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It’s the very first episode of The Big Pitch with Jimmy Carr and our first guest is Phil Wang! And Phil’s subgenre is…This Place is Evil. We’re talking psychological torture, we’re talking gory death scenes, we’re talking Lorraine Kelly?! The Big Pitch with Jimmy Carr is a brand new comedy podcast where each week a different celebrity guest pitches an idea for a film based on one of the SUPER niche sub-genres on Netflix. From ‘Steamy Crime Movies from the 1970s’ to ‘Australian Dysfunctional Family Comedies Starring A Strong Female Lead’, our celebrity guests will pitch their wacky plot, their dream cast, the marketing stunts, and everything in between. By the end of every episode, Jimmy Carr, Comedian by night / “Netflix Executive” by day, will decide whether the pitch is greenlit or condemned to development hell! Listen on all podcast platforms and watch on the Netflix Is A Joke YouTube Channel . The Big Pitch is a co-production by Netflix and BBC Studios Audio. Jimmy Carr is an award-winning stand-up comedian and writer, touring his brand-new show JIMMY CARR: LAUGHS FUNNY throughout the USA from May to November this year, as well as across the UK and Europe, before hitting Australia and New Zealand in early 2026. All info and tickets for the tour are available at JIMMYCARR.COM Production Coordinator: Becky Carewe-Jeffries Production Manager: Mabel Finnegan-Wright Editor: Stuart Reid Producer: Pete Strauss Executive Producer: Richard Morris Executive Producers for Netflix: Kathryn Huyghue, Erica Brady, and David Markowitz Set Design: Helen Coyston Studios: Tower Bridge Studios Make Up: Samantha Coughlan Cameras: Daniel Spencer Sound: Charlie Emery Branding: Tim Lane Photography: James Hole…

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Brave film explorer comrades Joey Reinisch and Chris McCaleb journey to far the reaches of cinema. In each mission, they will analyze, report and criticize a film from THE CRITERION COLLECTION, hopefully maintaining their sanity in the presence of extreme motion picture brilliance...or something.

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#31 - The Blob (1958) 59:22

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Join Joey and Chris for some goo filled metaphors of questionable pacing.

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#30 - Dead Ringers 1:09:56

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Don't forget to pledge now for your commemorative tote.(there is no tote)

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The Rubric #2 - Mortal Kombat (RADaptations) 1:04:41

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Chris' Assignment: RADaptations. Joey's Submission: Mortal Kombat. Does it stand up to Chris' RUBRIC?!? Let's watch...

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#29 - Michael Cimino's Heaven's Gate 1:46:00

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The rad is the fat.

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#28 - Funny Games (1997) 1:18:30

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Learn and laugh along with your chuckle buddies in this hilarious romp of torture and 4th wall breaking remotes.

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The Rubric #1 - Pilot 55:50

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Criterionauts Joey Reinisch and Chris McCaleb try out their new show idea. A movie discussion show on a graded curve. Assignment: The Toys That Made Us. Chris' Submission: G.I. Joe The Movie Does it stand up to Joey's RUBRIC?!? Let's watch...

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#27 - The Last Temptation Of Christ 1:21:44

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Hey look! Someone made a movie out of the cliff notes for that book you never read but were supposed to.

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#26 - The Tree Of Life 1:03:07

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Life. Mother. Tree. Movie. Sorta. Kinda. Vagina fish. Ghost mom. Father. Fart noise.

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#25 - The Lure (2015) 1:07:35

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Smooth.

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#24 - Andy Warhol's Flesh For Frankenstein 1:16:09

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Hold on to your gallbladder.

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#23 - The Canterbury Tales 1:27:38

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After over a year lost in the void, Criterionaut Joey is joined by a new co-pilot: Chris McCaleb! In a horrible initiation, the new crew dives into the deep end with a new movie from Salo director Pier Paolo Pasolini

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#22 - Fellini Satyricon 1:14:55

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Joey and Brian watch ______ based on a book wh___ whole fu___ing passages are missing. What the f____.

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#21 - Valley Of The Dolls 1:11:52

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Joey and Brian struggle to remember the cast of the prequel to Beyond the Valley of the Dolls whilst talking about the media circus surrounding both movies.

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#20 - Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls 1:06:44

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Hey superfly babydoll. Grab your uppers downers, sisters and cousins for a rad fab party of perfect perversions and lots and lots of boobs.

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#19 - Eyes Without a Face 1:03:52

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The film explorers dive into the inspiration for the modern classic "Face-Off". Spoiler alert, there's no golden guns.

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#18 - Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down! 1:02:46

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Joey and Brian watch their favorite bondage themed 90's romantic comedy about stockholm syndrome yet!

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#17 - I Am Curious: Yellow 1:02:04

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Joey and Brian get curious about Sweden and it's 60's politics...also bush. Did she touch the wiener? LETS FIND OUT.

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#16 - 8 And A Half 52:53

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This episode is the final nail in the coffin on proof that we can't have nice things.

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#15 - Sweet Movie 1:10:09

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Don't let the title of the movie fool you. It's ironic. Oh, you don't get it? That's because you don't get art. Art is only for smart people, you prude. Prude! I AM NOT A PRUDE.

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#14 - The Night Porter 55:59

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In an upsetting change of pace, Joey and Brian find themselves yearning for a strong dose of body horror to energize this post-war nazi hotel dramedy. It's not actually a comedy.

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#13 - My Life As A Dog 58:59

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Joey and Brian attempt to cleanse their movie watching palates with a healthy dose of schadenfreude. It doesn't work.

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PSA - PRIMO SHOW 4: GODZILLA! 1:55:54

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Visit the store at explosomagico.com for 8.5 hours of Godzilla Premium Mega show! Only $4!

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#12 - In The Realm Of The Senses 1:06:34

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Joey and Brian suffer through the most unsexy sex filled movie they've seen to date. You're going to need an new Criterion score card after this one, because all the boxes are getting checked.

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#11 - Antichrist 1:13:38

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Joey and Brian lean into it and delve further down into the depths as they explore Lars Von Filmguy's ANTICHRIST. There's a He, a She, a dead kid, and a very heavy log.

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#10 - Scanners 1:11:23

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TThe Criterionauts journey to the realm of the SCANNERS. Where buckets of plot are saved till the end, shotgun squads are decimated on the reg, and warble voiced mind talking is hard to take seriously.

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#9 - Cronos 1:10:19

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The filmsplorers embark on a relatively tame mission after the harrow experiences of Salo. GDT's first Wampire feature still holds up despite all the toilet blood.

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#8 - Salo 1:10:35

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The Criterionauts face their most challenging challenge to date. Salo, or the 120 days of sodom, assaulted the brave explorers with such fury that the effects will be felt for years to come.

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PSA - PRIMO SHOW 3: STARSHIP TROOPERS!! 1:55:54

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Our 3rd premium show is out, and it may be the best one yet. $4 for 7 and a half hours of Starship Troopers themed madness.

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#7 - Modern Times 1:35:09

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Mission 7 takes the Criterionauts back in time to Modern Times as they experience life through the eyes of a brain damaged factory worker known only as "The Little Tramp." Oh and there's an attractice underaged homeless girl too. Modern Times!

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#6 - Eraserhead 1:35:09

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Our latest mission takes us to the student film filled stopmotion world of Equinox. Follow Joey and Brian as they witness films dumbest non-heroes mercifully get wiped out by a slobbery park ranger with a dick ring.

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#5 - Equinox 1:35:09

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#4 - House: A Movie 1:41:17

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The Criterionauts journey to the LSD-infused, blood-soaked sex dreams of House and barely make it out with their sanity intact. Those Japanese sure know how to party. It's a super good time, you guys.

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#3 - Rosemary's Baby 1:44:31

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Criterionauts Reinisch and Carney embark on their first english language mission where they are treated with a shocking amount of nudity for a 50 year old movie.

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#2 - Blue Is The Warmest Color 1:53:26

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Mission 2 casts our explorers into the bizzaro mysterious world of France. Where young women eat spaghetti on a daily basis, smoke, and always sleep naked. Stay tuned for fluids of all kinds, long musicless scenes, and of course... more spaghetti.

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#1 - Seven Samurai 1:27:32

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