This episode: - Will Smith is king at the box office again. - Julia Louis-Dreyfus sadly isn't Elaine. - Mostly-peaceful destruction of public property. - The continuing fast-food apocalypse in California. - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Superhero fatigue hits video games. - Media overhypes "venomous" spider. - Media overhypes, um, first "bird flu" death. - Brazilian tribe plagued by porn. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Mike Tyson Vs. Jake Paul gets postponed. - Swifties mad at Jason Sudeikis joke. - Terrorists cancel Michael Rapaport. - North Korea poops on South Korea - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - The press is mad at Jerry Seinfeld AGAIN! - The State Of New York gets a big case wrong. - The Chinese spy in NYPD Internal Affairs. - Denver cops make drones bureaucrats. - And other stuff. BONUS: I recommend The Hustler by Walter Tevis.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Richard Dreyfuss goes Full Celebrity at a screening. - Nobody watched Furiosa over the weekend. - Removing Diddy's star doesn't help women. - The Libertarian Party chooses to lose...again. - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - The NFL doesn't hate Harrison Butker. - Bird Flu still isn't doing crap. - Don't get excited about the Live Nation lawsuit. - Super Idaho. - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Chet Hanks and Nepo Boy Summer. - The "secret agent" who took down the Butcher of Tehran. - P. Diddy is sorry you now know he's a scum bag. - If you can't drink a beer in Florida, you can't strip. - And other stuff. BONUS: Book and story that inspired my rant about roads.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Tom Brady doesn't understand how roasts work. - Harrison Butker speech isn't the Handmaid's Tales. - Canadian politician wants to make a carjacker's job easier. - Ohio bar is done with young people - And other stuffMikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Protesters at North Carolina and Princeton screw up. - Just Stop Oil continues to protest Western Civilization. - Oprah regrets diet culture. - McDonald's can't afford the value meal. - And other stuff. BONUS: Jerry Seinfeld's great commencement address at Duke University.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Jerry Seinfeld is edgier than Howard Stern. - Ric Flair gets kicked out of a restaurant. AGAIN. - New Apple commercial pisses off sleepwalking artists. - Who's ready for bird flu?! - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Tom Brady Roast gets an ESPN employee ratio-ed. - Creepy Indy Star reporter won't be near Caitlin Clark. - You don't want to meet a bear in the woods. - R.I.P., Boy Scouts. - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Comedian loses job for lying. - UCLA protesters don't opt for the kosher meal. - California Fast Food Apocalypse continues. - Florida bans fake meat. - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - It was a mistake to free Britney. - Jerry Seinfeld hits the nail on the head with comedy. - UCLA Israel protest seems familiar. - New York DA a poster child for term limits. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - The NFL looks ridiculous when it's trying to be safe. - Reggie Bush gets his Heisman Trophy back. - USC cancels graduation ceremony. - Director Jerry Seinfeld mocks the movie industry. - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Sydney Sweeney returns fire at bitter feminist. - Bill Maher rips Nickelodeon and Disney. - Ivy League protests become antisemetic. - College football is minor league NFL. - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - A serious question about Taylor Swift. - I love seeing Gregg Doyel roasted for his stupid Caitlin Clark question. - German wants to cancel the weekend. - NPR needs to be defunded. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Caitlin Clark gives the WNBA a chance to succeed. - Billy Joel gets Heidi-ed by CBS. - Protesters don't care if you have a life. - That NPR whistleblower might want to update his resume. - And Other Stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Dumb WNBA players continue to hate on Caitlin Clark. - John Mellencamp is still a dick. - O.J. Simpson is dead. - NPR editor reveals just how biased NPR is. - And other stuff. BONUS A: Some of LeBron James' dumbest lies. BONUS B: Norm MacDonald slams O.J. Simpson on Weekend Update.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Media might be overdoing its Eclipse coverage. - People are tired of big lottery jackpots. - Airplanes are still falling apart. - Bad TV writers can't find work. - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Disney lost its ass on Dial Of Destiny. - The fallout of Angel Reece's shit-talking. - ADIDAS did not see a problem with its soccer jerseys. - The coming Fast Food Apocalypse in California. - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Lizzo stops eating. - Joe Rogan lets Gary Clark, Jr. find his audience. - Media tries to have a sense of humor. - Eclipse darkened in Indiana next week? - And Other StuffMikeTurnerLives

This episode: - The NFL continues its War On Fun. - Ron DeSantis defeats squatters. - Diddy and Nickelodeon hint at bigger things. - Sam Bankman-Fried is this era's Bernie Madoff. - And other stuff. BONUS: Just how bad can the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse be?MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Jim Morrison was a dick. - Jerry Seinfeld can afford airline peanuts. - Judd Apatow thinks money makes shows better. - The media whiffs horribly on Princess Kate's private matter. - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - John Mellencamp is a bitter old narcissist. - George Lucas is a hapless sellout. - CNN might be spreading conspiracy theories about Aaron Rodgers. - The state of New York versus property owners. - And other stuff. BONUS: The Punk Rock MBA breaks down the lack of good new rock (from last year).…

This episode: - Don Lemon's ridiculous Twitter/X rider. - Bruno Mars' possible debt and addictive personalities. - Nature paintings are fascism. Or something. - Ocean destroys $500K sand hill. - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Lily Allen gets it (kinda) wrong on family and career. - Joe Rogan has defeated Neil Young. - Burn in hell, Deadspin. - Hannah Barron is a better woman than a Kardashian knock-off. - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Oppenheimer wins big - Christopher Nolan wins bigger. - Doritos pulls a Mulvaney. - Trying to kill bullies is counter-productive. - The Ballas Of Deez-Nuts Lee Kroll. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Zack Snyder wipes his ass with Batman. - Is there societal pressure to be manly? - Climate protesters keep pregnant woman from the hospital. - Insane man gets vaxxed 217 times. - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Cable television is a ghost town. - Is marijuana really good for everything? - COVID gave you a bad hangover. - There's no good way to lick feet. - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Vice Media's business failure. - Wendy's dynamic pricing failure. - Kellogg's PR failure. - The Willy Wonka Experience failure. - And other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Tyler Perry warns Hollywood about A.I. - Mary Poppins has naughty words. - Jerry Seinfeld isn't a Nazi. - Babygirl men. - And other stuff. BONUS BOOK RECOMMENDATION: Everyone Loves Our Town By Mark YarmMikeTurnerLives

This episode: - My thoughts on Beyonce going country. - A.I. thinks Nazis were inclusive. - A shocking scientific discovery about men and women. - Shopping escorts in San Francisco. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Is Robert Downey Jr. ungrateful? - I defend Bono from Roger Waters' antisemitic ass. - Shaq gives great retirement advice. - Tennessee's shelves dumb cold beer law. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Madame Webb is absolute trash. - Is Jon Stewart too conservative for "The Daily Show"? - Jackie Robinson taken down by a meth head. - I've had it with these mother-f***in' maggots on this mother-f***in' plane! - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Is Travis Kelce's temper an issue? - Ozzy needs to be in the Rock Hall. - An Ohio pastor threatened for saving lives. - OnlyFans Mom is making life hard for her kids. - And Other Things BONUS: Radio engineer finds the missing radio tower in Alabama odd.MikeTurnerLives

This week: - Taylor Swift's flight plan - then and now. - Deadspin gets sued for defaming a nine year-old. - Woke Kindergarten is a very bad idea. - AI is Skynet. We're boned. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - People actually watched the Grammys this year (kinda). - A comedian takes on low-testosterone. - Jeb Haley appears on SNL. - A man sues McDonald's because he doesn't know what cheese looks like. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Larry David kicks Elmo's ass. - Joe Rogan wins over struggling media outlets. - I could be right about Vince McMahon. - DINKs are not great with money apparently. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Hollywood millionaire wants you to pay for her son's baseball team. - Vince McMahon's a creep. - Oklahoma City to get new tornado target? - The Eat Like A North Korean Challenge. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - The Barbie snubs make sense if you're paying attention. - The Daily Show has no new ideas. - Dunkin Donuts sued by the economically-incompetent. - PETA tries to ruin Groundhog Day again. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Buffalo Bills choose pandering over football. - A Swifty's Tweet is too cultish: - Sports Illustrated finally dies. - Hard to be intimate with a group. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - The Emmys still suck. - A mom teaches her daughter peer pressure is okay. - You paid Barbara Streisand's gardener. - PETA doesn't know how sheep work. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - The creator of The Sopranos gives a eulogy. - Robert Downey, Jr. is still defending comedy. - The FAA makes flying scarier. - Chicago Public Schools "lose" a bunch of stuff. - Other things.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - The McAfee/Rodgers/Man Baby saga continues. - ESPN has been lying long before Aaron Rodgers. - California is going to f***-up football now. - Howard Stern is lucky to be alive or something. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Jimmy Kimmel, compassionate family man. - Taylor Swift is humorless. - Box-office success becomes Barbie's glass ceiling. - Weirdo eats psychos' last meals. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Universal Studios beats Disney in 2023. - The latest on the Epstein lawsuit documents. - Jimmy Kimmel versus Aaron Rodgers. - Claudine Gay is a symptom of a bigger problem. - Other stuff. BONUS: Dave Chappelle on meeting Jim Carrey.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - Pfizer makes a rich athlete richer. - Progressive feminist becomes a Dad, Brad and Chad. - Google will always spy on you. - Epstein Watch 2024. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: - People will spend $800 to ring in 2024 at Applebee's. - LeBron James really loves LeBron James. - Young people think Osama Bin Laden was alright. - 400 pound man sad that he can't be a gym teacher. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This week: - Aquaman 2 bombs and wins. - McCrack Pipe. - Escape from New York. - Vaccinating ourselves from bad choices. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives

This episode: -Jonathan Majors convicted on assault. - Dee Snider, gun-control advocate. - New York versus Chick-Fil-A. - People are nervous to ask for food. - Other stuff.MikeTurnerLives