The cursed celebration of Samhain has ended but Cinema Beef has emerged from their chosen rabbit holes to put out a post- Halloween show. On this one, you will hear the never before released review that Jeffery X Martin and I did for the only film where a lawnmower is boner inducing. George Kennedy stars in Wacko from 1982. The second part of this …

The beefers are and I quote Neil Diamond here heading for the future in this one, We talk two tales about humans, clones and their interchangeable parts. We talk organ exchange and general whimsy amongst teens in Parts: The Clonus Horror. Then, we talk utopian glee, betrayal and cats with Logan's Run. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

Suzanne and X fly without Gary for this one in which they tackle two football-centric films featuring drugs, tears and some laughs with North Dallas Forty and Semi-Tough. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★LegionPodcasts.com

The Beefers get on the red eye to sunny Jamaica for some sweat and possibly some crime. With Cameron Scott in tow, we discuss two films with capers on coast of this great land with The Harder They Come from 1972 starring reggae legend Jimmy Cliff and The Mighty Quinn starring Denzel Washington and Robert Townsend. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon …

The Torchy's boys are back and they are a couple beers short for this one. When an ore space tanker encounters a distress call, they pick up a boarder with dangerous cargo and a more sleazy secret. Of course there's sabotage afoot. This is the only film that Walter took his name off of so you know it's a mess. Filled with great performances from ac…

The beefers are back to play kid gloves with two films about child prodigies. First up, we have the button mashing, rain manning and brother snatching The Wizard from 1989 featuring Fred Savage. Then, Fred exploits his son's new found talent whilst insulting his family, the competition and pretty much everyone else in Searching For Bobby Fischer. ★…

Gary is joined by Bill and Tanya (Formally of The Horror Mafia podcast) to talk about monsters and the douches that try to manipulate them. We review the Fred Savage/Howie Mandel vehicle Little Monsters and Clive Barker's Nightbreed. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★LegionPodcasts.com

Hey beefers. We have special for you. Gary is joined by Jon Cross of The After Movie Diner to discuss a very important duo of films. Once upon a time in the Louisiana swamps, there was a notorious hero with enormous facial hair and a penchant for women and making hooch. That man was known as Gator McKlusky. He is a hero, a charmer and possibly a fa…

Welcome to the California coast. Where the tide can kill you amongst other things. Gary is joined by Mr. Venom to talk about two films in the surfspoitation genre being Surf II (not a sequel) and Surf Nazis Must Die. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★LegionPodcasts.com

The beefers indulge in some party favors and get lost in the dust of the brat pack universe. We cover two films featuring these actors that circle the drain with sex, drugs, debauchery and sweater fetishes with St. Elmo's Fire and Less Than Zero. (Warning. This show contains casual jokes about drug use. These are done for humor of course. If you're…

The beefers struggle through their life goals and maybe just maybe......someone might just learn something. Or possibly get an STD. We delve into two Cameron Crowe scribed films about fast cars, wild parties, unprotected sex and how not to treat your significant others with Fast Times At Ridgemont High and The Wild Life. ★ Support this podcast on P…

The beefers are back and going to Cali for some fun on the coast. We discuss two films featuring two California with a very specific epidemic. We welcome Jeffery X Martin back on this one with Iris' departure. He fills her shoes incredibly well with some banter that she would approve of. We are jetlagged and boy we are hungry for carnage. Enjoy the…

The Torchy's boys are back and this time they're car breaks down in the town of Jericho. Where the men are lawless and can defy gravity. Join Bruce Willis as he plays both sides to make his paper and start a whole lot of shit. This features Walter Hill favorites such as David Patrick Kelly and Bruce Dern. It also welcomes Mr. Willis as well as Chri…

The Beef is back with special guests. While the beef ladies are away, Gary called an audible and brought in Lee and Leah from They Must Be Destroyed On Sight Podcast to talk two more titles from the Cannon catalog. We go post apocalyptical with America 3000 and the upbeat but pseudo-religious experience The Apple. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon …

TIMESTAMPS! 0:00 Meek Mill and Diddy 3:52 Mark Robinson the "Black Neo-Nazi" or the New MLK? 9:22 Lets reminisce about Andrew Gillum 18:39 Is X (Twitter) falling off? 24:07 Fox News pundit saying Black people will vote for Trump because “they love sneakers.” 29:12 Joe Biden said 'good sex' is key to long lasting marriage 42:59 Sports, Music, and Po…

The Torchy’s boys are back after a long absence to ride, do some hard drugs and reminisce with a legendary gunfighter. We join Bill, Jane and array of Walter Hill regulars as he struggles to keep a hold on his addictions, his women, his struggling eyesight and his past catching up to him. This features Jeff Bridges as the titular Wild Bill, Ellen B…

פרנקו מנסה לעשות קופה מהמלחמה, החמאס מנסה להשיג מידע צבאי מאנטולי והגנן של שוני סטרטינר בצרות. פרק חירום של "קופה ראשית" ישודר בכאן 11 ב1.1.2024 משתתפים: יניב סוויסה, דניאל סטיופין, רודי סעדה, אמיר שורוש ודורית לב ארי. כתיבה: דניאל סלגניק ועדי שיפר, הפקה: עמרי קפלן, עריכה: איל שינדלר. השיר תן לשים ת'ראש על דיונה נכתב על ידי אסי דיין והולחן על ידי נ…

שירה יוצאת למתקפת הסברה חסרת רחמים, ניסים ואנטולי בודקים מקרוב מה יש בחבילות ששירה מכינה לחיילים וצ'יבוטרו ילמד אתכם איך להתגונן פרק חירום של "קופה ראשית" ישודר בכאן 11 ב1.1.2024 משתתפים: יניב סוויסה, דניאל סטיופין, נועה קולר, וקרן מור. כתיבה: דניאל סלגניק ועדי שיפר, הפקה: עמרי קפלן, עריכה: איל שינדלר See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa…

ניסים ואנטולי חוזרים הישר מהחדר מאחורי הקצביה ב"שפע ישככר" בפרקי חירום. והפעם שירה רוצה לעזור לחיילים, מוש מחפש התנדבויות בנרות וצ'יבוטרו נזכר בימים בהם הוא לחם בעזה פרק חירום של "קופה ראשית" ישודר בכאן 11 ב1.1.2024 משתתפים: יניב סוויסה, דניאל סטיופין, נועה קולר, משה פרסטר ויעקב בודו. כתיבה: דניאל סלגניק ועדי שיפר, הפקה: עמרי קפלן, עריכה: איל שינדל…

TIMESTAMPS! 00:00:00 Is 21 Savage becoming bland? 00:04:01 Drake's New Album and Its Reception 00:16:02 Discussion on Music and Other Topic 00:22:11 Dwight Howard's Controversy and Waka Flocka Flame's Trump Support 00:28:59 90s vs 2000s 00:39:49 Generational Differences and College Scandals 00:51:54 Patriots Vs Dolphins WK 8 Predictions Is 21 Savag…

iris and Gary sit down with some skunk beer and some fried chicken to tell a tale about deplorable people. After a family hires a crooked cop to kill a hated relative, they endure psychological and physical trauma all in the pursuit of minimal riches and a whole lot of tragedy. Matthew Mcconaughey, Juno Temple and Emile Hirsh stars in William Fried…

Ricky and Gary were late to release this one because we have been getting our chakras in order. We have been training hard with these crazy monks learning our ball handling skills. When a rag tag team of former monks get an opportunity at glory on the soccer field, they use their mystical powers to battle the opposition and beat Team Evil in gravit…

Iris, Suzanne and Gary are back and we’re feeling furry with excitement. On this one, we talk about the horned up exploits of sexy shapeshifters. When a troubled couple go hang with other white folks in the woods, they soon discover that their getaway houses a legion of werewolves in The Howling. Next up, you get horned up cat people looking for lo…

We're back with a fresh season to discuss the seismic shift in social media's landscape, examining the aftermath of Elon Musk's Twitter acquisition and its metamorphosis into X. Lets go down the rabbit hole, exploring the exodus of users from Twitter and speculating on the emergence of a new platform ready to take the reins. The money game is on. I…

Cameron and Gary are on this one and they tackle a gem here. Typical story. Family goes out into space and finds a wreckage. They take on the last survivor who they nurse back to life. Little do they know that their new boarder is looking for love and possibly a whole lot of bloodshed. Richard Grieco, Corbin Bernsen and Edie McClurg star in this in…

The Torchy’s boys are back and we are riding side saddle with a true native legend. This is a mostly true retelling of Geronimo and his Apache people’s surrender to the US Government and the struggle of both sides through battles and constant mistrust. Wes Studi, Gene Hackman, Jason Patric, Matt Damon and Robert Duvall in Mr. Hill’s decent attempt …

Suzanne and Gary are back after an unwanted hiatus to bring you two reviews of films that are completely different. It’s a favorite things episode. First up, we dive into the devil’s goo with John Carpenter’s take on theology and the science that may bring on the end of the world with Prince of Darkness. 20 years later, we needed a hero and that he…

Ricky and Gary ride their motorcars straight into the past apocalypse as we start our loving tribute to our friend Johnny with these shows. We start is out with a bang and a boob (just one) with Joe D’Amato dipping his toes into the illustrious world of the Mad Max rip-off 2020 Texas Gladiators aka Endgame from 1983. ★ Support this podcast on Patre…

Original Cinema Quad Poster – Movie Film Posters The Torchy’s boys are back and we are traveling in search of riches and some ghetto shenanigans. Walter Hill takes us on a journey to East St. Louis where two firefighters are hoping to strike it rich. They get ahold of a map that leads them to an old factory and some high powered gangstas. Will they…

Join Gary Hill and Ricky Morgan (Doctor Movie) for another feature discussion where we had to gather our wits and banter to discuss this underseen tournament fighting movie. When Alex gets booted out of the fencing community for accidently killing a guy, he is recruited by a mystery man to fight in Ring Of Steel which is an underground sword fighti…

The Torchy’s boys are riding with Jack and Reggie once again. This time they have 48 hours to figure who a drug lord is while dodging shady businessmen, shady women and a ruthless biker gang led by Andrew Divoff. Head over to the Legion Patreon for more goodies!!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★LegionPodcasts.com

Iris and Gary are back again. This time to talk corruption, sexual assault, lady mullets, deviant lesbian lifestyles, filthy aquarium water, shower etiquette and two of the greatest genre casts ever assembled. We celebrate Raquel Welch with Hannie Caulder featuring Ernest Borgnine, Strother Martin, Jack Elam and Christopher Lee. Then, we celebrate …

The Torchy’s boys are back and we are going under the knife to get some revenge. When Johnny is double crossed in a robbery, he is coaxed into rehabilitation and some major surgery. Now with a new identity, Johnny is after his betrayers with a ruthless lawman on his back. Scott Wilson, Morgan Freeman and one of the best and most sleeveless Lance He…

This is the first in a series of reviews to ramp up the Fleas and Flicks Charity Auction coming this weekend. We are doing that by reviewing a bunch of Disney animal classics. First up, when a psychic feline is stranded on earth, it is up to two scientists and a beer guzzling friend to prep his ship and get him home while avoiding the government an…

Iris and I get together to do two films with one thing in common. They have two characters called Little Bill. Hence the title. See what we did there. We cover a late but great western from Clint Eastwood featuring Gene Hackman as the dastardly sheriff of Big Whisky in Unforgiven and we talk about sad horny and high dudes and one lonely cameraman w…

Iris and Gary are back with the beef and we’re headed into your frontal lobes for two films where people literally get into each others heads. Subconsciously of course. We cover 1984’s Dreamscape featuring Dennis Quaid, Max Von Sydow and Christopher Plummer. We chase that with J-Lo invading the mind of a tortured killer in The Cell from 2000. The a…

Gary and Suzanne are blessed to be joined by special guests Cort Psyops, Derek Bourgeois, Ricky Morgan and Jeffery Martin to close out the last show of the our trio of shows celebrating our 9th year of podcasting. Join us for the last two Christopher Guest reviews, a crippled theater featuring a lame robot and gang violence and X’s and my evaluatio…

The boys are back to liven up your weekend when we travel to Mills Basin with the Black Roses. When a small town is graced with the presence of an up and coming band, all the kids in town start to get horny and a little big homicidal. They are under the influence of rock and roll and some gnarly demons. It’s up to one teacher to save the kids with …

Lee Russell is back on the beef to bring you our long awaited and half-assed attempt to follow-up our tribute to fine character actor Michael J. Pollard. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★LegionPodcasts.com

The two drink crew is back from a long hiatus with one we recorded a while ago. This one is hard to explain. Watch it for psychics, telekinetic tykes, wild birds, space Jesus and more! You get all this and more with The Visitor. Watch along with us and maybe you can tell us what the plot is. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

The beef crew is back and it’s gonna get uncomfortable. We are covering two films where ghosts do unsavory things to women with The Legend of Hell House and The Entity. We are glad to be back for sure. Thanks for your support. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★LegionPodcasts.com

The Torchy’s boys are back and they are hitting Chicago but doing it the Solviet way. We join Arnold Schwarzenegger who is thrust from his homeland and into the windy city to get the psycho who killed his partner and is threatening to take his drug ring to both shores. Did I mention he has to team up with a meatball Chicago cop played by Jim Belush…

Cinema Beef is back to give you a morsel of the chicken persuasion. Cameron and Gary discuss Monte Hellman’s controversial tale of one man’s passion for the fowl in Cockfighter from 1974. Warren Oates stars as Frank who is a mute who’s only motivation is his next hustle and this brutal sport that pits rooster vs. rooster. We will discuss this great…

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The Torchy’s boys are going south of the border to find a good woman and possibly walk away rich. In this edition, Nick Nolte plays a Texas Ranger torn between the woman he loves and a ruthless drug dealer and old friend who has eyes for her as well. In the meantime, a group of mercenaries are after the drug loot and possibly saving American freedo…

The boys are back and we are traveling with just our suitcases and guitars to learn some Delta blues the hard way. When bright eyed musician Eugene Martone gets the hankering for looking for last tune of Robert Johnson, he enlists an aging blues man and they hit the road to find it. Lessons are learned and motives are shown that have connections to…

It’s Kyle’s pick this time around and he picked a real winner. Just think if you took the movie within a movie in Demons and mixed it with The Goonies. That’s Lamberto Bava’s Graveyard Disturbance in a nutshell. Join these crazy kids as they search for hidden treasure whilst meeting all kinds of wild beings along the way. Watch with us with the lin…