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Rebelution Radio

The found water on Mars but yet you're still thirsty. When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor". Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number? When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.