You don't want me to talk about politics, token white guys and random psychos.

Jason makes good use of his finger, Dean messes with Mother Nature and Jason drives the devil.

Jason's advice on when to die, the apocalypse as a way to get a vacation, and eyeballs popping out of people's heads.

Jason's post-apocolyptic neighborhood, everybody wants to be part of the show, and delectable recipes for road kill.

Jason prepares his own version of the musical "Cats" to be performed on his front porch, and Dean encounters a line of dancing vampires.

Some changes that should be made to the rules of baseball, Doorway to Hell? or Gamers Paradise? and Whitesnake and his 22 year old band.

Barista blues, fanny packs, unicorns and 24 hours of comedy.

Aggressive Plumbers, piles of black mold and Dean's "banned" list

Leprosy, Florida, and Dean's work nemesis.

We introduce our new sponsor, high school reunions, and bar news.

We explore all things cat, pet kidnapping, and black-market medicine...for cats.

Mafia race cars, hash-infused joints, and please donate to our trip to Vail.

Jason's dream car, privileged white guys, and the wrap underground.

Our favorite dispensary, bum fights, and beer fights.

Getting raccoons high, snakes gone wild, and Dean wears another man's pants.

Dean runs an underground wrestling ring, Jason reveals the secrets of "The Dog Bar", anecdotes about biting and the guys sort out religion.

Whatever happened to the good old community dueling grounds? Jason shows you the easiest way through the legal justice system and we have our "Arrest Scoreboard".

A lot is going down...Rusty is on the run, Dean is offending all of Christendom, and Jason doesn't care what insurrection you are planning, he just wants to look at plants.

Living with strangers, buying a car and we stick the open for the first time in 102 episodes.

Great gigs, roundabouts explained and is John Freitag really OK?

Pretzel deaths, John Freitag is okay to friend on Facebook, and we discuss Jason's very unique collection.

Koffe Black invades the studio to cast aspersions on slides, Jason tames a heckler, and Dean is his normal vivacious, fun-loving self.

Police dogs, cactus, and fallout. Are we the Hatfields or the McCoys?

We talk about something other than race with Jeff Webb — comedy, a very special announcement and his mom. Just listen...

Dean has a problem with Rusty's new look, Jason hates on Dallas...kind of...and Dean feels a statue to him on a certain college campus would be an adequate tribute.

We use a fancy Latin word in the title that means re-run and go back in time to the night Jeff Webb and Koffee Black destroyed the studio.

We explore the world of "cold call hookers", Dean runs the dragon, and dildo technology.

A triple shot of Dean, Jason and Koffee Black followed with a chaser of standup from Farai Gotara. Our flashback holiday gift to you.

A visit from the ghosts of Christmas past (Joe Tidd, Jason Laffoon, and Rusty Nixon) as we remember how dark a world it was when Dean wasn't here.

Some very astute political insight from "Dreamy" Jason Laffoon, and science news from our resident genius Dean Jernigan.

Dean shares his DIY experiences around the house and introduces us to his new character "Furnace Guy". Jason gives pointers on how to defend yourself against a meth head.

Among the topics: 1. How to fight a Kangaroo, 2. Russian engineering, 3. The truth about Dean's Grandma, 4. And Dean arrogantly shows off his vast knowledge of Ft. Wayne history.

Obituaries, stealing from the poor, and Dean critiques Brett Favre's dick pics.

We introduce you to the "Gentleman's Beardsman", steroids or no steroids?, and just generally offending everybody and everything...as usual.

We allowed Koffe Black, in a recurring role, to run amok in the studio as Dean, Jason and Koffee highlight the true victim in the Kanye West debacle, learning how to lie in the moment as we dedicate this episode to Dante.

Classic awkward moments, thank Musk we are all saved, and Kanye has what?

Officially our "show to nowhere" as we never really have a topic but hang on for a roller coaster ride of fun.

Dean appears to have an axe to grind and Jason introduces Dean to Bill Hicks.

"Maria" makes a suggestion, Jellyroll, and cats and dogs.

We critique Hurricane Ian, squirrel, the behavior of wolves, and Jeffery Dahmer's cure for cancer.

Soviet radio, county sheriffs, and we are raising money to bring the famous Farai Gotara to the show.

On the road again at Joe Tidd's birthday party, Dean invites himself, Jason gets hit on, and even though Rusty didn't get invited he's still expected to beep out the things that need to get beeped out. No problem. He's cool with it...no...really.

Some grooming tips from our heroes, Martian technology, homeless social media influencers, and a decision on the best Teen Wolf.

Dean is plotting the downfall of a certain fast food chain and Jason exposes the green movement.

Jason experiences the eBay sellers worst nightmare. Dean host the tight five showcase.... Only to hit some speed bumps

Dean's extremely large canine companion invades the studio and Jason's space almost instantly. We laud the artistic genius of Corey Feldman and debate which is better, the Alien or Predator franchise.

The hazards of robot chess, Jason pitches a brilliant podcast idea and Dean shuts everything down early to listen to gossip.

What would you do with a mouse in a trap, the return of The Monkeyman, and other stories of "Terror at the Mic"

Skippy Sprinkles, D.B. Cooper, and female impersonators are just a few of the topics that somehow come up in this week's show.

It's another show under the stars and since Joe Tidd and Deven Tapia are banned from the show J.P. McAllister steps in with Dean and Jason to save the day.