Howdy, folks. I’m an old bastard on death’s door, here to tell you the gosh-damned truth about this horrid town, Christ The King. So who the hell cares? Go on and ignore me, friend - but when this bad stuff happens to you, you’re gonna wish you’d listened to ol’ Willard before the government cancer got him. Every month we post a new nightmare for ya, and I swear on the Sinners' Bible, every last one is 100% true. I wish they weren’t
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2018. In the world of independently-run bed and breakfasts, Barnaby and Willow Radcliffe soon discover that if you wanna make a buck, you’ve gotta get a gimmick. Taped in front of a live studio audience.Dramatized by Gabrielle LenhardFeaturing the Christ The King PlayersKatie Hartman as Willow RadcliffeAndrew Dahreddine as Barnaby RadcliffeLorena M…
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And now, a final word from your local sponsors!(Arnold's Killproof Rope / Become A Mormon / Fallout Hair Ties)Senior Advertising CoordinatorNicholas HeathcoteLandras Dream by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist: http://audionautix.com/…
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2016. The thrilling conclusion to the torrid tale of one small medium's large quest for redemption. (SEASON FINALE)Dramatized by Jack HealyFeaturing the Christ The King PlayersTallie Gabriel as Kassey BlakelyMatt Davis as Hank Henry and the newsmanE. James Ford - Ansem Amberly, Stokes Moody, Harry Houdini, and additional voicesBiniam Tekola - Sheri…
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And now, a word from your local sponsors!(CTK Street Fair / Duke's Brand Coffee)Senior Advertising CoordinatorNicholas HeathcoteWay Out West by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/Willard Fresco / CTK Productions
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1962. It's Opening Day at Camp Paradise, Christ The King's premiere nudist colony, and not a thing is in place. Will camp owner Liberty Floodwell be able to rally her staff in time? Or will the murderer in their midst cause too much of a distraction?Dramatized by Sadie Keljikian and Rives ElliotFeaturing the Christ The King PlayersDeirdre Dempsey-R…
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And now, a word from your local sponsors!(Sunkisser Oven / Matty Fatty's Breakfast Patties)Senior Advertising CoordinatorNicholas HeathcoteVanishing Horizon by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist: http://audionautix.com/…
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1968. In order to come to grips with the mysterious loss of their 3-year-old son, a young couple hires a ventriloquist of dubious origins to take his place. Will this replacement bring their family together or tear it apart to tiny shreds?Dramatized by Rives ElliotFeaturing the Christ The King PlayersBennett Clarkson as Arby StanfieldAyla Combes as…
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And now, a word from your local sponsors!(Jamoke's Auto-Towing / Eco-Cool Filtration System)Senior Advertising CoordinatorNicholas HeathcoteWillard Fresco / CTK Productions
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1859. When Dr. Bishop is called to Easton Manor to diagnose a deeply troubled patient, he finds himself ensnared in a ghastly plot of love and deceit that can only be resolved beyond the grave...Dramatized by Audrey HarrisFeaturing the Christ The King PlayersAlyssa Abraham as Mary Jane EastonJonathan Dauermann as Dr. BishopDan Theyer as Thomas East…
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*FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*Willard Fresco has disappeared under mysterious circumstancesPlease contact us if you have any information regarding his whereaboutsSeason 2 of Desperate Nightmares returns Halloween 2018***The Deadly Year by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Art…
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Willard asked us not to post this one, but sometimes you can't stand in love's wayOpus One by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist: http://audionautix.com/Willard Fresco / CTK Productions
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And now, a word from your local sponsors!(Aphrodisiac's / Darla's Daycare)Senior Advertising CoordinatorNicholas HeathcoteBrandenburg Concerto No4-1 BWV1049 - Classical Whimsical by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/i…
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2010. When all else fails, lovestruck teenager Melly Aimée decides the best way to her crush's heart is through his stomach. So what if she attempts to rig the game with a mysterious secret ingredient?Dramatized by Fran Da SilveiraFeaturing the Christ The King LoversJay Reed as Melly AiméeDan Theyer as Martin Peterson and the Delivery BoyHeather An…
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This week's single is looking for love in all the right places - but she likes the wrong ones, too!Willard Fresco / CTK Productions
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And now, a word from your local sponsors!(Duke Belfort Square Garden / Mabel's BBQ)Senior Advertising CoordinatorNicholas HeathcoteWillard Fresco / CTK Productions
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1937. When world champion boxer Duke Belfort returns home to marry his sweetheart, everyone is as happy as can be... everyone, that is, but Mabel Collins, beloved proprietress of Christ The King's favorite barbecue joint. If only Duke could hide their past as well as Mabel hides her secret recipe...Dramatized by Jack HealyFeaturing the Christ The K…
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It's high time you found love with this week's smoking hot single!Willard Fresco / CTK Productions
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And now, a word from your local sponsors!(Carmine's Italian Restaurant / Lulu's Haberdashery)Senior Advertising CoordinatorNicholas HeathcoteBushwick Tarentella Loop by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isr…
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1917. Cassius King is the sole purveyor of the Sugar Melon Theatre, a local libation destination where spirits run high, but never dry. But when a tee-totaling cleric sets his sights on its destruction, it's up to Cassius to save his life's work.Dramatized by Nathan DennisFeaturing the Christ The King PlayersGeorge Harrington Butts as Cassius King …
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We're back with a hot new bachelor for all you unloved eligibles!Willard Fresco / CTK Productions
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And now, a word from your local sponsors!(Disease-Free Cow Meat / Von Willie Brand Tourniquets)Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas HeathcoteWillard Fresco / CTK Productions
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1921. Titus and Uncle Marcus escape a chain gang attached to a dead man. As their hunger tears at them, one makes a decision that will haunt them forever...Dramatized by Rives ElliotFeaturing the Christ The King PlayersDante Jean-Felix as TitusEmerson Gordon as MarcusT. LeClaire as John Redbear, Chief Greencorn, and Mad Dog MannixGeorge Harrington …
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Attention all you lonely hearts, this one's for you! Music by Kevin MacLeodWillard Fresco / CTK Productions
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And now, a word from your local sponsors! (Bates Brand Wolf Traps / Weakman's Shortwave Radios) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas HeathcoteMusic by Kevin MacLeodWillard Fresco / CTK Productions
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1983. When 16-year-old Sally Summerisle saves a talking wolf from a gang of irate farmers, she thinks she's found a furry friend for life. But as the townsfolk warm up to the beast, Sally soon learns that the deceptively charming Mr. Wolf is all talk...Dramatized by Michael BontatibusFeaturing the Christ The King PlayersSophie Gunilla Larsen as Sal…
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And now, a word from your local sponsors!(Layman's Word-A-Day Calendar / Famous Brand Chewing Tobacco)Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas HeathcoteMusic by Kevin MacLeodWillard Fresco / CTK Productions
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1993. What makes a family? Gavin and his expectant companion Bronwen learn the hard way after a freak car accident leaves them at the mercy of a volatile, sadistic truck driver.Dramatized by Nicholas HeathcoteFeaturing the Christ The King PlayersBennett Clarkson as GavinAnnie-Sage Whitehurst as BronwenOwen Powell as Tucker the TruckerBeth Heidere a…
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And now, a word from your local sponsors!(CTK Hysterical Society / Undie-Daises)Senior Advertising CoordinatorNicholas HeathcoteMusic by Kevin MacLoedWillard Fresco / CTK Productions
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2017. Darcy Donovan is hopelessly in love with a man far, far out of her reach and is getting pretty sick of it. But after an oddly prescient homeless man offers her a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, she is thrust into a deadly race against time to find the man she loves...Dramatized by Jessica HatemFeaturing the Christ The King PlayersLiz Anne Rim…
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2015. Susye Bluebell's lackluster life in Liberal township has left her discontent with domesticity. But when a casual trip to the neighbors' leads her into a mysterious underground tunnel, Susye finds she must confront what lies beneath the surface of her emotions... and her hometown.Dramatized by Gabrielle LenhardNarrated by Zelda CollinsStarring…
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2016. When town psychic Kassey Blakely's radio show gets put on hiatus, she thinks her life can't get any worse. Then she discovers the dead body of a young woman at the bottom of Lake Lancaster. She sets out on the killer's trail, determined to redeem herself, but soon finds that the path to justice is much more mysterious than she ever could have…
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And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors!(Truman Elementary Harvest Festival / Davis St Bank / Elegance Brand Gravy)Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas HeathcoteCryin In My Beer by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist: http://audionautix.com/…
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2015. When Helen, a frustrated clickbait writer, returns to her hometown of Timucua Beach, Florida, she discovers that everything is much more expensive than it used to be — including her beachfront dream home. With a little help, she hatches a risky plan to take down the gentrifiers responsible. Will her pipe dream scheme succeed? Or will gentrifi…
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And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors!(Miss Mizzou's Lager / Tera Simms Travel Agency)Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas HeathcoteItalian Afternoon by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/…
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1978. When the eccentric artist Luca Zigmundo is commissioned to paint a mural for the new student chapel at St. Mother Mary's, the arrangement seems ideal. But once his daughter begins to drift away from him, he begins to lose his grip on reality. Will he be able to complete the mural before it drives him insane?Dramatized by Rives ElliotStarring …
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And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors!(Carrington's Semi-Fine Jewelry / Lancaster Lodge)Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas HeathcoteOne Fine Day by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist: http://audionautix.com/…
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1956. When disgruntled and repressed housewife Judy Brown discovers the television program "Queen for a Day," she becomes obsessed and decides that she wants to be crowned queen... at any cost. But how far is she willing to go to ensure her title?Dramatized by Rives ElliotStarring Sadie Kay, Chase Anderson, Sam Lassiter,Liz Anne Rimar & Drew Richar…
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And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors!(Avery's Haunted Hell House / Quayle Automotive)Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas HeathcoteHorror Music by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist: http://audionautix.com/Snappy by Audionautix is licensed under a C…
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2003. With a dangerous life form on the loose, Benjamin Castle holes up in the basement with his alcoholic father, Walter. But as old family secrets come to light, the two realize that what’s inside the basement may prove more dangerous than what’s outside. Can the Castles survive the night... and each other?Dramatized by Nicholas Heathcote. Starri…
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And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors!(CTK Tech / Brown & Chester Rifles)Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas HeathcoteWillard Fresco / CTK Productions
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2016. Christ the King Tech student Timothy Parnell just can't seem to catch a break—that is, until he is introduced to a new artificial intelligence device that promises to change nearly every facet of his life for the better. Timothy's luck certainly improves, but at what cost?Dramatized by Jack Healy. Starring Justin Phillips, Kyra Bowie, Allan H…
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And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors!(Dipey Wipeys / Mike's Waterin' Hole)Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas HeathcoteGuts and Bourbon by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Willard Fresco / CTK Productions
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1997. While toiling away in a corporate retail wasteland, the newly pregnant Colleen Collins discovers a peculiar scent coming off of the Furbabies™ on sale in the clearance aisle. Are her heightened senses confused? Or is there something much more sinister afoot?Dramatized by Rives Elliot. Starring Beth Heidere, Jay Reed, Joshua Gregory, Josh Brow…
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And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors!(Second Methodist Garage Sale / Furbabies(TM))Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas HeathcoteBama Country - Country by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Thingamajig by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons …
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1986. When the precocious Savannah Beaver-Badger discovers a dark prophecy hidden in Christ the King’s town hymn, will she be able to stop her church from unknowingly fulfilling it?Dramatized by Rives Elliot. Starring Jenny Jarnagin, Phil Feldman, Nancy Marlowe Gordon, Jeff House, Michael Citriniti, Sophie Gunilla Larsen & Jack Healy.Gone Beyond, H…
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