Mar-a-Lago Mic Drop

Trump Mafia

Last episode I explored Donny Boy’s Russian piggy bank and Russian Laundromat (no starch required) via an interview with Carter Page. I also stressed my total disbelief at how the Mueller investigation just happened to omit any financial investigation into Trump’s Moscow money madness. As I have said in the past, I will continue digginginto this dystopian Glasnost, but first I wanted to do a little Trump Update on Donny’s current state of affairs. It’s so outta control,that it feels like a segment of SNL Weekend Update. Might as well have Colin Jost narrate this episode. So as Chris Cuomo says, and don’t get me started on his bro, that’s a totally different series I could do—“Let’s Get After It”! So only Donald J. Trump, a twice impeached one-term President of these here United States, and the biggest carny barker since PT Barnum, could be in a situation post Presidency wherein he will either land in the pokey from a variety of looming criminal and civil charges, orpotentiallybecome President again in 2024. I mean try and wrap your mind around that for a minute. I MEAN WHAT IN THE FUCK!?!?! Even after the Capital Insurrection and a second impeachment, this fucking guy is really living up to Gotti’s moniker, the Teflon Don. One would think that all his zombie political allies would have used this moment to run for the hills and distance themselves from this nuclear mess, but his most powerful GOP ass-kissers are STILL sucking from the Trump Teet.