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Eth denver recap and the notorious song

The origins of We Don't Talk About Crypto - 0:01 The time I met SBF - 4:30 Performance in ETH Denver - 12:39 Parents are shitlords - 19:00 Base - 20:20 Vitaliks Shlong and time travel- 24:44 Base Token - 26:40 Do Kwon likes my titties - 32:30 Do Kwon Banana Milk and Hot Sauce - 34:40 Andrew Kang - 45:00 Vitaliks Big D Energy - 46:05 Separate the Ar…

Gabriel is Ranting about the market and steve jobs

welcoming to the shitcoin church - 00:10 rant deleted - 01:00 My babies birth - 1:30 healthy ppl- 02:30 post birth 03:30 Doctors work from fear 05:15 my experience with chemo - 06:30 chemo is a nuke - 08:45 dr. Levy eating pork - 10:15 the nerologiest - 11:45 skin doctor telling us about emotional issues- 13:30 fauci - 18:45 your health is on you 1…

intro 00:02 my favorite types of podcasts 01:00 Only Murders in the Building *SPOILERS* 04:10 being your self 07:15 the challenge of writing a show 08:30 the first podcast I ever listened to (ECONTALK) - 10:00 wanting to do podcast for a while 16:32 why i stopped doing interviews 17:30 boring conversations 19:00 Bathroom break 19:40 the one questio…

Saturday Morning Rekt - April 30, 2022

Scoopy Trooples is a DeFi enthusiast turned builder. He co-founded the non-liquidatable, self-repaying loan platform, Alchemix. Scoopy Trooples Twitter: https://twitter.com/scupytrooples Alchemix Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlchemixFi Alchemix Website: https://alchemix.fi/

Redphone is a crypto storyteller with a unique and poetic vision. Redphone Twitter: https://twitter.com/redphonecrypto 69 Theses: https://redphone.substack.com/p/69

Darren Lau is the founder of The Daily Ape and co-founder of Not3Lau Capital. Darren Lau Twitter: https://twitter.com/Darrenlautf The Daily Ape: https://thedailyape.notion.site/thedailyape/Directory-c96c0b6727c0433a962e897ef43efb7e

Fisktantes is a DeFi degen, investor and adventurer. He is a member of Zee Prime Capital and the Sigil Fund. Follow Fiskantes on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Fiskantes

Devops199fan aka. Sunil is a crypto enthusiast, member of E-Girl Capital, and the founder of Saddle Finance. Devopsfan Twitter: https://twitter.com/devops199fan Saddle Twitter: https://twitter.com/saddlefinance Saddle Website: https://saddle.finance/ E-Girl Capital Website: https://www.egirlcapital.com/…

Xavier Ekkel is the founder of prePO, a decentralized trading platform allowing anyone anywhere to get exposure to any pre-IPO company or pre-token crypto project.

Eva Beylin is the Director of The Graph Foundation; democratizing the data economy and blockchain API access. The Graph Website: https://thegraph.com/ The Graph Twitter: https://twitter.com/graphprotocol Eva Beylin Twitter: https://twitter.com/evabeylin

Hannes Graah is the Founder at Gro Protocol. Gro develops protocols or autonomous programs designed for a simple and friendly DeFi experience. Link Tree: https://linktr.ee/groprotocol

Zemm and Zach are founding members of Coordinape. Coordinape is a platform for DAOs to easily and fairly distribute resources to contributors. Community grants, internal salaries, and special projects can all be incentivized and rewarded by the community itself. Instead of cumbersome voting or black box committees, contributors themselves can quick…

Zeus is the anonymous founder of Olympus. Olympus is building a community-owned decentralized financial infrastructure to bring more stability and transparency for the world. Additionally, Olympus is offering a new product called Olympus Pro which allows for Protocol Owned Liquidity. Zeus Twitter: https://twitter.com/ohmzeus OlympusDAO Twitter: htt…

In this episode of Talking Crypto, Gabriel Haines interviews Andras from Ether Cards, and Mark from Genomes. Ether Cards is a platform that provides tools for gamifying and supercharging NFTs. Genomes.io is an innovative blockchain project that aims to secure your genomic data while giving you the ability to monetize it to generate passive income. …

Jonathan Hillis founded ₡ABIN, a community of cabins for web3 workers. We are an experiment in the future of cities: decentralized village nodes tied together by a shared culture, economy, and governance structures. ₡ABIN aspires to be a physical manifestation of DAOs, a cooperative labor market for knowledge workers, and perhaps even a decentraliz…

Gabriel interviews Anna and Brooks from Ponderware, the infamous creators of the Mooncats. Mooncats Twitter: https://twitter.com/ponderware Mooncats Website: https://mooncat.community/ Mooncats Discord: https://discord.com/invite/XYZFrsYava

Ty Blackard is the COO and co-founder of Nifty Labs, a platform building cross-chain infrastructure for NFT utility and authentication. Ty Twitter: https://twitter.com/tytaninc NFTY Labs Website: https://nftylabs.org/ NFTY Labs Twitter: https://twitter.com/NFTYLab NFTY Labs Discord: https://twitter.com/NFTYLab…

Sal Ash is an investor in crypto-currencies since 2017 and is passionate about supporting innovative community projects that bring something new to the space. He spends most of his time working on the Alchemist project. Sal Ash Twitter: https://twitter.com/sal_ash_ Alchemist Website: https://www.alchemist.wtf/ Alchemist Twtiter: https://twitter.com…

Andrew Thurman is a tech reporter at CoinDesk. He formerly worked as a weekend editor at Cointelegraph, a partnership manager at Chainlink and a co-founder of a smart-contract data marketplace startup. Andrew Thurman Twitter: https://twitter.com/Blockanalia

Andy is the co-founder of Fractional, a platform that allows for the fractional ownership of NFTs. Andy Twitter: https://twitter.com/andy8052 Fractional Twitter: https://twitter.com/fractional_art Fractional Website: https://fractional.art/

CJ Hetherington is the co-founder of Atlantis World, a metaverse platform making two-dimensional, lightweight digital worlds to level-up the social experience and gameify DeFi investing

Cooper Turley aka. Coopahtroopa is a full time DAO operator working on projects like Friends with Benefits, Audius, PleasrDAO, Forefront and Seed Club. He’s a partner at Variant Fund and works with teams on token launches and governance through Fire Eyes DAO.

Chichi is the CEO of Degen'$ Farm a platform where you can farm unique NFT creatures and collect them. Each creature will not only delight its owner, but also accumulate market fees. Aside from NFTs, Degen'$ Farm also has a utility token called $DUNG.

Chris Spadafora aka. Spadaboom is a good friend of the channel, a Bitcoin OG and one of the founders of Badger. Badger is a decentralized autonomous organization (DAO) focused on building the products and infrastructure necessary to accelerate the growth of Bitcoin in Decentralized Finance (DeFi) across multiple blockchains. Badger Website: https:/…

Lianne Li is one of the founding members of Divergence. Divergence is a decentralized platform for volatility hedging and trading with a focus on blockchain native asset prices, value of LP tokens, interest rates, DeFi farming and staking rewards. Divergence Website: https://www.divergence-protocol.com/ Divergence Twitter: https://twitter.com/diver…

Spottie Wifi is the best (only) CryptoPunk rapper alive. Spottie Wifi Twitter: https://twitter.com/spottiewifi?lang=en Spottie Wifi Discord: discord.gg/6HWmhugB3W Spottie Wifi Audius: https://audius.co/spottiewifi

Hardwood (now Heartwood) returns to the Gabriel Haines show for a second time due to popular demand. Heartwood is a gay 6-inch creature known as a "wassie" who previously worked at Wendys and ConsenSys. He is also a prominent personality on crypto twitter.

Mark Hahnel PhD. is the CSO at Genomes.io and is working in the middle of the Venn diagram, where DeFi, Cryptography and Genomics converge.

ChainLinkGod is a Chainlink Community Ambassador and co-author of the independent publication SmartContent. He provides educational resources regarding the Chainlink Network, DeFi ecosystem, and smart contract economy to all who are willing to listen.

Loomdart is a crypto trader and OG.

Gmoney is an investor, futurist and NFT collector. He recently started working with Delphi Digital on an NFT venture.

Sid Powell is the CEO & Co-Founder of Maple Finance. Sid comes from a background in debt capital markets and institutional banking. During his career in traditional finance, he participated in $3b+ of corporate bond issuance, established and ran a $200m+ bond funding program, and managed Treasury at a commercial lending fintech company.…

Jigsaw is a Co-Founder and Head of Comms for SEEN HAUS, a highly curated NFT auction house merging the physical + digital worlds of art. He was previously a Calvin Klein model and writer for YFI.

Jet is a 15 year old smart contract developer at Rari Capital. He started writing code in 2017 and became a blockchain dev in 2020. Jet also enjoys F1 racing.

Samuel Shadrach is an engineering student, currently consulting and working at Rari Capital. He is into all things Ethereum — DeFi, L2, MEV and whatever else catches his fancy.

Owen is the creator of the 0xmons project. Aside from being a crypto dev, he is an NFT enthusiast, DeFi degen and machine learning expert.

Tomasz Stanczak is an Ethereum core engineer and co-founder of Oiler Protocol, a platform which introduces blockchain protocol scale risk management to DeFi. His professional interests include the decentralized economy, mempool dynamics, gas prices, protocol behaviour research and engineering. Tomasz is also a crew member at the Flashbots Collectiv…

Colborn Bell is the co-founder and Director of the Museum of Crypto Art. He is a long time blockchain investor, and passionate about how frontier technologies can create profound human and societal impact.

Hardwood is a gay 6-inch creature known as a "wassie" who previously worked at Wendys and ConsenSys. He is also a prominent personality on crypto twitter.

Chris Spears is a programmer and the founder of Lift Kitchen DAO, a platform intended to be a rapid prototype incubator, effectively creating a VC-like fund model that’s “by crypto, for crypto.”

Kris Kay is a crypto investor and educator. Aside from content creation, Kris is also involved with Decentral Games, a casino in the Metaverse.

Ulysse is a French creative developer and a co-founder of APWine, a platform where you can trade future DeFi yield.

Vasa is a DeFi developer and contributor to prominent Crypto projects. Vasa on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vasa_develop

Dark Forest Capital and AG, two members of the Index Coop, discuss the Metaverse Index, a token respresenting a basket of some of the top projects in the NFT space. According to the Index Coop: "The Metaverse Index (MVI) is designed to capture the trend of entertainment, sports and business shifting to a virtual environment, with economic activity …

Will Harborne is the founder of DeversiFi — formerly known as Ethfinex. DeversiFi is a Layer 2 DeFi platform and exchange built using Starkware. He is also the founder of Nectar, a DAO managing 17,000 ETH.

Jack Du Rose is the founder of Colony, a unique DAO platform. Colony seeks to be the most powerful, practical, flexible, and easy-to-use DAO framework. It enables you to create & participate in online organizations, without code.