The Nerd Nebula - Audio Drama - The Side-Scrolling Planet ( Arrival )

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This week on the Nerd Nebula Audio Drama, Captain Jay Silver and his best friend, Brother Barkington (a talking tree with a soon budding knack for fire powers), follow the dubious recommendation of Porunga, the magical Namekian dragon. The sidescrolling planet is apparently “safe… for now,” which translates to “you’re probably going to regret this.”

Once there, an evil (?) plot begins to unfold, orchestrated by the mysterious Lady Algorithm and her ever-loyal henchman, Hacklash. While little is known about Lady Algorithm, one thing is clear: she really, really hates Jay for currently unknown reasons.

Things spiral out of control when Brother Barkington, being perpetually broke, accidentally steals a flower from a vendor. This minor crime somehow gets them roped into the planet’s national pastime: “The Boss Rush,” a brutal gauntlet of increasingly ridiculous enemies with way too much HP.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, Jay’s legendary piloting skills end up breaking the planets Ion shield generator & now the planet directly in the path of an impending solar storm, dooming it in classic Jay Silver fashion.

Don’t miss Episode 1 of The Adventures on the Side scrolling Planet, where chaos is guaranteed, competence is optional, and our two Favorite morons stumble their way into galactic disaster!