S5Ep8: We Need To Beat Green Bay. Gambling and Fantasy Advice are Back.

Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast

The excuses are over, Rodgers no longer can hurt us, it is time for the Bears and Packers to switch roles after 14 years of beatings. Week 1 is finally here and our pants are involuntarily flying off our bodies thinking about what the trajectory of this team could be once they get rolling. Come with us for the ride.

00:00 - 02:45 - Compliments and apologies to Pearl Jam.

02:45 - 05:12 - What's on tap tonight?

05:12 - 37:17 - Bears Chatter. How do we feel about the roster. What is our Justin Fields confidence meter at. What is our final prediction for the 2023 record. Maybe we need to Keep An Eye on Dan?

37:17 - 59:49 - Green Bay Preview. Dan Doinks attempts to walk us through the streets of Green Bay, Wisconsin, but this goes sideways thanks to recent deaths of Jimmy Buffet and Smash Mouth guy.

59:49 - 98:09 - Hamm's N Bread. America's favorite gambling segment returns with Rick Feelsmen. We will try and win you some cash this year. We actually talk about the Bears-Packers game here.

98:09 - 103:41 - Bears Fantasy Corner. Who are our top picks to win you your W1 fantasy game?

103:41 - 104:33 - Find us on Cameo. Hire us to roast your best friends and family members.

104:33 - 119:48 - B1G Minute. The Illini are still on pace to win the 2023 national championship. Gophers survive W1 against Nebraska.

119:48 - END - Wrap the M'Fer Up. Baseball chatter. Toffees Corner. Tailgate talk leading into an incredible song by Rick Feelsmen.