Zany stories made up on the spot by a Marine Corps dad for his three girls.
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Storytelling for children up to 12. Plots are improvised and interesting, rhythm is slow and sleep inducing.
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How lizards and cream cheese saved Christmas. Honest. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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They got no teeth. They got no gums. But they gonna num num num. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Stealers never prosper. Because of dinosaurs. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Bullying never pays off. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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My legacy as a storyteller passes on. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Walking around like regular people. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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This won't end well. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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His day has come. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Let this be a lesson to you all... Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Everyone has a job. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Beware that which you do not understand. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Every dad knows this story already. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Some of us are here for a long time. Others, for a good time. This gecko had neither. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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It's fight or flight in the Antarctic. Unluckily for the predators, this bird is flightless. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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A real tear-jerker. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Darkness walks the earth. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Every mom knows this story by heart. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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It'll be a hit. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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How did you think they were invented? Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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A cautionary tale for us all. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Classic horror. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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They never quit. Ever. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Plenty of fish in the sea. Just not any like this one. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Based on a true story. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Does whatever a spidermunk does. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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It's a problem. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Buuuuuugs... Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Every dad knows this fear. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Vhen ze ants pick a fight viss ze Germans... Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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The hero we need, and probably the one we deserve. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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A tale of woe. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Pride cometh before a mow. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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God bless America. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Come on, we all want one. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Splendid chap. Exemplary of British adherence to duty. Pish posh. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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A storied hero of song. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Love and shotguns. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Struggles of the deep. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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The most fabulous knight in the realm. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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This pig knew and exercised his rights. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Before the dark days. Before the Empire. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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The untold tail. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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It's me. I'm this cloud. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Moms, just, like, don't listen to this one, mkay? Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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I might be out of ideas, okay? Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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I'm begging you, please follow basic sanitation and human decency. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Dream big, ladies. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Size matters not. Nor does shameless plagiarism. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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Science has no answer for this. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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You're scared of it, too. Don't even try to deny it. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showJon Shuerger
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