On the Season 2 debut of Lost Cultures: Living Legacies , we travel to Bermuda, an Atlantic island whose history spans centuries and continents. Once uninhabited, Bermuda became a vital stop in transatlantic trade, a maritime stronghold, and a cultural crossroads shaped by African, European, Caribbean, and Native American influences. Guests Dr. Kristy Warren and Dr. Edward Harris trace its transformation from an uninhabited island to a strategic outpost shaped by shipwrecks, colonization, the transatlantic slave trade, and the rise and fall of empires. Plus, former Director of Tourism Gary Phillips shares the story of the Gombey tradition, a vibrant performance art rooted in resistance, migration, and cultural fusion. Together, they reveal how Bermuda’s layered past continues to shape its people, culture, and identity today. You can also find us online at travelandleisure.com/lostcultures Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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In this week’s episode, the slaydies discuss Brooke’s adventure to Palm Springs and some rather aggressive sporty spices, while Mandy gives a recap of a Barbie-licious bridal shower. So charge up the Tesla because we’re going on a virtual road trip with the chatty babes of Smeared Mascara. Honk honk, bitches!
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Вміст надано Smeared Mascara Podcast. Весь вміст подкастів, включаючи епізоди, графіку та описи подкастів, завантажується та надається безпосередньо компанією Smeared Mascara Podcast або його партнером по платформі подкастів. Якщо ви вважаєте, що хтось використовує ваш захищений авторським правом твір без вашого дозволу, ви можете виконати процедуру, описану тут https://uk.player.fm/legal.
In this week’s episode, the slaydies discuss Brooke’s adventure to Palm Springs and some rather aggressive sporty spices, while Mandy gives a recap of a Barbie-licious bridal shower. So charge up the Tesla because we’re going on a virtual road trip with the chatty babes of Smeared Mascara. Honk honk, bitches!
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text This episode was recorded on Memorial Day of 2025. Brooke and Mandy discuss how blessed they are to be alive during this time of equal rights and economic prosperity. <> Okay, jump in the DeLorean and get back to reality. The ladies discuss everything from softball supers to the latest in tv and TikTok. Of course Hulu’s Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is a topic this week. Be sure to notice the loud truck exhaust sound in this episode. One of our locals decided to express their insecurities, I mean confidence, by revving their engine repeatedly. You’ll be receiving your weekly dose of pop culture and profanity in this episode of Smeared Mascara. You’re welcome. Rated MFR for Muthafuccin Rage TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text We solemnly swear to judge pop culture, politics, and any other topics we see fit. Join us in the Smeared Mascara courtroom, won’t you? The Honorable Judges Brooke and Mandy are serving unsolicited opinions and lewks. Listen to the ladies recap their weekends. Brooke witnesses geriatric drama, and Mandy visits the suburban version of Chuck E. Cheese. Sporty Spice News returns, and Possessed Doll Corner premiers. Of course, the disgusting Diddy trial is discussed. Court is adjourned. You may now listen to the episode with Doug Lewelling in the lobby. (Gen Z, that’s an OG People’s Court reference) Language is inappropriate and nasty as you should expect. Rated TFB for Tammy Fay Baker TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text Welcome back to Smeared Mascara, the religious and political podcast. (Insert record scratch) Just kidding! There’s mention of these taboo dinner party topics but in the way that gets you sent to hell. This week the ladies recap their Mother’s Day activities and how hashtag blessed they are. Did YOU take your kid to an anime convention over an hour away like Mandy did??? Brooke tells us about a concert she attended and how she avoided funk with a fellow attendee. We also hear about Brooke’s birthday getaway to the coast with her mans. Of course the latest in pop culture is featured in this episode. Details are emerging from the Diddy trial. Turns out he’s even more disgusting than previously believed! The Pope be popin’ and politicians aren’t hiding their drug use like the old days. Grab your AirPods and put the kids to bed because the show is about to start! The language is vulgar. Rated DGAF because it’s the truth. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text This week Brooke and Mandy use their finest screenshots gathered from the World Wide Web to discuss The Met Gala. Get dandy with us, won’t you? It’s also an early birthday celebration for B-Rock. Hear how she plans on spending this milestone day. Conclave Couture could make an appearance. Mandy is crushed over the conclusion of The Righteous Gemstones. Jesus take the wheel because this girl is not okay. Grab some face tape and get snatched because it’s time to listen to Smeared Mascara. Language is mature, disturbing, and c#nty. Proceed with confidence or see your way out. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
1 Sh!t Talking & Sandwiches 1:09:15
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text The ladies of Smeared Mascara are back and ready to talk some smack! Warning: Strong opinions are shared about sandwiches, movies, concerts, and podcasts. Clips of Katy Perry’s latest stage show are hitting socials and viewers confused. Does space travel decrease a human’s ability to perform? Our sources say maybe. TikToks showcasing Cowboy Carter concert lewks are being posted and some are creative AF. Extensions on a tshirt??? Okayyyy!! **Booty cheek chaps are always welcome** The language is nasty per Smeared Mascara standards. If you don’t like filthy you’re in the wrong place. Grab your hobby horse and get dandy, because the show is about to begin! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara focuses on the three Cs: Coachella, Conclave and Chisme. Find out details from Mandy’s festival field correspondent, and what this reveals about Gen Z. Brooke gives us a behind the scenes story about Beauty School Fight Club. It’s as intense as that blue mascara from the 80s. Pop in those AirPods and tune out the world because Smeared Mascara is gonna teach you a few things. Warning: This episode contains spoilers to The Righteous Gemstones, and blasphemy. Of course the language is vulgar af. Are you new here? (If so, welcome! If not, duh!) TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
1 Coachella - Week 1 1:02:18
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text Put on your shorty shorts and your flower crown because we’re headed to Coachella! Actually Brooke and Mandy are reporting about Coachella via social media. Did you really expect these babes to travel during the school year? In this economy? The ladies hypothesize the logistics of possible festival hookups, and navigating the desert landscape in a wheelchair. Brooke tells us about her return to the softball fields, and Mandy gives us her honest review of the movie Freaky Tales. All that and so much more on this episode of Smeared Mascara. PLEASE be cautious when listening to this episode. The language gets nas-tay. Don’t say we didn’t warn you! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
1 Bachlorette, Protest, and White Lotus 1:23:51
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text **This episode contains SPOILERS for the season 3 finale of White Lotus** This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the nationwide protest that took place over the weekend. The signs were signing and the people are pissed. Mandy spills the tea about a bachelorette party in wine country. Lessons were learned, and memories were made. Both ladies give their opinions about the last episode of The White Lotus. What should have happened, what could have happened, and what really happened. There’s also discussion about the latest prom trends in the south, and the stock market. Please don’t take any investment advice from us. Seriously. So grab your smoothie with the “good” coconut milk and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara! Rated AV for Always Vulgar TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
1 Eat Your Cannolis 1:12:05
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text This episode is popping with pop culture. Brooke and Mandy have a mature discussion about appendages and Italian desserts. The ladies also talk about the challenges of raising Gen Z-ers, “remixing” your life, and their current favorite streaming shows. This is definitely not the episode to listen with your kids or conservative friends. It’s giving the sex, drugs and HBO MAX vibe. So stop doom scrolling and start listening to the latest installment of Smeared Mascara! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text Have you ever accidentally texted the wrong person? We absolutely have. Have you ever accidentally added a journalist to a super, ultra, mega confidential political message??? And then the journalist publishes the message? And THEN the White House press secretary gets involved???? Well Brooke and Mandy have never done that, but that would be totes embarrassing. Listen to the ladies discuss the latest in world news, pop culture, and colonoscopies. There is also mention of a prospective Christmas Hallmark movie inspired by recent events. (Sorry Hallmark/Netflix/Lifetime, we’ve trademarked it) Language is the standard OMG WTF. Listen alone or with your “cool” homies. Hope you like profanity. Enjoy the latest from Smeared Mascara! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text St. Patrick’s Day is a big deal in any city named Dublin. Mandy and Brooke experienced this holiday in their hometown like never before. What started out as a normal Saturday morning turned into an afternoon of lip syncing for their lives. Lucky for all involved, there is video footage. Put on anything green and set your leprechaun traps because you are now entering The Smeared Mascara Zone. Rated C for C#nty TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
1 Women’s Month BITCH 1:08:43
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the joys of being a woman and marvel at the amazing progress that we’ve made as a society and culture over the centuries. Then we bring it right back to reality remind ourselves of the dystopian society we are experiencing. Fight the power! The ladies discuss self worth and confidence along with churros and Lent. It’s time to get comfy and unwind with your favorite foul mouthed podcasters. Do good things and be a good person. Don’t forget to use the F word. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
1 A Homage to Monica… Chalomeeett 1:01:49
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke and Mandy are trying a more structured and focused episode this week. We received some “constructive criticism” from some “fans” and were trying something new. There is talk of the Oscars, the red carpet, and the chisme. The ladies also express their newfound interest in a 90s political pariah/pop culture icon. Hint: Her name is frequently mentioned in rap lyrics. So get comfy like Adam Sandler and enjoy this episode of Smeared Mascara. Bad language is used in this episode so listen with caution. Sorry kiddies in carpool and boring office mates! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text This week Brooke and Mandy rave about the Dsquared2 fashion show. Doechii and Naomi Campbell walked. No crumbs. A drag name for Brooke is being workshopped. Ideas for last names are being accepted. Drop us a text or email with your suggestions. The ladies are still mesmerized by Garbanzo the cat, and Walton Goggins’ teeth. Check out TikTok for Garbanzo and The White Lotus for the pearly whites. Fasten your seatbelt and store your carryon safely because this flight of randomness is about to take off! Don’t worry, Brooke and Mandy will NOT be joining in on any group singalongs in the sky. Beware of vulgar talk on this episode. The body’s nether regions are discussed and there’s like 50 f words used. This is Smeared Mascara. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara covers Saturday Night Live’s 50th Anniversary show. Of course Brooke and Mandy didn’t watch the entire 3 hour show. They watched clips on TikTok like normal people. Duh. Naturally there is discussion about our nation and opinions are shared about leadership. This shouldn’t be surprising to our regular listeners. Do you know us? There are many more topics covered like French Revolution kitty conditions and Lisa Rinna’s haircut. It’s time to pop a beta blocker and enjoy Smeared Mascara. Language is explicit like always. Don’t listen near abuelita. You’ve been warned. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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Send us a text Giddy up, horses and hoes because you’re in for a ride! Brooke and Mandy discuss the social significance of Taco Bell in the 90s, physics of horse riding related activities, and so much more. As always the ladies give their opinions on recent TikTok topics like first time moms, extension scams, and Ariana Grande on SNL. Mandy laments about an upcoming high school reunion while Brooke embraces quinceñera style. So put on your boots and join the Smeared Mascara line dance! Just a reminder that the language is vulgar and spicy. So pop in the AirPods and try not to listen during carpool to the elementary school. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Dumb Diddy Dumb 1:21:02
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text TW - SA/Drugs: This episode discusses the alleged crimes committed by Diddy and his associates. Get ready to hear the pop culture headlines and the ADHD-driven tangents! Before diving into the Diddy dirt, Brooke and Mandy read your responses from Instagram. Did you submit some tea or freaky tales? You just may hear your chisme on the pod! Inspired by Paige and Hannah from Giggly Squad, the ladies talk about the benefits of therapy and medication. There is NO SHAME in the mental health game. Halloween costume ideas and possible outings are discussed. Will the ladies achieve viral fame in plaid? Or will they maintain their mid level pumpkin patch status? Only time will tell. Homecoming mums are all over TikTok and the girlies will be attempting a craft project. Send prayers. Lastly, the P Diddy drama is covered. The alleged players, possible motives, and bulk purchases are discussed. Two gallon bottles of baby oil??? Leave your judgment at the door and take a ride on the wild side. By wild side, we mean laughing hysterically in your car or at your dining room table while drinking a sparkling water and eating carbs. Topics are explicit and may be too mature for some listeners. If it’s too much, go find less. Just kidding… skip ahead or take a break. You do you, boo! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text Election season is upon us and it’s time for the opinionated ladies of Smeared Mascara to express themselves politically. Brooke and Mandy talk about the Democratic National Convention and what a treasure Gus Walz is. The conversation easily flows into rants about the patriarchy and middle aged complaints. Cats are heavily discussed in this episode. Meow. Brooke tells us about the Kardashian inspired photoshoot that never was, and Mandy reminds everyone that it is their one year podcast anniversary. A pod-a-versary, if you will. So sharpen your pencils and charge your laptops, because the Fall semester of Smeared Mascara has begun. *Attendance is 90% of your grade, waitlist is closed, tutoring available during office hours. This episode is rated V for vulgar, as if you didn’t already know. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Secret ife of Shannon Sharpe's CPAP 1:17:07
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text In this episode, Brooke and Mandy discuss the accidental live broadcast of a breathtaking performance on Instagram. The ladies cover the Presidential Debate and wonder how many concepts of plans could benefit the American people. Brooke and Mandy talk about hair extensions and drama stemming from Hulu’s reality show, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. So take a hit of that inhaler, make a sugary soda drink with the good ice, and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara. Language is rough and raunchy. You know what to do! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Fisting My Way To A Gold Medal 1:14:10
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text This episode contains most vulgar words and topics that your parents warned you about. With that said, it’s funny af. Brooke and Mandy are still talking about the Olympics (there’s a delay in publishing… so what?), but not so much about the sports. Think medals and how pole vaulters would display them. We cover childhood photos, body shaming, and favorite pastimes of the 80s. Brooke tells us about her experience in North Beach and the chisme treasure she stumbled upon. Mandy gives a restaurant review which sparks the Corn Conversation. TikTok topics like Ludacris, Veruca Salt (the influencer, not band or book/movie character), and Kamala Harris’ vice presidential pick are discussed. Controversial topics like trail mix ingredients and Prius drivers are mentioned. Please plan accordingly. So get comfy and enjoy this episode of Smeared Mascara! P.S. We are always Pro Hoe TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Trauma Salad 1:02:01
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text Join the ladies this week as they try the latest TikTok trend of sharing trauma and candy. Only a portion of the Trauma Salad will be served. Full Trauma Salad to be aired separately. Now back to the regularly scheduled pop culture pop-off… Brooke and Mandy talk about the Paris Olympics, again. It’s a solid bronze medal conversation. The democratic presidential nominee and vice presidential nominee are discussed. It’s impossible for the ladies to hide how much they adore Tim Walz. They’re certainly no political experts but they know what they like. So put on your Olympic medals and your AirPods because Smeared Mascara is hummin’ comin’ ‘atcha. (Don’t get the reference? See Cypress Hill lyrics from the first single off their debut album. You’re welcome.) TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Tooth Gems 1:13:08
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text This week’s installment of Smeared Mascara tells you everything and nothing about San Bernardino softball, horror conventions, and athlete breeding. Mandy can’t hide her hyper fixation with tooth gems, and Brooke updates us with the latest from the Paris Olympics. Grab your baguette and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara. If you’re new here, language is strong and definitely not for kiddies. You’ve been warned! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 My Pronouns Are… 1:16:33
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text Listen to Brooke and Mandy recap their Independence Day celebrations and customer service frustrations. DMV & certain hotel employees, we’re talking about YOU! Press ‘PLAY’ on your devices and enjoy another installment of Smeared Mascara! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara as they adjust to a new “hot weather”recording schedule. Mandy describes her insta-worthy anniversary celebration, and Brooke breaks down the little league drama on and off the field. Some hot topics of this episode are: the presidential debate, project 25, France’s poop protest, and body image issues. Drink some water, put on some deodorant, and listen to this episode that was recorded pre-presidential candidate remix. Don’t forget to shield the ears of the bebés and turn off great grannies’ hearing aids. The language is mature, spicy, and vulgar. Enjoy! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 The Petty King 1:10:08
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text This week Brooke and Mandy praise the almighty Petty King, Kendrick Lamar. The ladies discuss Kendrick’s Pop Out Concert and the Not Like Us photoshoot. Don’t worry if you’re unfamiliar with this Pulitzer Prize winning rapper from Compton because this episode will catch you up on this royal performer’s pop culture significance. Brooke and Mandy recap their week of concerts at the Alameda County Fair. There is plenty footage to share from the E40 and Exposé performances. Mandy really made sure to capture the vibe through the dirty lens of her iPhone. There is mention of Justin Timberlake and his unfaithful, intoxicated shenanigans. Don’t say we didn’t warn you, JT fans. Stay hydrated in this hellish climate and entertain yourself with this episode of Smeared Mascara. There is always bad language used in this podcast, so listen in the appropriate environment. Rated R for ratchet. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Pride Edition 1:32:17
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy discuss their worldwide reach and how this positively affects mankind, Bridgerton-Core, summer break snacks, and Geishas. So put on your rainbow petticoats because it’s PRIDE, bitches! 🌈 As always, there is mature content discussed. Put the bebés down for a nap and enjoy the show. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Mulletinos and More 2:01:12
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text Enjoy another fun filled episode as Mandy and Brooke go off the rails once again. It’s hot in the Smeared Mascara studio so you will hear the subtle sound of an industrial strength fan during the episode. The ladies are extra chatty! They discuss the benefits of therapy, and how Brooke is the IUD Whisperer. Summer topics like concerts, square dancing, and synchronized swimming on land are mentioned. Lastly, the ladies touch upon ash scattering, dog shows, and MMA. There is truly something for everyone in this episode. As always pod is not intended for young ears. Buh- bye, bebes! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Adios Muchachas 1:14:49
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text This week Brooke and Mandy cover Kevin Gates and his words of inspiration, women’s health, Native American influence in our childhoods, and 90's love stories. Mandy’s new g-ride is revealed, and Brooke recounts the Memorial Day family reunion in the wilderness. Expect bad language, shit talking and ramblings. This is Smeared Mascara after all. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Smeared Mascara Ranch 1:01:35
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text This week’s episode is a spicy one! Brooke and Mandy start off talking about the usual pop culture moments, but one TikTok in particular leads the ladies on a very descriptive journey. No bebès or tender ears need to hear this content. This is definitely mature content. So strap yourselves in and get ready for a memorable journey. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Kendrick’s Super Bowl 1:33:39
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text Welcome to Smeared Mascara’s annual Super Bowl Monday show. The ladies gloss over the actual game and focus on the Half Time performance. They delve into Jalen Hurts’ 90s R&B style, Kendrick’s outfit and Mustard’s real name. Learn about Sza’s other talent and why Serena Williams is the Crip Walk Queen. Mandy pretends to be a sports reporter and gives us the very basics about NBA All Star Weekend. Contract chasers, be prepared. Brooke explains her stance on America’s silent battle… The president versus bronzer. As always, this episode contains almost every vulgar word you’ve ever heard and about three new ones. Listen with caution. Put on your flare jeans and get comfy. It’s time to enjoy Smeared Mascara. **Like your right to vote, ladies? Be informed and keep your rights. Let your reps and senators know! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Kenny’s Here! 1:39:44
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text Walk the virtual red carpet with Brooke and Mandy! The slaydies discuss the Grammy Awards fashion and chisme. Of course they didn’t watch the broadcast. This piece of quality journalism is fueled by TikTok. Make sure your face tape is on tight because the fast pace of this week’s conversation could cause a concussion. Tender ears need not listen because the language is vulgar. Would you expect anything else from these classy bitches? So kick off your shoes and relax your feet, party on down to the Smeared Mascara beat. **Celebs to know for this episode: Babyface, Doechii, and the fictional character from Eastbound & Down, Kenny Powers. GenZ, this helpful tip is for you. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 The Tiktok Ban 1:00:15
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text Join Brooke and Mandy as they ponder life under the new regime… ummm, presidency. How will they balance reality and delusion while surviving the next four years? Listen to how productive they were (or weren’t) during the TikTok Ban. Hopefully you didn’t delete the app.. Hear their latest recommendations on tv shows, podcasts and movies. Spoiler alert: Drag Queens and Vampire Peens are involved. Hope you’re well versed in college dance competitions, because Brooke has some opinions! So adjust your wig and pop in those air pods for the latest installment of Smeared Mascara. In case you’re wondering, here is our self proclaimed rating system: Language = Nasty AF Mood = Bitchy Entertainment Value = HELLA TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Grab 'em In The Biscuits 1:20:32
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text Welcome back to your favorite pop culture podcast fueled by ADHD! Listen to the latest and greatest from Mandy and Brooke. In this episode, Mandy is obsessed with the runway video featuring Zaddy Newsome, and Brooke is setting boundaries while wheezing. How are these babes navigating the executive orders of 2025? To quote Dorina Medley, “Not well, bitch.” Serious topics like financial literacy and vaccines are discussed. Please do your research and fact check what we’re saying. Thanks. The pod has new digits and a new segment, the Cheesecake Factory has seen some things, and line dancing is mesmerizing. Some movies, pods, and tv shows are recommended and have most likely been mentioned in previous episodes. These bitches like what they like and get hyper-focused, okay??? The language is typical pod language so you know what do. This isn’t for small children or uptight folks. Remember to take your meds, meditate and hydrate. Smeared Mascara is self care. You’re welcome. P.S. Paris Hilton and Paris Fashion Week are sliving TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Brown Flags 1:06:33
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text Some of you may have noticed that there was no new episode last week. The LA fires and everything else in the world were too much for the ladies. There was a recording and it was unhinged. Never fear because Brooke and Mandy are back! They’re taking pop culture moments directly from TikTok and explaining their relevance to you. Hear how Spanx and handbags are the new coping mechanisms for 2025. Can you say snatched in style? There is major shade and cancellation being thrown at the presidential inauguration performers. Bye Carrie and the guys who sings the song from Cars! And of course the conversation turns to gastrointestinal stories because farts are funny… most of the time. Brooke and Mandy retell the joys of colonoscopies and ponder why they get a bad rap. Make Colonoscopies Fun Again! Don’t forget to listen with caution because the language is vulgar and nasty. It’s best to listen to Smeared Mascara after carpool and before church. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Clanuary 1:08:12
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text This episode was recorded on January 6, 2025. No masks or vaccines required. Certain constitutional rights are favored while others are disregarded. Don’t tread on my wall or my trad wife. Smeared Mascara officially rings in the new year with goals and positivity. Brooke and Mandy are working towards being authentic and confident beezies. Golden Globes fashion is discussed even though neither host watched the award show. Hooray for social media and modern journalism! Brooke informs us about the viral sorority text from 2013 and Mandy reveals her glow-up plan for the year. Remember that this podcast isn’t for baby ears and that vulgarities are frequently used as well as encouraged. Put your Honda Civic Si into fifth gear because Smeared Mascara is taking you for a trip! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Happy New Year Wanda! 1:23:05
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy profess their love of Caleb Hearon and their disdain of bong rips in the city. Goals for 2025 are discussed briefly. The ADHD train quickly leaves the station and new topics are introduced like migraines, Ash Trevino, and Dave Chappell air fresheners. Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara in saying adios to 2024! Don’t forget to put ear muffs on the kiddies because as always, the language is inappropriate. You’re welcome. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Bunch of Yappers 1:34:26
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text It’s a double shot of Smeared Mascara! Mandy is coming in HOT and Brooke is adding the lighter fluid to this inferno. Listen to the ladies talk about White Elephant gift exchange trauma, Christmas shopping, and holiday card conflict. Honorable mention to the Rage Poop discussion and Benny Blanco’s pedi game. Brooke talks about how the new year will bring new skincare and clothes resulting in the fiercest glow up, and possible hoe up. (Mandy’s words, not Brooke’s) Artificial tea is contaminating suburbia and these bitches are not about it. Spill with caution. So turn down the yacht rock and turn up the pod. You’re about to be exposed to the tastemakers of the MTV generation. Language is realistic and harsh. You know what to do. Listen responsibly and enjoy Smeared Mascara! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Word On The Street 1:12:19
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara as they discuss the latest in pop culture and their lives. They cover drones, Luigi Mangione, and High Body Count Hair. The language in this episode will probably get Brooke and Mandy on the Naughty List, but they’re used to empty stockings. Please listen with caution, duh. So ignore that tsunami warning and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 A Very Qualude Thanksgiving....Mandy's Shitty B-day Part 2 1:30:19
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text It’s the most anticipated episode of the year. You’re invited to Mandy’s Shitty Birthday, Part 2. (Wondering about part one? Check out episode 10 of season 1.) There’s a chance that things may have improved from last year. You be the judge. Boundaries are being set around the Thanksgiving table this year, and lasagna is the new turkey. Pass the Tums. Listen as the ladies work through a real-time anxiety attack. Let us know if box breathing or touching grass has ever helped you. Brooke is pushing back on natural remedies and is summoning chemical calm to the panic party. So pack your bags and grab your passports because these hoochies are headed to Mexico for some plastic surgery! Actually, Brooke and Mandy are still in the conceptual stages of forming these plans. Stay tuned. As always, listen with caution in public spaces. You know why! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 don't blink first #qualude 1:26:08
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This episode contains a cornucopia of topics. There is something from everyone. Maybe? Probably. It’s an audio gift and there are no returns or exchanges. The ladies talk about Lula’s latest surgical procedure and how inspirational it is. Bitch is snatched and we love it! Brooke brings up Yacht Rock which naturally leads to a Michael McDonald/Kenny Loggins discussion and the rise and fall of their careers. Mandy gives an unsolicited review about the movie Heretic. Is Hugh Grant still lovable and charming? Say a prayer and let us know. The ladies also chat about Instagram-able dates, Tiny Desk concerts, and the Ketamine Horse. Grab a saddle and giddy up! So put in your AirPods and tune out the world because Smeared Mascara is about to drop some pop culture chisme! **Sharing social media is a love language. Please share our podcast with the ones you love. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Post Election Let Down? 1:11:22
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text Get ready for a super positive and inspirational episode! Just kidding, this is Smeared Mascara after all. Brooke and Mandy are still coping with the disappointment of the presidential election. They are trying their best to spiral up but the universe is really making that challenging. Luckily the ladies remember how fortunate they are to have access to good food, good music, and social media. There is major Glorilla love this episode. Don’t know her? Look her up, she’s awesome. She’s the G-L-O with the G-L-E, uhhh uhhh. So get your extensions installed before those tariffs kick in and enjoy another episode of Smeared Mascara. As always, be mindful of your surroundings when listening to the pod. Although these ladies have burr-tiful spurrits, they have filthy mouths. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 Tap Tap Tap that Rotisserie Chicken 1:25:59
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text This episode we find the ladies trying to face the harsh reality of US politics. How long will they last as Marthas in this Handmaids Tale horror/reality? Brooke and Mandy analyze the pros and cons of micro dosing and imagine how it would be to trip balls while pushing 50. Also, their social media friend lists have been cleansed. No access to the personal lives of these superstars if you don’t support it! Grab your bonnets and capes because we’re fighting the patriarchy! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 The Positivity Pod 1:06:45
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text There’s no room for negativity and doubt in this episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke is bringing the rainbows and sunshine while Mandy is trying her best to not be such a Scorpio. It’s World Series time and Brooke keeps us updated on the battle between the Dodgers and Yankees, as well as tributes dedicated to the late Fernando Valenzuela. The ladies discuss what their Club Giggly lewks could be and should be. Will Crocs be involved? Only time will tell. Lastly, there is the inevitable expression of political views by these two feisty, frustrated, and intelligent Hot Mamas. You know the drill, skeee-yeee! So turn down the treble and pump that bass so that Smeared Mascara can be heard all over the place! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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1 I'm Hungry 1:09:46
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Відтворити Пізніше Відтворити Пізніше Списки Подобається ПодобаєтьсяSend us a text This episode covers so many topics that you’ll wonder if there was even an outline. Brooke tells us about a new skincare routine her nephew told her about, and Mandy wonders if her unexpected cleanse was from the E. coli food recall. You’ll hear the ladies describe vivid dreams and the beyond, the woes of bathroom remodels, and another GWAR concert. The upcoming presidential election is totally a topic… so go vote. For real, go to the polls and vote!! Put on your Halloween costume and enjoy this episode of Smeared Mascara. As always there is bad language. Pop in your AirPods and enjoy the raunchy entertainment! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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