Travelling via plane can be weird sometimes...okay, MOST of the time.

As a lifelong Texan, I am no stranger to hot summers, so this poem, popularly known as “Ode To Texas” hits a certain nerve around this time of the year when it feels like the triple-digit days will never end in the Lone Star State. The author of this work has seemingly been lost to time, but it was written way before our miserably hot modern times.…

Whether you work with words, musical notes, paint, foam, cloth, or even pixels, there are few times more frustrating than when your brain just doesn’t want to cooperate and the whatever-it-is that you want to create just doesn’t happen. We’ve all been there, and one such time provided me with this delightful drabble that I have deemed: “A Conversat…

Few things in life are as embarrassing as not being in the right place. Indeed, Dear Listeners, I have found myself inside the wrong classroom, dorm room, hotel room and even building on occasion. Thus, I can certainly relate to the young lady in this little lost lark that I’ve labeled: “Saturday Night.”…

While I would like to be hopeful that gatherings such as this don’t take place in real life, the callousness that the “haves” can show towards the “have-nots” makes me wonder sometimes. And so I present this rich recital that I call: “Oneupmanship.”Eduardo Soliz

If a company sells a million widgets and 1 percent of them break, that’s ten thousand unhappy customers. As the man in this story is about to learn, service contracts tend to favor the ones who wrote them and thus, I give you this tale of customer dissatisfaction that I call: “Loaner.” Read the story here!…

It took a little doing to get my "Fauci ouchie."

Enjoy a Christmas story about a pair of government agents who spend Christmas Eve looking for a certain somebody… Read the story on my website!Eduardo Soliz

I'm sorry, but Christmas is the quarterback and Thanksgiving is the 3rd stringer riding the pine behind Halloween.

If the Whataburger people would open some more locations in Oklahoma, that would be greatly appreciated, and I discover some pretty good Mexican food in Kansas?!

Welcome to Super-Short Storytime, lovers of literature and fans of fiction! I am Eduardo Soliz, the author and narrator of the brilliantly brief tale you are about to hear. Stories come from different places, and this particular tale was inspired by a piece of art: “Hello Again,” by Mary Mouse. In the piece, Mary Mouse is looking up at a sad-lookin…

"I wasn’t sure if the guy was talking about the Texan thing or if he was talking about the Mexican thing!"

Welcome to Super-Short Storytime, literature listeners and audio aficionados! I am Eduardo Soliz, the composer and narrator of the spendidly succinct story that you are about to hear. Whether it’s nuclear war, robot rebellion, or those damn dirty apes, science fiction often tells tales of how humanity will come to its end, or at least screw up the …

The future just isn't what it used to be.

I've had a love-hate relationship with radio over the years, though lately it's leaning more towards the 'hate' side.

Welcome to Super-Short Storytime, literature listeners and audio aficionados! I am Eduardo Soliz, the composer and narrator of the splendiferously silly story that you are about to hear. One of the more annoying things about working in a cubicle environment is the fact that you can all-too-easily hear everything your coworkers say. It can also be o…

Despite living in South Texas, having a slightly tricky to pronounce Spanish name makes things more interesting than they should be.

I almost titled this episode "Take This Job and Shove It," but that would have been too easy.

This episode is a reading of a comic story “Cats Kingdom” written and illustrated by Paco Panda. https://www.deviantart.com/pandapaco/art/Cats-Kingdom-01-856780476Eduardo Soliz

I catch a fever one weekend and get to experience the joy that is getting tested for the coronavirus, wearing a mask inside the house and thinking of ways to mention constipation without actually saying it!

All things considered, 2020 was all right for me personally, though not without it's ups and downs.

Like so many things in my life, being a furry means that some things get a bit weird...okay, weirdER.

After months of being out of work, it was time to rejoin the rat race.

This is an old script (I have a Pixel 4a right now) but why not? I was one of the three people that had a Windows Phone, woo!

Like a lot of y'all, my home life and work life became one and the same. I also had to get masks. Surprisingly, toilet paper wasn't much of an issue, though I will never understand WTF that was all about.

It's all the podcast at a fraction of the price! Yeah, I couldn't resist making the joke. Visit eduardosoliz.com!

After a month of a half of sort-of working from home, the hammer expectedly falls. I'm not counting the 15 second ad at the start so TECHNICALLY the episode is just under 300 Seconds. That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Full text of the story: https://eduardosoliz.com/2020/05/20/laid-off

I'm finally gaining some ground in my personal battle of the bulge, but it isn't easy!

With the office now closed, I settle into a new normal working from home. Also, daily meetings SUCK Visit eduardosoliz.com for more of my wonderfully weird written words!

Coronavirus didn't really affect me much until the afternoon of March 12, 2020, when an email dropped into my work inbox. The next day, Fiesta San Antonio 2020 would be cancelled. Suddenly, things were serious.