006 I Was In Love Once With A Shrub-Remastered

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"The basic premise of the event is that hunters hunt rattlesnakes from the surrounding environment all across West Texas, and bring them into the roundup for the weekend. And during the roundup, these snakes are kept in a pit and then, one by one, beheaded and skinned in front of in front of audiences." - Elizabeth MeLampy Elizabeth MeLampy is a lawyer dedicated to animal rights and protection, and her passion for this work shines through in her latest book, Forget the Camel, the Madcap World of Animal Festivals and What They Say About Being Human . To research the book, Elizabeth traveled across the country, immersing herself in a wide range of animal festivals — from the Iditarod dog sled race to the rattlesnake roundup in Sweetwater, Texas. Elizabeth examines these festivals as revealing microcosms of our broader relationship with animals. Whether it's rattlesnake hunts, frog-jumping contests, ostrich races, or groundhog celebrations, these events reflect the ways humans use animals to express cultural identity, community pride, and historical traditions. Yet beneath the pageantry and excitement lies a deeper question: Is our fascination with these spectacles worth the toll it takes on the animals involved? With compassion and insight, Elizabeth invites readers to consider whether there’s a more ethical and empathetic way to honor our stories — one that respects both animals and the traditions they inspire. Please listen, share and read, Forget the Camel. It will be released on April 8th, 2025. https://apollopublishers.com/index.php/forget-the-camel/…

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In this action-packed episode, the team faces intense combat scenarios, including a wild backhanding bear, and a spell-casting frenzy. Special moments include a hilarious encounter with a mysterious stick adorned with a dried frog, and a surprising love story between a dog and a shrub.

Will the Chaos Critters unravel the mysteries of this strange place? Tune in to find out!

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08 Mystical Rocking Horse Encounter 1:12:57

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Join the adventurers as they embark on an unexpected journey within the town's outskirts. After stumbling upon a mysterious rocking horse with a mind of its own, they find themselves embroiled in a series of quirky events that lead them to assist a goblin named Crun, who insists he's a dragon, in relocating to a new home. The crew navigates through peculiar hurdles, including a surprise weasel attack and a last-minute egg delivery to the local tavern, while maintaining their charm and humor throughout the escapades. Things take an interesting turn when a seemingly mundane object reveals itself to hold a hidden secret. Discover magical misadventures and a whimsical world hidden in plain sight.…

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07 A Tea Party with a Magical Twist 1:24:21

7 днів тому1:24:21

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The trio navigates through a magical world of gnomes, dragons, and goblins as they embark on whimsical adventures. After acquiring a magic canteen of endless tea, Flora shares a tea party with her parents, showcasing the endless brews. As discussions with goblins about housing a dragon unfold, new agreements are made, yet more mysteries beckon. Meriwether finds solace in literature while Fauna's restless nature pushes for more quests. An unexpected discovery of a hidden grove full of seasonal fruits leads to communal foraging, showcasing a harmonious blend of adventure and everyday life. With a mix of excitement and caution, the trio prepares for future adventures while embracing the comforts of home, family, and the simple joys of a well-baked pie.…

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06 The Dragon's Treasure and Tricky Pixies 1:10:35

14 днів тому1:10:35

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In this thrilling episode, Fauna, Flora, and Meriwether venture deeper into the dragon's cave, confronting not only the ancient creature but also a troublesome band of pixies. The trio examines a rock pile believed to be the dragon's treasure and debates the challenges posed by mysterious runes embedded in the ground, wondering if breaking them could unleash unknown dangers. As the adventurers weigh their options, they speculate about the nature of a needed magic item, ultimately realizing they must pass a sticky challenge and navigate through mischievous obstacles set by the pixies themselves. Their journey involves a high-stakes game of cat-and-mouse, where a magical lockbox and precious glasses are at stake. Upon returning to town, the trio shares their findings with the enigmatic Raspira, discovering the purpose behind the magical glasses amidst a lively atmosphere in the local tavern. Their adventure poses new questions about future quests and challenges they may face.…

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05 The Goblin Who Thought He Was a Dragon 1:28:59

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Join the adventuring party as they explore a mysterious cave filled with curious characters and unexpected mysteries. In this episode, the team encounters a goblin who believes he is a dragon, complete with a collection of rocks and a magical stick. As they wander through narrow tunnels and slippery paths, they stumble upon mischievous pixies and their dangerous magical traps. Listen as the group navigates through slippery tar, scheming pixies, and an impossible riddle of a goblin's treasure. Will they find the magical item they seek or a resolution to the goblin's and pixies' rivalry? Find out on this magical journey filled with humor, mystery, and adventure!…

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04 The Mystery of the Magical Bag 1:09:58

29 днів тому1:09:58

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Join Flora, Fauna, and Meriwether as they navigate the aftermath of a small-town election. With the surprise victory of Respira as the new mayor, the trio discovers a mysterious gift left on their doorsteps: a magical bag of holding. Intrigued and bewildered, they set out to understand its purpose and the intentions behind such generosity. Their quest leads them to the mayor's office, where they learn of a new task: retrieving a magical item from a nearby tunnel system. Armed with a map and their newfound magical bags, the group embarks on an adventure into the unknown, confronting their fears and embracing the challenges ahead. Will they uncover the secrets of the magical item, and can they trust the intentions of their new mayor? Tune in to find out as the mystery unfolds and the adventure begins!…

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03 The Curious Case of Actamaya's Disappearance 1:33:18

5 weeks тому1:33:18

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In this intriguing episode, our heroes find themselves navigating the aftermath of Actamaya's mysterious death. The day begins with Fauna meeting Flora at her chicken coop, only to be interrupted by the appearance of a strange, cat-like creature with horns. As the creature departs, it leaves behind a rainbow-colored feather and a magical ball that causes Flora to fall unconscious. Determined to uncover the truth, the trio embarks on a journey to consult Aunt Bea, who helps them understand the magical properties of the feather and the cursed ball. Along the way, they learn about the creature known as Rain, a Kittycorn with fiery wings, and its fondness for cupcakes. As they delve deeper into the mystery, they discover that the townsfolk, including the town's guard Derek, are oddly silent about Actamaya's demise. With rumors of a mayoral change in the air, they confront Fargus, the former mayor, who is stepping down amidst the chaos. The episode culminates in a visit to a nearby cave, where the group retrieves a stolen shipment for Old Dave and makes a curious deal with a goblin named Furt. As they return to town, they prepare to cast their votes in an unexpected election, setting the stage for the next chapter in their adventure.…

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02 The Enigmatic Kittycorn and the Townburg Trio 1:11:20

6 weeks тому1:11:20

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In this episode, the Townburg Trio faces the aftermath of a mysterious encounter with a mythical creature, Rain the Kittycorn. As they grapple with the potential fallout of their actions against the Big Town militia, they delve into the mysteries surrounding Rain's appearance. With cupcakes, cryptic messages, and a curious feather in tow, Flora, Fauna, and Meriwether embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of their enchanting visitor. Meanwhile, the town of Townburg wrestles with the emotional toll of recent events, setting the stage for new adventures and unforeseen challenges.…

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010: It Looks Like a Duck-Remastered 58:58

28 weeks тому58:58

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Welcome to Chaos Critters, a CritHippo podcast! In this thrilling episode, the critters embark on an intense quest to locate their missing ally, Azariah. With the assault behind them, the real challenge begins as they navigate intelligence checks and magical dilemmas to find out where their journey leads next. As the group encounters a bizarre rubber duck and experiences unexpected magical occurrences, they must rely on their wits and teamwork. The introduction of a new character, Oculus Tentacles, adds a layer of complexity and humor to their adventure. Will the critters succeed in rescuing Azariah? Can they decipher the clues and overcome the obstacles that lie ahead? Tune in to find out!…

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009: Worship Me-Remastered 1:00:06

29 weeks тому1:00:06

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Our group leaves Goodfellow with more questions than answers and two new pacts. They head back to Melchior, where chaos ensues. As they navigate through unexpected appearances, magic mishaps, and looming threats, they must fend off an attack to protect their new allies. Will they succeed, and who is this mysterious new entity demanding worship? Tune in to find out!…

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008 Unveiling Mysteries and Forming Alliances-Remastered 58:57

30 weeks тому58:57

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Welcome to Episode 8 of Chaos Critters, a CritHippo podcast! In this episode, our adventurers grapple with the mysteries of a powerful Fae relic and encounter a peculiar ally who offers both wisdom and a pact. The group seeks answers about a recent ambush on their friend Melchior, and their journey takes them to a quirky wizard named Robin. As they delve deeper into the enigmatic book, they uncover its dark origins tied to the Unseelie Court. Robin reveals the book's dangerous potential and the looming threat of the Lord of the Hunt. Join the Chaos Critters as they navigate complex magical lore, form unexpected alliances, and face the challenges of balancing power and peril. Will they return the book, destroy it, or find another way to keep it safe? Tune in to this thrilling episode filled with humor, tension, and the ever-present chaos of their adventurous world.…

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007 The Thorned Grove Assault-Remastered 59:47

31 weeks тому59:47

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Welcome to Chaos Critters, a CritHippo podcast! In this episode, our adventurers continue their journey through a tumultuous D&D campaign. Connect with us at crithippo.com or email us at nat20hippo@gmail.com. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with someone you know. Previously Episode 7: "He Started Rolling Dice, and I Panicked" The Critters find themselves in the middle of a chaotic battle against a resistance composed of Fae. Originally planning to search the home of their previous captors, they must first deal with this unexpected encounter. As the battle unfolds, the team faces several challenges, including a deadly Moonbeam, a series of dexterity tests, and some unexpected magical occurrences. Amidst the chaos, the team uncovers new magical items and attempts to decipher their uses. They also face the grim reality of their surroundings as they find blood and arrows scattered throughout the thorny grove. With one of their allies missing and the grove under attack, the Critters must piece together who is responsible and what they were after. Join us as the team navigates through this perilous episode filled with action, magic, and mystery.…

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006 I Was In Love Once With A Shrub-Remastered 57:14

32 weeks тому57:14

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The Chaos Critters have run in to the Evil Fae at the critters' old enclosure, a place known as the Zoo, the Circus, or even the Farm. But why are these Evil Fae here? And what exactly is our party doing? In this action-packed episode, the team faces intense combat scenarios, including a wild backhanding bear, and a spell-casting frenzy. Special moments include a hilarious encounter with a mysterious stick adorned with a dried frog, and a surprising love story between a dog and a shrub. Will the Chaos Critters unravel the mysteries of this strange place? Tune in to find out!…

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005 The Thorny Return: Battle at the Zoo-Remastered 1:00:18

33 weeks тому1:00:18

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Welcome back to "Chaos Critters," the CritHippo podcast! In this thrilling Episode 5, previously titled "Darklings, Quicklings, and Redcaps. Oh My," our party leaves the Orcish castle and returns to face the human druid, Melchior, for the promised judgment. As they navigate back to the human druid, they are trailed by one of Melchior's team members. Tension rises as they encounter a new set of challenges, including a vial that could be crucial to their mission. Along the way, they face off against various mythical creatures and grapple with moral dilemmas. Join our adventurers as they delve deeper into the mystery, uncover secrets, and engage in epic battles. Don't miss this action-packed episode filled with intrigue, strategy, and a dash of humor! Connect with us at crithippo.com or nat20hippo@gmail.com, and follow us on social media. If you enjoy our podcast, share it with a friend!…

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004 Balms Over Baghdad-Remastered 1:14:28

34 weeks тому1:14:28

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Welcome to Chaos Critters, a CritHippoPodcast. We're thrilled to have you join us as we delve into Episode 4, "Balms Over Baghdad" (though it has nothing to do with Baghdad!). In this episode, our adventurers face a series of challenges and puzzles after leaving the presence of the king. From navigating a room of potential books to solving the mysterious torch puzzle, the party must use their wits to progress. As they explore further, they encounter a three-legged dog working through its identity, adding a touch of humor and heart to the journey. The episode comes to a gripping climax when the party finds themselves in a room with magical darkness and angel statues pointing towards a central fountain. The stakes are high as they try to uncover the secrets of the fountain and save the day. Tune in to find out how the party navigates these trials, what treasures they uncover, and whether they can parlay successfully with the king and queen. Don't miss the laughter, the puzzles, and the epic moments in this exciting episode of Chaos Critters!…

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003 Parley of the Wild-Remastered 1:14:34

35 weeks тому1:14:34