Mark Twain wasn’t around for some of our most useful later inventions. Let’s see what he makes out of some of them. If he gets out of hand, we’ll put a zipper on that loquacious mouth of his…!

Mark and the Two Twits try to be serious...but they just can't quite pull it off! There's always a little fun and a little music and this episode, the penultimate episode of Season One, will not disappoint on that score. Get ready for some Mark "witticisms" as well!Doc Martens & Clark Eide

Well it's not exactly what you think...but our friend Arnold has something to cherish from the Two Twits, and Mark, of course... have a listen to 12 minutes of Twit-tiness.Doc Martens & Clark Eide

In this little post-Easter podcast, Mark Twain gives us a lesson in the four food groups. One we won’t soon forget!!Doc Martens & Clark Eide

The Twits and Mark Twain talk Fashion...and, of course, Saint Patrick's Day!Doc Martens & Clark Eide

Here is the big day, all you lovers! Mark joins the Two Twits to discuss the origins of Saint Valentine's day, to listen to a little music, and babble about the usual inconsequential subjects! Enjoy! The Twits (and Mark) wish you hugs and kisses!Doc Martens & Clark Eide

We were in the process of putting together a different Episode 14, when we realized that this would be aired shortly before a holiday…Christmas! So…with a bit of Christmas nostalgia, along with a bit of humor…as well as some atrocious caroling, we mean memorable Holiday Music…here’s our offering to close out 2023.…

Since it’s our 13th (Lucky) episode, Mark took it upon himself to set the tone…and it appears the sound is coming from the doldrums! And then, we climb out of it from listening to a portion of Chopin’s Funeral March to “Barbara Ann!” What a trip we’re taking! And then…and then…the topic of elimination comes up. You’ll just have to listen to get the…

Episode 12 starts with a language lesson that goes awry. If you’re French, you might want to close your ears for a few seconds! We also have some unexpected German accents! And then some revealing…and quite interesting stories by Clark and Mark. Yes, we’ve found a way to weave in some great music as well!…

Episode 11 begins with what could be termed a pretty Twitty absence. That is to say…one of our Twits wasn’t here!…at least for a while! There’s also a major displacement…an international incident…accompanied by broken glass, Also some intimate background about Twit #1. Hold on to your hats!Doc Martens & Clark Eide

This tenth episode of TT&T is a milestone of sorts, you know, 10th anniversary, 10th birthday and so forth, and as such we’ll try to redeem our last episode where we entered the realm of seriousness for a moment. That’s not who we are…and now, we’ll prove it. Oh, we also have a contest winner.Doc Martens & Clark Eide

We had intended to do something completely different from what’s actually going to occur today. We’re gonna DEVIATE! Now, that doesn’t mean we’re “deviants” …(unless you ask Doc’s parole officer…), but we were so inspired by what emerged from our last program, that we just had to continue along that same path.…

In this episode # 8, we’ll delve a bit deeper into something all three of us have… not only an interest in, but a passion for. And…no it has nothing to do with mermaids..!Doc Martens & Clark Eide

A drowsy Twit attempts to tell a joke in Episode number 7 – to mixed acclaim. Guess we’ll leave that part to Mark…but then, he’s known for Humor…not jokes… thoughts prevail about mermaids, miracles, and exciting travel stories.Doc Martens & Clark Eide

In this Episode, number 6, both Clark and Doc reveal some well kept secrets about their introduction to the electronic and computer age! Believe it or not, Mark also chimes in…and makes some astounding comments. We also have our first winner of the meaning of “Goodie Two Shoes.” Isn’t all that irresistible??!…

Episode 5 of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “As He Lives and Breathes,” allows Mark to show us how Luciano Pavarotti instructs him on how to breathe, as well as some of his recommended warmups. Then Luciano demonstrates with a “SONG!” What a treat this is gonna be!Doc Martens & Clark Eide

Episode 4 of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “The Hand Basket...and...Some Cool Music,” reveals a special talent of one of the “Twits”…to the enjoyment of all! And a funny story about a “Bold” Nun. Time to listen…Doc Martens & Clark Eide

Episode three of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “Mark, the ‘Card Shark’,” has Mr. Twain talking about playing cards with some surprising characters up there…er...wherever he is. Also, why the heck did we call this podcast Two Twits and Twain??Doc Martens & Clark Eide

Two Twits & Twain Podcast And now. for the second episode of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “Doc, Doo-wop, and the Banjo Man.” Mark Twain and a Banjo Man? What's that all about! The Twits have uncovered something very interesting! Listen and find out what’s up! Episode # 2 – Doc, Doo-wop and the Banjo Man…

Brace yourselves. There is a rumor that Mark Twain himself has reincarnated - at least in the studios of Two Twits and Twain. Are the rumors of his appearance just as errant as once were the rumors of his death?? Tune in to find out!Doc Martens & Clark Eide

The first episode of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “Ne’er the Twain Shall Meet,” is about to commence. Brace yourselves. There is a rumor that Mark Twain himself has reincarnated - at least in the studios of Two Twits and Twain! Are the rumors of his appearance just as errant as once were the rumors of his demise?? Stay tuned to find out!…