Episode 582: Can Biden Right the Ship?

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

This week, Day Peace joins the Idiots.

00:00 Introductions

01:50 Joe Biden

23:55 Hawk Tuah

28:35 Not Deadpool

29:57 Danny Trejo, ATTACKED!

32:04 Shifty Shellshock

33:45 Gays vs. God

—Oh, Joe…

All you had to do was stick with the, “I was sick” excuse regarding your debate performance, and everything would’ve been… Well, not fine, but… I mean, somewhat fine? Maybe?

But to come out and say you were jet lagged and tired, DAYS AFTER YOUR TRAVEL ENDED… Come on. How many days does it take for you to recuperate from a flight? Fifteen? Twenty?

The Idiots ask the Democrats to just be honest with America: Joe gets tired. He’s gonna work until 3pm, and then his staffers will take care of the rest.

(Which is probably what’s been happening the past four years anyway.)

Also discussed: the idea of throwing the nomination to another candidate, and whether or not that person should be Kamala Harris.

—Hailey Welch is all the rage, and God bless her for doing things right.

She’s getting interviewed, merchandising, appearing on concert stages…

Oh, and she was never a teacher, didn’t get fired, and her dad isn’t a preacher.

The Idiots fell for some online trickery last week, so this time around they own up to their mistake.

—The Idiots recently talked about Wade Wilson, a murderer covered in tattoos (including a Swastika on his face, which is never a good idea). Well, a jury found him guilty, and recommended he get the death penalty.

So, good times, happy endings.

—Clickbait headlines are the best.

You take a nothing story, sensationalize it, and hope people give you those ever-important views.

The one discussed involving Danny Trejo at a parade in Los Angeles absolutely takes the cake. It is the clickbait headline shame all other attempts to draw people in by being misleading.

—Speaking of nonsense headlines: did Shifty Shellshock from Crazy Town die of a broken heart, or a drug overdose? There is a 100% chance it was from drugs, but the headline would have you believe it was sadness.

—Cosby “Corey” Cunningham is a douchebag who doesn’t have faith in the God he believes in.

How do we know this?

Because he’s suing Eaton Corp., his former employer.

What happened was: Eaton Corp. decided to go a little overboard with pride month, offering employees anything and everything they might not have wanted or cared about when it comes to gay pride.

So Cunningham, a supposed Christian, decided to wear horrific t-shirts with bible verses that condemn homosexuality on them.

Yup, instead of being a believer, and sitting back and saying, “God will handle this,” he had to expose his insecurities to the world.

Because that’s what men who aren’t very well endowed do: they front.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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