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It’s the very first episode of The Big Pitch with Jimmy Carr and our first guest is Phil Wang! And Phil’s subgenre is…This Place is Evil. We’re talking psychological torture, we’re talking gory death scenes, we’re talking Lorraine Kelly?! The Big Pitch with Jimmy Carr is a brand new comedy podcast where each week a different celebrity guest pitches an idea for a film based on one of the SUPER niche sub-genres on Netflix. From ‘Steamy Crime Movies from the 1970s’ to ‘Australian Dysfunctional Family Comedies Starring A Strong Female Lead’, our celebrity guests will pitch their wacky plot, their dream cast, the marketing stunts, and everything in between. By the end of every episode, Jimmy Carr, Comedian by night / “Netflix Executive” by day, will decide whether the pitch is greenlit or condemned to development hell! Listen on all podcast platforms and watch on the Netflix Is A Joke YouTube Channel . The Big Pitch is a co-production by Netflix and BBC Studios Audio. Jimmy Carr is an award-winning stand-up comedian and writer, touring his brand-new show JIMMY CARR: LAUGHS FUNNY throughout the USA from May to November this year, as well as across the UK and Europe, before hitting Australia and New Zealand in early 2026. All info and tickets for the tour are available at JIMMYCARR.COM Production Coordinator: Becky Carewe-Jeffries Production Manager: Mabel Finnegan-Wright Editor: Stuart Reid Producer: Pete Strauss Executive Producer: Richard Morris Executive Producers for Netflix: Kathryn Huyghue, Erica Brady, and David Markowitz Set Design: Helen Coyston Studios: Tower Bridge Studios Make Up: Samantha Coughlan Cameras: Daniel Spencer Sound: Charlie Emery Branding: Tim Lane Photography: James Hole…

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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode that the up and coming Monday: Trump returns to office, the end of Tik Tok in the USA (hit to our social media marketing), and that if you don't believe 90 Day Fiance is the best damn television that human beings ever created, you're lying. Please note, we do not agree with any opinions of content of the commercial break (it's definitely NSFW). Why are we so addicted to the drama of reality television? Is it the crazy couples? The Narrisitic people? Or do we just love seeing people be at their worst, either way Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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Summer Tapes: Bath Water & Catfishing. 1:12:21

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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the latest updates with the Diddy Trial, selling our bath water products (free shipping after $30.00), and knowing when to take time off. I don't know who needs to hear this..Tomi Lee's wife..but if you attempt to cheat, you deserved to get catfished. Going to be a good finals, it's too bad we won't be able to see Knicks fans celebrate again.…

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We took a week off, now we freak off. 1:04:04

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Carlos and Ryan discuss babyoil, drugs, and male escorts..oh wait, that's the Diddy Trial. It's a sad day when one of your 90's RnB heros falls from height but in this case, he deserved it. Ensure to tune in with each new development of the Diddy trial with your favourite news broadcasting: The Blank with Carlos and Ryan. Canada and the US are joining forces to put up a defence dome around North America, RIP to your tax money. Shoutout to Halifax, Nova Scotia, filled with natural beauty and fresh seafood, Ryan highly recommmends.…

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Sugar Mommas 2025: Ketamine & Sundresses, all summer long.. 1:16:06

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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the defunding of Sesame Street, tariffs on Hollywood, and how even in the 1930's Germany, America was still more racist. RIP to Skype, our original podcast software, many memories we had and you are gone too soon. The latest Pope that was named is from one of the murder capitals of America, I guess no one messing with this him now. Welcome to summer 2025, we looking for Sugar Mommas at Trinity Bellwoods. No episode next week, but we'll be back!…

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Death to the Remix: It's the Liberal's fault. 1:17:32

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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the recent Canadian Federal Election, when is the last time these fastfood joints put out something good, and how older dudes need to leave these young women alone. We've heard honesty is the best route in relationships, especially if you're a cheater. Who is on your Mount Rushmore for Hip Hop? If it ain't Lupe's head 4 times, then I don't want to know (Ryan's words). We're almost at 200!!!…

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Go Leafs Go!: Gold Digger Special. 1:19:51

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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: Carlos actually admits defeat- he is on some people's kids today, Unc in 5, and how Ryan almost an over someone with his bike today. Hopefully Kanye gets the help he needs, we all know he needs it. There are two things we love in Toronto during this time of year: 1) Leafs are in the playoffs and 2) Summer dresses. Leafs in 5.…

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Return of the Mack: Happy Bambodian (no typo blood) New Year! 1:11:26

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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Cambodian New Year, don't play pranks on your police force, and Ryan drops a bombshell about his personal life (he's extremely messed up from the situation, we need to give him therapy...i mean, he's fine.). It's Wrestlemania twice this weekend, one on Saturday, one in Carlos' bedroom (crazy), both on Netflix. How does 4Chan get hacked? Who wants to hack 4chan? You know how much wild ish is on there? That is crazier than Katy Perry going into space (when Wendy's disses you, you know it's bad).…

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New Slogan T-Shirts Coming Soon: Patient Pending. 1:28:54

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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode (please forgive us for the technical issues) updates on tariffs, can AI and sex dolls be the new form of therapy ..we're all thinking it, it's a valid question, and has capitalism gone too far on our dating apps..I'm sick and tired of spending 49.99 a month tryna see some bunda on Tinder. Check out Alter on YouTube for the best horror short films ever made. Go out and vote when you can, it counts.…

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Lock the doors Ryan..I said lock the doors. 1:18:30

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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the tragic events in Myanmar, how these tariffs are going to make everything expensive, and the moral opinion on the death penalty. Why was Kanye wearing a black KKK suit? It wasn't Halloween. I'm also sure that the KKK would have something to say about it. Shoutout to the content creators on YouTube for short horror films, definitely check it out. RIP to the people that lost their lives in Myanmar and condolences to the families affected.…

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Calling in a 187: The Murder of Modern America. 1:15:47

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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the psychotic tendencies of being friendzoned, ensuring that you delete your 23nMe data, and exposing war secrets on the homie's group chat. Is America even real? is Trump just Thanos behind the scenes attempting to ruin it at all? Stephen A Smith, this is a near and dear message to you and you only--LeBron is a freak of nature, the only swinging that will be happening is you at the end of it all. Everyday it seems like America is more and more like Jerry Springer. If you were effected by the Tariffs, please look into EI starting April 1, 2025.…

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How to Conduct a Proper Figure-Four Vol 1: More WWE in American Classrooms. 1:21:29

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Carlos and Ryan discuss the dismantling of the education system in America, how 15 year olds are becoming gambling addicts, and how Ryan is out here making friends on Kijiji selling computer parts. I understand, Elon is on some weird ish, but there is no need to set fires to these Teslas, even if we enjoy watching his stock go down. Carlos and I are starting an OnlyFans to fund more tech for higher quality podcasts, stay tuned for our exclusive naked podcast content (it's mostly Ryan's idea, Carlos does not approve).…

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The Blank Gone Wild: Hot in Ghana Edition. 1:08:36

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Carlos and Ryan are back from Ghana, well Carlos is. Carlos goes over the events and special moments he had in the Motherland, while Ryan weeped waiting for him to get back. Family, 6 hour bus ride and a night under the stars, we're all going to Ghana next year. Mark Carney, not even Prime Minister yet and he's already on some people's kids. Becareful what you say on a those random interviews on the street, you never know if you'll lose your job or flashing a camera one day. We're glad to be back.…

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Vote or Die Version 2.0: The event before Ghana. 1:05:20

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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: taking secrets to the grave, Apple's new DEI hires, and Hooter's downfall (don't blame the youth because we're all about the junk in the trunk now a days). If women can get a procedure done to make themselves feel better, why can't men (Ryan's on his way to LA to get the surgey done). RIP to Gene Hackman, legendary actor during the 90's. There is no episode next week but we'll be posting some pics from the trip. Remember, sometimes secrets are met to be kept, buried, burned and never brought to life again.…

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When a door closes, a window opens. 1:04:41

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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some recent Trump antics, The Superbowl and halftime show, and how fighting in hockey needs to be banned! Unless it's my son, then whoop his ass! Are you buying Canadian? Because you should, it's great, we have great stuff (chill out Ryan). Carlos shares a story and massive life update, the window opens. Know your rights, pursue happiness, and free my boy Devon, He aint do sh** (since when were driveby's illegal?).…

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Buy Canadian: Amazon's the exception, what? you expect me to get my stuff from the mall? 1:22:12

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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the NBA's sketchy but historic trades, grammy winners, and boycotting America. For all of those "red pill" believers, you are used goods. Ryan's officially protesting American products for the next 4 years while Carlos is gladly giving his dollars for the wall. Do you remember how what life was like at 16? Because we don't. Enjoy the Super Bowl everyone, I'm putting $100.00 on Not Like Us to play first.…

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The Blank's First Speed Dating Event: I'm pressing the red button on tariffs. 1:16:39

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