Perpetually single and destined to play out a continuous cycle of bad dates? Same. Each week, three sisters - one married, two single - share their disastrous dating experiences and try to find the comedy in the tragedy. If you have a dating story you'd like featured on the podcast, email: cantcatchadick@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram and Twitter - @CantCatchADick
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Hilarious, honest and unfiltered, Race Wars with Sherrod Small and Keren Margolis delivers a brutally funny perspective that can't be found anywhere else. Sherrod and Keren cut through all the layers of politically correct media spin to deliver hysterical and truthful opinions on social, racial and global topics.
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To Catch A Predator's Chris Hansen joins Sherrod and Keren to discuss the George Floyd verdict, community policing, Vladimir Putin, Chris's documentary "Onision: In Real Life" available now on Discovery+, predators, catching them, and the rise and fall and possible rise again of White Boy Rick.Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
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IT’S CALLED NETWORKING SWEETIE w/ Brent Hatley, Katelyn Hatley, and Dean Edwards
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The sexual Hatley family (@brenthatley, @katelynhatley) are ethically non-monogamous (like to get their f*ck on), only attend orgies with 50% or more Black people, and have had Covid twice; the British Royal Family are literal actual Nazis (with proof); comedian Dean Edwards (@iamdeanedwards) gets to the bottom of what makes creative people tick on…
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EVIDENCE FROM YOUR OWN ASSHOLE w/ EVIDENCE FROM YOUR OWN ASSHOLE
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Gavin's back, and this time with the GOAT George Wallace! Gavin mostly says the opposite of what reasonable people think in order to stay on brand, and George remains the sanest person on the show. This one's a banger!Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
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Drunk Trump w/ Artie Lang and Ann Coulter
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In light of last week's events we're rereleasing a classic episode. Back by popular demand, Artie Lange and Ann Coulter are in the studio for one of the wildest and most hilarious episodes yet. Kurt, Sherrod and the crew talk about Donald Trump, Ferguson, religion, Bernie Sanders getting kicked off of his own stage, and more. Artie plays "Drunk Tru…
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YOU GOT THAT DICK DICK w/ Kendra Sunderland and Dave Temple
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Porn star and everybody’s type Kendra Sunderland’s roommate tested positive for Covid! They are quarantining separately but have already tongue kissed. Comedian Dave Temple has a new album out, The Second One, available on iTunes and Spotify! We also discuss the therapeutic value of porn, Kendra’s dream of mixed race babies, and the niceness-hotnes…
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Porn legends Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn join Keren and Sherrod to discuss Christy banging Ginger’s man and also Ginger, the good old golden days of porn vs today’s also hot but not as good weird low budget gonzo porn, being outed to your family as doing porn, and ironically refusing to cosign anybody going into porn.…
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2020 stays on brand with a long, yelly election! We predict a jinxy Biden win, and comedian Tokyo Kuntpunch talks transitioning away from kayaking for money and towards doing stand-up in her living room.Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
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STAND BLACK, STAND DOWN w/ GAVIN McINNES
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Gavin falls down an Israel hole, assures us that he can still antagonize people from 6 feet away, threatens to unleash the Kraken if Trump loses the election, hates the left and despises the right, and brings his confused, old Boomer energy to the thought of women who work.Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
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A COVID MIRACLE w/ Curvy Mary and Kate Herman
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Brand new porn star Curvy Mary and comedian Kate Herman join us to talk about May’s journey from the vanilla corporate to OnlyFans to porn, being outed to her family by her ex, sex onscreen vs off, policing for mental health and America’s beloved guns.Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
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Comedians Brooke Arnold and Periel Aschenbrand are one half of this amazing episode on Judge Amy Coney Barrett and her two black children we assume she picked up at Kmart for black babies, the touchiness of political rape accusations, normalizing voting indecision, the Ponzi scheme that is college, and doing comedy outdoors in the homes of the home…
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Stunningly hot porn power couple King Noire and Jet Setting Jasmine join White Daughter and Black Dad to talk about the most yellingest, least comfortable presidential debate ever, fighting racism with kinky porny sexy sex, dismantling shame, and Black people decolonizing Black sex and making it art.…
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BALLS ON A ROD w/ LISA ANN, LEV FER
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Porn star and radio host Lisa Ann and comedian Lev Fer join Sherrod and Keren to talk lockdown, the post-lockdown return of your friendly neighborhood masturbator, dating during Covid, hooking up with fans, and the pros and cons of getting blown by two strangers vs coming home to someone who knows how to make your favorite eggs.…
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MAGA IS THE NEW BLACK w/ Karyn Turk and Perry Strong
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It’s a fiery one!! Hot blonde convicted felon Karyn Turk leads us down an Israel hole where Trump is the good guy, slavery vs the Holocaust is a weird debate but we’ll take it, and nothing unites people on both sides of the political spectrum more than hating NYC mayor and giant floppy muppet man Bill DeBlasio.…
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Everyone agrees that only nerds answer polls and they are not to be trusted, absolutely everyone refuses to call Jon the Park King, and the gang agrees that stand-up comedy is the new baseball: nobody cares about it and it’s full of Dominicans. 😝Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
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Sherrod expresses his displeasure at podcasts being his main hoe and stand up being his side piece! This is unnatural and wrong. Nobody trusts a weird shady October COVID vaccine. Ralph made a $500 bet that he is hoping to lose, and Keren is one Palestinian boyfriend away from flipping on Israel.Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
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NOT CUTE BEIRUT w/ Nataly Aukar and James Altucher
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Comedian and rich person James Altucher and Lebanese comic Nataly Aukar join Keren and Sherrod as Nataly describes the absolute sh*tshow happening right now in Beirut following the explosion, whose fault it is, why everything over there is so f*cked, and what the hell happens next.Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
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It's Sherrod's birthday!!! As a present, here are 4 hot ass broads. Dani is lookin fine in Florida, the new epicenter of the pandemic; June Ann was excluded from her high school reunion for frigid porn reasons but got her revenge by launching ssssh.com; Sherrod seriously considers camming; you can't embarrass any of these girls (except Keren) becau…
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The Quarantine 15 w/ Sarah Russo
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Sarah gives us a little sneaky peeky at her OnlyFans live on the show; Sarah sent a sexy pic at age 12 to another 12 year old which is now a felony to look at and someone is going to jail; everyone wants to get fillers but nobody wants to look “done”; the gang debates the slippery slope from a little lips to full-blown balloon face.…
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ORGAN CHECK w/ Joey Gay, Carmen Lynch
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Joey's organs are nonstop playing him, and he had a whole ass heart attack while at the hospital for something else. Plus, nobody believes that Carmen is not white! Including us and including you. Finally, the audio on this episode is slightly tragic. We apologize! Please reach out to us personally if this has caused you to suffer and we will do li…
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Porn stays hella racist and Sara stays fixing it, interracial porn is slowly becoming normalized but has a long ass way to go, the sex industry is taking a massive hit from COVID, and everyone agrees that people have too much damn freedom these days!!!Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
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CANADA'S BALLSACK w/ Dante Nero, Jaye McBride, Richie Redding
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Sherrod and Dante played with actual dynamite as children because they hadn’t invented toys yet, Richie Mad Maxed his way down to Florida and has the haircut to prove it, Keren got all her best white crying done during lockdown, and the debate rages over whether Chris D’Elia is creepy or just not hot!…
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THREE GIRLS ONE MADAME w/ Manhattan Madame Kristin Davis, Alice Vaughn, Yvette d'Entremont
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Manhattan Madam Kristin Davis spills tea on disgraced former governor of New York Eliot Spitzer and dishes on her time in prison, while Two Girls One Mic hosts Yvette and Alice break down COVID myths and everybody places their bets on the November election.Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
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CHINGTASTIC w/ Chingy and Jackie Fabulous
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Jackie falls in love the second she's touched, Chingy has a thing for feet, Keren has two working feet, and the centuries-old debate of bush vs no bush rages on.Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
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SLAVE PATROL w/ George Wallace
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Comedy icon George Wallace hasn't left the house in 88 days and he blames Trump! Plus Congress is too old, the rent is too high, and comedians should be running this country (we agree).Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
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ICONIC TRICKSER w/ Roger Stone and Noam Dworman
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Love him or hate him, we bring you the ICONIC Roger Stone on phonies, injustice, presidents who cheat on their wives and the batsh*t crazy 2020 election. Subscribe on YouTube for videos and clips!Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
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