Hey listeners, just a quick update of what is happening! Good things, mostly, let's stay positive it's good things. Support the showBrandon Zigler

Apparently Nazi robot vacuums are terrorizing your dogs, I think that's what happened to the Cleveland baseball team. The guys discuss if you can gerrymander runs from the Yankees. What is gerrymandering well listen to us describe it and then trash a senator who is responsible for a lot of it. Support the show…

Hey did you know there is a climate change denier in Florida, also known as the Governor, who is dealing with yet another devastating hurricane? Hey Ron! You know might be putting your state under water? Climate change as the scientists keep saying. And Ron you're threatening T.V. stations for running abortion ads, which other scientists says is so…

Two guys talk about masculinity? Well let two guys who have record collections let you know what it's all about! Is it working in a factory? Is it having tattoos? Is it having a dog that gets a new sweater each month? No. It's about being you. Also J.D. Vance wants to define what it is to be you, well here at the Chair we can discuss whatever we wa…

With the election fast approaching let's find out how we were feeling before the 2020 election. Go ahead and check Anger Management. Support the show

The guys discuss why it's important to vote out Christo-fascists and why they have separate checks at dinner. They also discuss the very odd presidential election and they say goodbye to News Puppy in the most delicious way possible. Support the show

It's another show where News Puppy doesn't understand his role in this podcast. Also Brandon fact checks the debate, we're not eating you News Puppy, at this moment in time. Support the showBrandon Zigler

There's another episode of the Liberal Hand Maid's Tale! Shock troopers frighten an 87 year old in Texas because she wants Americans to vote, Darth Vader is so proud right now. Then there's a lesson in capital gains tax, I'll just leave that here. And then we go to Arlington where weirdos try to out scummy each other. I'll let you guess which campa…

Mitchell and Lindsay are back to talk about the roles in the work place and then there is more teacher talk. Which is about exciting as it sounds. The guys also talk about the DNC convention and I'm sure there some poll numbers in the mix, but who cares its episode 3 of the Liberal Handmaid's Tale! Support the show…

The Liberal Hand Maid's Tale has it's second episode with all the correct terminology. The guys visit a Trump store and then yell at you to vote. They also talk about the government lowering drug prices, the congressional stock portfolio is going to be very upset. Support the show

Let's get together and talk about Vice President picks, that should be fun. Also what do liberal fascists get up to, well bring the sage and we will let you know. Oh yeah Ben is here too. Support the show

Biden wants to spank the Supreme Court (sit down Roberts not that kind of spanking). Christians are mad at a blue French men and not even for the right reasons. Oh and it's voting time for kids! Thanks Senator Vance. Support the show

The guys discuss the rise of Kamala and who the Vice President running might be, here's a hint it's not The Dave Mathews Band. So get some banana pancakes and Crashhhhhh into this episode! Oh yeah there was an assassination attempt, that sucks more than The Dave Mathews Band. Support the show

You want to have the Bible taught in schools? Well let's find out what you will be teaching! Then there is castration and that's not even the from the bible part of the episode. Support the showBrandon Zigler

Dave and Brandon finally mention the debate, they too just woke up from their naps. Then they explain governmental bureaucracy, it's a thing that they chose to talk about it, let me reiterate, they CHOSE to talk about government paperwork. But it's not all terrible, they could be swimming in a river of sh*t in the Olympics. And they're not talking …

Is Trump fatigue a real thing? Well we sure are tired of him, but we just had burgers and cheese cake so we are pretty much tired of everything. Come join the guys as they dwell into anecdotes about the future of the Republican Party. There maybe some cheesecake left. Support the show

Hallelujah praise the Lord and get in line a the tether ball pole there's going to be a stoning! And don't forget that it's bris Friday where you receive half off...get it? Dave and Brandon talk about the continuing infiltration of religion in our society, but this time they're doubling down. Support the show…

Dave and Brandon talk about the pervasiveness of white supremacy in our culture and how it manifests. Dave gets a new book and we find out that white supremacists aren't the brightest crayons in the box. Who knew? Support the showBrandon Zigler

We are going into the archives for a "good time"... Support the showBrandon Zigler

Dr. Dave and Dr. Brandon talk about covid science! Because you can assign and un-assign doctorates (according to Congress). Speaking about Congress, what do they believe? Wait I'm sorry I misspelled 'lie about'? The guys talk about congressional hypocrisy, see it's in the title and I'll give you another hint, it's mostly republicans. Support the sh…

1...2...3...It's 34. He's been convicted on all 34 counts. Also Louisiana thinks that all laws come from the ten commandments, damn because I'm really coveting the guns at the RNC convention right now. Do they let felons in the convention, yes, yes they do because he's leading the polls. Support the show…

You wanted the numbers oh we've got the numbers, you wanted forensic case study we've got that for you, you filthy animal! Dave and Brandon talk about the Innocence project, it's work, it's influence and it's affect on modern law. With all those naughty numbers! Support the show

Slip in your favorite brain parasite and let's talk about electoral college history in a 'technically' populated state. Trust me it's much better with the parasite. Also corruption from a historically non corrupt or involved with bribery state; a bribery and corruption case from a senator. Then we end with racism because it always seems to end with…

You want to get a little news in your life? That's great now listen to how some people in government think it's ok to marry children, force them into a war torn country and remind black people that they think there should still be slaves...yay, it's news time. Support the showBrandon Zigler

Jay, from with the Jay Burke show, decides to stop by. Then Jay and Brandon talk and talk and talk...then talk some more. The show was supposed to be about ousting the speaker and a bill being introduced in Alabama. However, it went a little long. Support the showBrandon Zigler

Why does Mike Johnson want to give aid to Ukraine? Because he doesn't want to get his little Johnson shot. But don't say that at a campus in Texas. Those free speech rights aren't what you think. Workers got more rights from an elderly white guy from Pennsylvania, that's what happens when you don't have to fall asleep in a courtroom. Support the sh…

It's Season 3!! Has copious amount of eye shadow ever convinced you that an eclipse will last two weeks? Cool! Then you can be Governor of Arkansas, who also thinks the rapture will cost $100,000. Stick around we also talk about how misinformation can congress to believe space lasers will solve immigration. Support the show…

It's the end of a season so we are giving you an old episode but still is relevant. Enjoy listening about the Capitol burning don Support the showBrandon Zigler

How do you know you're being grifted? You get a Chinese bible that's inspired by song proud to be an American, however some of the pages will stick together. Also Ben Shapiro fired a Nazi, eventually. Support the show

Guess what? A man who previously wore a tan suit went to England and visited the queen, well her subject. Turns out it was a black man, former president, and now philanthropist who was was invited to talk about his global charity. Guess who's mad? I'll give you a hint, they're white. Support the show…

Do you remember when you forgot that you hit the record button and just talk. Well Nixon sure does but don't worry this episode isn't about him. Join the guys as they ramble on about political hypocrisy and Jesus. Don't forget to swipe right for the Big Man! Support the show

A teacher and Senator walk into a bar, it turns out someone's getting screwed at the end of the night. While the guys wait around swapping werthers they wait for the State of the Union, they talk about how teachers push their secret agenda, apparently it's through democracy. Support the showBrandon Zigler

Did you know that we have these people that call themselves Presidents? Me neither, so I got the President dude, Mr. Beat, to explain why or why they are not great. Also we get to vote for these Presidents! Cool! The President dude, Mr. Beat, explains why we should change the age that we vote for these so called Presidents. Guess what Mr. Beat was …

How do you criticize FDR, war crimes that's how then you wait 82 years to name a podcast after him. Plus some dead test tube babies is really annoying Alabama. Show up, listen be part historical criminality. Support the show

Ever seen a hate crime live on TV, yeah? You were either alive in the 40s or you're a fox news viewer, either way lots of Nazis. How much do you pay a handicap person to work for you, Nazis say too much and Kansas says not enough, either way too many Nazis. Support the showBrandon Zigler

How hard is it being being a Republican these days? Well you have to be mad at a 20 something year old pop star and shoot crack babies...I mean bears in your house. Plus you have to listen to Toby Keith. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue Y'all with a healthy side of liver cancer. Henry Rollins letter to Toby Keith https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y…

The Chair gives you a stupid whirlwind review of the news to show you how stupid the news actually is. Plus there's a new puppy or something... Support the showBrandon Zigler

Dave and Brandon talk about how they are done with Republicans putting women's lives in jeopardy. They also speak about the people who helped shape their political voice, which is, stop putting women's live in danger. Support the show

We did it we solved racism in America, turns out it wasn't a problem and never happened. Thank God there are voters in Iowa to tell us so. Support the show

The guys are back from their 3 week vacation (still shorter than Congress). Want to take a ride to get a chicken sandwich and make predictions. Well hop on in the Bigot Bird mobile! Support the show

The guys are back just in time for the year to be over. So what do they have in store for your yearly round up? Fetus death and insurrection deniers. It's been a great year, can we please get monetized now? Support the show

How do you know somebody is a war criminal? Because they commit war crimes, again and again and again. That's right we're talking about Kissinger. Then we also talk about the daughter of a war criminal Liz Cheney. It's a really light hearted fun episode. Support the showBrandon Zigler

Brandon and newly hired News puppy take a quick walk through the weird world of the news. There's Bernie, Furries and a Black Hole, strap in News Puppy it's about to get strange. Support the showBrandon Zigler

Dave and Brandon are surprised that Democrats remember how to win elections as they gamble on a Senator's life, again. Maybe the Democrats can win some more, oh wait that's just insider trading. What type of president is Joe Biden, listen to find out as Dave reads somebody else explain it on his phone. Support the show…

How many dead baby jokes can three men make? Well it's more than the promotions that are happening in the military! Oh quiet down Lindsay...you'll never have to worry about reproductive rights. And weed might be legal in Ohio next week! Support the show

There is a new Republican speaker of the house and the rest of them want you to shut up, do you hear that Ben, shut up. The new speaker wants to cut social security because of 'abled bodied workers' he wants white people, but not you Dave, he said Abled Bodied! The UAW furthers its strike and Ben hates America! Ever heard of a porcupine from Saturn…

It's been a weird world out there and it's a mixed bag episode but the guys are here to help you through it. Whether it's making judges even older, lying about transgender issues on an abortion referendum or trying to take away voting rights when you just want to lick a window. Stay calm and keep your gay books closed. Support the show…

The guys talk about the horrifying events currently happening in Israel and Palestine. It's a sad, awful despicable moment. But it's ok the guys still find away to make fun of some Republicans, including Scalise and the Governor herself ol' Smokey Eyes and her new podium. Support the showBrandon Zigler

The guys discuss the ousting of the Speaker of the House. What education means and how it continues to crumble. Then two grown men gang up on the youngest person in the room and tell him he doesn't know anything about AI and Dave is better at disc golf. We are evolving to be funnier Ben and get the robot to bring me cheese. Support the show…

Well it's a good thing the substitute teacher is here because Chris Christie insults Donald Duck, Pence creeps out teachers and that was the Republican Primary Debate. Want to know how not to get caught being a treasonous senator, don't live in New Jersey, don't sleep on gold bars and don't put envelopes of cash in a jacket with your name on it! Ev…