This week we have a super short, super special episode. It's not even a little bit explicit, since my guest is six years old. So listen with your family (or not), and buckle up for a little episode for a little guest. Theme music: Harry and the Potters "The Human Hosepipe" If you have any awkward situations please email unfortunatelyme123@gmail.com…

In this episode I'm joined by infamous Columbia duo Shreyas Manohar and Alex Saltiel. Buckle up folks, because we talk with equal reverence about shit water coming out of a toilet and the scum of the Earth that is College Confidential.Theme music: Harry and the Potters "The Human Hosepipe" If you have any awkward situations please email unfortunate…

This week I'm joined by comedian and friend (in that order) Sabrina Brennan! Join us as we talk about gay sex in Beauty and the Beast, masturbating to the idea of Clif Bars, and even more bathroom/gynecological mishaps. Theme music: Harry and the Potters "The Human Hosepipe" If you have any awkward situations please email unfortunatelyme123@gmail.c…

Welcome to episode two, which is debuting a reasonable 11 months after episode one. On this episode we have two special guests: a Russian exchange student and an Editor at Large, and we talk about my favorite subjects: conversations while shitting and tap dancing fetal pigsTheme music: Harry and the Potters "The Human Hosepipe" If you have any awkw…

The first episode of the highly anticipated (maybe) podcast: Unfortunately, Me. A show all about host Jake's awkward life stories. On this episode, a biology lab gone wrong. Theme music: Harry and the Potters "The Human Hosepipe" If you have any awkward situations please email unfortunatelyme123@gmail.comfollow us on twitter @unfortunatecasttweet a…