Greetings dear listeners! Welcome to the Wonder Emporium Radio Hour, where we bring you the most exciting, the most riveting, the most mind bogglingly exciting stories from that trio beyond imagination, the Marvellous Travelling Band & Wonder Emporium! Prepare to have your ears enchanted, your brain bedazzled and your eyes subtly disappointed by the most exciting radio play to be made on a budget of zero dollars. Warning: may cause feelings of inadequacy and increased imagination. Written, produced and acted by Kyle Siemens and Bryan Mackenzie.