RPDP 43 "Ch*ck E. Cheesecoin something something" 12.30.24

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Another fine day at the RPDP HQ. We talk about liquor taxes, grease, fast food, crypto corner with Cochise, Quitter’s Day, reindeer, bobber economics, Chise’s famous slop recipe, thoughts on nutrition (we know we can’t say “advice” because we’re a couple King County degenerates), gas prices, vegans, vegans, vegans, pre-nuts, divorces, houses, and shit.
RPDP would also like to note we in no way disparage the franchise with the pizza and the mouse. In fact as a young lad I frequented the establishment. Some of my most treasured young memories are of afternoons eating second-hand pizza and asking for more tokens. Did you ever play the Simpsons arcade game? Man, that shit ate tokens like nobody's business. It's not like it was hard per se. I mean, you could beat the fucking thing but it would cost you $68.50. Unreal. I also remember the stale piss smell of the ball pit and not washing my hands. We didn't need to use hand sanitizer then and I'll be damned if we need that shit now or ever. Anyway, enjoy this episode.

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