Episode 191 - "Don't Be Offended, but a Justice-Impacted Individual is on the Loose!"

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In this episode, we uncover the grim details of the Bag Murders, the systemic failures that allowed the killer to evade justice for years.

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In the 191st edition of Too Noobs, the guys review a recent Illinois state House bill that reclassifies offenders of the law as "justice impacted individuals" (and wonder why Illinois legislatures have lost their minds). Then, millennials might be taking "quiet vacations" by not telling their bosses (?), Live Nation gets sued by the DOJ (much to John's delight), and it's Matt vs. Steve in Seinfeld trivia!

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