Poop Cubes

Sneeze! with James Whittingham

In this wildly unpredictable episode, James and Pepe tackle everything from creative roadblocks to the bizarre world of cube-shaped poop. James reflects on the emotional walls he's built up over time, and Pepe—armed with his quirky wisdom—offers up unconventional solutions. From ice-pick metaphors to wombat-inspired architecture, the conversation takes a delightfully strange turn.

Listen as they explore how wombats stack cubes of poop to mark their territory, sparking a tangent on using cubic poop as eco-friendly building materials. What if people pooped cubes too? Could it solve the world’s ecological crisis? And could we breed dogs to do the same? Yes, it's just that kind of episode.

The randomness continues with discussions about the world’s largest penis, a woman freezing her eggs due to lack of good men, and a man mauled by a gang of otters. Plus, Pepe throws in weird facts about immortal jellyfish and eerie singing glaciers, giving James some serious food for thought... and possible existential dread.

Highlights:

• Cube-shaped Poop Cities: Could wombat poop revolutionize architecture?
• The Wall Around Creativity: Is James too intense for his audience, or just keeping his wild side in check?
• Invisible Turtles and Word Salad: What happens when random absurdity is introduced into the podcast?
• Immortal Jellyfish: Could humanity benefit from a jellyfish-style reset button?
• Otter Attacks: What happens when the cutest creatures on Earth turn into bloodthirsty gangs?

Random Facts from Pepe:

• Wombats poop in cubes!
• There's a jellyfish that’s basically immortal!
• Otters may seem cute, but they can gang up like a bunch of thugs!

Listener's Challenge: Would you prefer to poop in cubes or have the ability to reset your body like a jellyfish? Let us know in the comments or drop us a message on social!

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Written and performed by James Whittingham.

Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno.

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