18. Plan B, Part 4: Resistance (Verse 2)

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What’s the secret to lasting friendships? How does queer community show up through the ebbs and flows of life? And what’s the REAL story behind the “YMCA” song? In the first episode of Silver Linings, The Old Gays dive into an essential part of queer life: chosen family. They discuss the vital love, support, and sense of belonging that community provides, especially during life's toughest moments. They open up about what “queer” means to them, how chosen family has impacted their lives, and how to maintain close bonds over time–including their love for each other! “We’ve come a long way, baby.” Family isn’t just what you’re born with; it’s the people who show up, shape you, and stick around. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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Since Pride Month persists, so do we. This week, we’re wrapping up PLAN B, PART 4: RESISTANCE. Look, sometimes, life is hard; sometimes, our dicks are hard. And on this eppy, we’re talking about things that make life and our dicks hard. Connie is still sad, but Wooton is amazing. Whit is an entitled white man who isn't respecting his gay boyfriend, Tom. You’re going to love it. And even if you don’t, just lie. It's Pride Month, after all.

Discussion topics include:

-Is Pigeon Parsnip’s ex-husband?

-Percy wants a widow

-Dale Jacobs and the FAILING Odyssey Times

-John Avery Whittaker shouldn’t be around kids

-Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley are fucking (we have to talk about it again)

-ACJOTMS (IYKYK)

-Whit goes ACAB, or maybe AFAB

-The absurdity of faith as the requirement for salvation

-Where the fuck has Chris been?

-Pigeon gets preachy?

-The one thing Christianity can do to be a bit better

-We love you

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18. Plan B, Part 4: Resistance (Verse 2)

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Discussion topics include:

-Is Pigeon Parsnip’s ex-husband?

-Percy wants a widow

-Dale Jacobs and the FAILING Odyssey Times

-John Avery Whittaker shouldn’t be around kids

-Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley are fucking (we have to talk about it again)

-ACJOTMS (IYKYK)

-Whit goes ACAB, or maybe AFAB

-The absurdity of faith as the requirement for salvation

-Where the fuck has Chris been?

-Pigeon gets preachy?

-The one thing Christianity can do to be a bit better

-We love you

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67. The Turning Point 1:41:55

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HAPPY PRIDE, TIME TO GET SAD. Yeah babes, you’d better have your monogrammed hankies handy if you’re going to listen to this episode. We discussed Adventures in Odyssey’s THE TURNING POINT, wherein Eugene and Katrina’s relationship reaches … a turning point, as well as the Holy Spirit as a sex partner and washing feet with hair.…

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66. THE GREAT CHRISTIAN ROCK CIRCLE JERK 1:43:28

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This week, we take a break from Adventures in Odyssey to goon out over some of our favorite Christian rock and worship hits from the past. In so doing, we answer some important questions: Is Daughtry REALLY a Christian artist? Did Pigeon pop their weed and sex cherries at a David Crowder Band concert? What Christian girlypop group made Parsnip sob into her mirror? To which famous worship ballad did Percy have gay sex? Also, we discuss how important these alternative Christian bands were for us as scared queer teenagers and how they fit into the genre of camp (not Bible camp, don't worry).…

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65. The Perfect Witness, Part 3 1:37:54

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Time to wrap up the case of the unnecessarily kidnapped child for a mind-numbingly inane motive, all to teach a lesson the eppy itself doesn't really support. Sounds like just another day with Adventures in Odyssey. We've got thoughts on this episode, trash in backpacks, King David's trans child, and Kohls cash. If any of that sounds interesting.…

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64. The Perfect Witness, Part 2 1:19:45

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Despite the police needing to solve a kidnapping, virtually nothing happens in this episode of Adventures in Odyssey, so we spend a good chunk of our recap gagging over Mr. Holstein — who appears for like 3 minutes. Join us as we discuss things like what makes a room a room … and probably other stuff. Look, if I told you everything now, what would be the point of you listening to the eppy???…

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63. The Perfect Witness, Part 1 (CARPET BOMB ODENTON) 1:54:26

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Grab your best Prada knapsacks, dolls, because we’re venturing into a minefield of one of Adventures in Odyssey’s notoriously ableist and tone-deaf multiparters this week as we discuss THE PERFECT WITNESS, PART 1. There is SO MUCH to discuss about this episode (which is technically horrifying but is mostly just stiletto-snappingly dull), such as what U.S. president you should pretend to be if you want to survive your kidnapping, the wide-ranging diversity of Campbell County’s dirt, and gay uncles.…

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62. Unto Us a Child Is Born 1:14:25

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Today, we're bringing you a very special and timely Christmas episode that includes a lot of orgasmic moaning from Mary Barclay. Also, Eugene and Katrina crank up the spice, which is cute. And if you didn't get it, it's funny that we're putting out a Christmas episode on Easter...when it doubles as 4/20. THIS IS A FUNNY PODCAST OK…

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61. A Book By Its Cover 1:59:26

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NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER (unless you want to), and that's why we're unpacking this episode of Adventures in Odyssey so we can judge it harshly but with full knowledge. Today, Katrina yells and it's hot, Jack paints himself nude, and Pigeon says the word "beatitooties."

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60. ... But Not Forgotten 1:18:34

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WHIT IS STILL GONE!!!!!! And everyone is so sad!!!!! Well, we're not, but Connie and Scrub are, and we're honoring their journey today as we discuss the Adventures in Odyssey episode "dot dot dot But Not Forgotten." Jack (confirmed weirdo) teaches Tom to masturbate, Harlow Doyle makes his first appearance on the poddy, and we talk about celebrity couples you kinda forgot about (including an AIO connection!). Aaaand we learn a really important lesson about how if you're sad, jesus wants you to decide not to be because you think he's so hot.…

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59. Gone... 1:49:34

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DING DONG THE WHIT-CH IS DEAD! That's right, Parsnip and Pigeon kick John Avery Whittaker out of Odyssey as they discuss the Adventures in Odyssey episode"Gone..." Also, there's bath chat, Eisenhower chat, crying chat, Mandy Moore chat, and boob chat.

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58. The Fifth House on the Left, Part 2 (with Lauryn from Worthy of Note!) 2:21:29

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Lauryn, aka Peach, is back with the girlies (Pigeon and Parsnip, that is; Percy is still dead or whatever) to discuss the second part of THE FIFTH HOUSE ON THE LEFT. You want a longer description? Too bad. Percy is trapped in a burning pile of rubble or whatever, so who else is going to do it?

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57. The Fifth House on the Left, Part 1 (with Lauryn from Worthy of Note!) 2:17:07

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IT'S HOLLYWOOD, BABY! This week, the gals dump Percy and bring on Lauryn Carlton, aka Peach, from the Worthy of Note podcast to discuss THE FIFTH HOUSE ON THE LEFT, PART 1. The tea is hot today, ladies, because Eugene and Bernard get to talk about bimbos and tramps. Doesn't sound like content appropriate for Adventures in Odyssey? Well, Pauly Pocket McCusker disagrees, so.…

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56. It Happened at Four Corners 1:45:42

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Ok you know the drill. We’re going to talk about an Adventures in Odyssey episode. This week, it’s IT HAPPENED AT FOUR CORNERS. Is there a reason you INSIST that I always write something in this podcast description box?!? Would you unsubscribe if I didn’t write something here? Would you still be able to look your loved ones in the eye? Are you blind when you’re born? Can you see in the dark? Dare you look at a king? Would you sit on his throne? Can you say of your bite that it’s worse than your bark? Are you cock of the walk when you’re walking alone? Other discussion topics include:-Because Jellicles are and Jellicles do -Jellicles do and Jellicles would -Jellicles would and Jellicles can -Jellicles can and Jellicles do…

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55. Third Degree 2:05:17

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Look, mommy. This week’s episode, THIRD DEGREE, is the diversity episode of Adventures in Odyssey, and writer Marshall Younger pulls off a remarkable feat in that he only has white characters in his diversity episode. So I guess technically we spent two hours kinda cyberbullying him about it? But that’s not all. We also give driving advice that you should take at your own peril, and Pigeon accidentally deadnonpoddynames themself. Other discussion topics include: -Patricia Heaton’s religious breasts -Maniacs per capita -Kim Davis -Kelsey Grammer likes butt stuff -The Stone-Campbell Movement -The two types of Trail Mix Guys -Negotiating hotel poops -Lying to men is GOOD -Percy’s hot girl cocktails -Vladimir Nabokov (we’re smart)…

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54. Second Thoughts 2:15:45

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CONTENT WARNING FOR ALL THE DADDY ISSUES GIRLIES! We’re having second thoughts about discussing SECOND THOUGHTS, the Adventures in Odyssey episode chronicling the next leg of Eugene and Bernard’s homoerotic road trip (but Bernard might cheat on Eugene?). Hope you bitches love Pig Talk, and I don’t just mean chatting about fathers. Also, you’d better love corn, and not just our jokes. But what the heck! You’re welcome! Join us at the picnic! You can eat your fill of all the food you bring yourself. Ok, now I’m just quoting The Music Man. Oh also, computers represent homosexuality. And remember, ladies: Never fellate with a dry palate! -Parsnip’s Criminal Minds habit -Fisher Price dildos and cock rings -Casually racist historical markers -Skincare -Percy knows Caitlin Clark (kinda) -Covenant Eyes can’t detect Equus -PIGeon loves PIGS -Kate Winslet’s boobs in Titanic, if they comprised a traffic light -Sex with pigs cures depression -That time Jesus f*cked his mom to conceive himself -The Book of Mormon (musical, not book)…

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53. First Hand Experience 1:25:45

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Fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlebirds, because today we’re starting an adventure OUT OF Odyssey as we discuss the Adventures in Odyssey episode FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE, the first leg (juxtaposed with first hand this is very funny ok) of Eugene and Bernard’s epic and deeply homoerotic cross-country road trip. This one’s for all the brave girlies who regularly take a long, hard, fully nude look in the mirror and ask themselves if they’re man enough to jack it with their cousin. Discussion topics include: -Hyphenation -Cousin stuff? -Knapsacks/nap sacks -Smooching at the 9/11 memorial (the most romantic place on Earth) -How George Washington killed the nappy-wappy -Adding a tip to your tithe -Pigeon’s unpatriotic transportation takes -Should poor people be allowed in public? -Amelia Bedelia…

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52. Greater Love (with AJ from The Worst of All Possible Worlds!) 2:40:54

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It’s our one-year anniversary, and AJ Ditty from The Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast stops by to talk about how Phil Lollar has progressively smaller and gayer versions of himself hidden under progressively smaller and gayer hats on top of his head. Oh, and also the Adventures in Odyssey episode GREATER LOVE. Together, we answer the most important question of our time: can you be friends with an orphan?! Check out The Worst of All Possible Worlds: The Worst of All Possible Worlds Also, here's AJ's Adventures in Odyssey fan fiction audio drama: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjbGYYsDLFy1LTO3uM_BM-55cgFNyh2Hn&si=uqz7_zQ-wdISmd9F…

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51. It Ended with a Handshake 1:32:33

17 weeks тому1:32:33

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There is so much to gossip about this week! Eugene and Katrina’s situationship takes a TURN, and we NEED to gab with our girlies about it. So join us for IT ENDED WITH A HANDSHAKE, this week’s Adventures in Odyssey episode. Sorry about Percy’s audio. We’re a year into it, and we still suck at this.

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50. It Began with a Rabbit's Foot 1:50:57

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All right, witches. Get out your rabbit's feet and horoscopes and tarot cards and weird rocks to protect yourself from the self-congratulatory Christian evangelism porn that is the Adventures in Odyssey IT BEGAN WITH A RABBIT'S FOOT. Eugene and Katrina's relationship is heating up, but Katrina's relationship with Jesus is just beginning, and Eugene is pissed about it. So are we, tbh. But hey, weirdly, this eppy passes the Bechdel test. Discussion topics include: -Rabbit’s foot fetishes -Identical twins with different fathers -The KKK -Bad Girls of the Bible -The Lifehouse skit…

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49. Naturally, I Assumed 1:41:31

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'Ello, guvnah! We're back for anuvvah jaunt down to Odyssey, innit? And wot's this, then? A cheeky little dive into the luvvy-dovey shenanigans of Eugene an' Katrina, eh? Cor blimey, as if I wouldn't 'ave guessed, this 'ere episode, NATURALLY I ASSUMED, demands us to whip out our (spot-on, 100% bang-on proper) British accents, don' it now? 'Ave a butcher's at that! Other bits wot we’ll be bangin’ on about include... -Gay sex fluids -Taking people at their word: yea or nay? -Unfunny day-to-day calendars -Jane Austen’s contrived vagueness -Know-it-all girlies -Gift-giving early in a relationship -Grieving TikTok -Reading long books to make someone fall in love with you -Birthing hips -Parsnip loves abortions -The Commonwealth of Nations -Percy’s Charm School…

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48. Truth, Trivia, and 'Trina 1:28:06

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LOVE AND LUST ARE IN THE AIR! That’s right, we’re starting the Eugene and Katrina story arc today, and it’s more erotic than you remember. Or at least our interpretation of it is. Join us for Adventures in Odyssey’s “Truth, Trivia, and ‘Trina!” Discussion topics include: -Orca audiobook high walk -What we considered strong language in our evangelical childhood homes -Where do we rank library girls? -Are all library boys gay? -The war on men -Johnny Appleseed -Virginity Rocks t-shirts -Bart Rathbone’s super PAC -Eye color -The German Revolutions of 1848 -The Mexican-American War -Albums we stole from church…

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47. The Twilife Zone 1:39:04

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We'd like to dedicate this episode to the gooner bros, because this week we're talking about Adventures in Odyssey's THE TWILIFE ZONE. Our good buddy Phil Lollar wanted this episode to be about drugs, but he made it completely about goonin' with your best pals, and WE ARE HERE FOR IT. Not only are we going to talk about this absurd eppy about choking the chicken, but Parsnip and Pigeon are going to talk shit on a girl they went to Christian school with while Percy makes a lot of penis jokes. Like, a lot of penis jokes. Other discussion topics include: -2W1C genital update -Pigeon goes AMAB, scares everyone -Parsnip favorite fun fact about Percy's feet -2025: The Year of Hatred -Percy's Bible vocab word of the day! -The Rumor Weed (not that weed) -Every young woman’s battle (according to Parsnip) -Barefoot shoes and the kinky boys who love them -Demanding toys -Exvangelical eastern religion flirtations…

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46. The Barclay Family Ski Vacation 1:38:31

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Get out your longjohns and warm socks, because we’re going skiing whether you like it or not. We’re going on a ski vacation with the Barclay family, AND LOOK OUT BECAUSE THEY’RE GOING TO COME ACROSS SOME HOTTIES ON THE SLOPES. Also, the level to which each of us enjoyed this episode seems to relate directly to our relationships with our families, so that’s fun. Try it on yourself! Discussion topics include: -Extreme Days (2002) -Orcas vs. great white sharks -Commercial jingles -Punctuation -Other stuff I didn’t note…

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BONUS CHRISTMAS COUSINS WALK (deleted scenes and such) 30:57

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As a special Christmas treat or perhaps an additional chore, here's a bunch of our deleted scenes over the past few months. You know, stuff that was just TOO GOOD (obviously) to go in the regular poddy.

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45. A Christmas Conundrum 2:18:52

23 weeks тому2:18:52

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Merry Christmas, bitches! Join us for the official 2 Whits 1 Cup drinking game as we talk about an Adventures in Odyssey episode we all loved: A CHRISTMAS CONUNDRUM! Our girl Kathy Buchanan was FEELING. HER. SELF. as she wrote this one, and we love her for it. Oh, and if you decide to play the drinking game … look out. Discussion topics include: -Baby’s first Harlow Doyle, Private-I reference -Erewhon -A plane crash -A bonus plane crash -What do men do? -Let Whit die! -Aladdin’s Castle -Tom’s big-dicked dog -#NoAnalDecember -Infinity scarves…

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44. Peace on Earth 1:47:08

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This episode is brought to you by Covenant Eyes and XHamster, and it’s time for us to take a break after we fought so valiantly in the war on Christmas last week. That’s why we’re talking about PEACE ON EARTH, the story of John Avery Whittaker avoiding self-improvement by forcing himself on people he doesn’t think celebrate Christmas according to his standard. Discussion topics include: -Christian school humility -9/11 -It’s a Wonderful Life -Gay Christmas song parodies -Whit’s coke habit -What about Tommy time? -Bear Jesus -Hand sanitizer -A Christmas madlib -Christmas with the Kranks…

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43. The Living Nativity 2:40:36

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Be sure to silence the jingle bells on your weaponry, ladies, because we’re MARSHALing (pun) our forces to fight the war on Christmas today! Adventures in Odyssey unleashed the first strike in this unending struggle with the 1992 episode, THE LIVING NATIVITY. Our discussion of it has everything you’re looking for in a holiday special: readings Supreme Court rulings, angry yelling, rude humor, sexual references, and a play-on-words with the word “erection.” Discussion topics include: -Christmas nut sacks -Constitutional law -What the hell is in ex-Chelsea’s deo? -Family, freedom, and fartin’ -No more publicly displaying your wood at Christmas -Celebrating the holidays with something new up your butt -Gay Zoroastrian wizards -Whit the bounty hunter -Onomatopoeias in other languages -Don’t call it pop -Ice cream’s eternal war against electronics? -See You At the Pole -Odyssey’s governmental structure -Shopping as a form of gloating…

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42. Snow Day 1:29:57

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Lace up those boots, it's time for war! Oh, and Christmas. Parsnip proudly --- and Percy and Pigeon reticently --- present SNOW DAY. In this episode, Pigeon gives us a rousing speech, Parsnip teaches us about root vegetables, and Percy tells a recent sex story that violently triggers Parsnip's asthma. There really is no time quite like Christmas! Discussion topics include: -Thanksgiving recap -Pugs and orcas -K-Love -Snow trumpet -The differences between rutabagas and parsnips -Further confirmation of Alex Jefferson’s homosexuality -Montana State University football -Hawk Nelson Christmas is back in play -Water buffaloes -Odyssey’s underground tunnels -John Fornoff’s secrets -Who cares for Cal Jordan? Resources mentioned: -“Where Are You Christmas?” (pop punk version) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do6CAIeNl_c…

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41. Thank You, God 1:50:12

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Y’all better be feeling f*ckin grateful today because this is the only Thanksgiving episode you’re getting from us this year. Today, we’ve got another face-first collision with Phil Lollar that hopefully makes us all go blind as we discuss THANK YOU, GOD. This eppy SUCKS, but as Phil Lollar teaches us, we should just be thankful it’s not worse. Discussion topics include: -June Kendall is a BABE -Phil Lollar wants you to be thankful for Slobodan Milosevic -Chris is TRANS(dimensional) -Sane Agnes is mean -Odyssey’s gaggle of orphaned Rodneys -Thanksgiving food sucks -Santa Claus, Prince Hans Adam of Liechtenstein, and RuPaul -Whit had sex with his stepmom -AIO loves a blind girl -Using the Bible in lieu of porn…

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40. Family Values 1:34:23

28 weeks тому1:34:23

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WOOOOOOO, girl! This eppy has it all. We’ve got our queen, Doris Rathbone! We’ve got a 9/11 (of 1993) release date! We’ve got alcoholic beverages! We’ve got shin guards for some reason! Today, we’re talking about FAMILY VALUES, the episode in which the Rathbones trying to act like a Christian family is boring and stupid. Percy shares too much about his sex life, Pigeon gets sent to talking prison for making false accusations and not loving the Rathbones enough, and Parsnip shares how she manages her love of chips. Discussion topics include: -Does loving fire make you non-binary? -PARSNIP HAS SO MUCH SEX AND IS VERY GOOD AT IT, OK??!?! -9/11 -Sam Johnson is GAY! -Parent accents -Doris Rathbone: Feminist Icon -Rodney is a really good writer -Chip girlies and their self-justifications -Stop the tickles! -Horse bedtime -Family picnic = disaster…

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39. The Price of Freedom 1:58:12

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