The Malware Mash

Hacking Humans

Happy Halloween from the team at N2K Networks!

We hope you share in our Halloween tradition of listening to the Malware Mash. You can check out our video here.

Lyrics

I was coding in the lab late one night

when my eyes beheld an eerie sight

for my malware threat score began to rise

and suddenly to my surprise...

It did the Mash

It did the Malware Mash

The Malware Mash

It was a botnet smash

It did the Mash

It caught on 'cause of Flash

The Malware Mash

It did the Malware Mash

From the Stuxnet worm squirming toward the near east

to the dark web souqs where the script kiddies feast

the APTs left their humble abodes

to get installed from rootkit payloads.

They did the Mash

They did the Malware Mash

The Malware Mash

It was an adware smash

They did the Mash

It caught on 'cause of Flash

The Malware Mash

They did the Malware Mash

The botnets were having fun

The DDoS had just begun

The viruses hit the darknet,

with ransomware yet to come.

The keys were logging, phishing emails abound,

Snowden on chains, backed by his Russian hounds.

The Shadow Brokers were about to arrive

with their vocal group, "The NotPetya Five."

They did the Mash

They played the Malware Mash

The Malware Mash

It was a botnet smash

They did the Mash

It caught on 'cause of Flash

The Malware Mash

They played the Malware Mash

Somewhere in Moscow Vlad's voice did ring

Seems he was troubled by just one thing.

He opened a shell then shook his fist

and said, "Whatever happened to my Turla Trojan twist."

It's now the Mash

It's now the Malware Mash

The Malware Mash

And it's a botnet smash

It's now the Mash

It caught on 'cause of Flash

The Malware Mash

It's now the Malware Mash

Now everything's cool, Vlad's a part of the band

And the Malware Mash is the hit of the land.

For you, defenders, this mash was meant to

when you get to my door, tell them Creeper sent you.

Then you can Mash

Then you can Malware Mash

The Malware Mash

And be a botnet smash

It is the Mash

Don't you dare download Flash

The Malware Mash

Just do the Malware Mash