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Size matters not. Nor does shameless plagiarism. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show Support Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshue…