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Happy New Year 2023, Paul's Anger at Rolling Stone's The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time, and George Santos' Huge Brass Balls!
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This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- HAPPY NEW YEAR!
- Pooping your pants!
- More French numbers!
- Blizzards!
- Excess packaging!
- Side effects!
- It's actually "Hendrick's Gin"!
- Daddy!
- Charcuterie!
- "Violent Night" was fantastic!
- We also loved "Knives Out", and "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery"!
- "Welcome to Chippendales" was also amazing!
- Paul not impressed by Rolling Stone's The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time!
- Leonard!
- Pudding poop!
- George Santos' HUGE brass balls!
Episode Links (In Order):
Music Credit!
Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/
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Вміст надано Dave and Paul. Весь вміст подкастів, включаючи епізоди, графіку та описи подкастів, завантажується та надається безпосередньо компанією Dave and Paul або його партнером по платформі подкастів. Якщо ви вважаєте, що хтось використовує ваш захищений авторським правом твір без вашого дозволу, ви можете виконати процедуру, описану тут https://uk.player.fm/legal.
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- HAPPY NEW YEAR!
- Pooping your pants!
- More French numbers!
- Blizzards!
- Excess packaging!
- Side effects!
- It's actually "Hendrick's Gin"!
- Daddy!
- Charcuterie!
- "Violent Night" was fantastic!
- We also loved "Knives Out", and "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery"!
- "Welcome to Chippendales" was also amazing!
- Paul not impressed by Rolling Stone's The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time!
- Leonard!
- Pudding poop!
- George Santos' HUGE brass balls!
Episode Links (In Order):
Music Credit!
Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/
Visit Our Patreon!
Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com
Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!
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1 We LOVE "Severance", The New Gay Golden Girls Show, and Teens Try to Kill Mother Over Wi-Fi Dispute! 52:00
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Dave's brain doesn't work! Mr. Short Term Memory! In the way, Dave! Negativity AWAY! Levity! Brevity! A dollar in the douche jar! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEVIN! Airline tickets are too expensive for shenanigans! Levity! Brevity! "Severance" is amazing, though horrifying! Useless degrees! Will philosophize for food! Rants! Lady Gaga Levity! Up and down like a toilet seat in a men's room! Updated Irwin Allen! CGI sucks compared to practical effects! "The Goonies" sequel is on the horizon...! Long awaited sequels ALWAYS suck! Part 2, Electric Boogaloo! Dave loves Sean Astin to this day! Twink yogurt! Other peoples' kids are the best birth control! No naked nonsense in Dave's family! Episode Links (In Order): Louie Prima "The Bigger the Figure"! Tom Hanks "Mr. Short Term Memory"! Samuel Jackson's death in "Deep Blue Sea"! "The Goonies 2" is in the works! Teen girls try to kill mother over Wi-Fi! Music Credit! Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
1 Dave Had Spinal Fusion Surgery, Gay Humpback Whale Orgy, and Couple Forced to Sit Next to Corpse on Long Haul Flight! 52:42
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Tinnitus! Defective Q-Tips! Disgusting ear detritus! Paul gets real! Back surgery is scary! Pain meds are fun! Red heads are weird! Catheters aren't fun! You really want to pass the catheter test! Paul Nightingale! Screws, rods, and holes! Tooth in eye disease! Seeing eye tooth! Paul gets frustrated! "You're a 52-year-old man!" Dave needs to listen to Paul more often! Pushed buttons! Boiled rabbits! Meghan "I'm inauthentic asf" Markle's new crappy show! Ghoulish disaster tourists! Paul goes with the flow, day by day! Nihilism vs realism! Agoraphobia! Dead Paul! Gay humpback whale orgy! Dead body mile high club! Toronto plane crash miracle! Episode Links (In Order): Video showing Dave's surgery! Dave's experience with opioids episode! Tooth in yer eyeball! Meghan Markle steals Mallorca's Coat of Arms! Humpback Whale Porno! Couple forced to sit beside corpse on long haul flight! Music Credit! Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Zoo-bee-zoo-bee-zoooooo! David hates something! Paul's zen vibe! Dave's Ninja Slushy machine desire! McDonald's pop tastes different! Crocs are ridiculous! Jibbitz! They're JIBBITZ, GOD DAMNIT! It's called UNSCHOOLING! Dave's fear of children! Hernia fun! Surgeon's offices suck! Facebook reels! Dave knows a lot about female orgasms! The straight man is the problem! Marry your gay best friend! We saw "Gladiator 2", and it was fine! Music was crap, though! Luigi Mangione, the Thirst Trap Assassin's hot, y'all! CEOs are either sociopathic or psychopathic! Paul's energy level is nonexistent tonight! 23 and Jail! Say it ain't so, grandma! Episode Links (In Order): Ninja slushie machine! Croc toe jibbitz! Yes, they're just that stupid! Gen Alpha can't walk in their crocs! Gen Alpha Brainrot! Unschooling! Make your kid a moron! Gay Guys will marry your girlfriends Part 1! Gay Guys will marry your girlfriends Part 2! Our Kevin Allison Guest Episode from April, 2022! The Thirst Trap Assassin! United HealthCare Group CEO "Understands Frustrations"! Woman's DNA test leads to grandmother's arrest for murder! Music Credit! Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay ! Closing Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
1 We LOVED "Wicked" the Movie, Paul Discovered "Kath & Kim", and The New York United Healthcare CEO Murder! 46:14
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Black mold everywhere! It's Brittany Murphy, David! We ain't dead yet! We were blown away by "Wicked", the movie! Oz was dark! The book was darker! Let's make life a musical! Dave's uneven! We missed you all! Sorry for being away! Posterior fusion surgery of cervical vertebrae sounds like a fun time! News is banned from our house now! Please, universe! Let us go extinct! Leonard! We get to sing the Friday Night Song! Bong Crisby! We finally got to see a Cybertruck in the wild! Teslas come with free cremations! Paul discovered "Kath & Kim"! Look at me! Look at me! Look at MEEEEEEEE! The CEO murder was intense! CEOs are jerks! Healthcare CEOs are monsters! Are you worth more alive or dead?! Children are scary! Paul's TikTok withdrawal is coming a la Trainspotting! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Posterior fusion surgery! Cybertruck fire death 1! Cybertruck fire death 2! Tesla fire death! Cybertruck tire rim breaks! Cybertruck injures dog! Cybertruck owner flips his at a $207K loss! United Healthcare used AI to deny coverage! Insurance AI denials! Music Credit! Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay ! Closing Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
1 Paul LOVES Brian Jordan Alvarez's "English Teacher", Raygun Named World's #1 Breakdancer, and Dave's Elderly Facebook Reels Addiction! 47:52
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul's irritation! Irritating tics! Leonard! Dave might just be a bit irritating...! Little brother, Dave! White person taco night! Pico de Gallo! Boring recipes! Paul's delicious salad dressing! "Hi! My name's Steve, and I'm a convicted sex offender!" Bring that sass! Don't eat Boar's Head Meat products! Paul doesn't give a S**T! Paul's connection to the new show, "English Teacher"! World DanceSport Federation names Raygun Number 1! Kidz Bop is creepy asf! "The Goonies"...Part 2?! Bad movie sequels! Dumpy is screwing Looney! Dave's algorithm is kittens! Facebook addiction is real! You have to pay taxes on your car every year in Virginia! Cybertrucks suck even more in Virginia! Paul saw a Cybertruck in the wild! Wrapped Cybertruck looks better than unwrapped! Episode Links (In Order): Jade's "Angel of My Dreams"! Dave's Pico de Gallo on Instagram! Boar's Head Meat Statement Re: Recall! Disgusting Boar's Head Meat plant! Boar's Head Meat recall! "English Teacher" on Wiki! Raygun named worlds #1 breaker! Raygun AI Assisted routine! Phil Hartman "Sassy's Sassiest Boy!" 5-Year-old Breakdancer! Kidz Bop website! Kidz Bop Videos! "Cyberstuck" Subreddit! Wrapped Cybertrucks! Guy's Cybertruck is electrified! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
1 Paul's Demure & Mindful Love of Feta Cheese, Australia's Incredible Olympic "Breakdancer" Raygun, and 26-Inch Eel Extracted out of Man's Anus! 46:53
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Why is Dave doing what he's doing? To annoy you! Is it working? Paul is very demure and mindful! Dave got French right! Sassy Paul is out to play! Jools Lebron! Look them up! Paul's sudden love of...feta?! Greek salad deliciousness! Glazed donuts! Paul ate ALL the feta! If you're offended easily, please don't listen! Dave suffers from CRS - Can't Remember S&*t! Blanche! What's the deal with Raygun?! When you screw up in 2024, it's global! She has a PhD in it! We are in the movie "Idiocracy" Hawk Tuah girl, Haliey Welch, is peek 2024! Stupid people charging for tickets to their wedding! CyberTruck is crap! Electrolytes! Plants need them! Bedazzled Crocs! LEONARD! Eel adventures in Vietnam! Paul's love of rulers! How did we survive the Middle Ages?! People were disgusting! Episode Links (In Order): Jools Lebron's TikTok! Jools Lebron can finish transitioning now! Rachael "Raygun" Gun's Olympic performance! Rachael "Raygun" Gunn 'devastated' by online hate! Man upset people aren't sending RSVP for $450 wedding! Couple sell tickets to wedding for $333! Lewis Black's Cybertruck rant! "Idiocracy" wardrobe department bought Crocs! Doctors pull eel out of man's anus! Tell the tale of Lemmiwinks! Paul's hemorrhoidal experience episode! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
1 Ontario Booze Merchants on Strike, RIP Shannen Doherty and Others, and Florida Man Sneezes Out His Intestines! 43:59
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Episode 69 with someone planking on top! Saturday recordings! Dave is a little old man! LCBO on Strike! Doug Ford, brother of Crackhead Rob Ford! Dangerous edibles! Dave enjoys being high! The Great Mysterio! Dave has no point! Medicine time! Death denying society! Yay! Rick Mercer's ice flows! "The Office" is awesome! "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 9" is Fantastic! Paul wants an extra 3 inches! Death has visited us too many times recently! RIP: Shannen Doherty, Shelley Duvall, Martin Mull, Richard Simmons, Dr. Ruth, and Bob Newhart! "Charmed" was cheese! "How Soon is Now" is LIT! We want to see a movie! SCREW YOU, CINEPLEX! Sneezing out your intestines! Episode Links (In Order): Rob Ford crack smoking controversy! The history of MDMA! Rick Mercer: Talking to Americans! Nina West! Florida man sneezes out his intestines! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
1 Harrison Butker is a Jackass, Kids Experience Carnage at the Zoo, and Our Thoughts on "Baby Reindeer"! 50:28
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Harrison Butker wants his wife in the kitchen making cookies! The Rule of Thumb was a thing! It's 2024, for goodness’ sake! Trad Wife movement is ridiculous! Right wing homosexuality! Stop thrusting your religious nonsense on me! Happy Birthday, CIA Amy! Happy 52nd birthday, Dave! Nummy Steak! Paul is an extrovert-introvert! Dave is simply introverted! Dave's age can be talked about in decades! Sitting on a secret! Ancient scrolls! We miss rotary phones! People are ignorant! Bear gives the kids a show at the Seattle Zoo! Our cats aren't catfluencers! Amazon cat! "Baby Reindeer" was creepy! "Young Sheldon" finale was ok! Episode Links (In Order): Tradwife Movement! Bear eats ducklings at kids birthday party! Pet cat accidentally returned to Amazon! Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
1 We Experienced the 2024 Total Solar Eclipse, JoJo Siwa Thinks She Invented Gay Pop Music, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 47:55
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Laughter! Intros are fun! Amy Sedaris night! More WINE! Bye bye, OJ! Dave has a bunch of useless crap in his mind! We experienced solar eclipse totality! Bloody clouds! Car sickness! Day to night, back to day in minutes! Sharp shadows! The rapture will get rid of a lot of a-holes! Paul's phantom conversations! Special dogs! Glucose dog is disappointed in Dave...! JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop music! Kiss sold their catalog for 300 million! She's a sapphist, Rose! Paul loves JoJo! Allergies are fun! Yay! Trivia! Monkey brains! Twitchy eyes! Sexy teeth! Leonard! Icelandic elves! Flat earthers are stupid people! FRANCE! Hello Crystal Lake, Illinois! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! OJ Simpson Juror says 90% of them knew he was guilty! "That Chapter" YouTube channel! Murderer gets retried by the military to get around Double Jeopardy! Sharp shadows during eclipse! Kiss sold their catalog for $300 Million! JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop! Tegan and Sara poke fun at JoJo Siwa! Caitlyn Jenner doesn't want her car crash compared to OJ! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
1 We Saw "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire", Man Hacks Wife's LinkedIn to Expose Her Affair, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 51:47
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: It's WINE o'clock! French butcher! Gewürztraminer wine! David is a cheap drunk, apparently! Paul is a fantastic chef! Soy sauce problems! We enjoyed "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire"! Truman Capote was annoying! Smoking is gross! Vaping is ridiculous! Solar Eclipse of the heart! Totality is where it's at, baby! All the earthquakes! LinkedIn Affairs! Farts are funny! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Ivana Trump's grave is overgrown! Woman's husband hacks her LinkedIn profile to announce her affair! Toilet plunger poop spray! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
1 Remembering John Candy, Let's Boycott Kellogg's, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 53:37
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Gross songs! Thanks, Tim! Yeast is still gross! Paula Abdul! Paul's songs and music ADHD! Yes, and?! Madonna is a jackass to her fans! We love sleeping! More BLTs! Dave??!! We miss John Candy! Paul isn't sentimental! Let's get rid of Dave's stuff before he dies! Dave is Paul's daddy! Pornhub pulls out of Texas! Your car is reporting your driving habits to your insurance company! Gleaning with Paul! "Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent" is very Canadian! Let's boycott Kellogg's! Wendy's greed! Yay! Trivia! Dave's Hardy Boys kidnap fantasy! Paul's TikTok addiction! Possible American TikTok ban! Poetry. Yuk! Christian science textbooks are crazy! Episode Links (In Order): "Rush, Rush" - Paula Abdul! "Tastes Like Burning" podcast! Madonna calls out disabled fan for sitting during concert! Madonna being sued for late concert start! Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Remembering John Candy! Mary Margaret O'Hara at John Candy's memorial! "Atuk" - The cursed movie script! Pornhub is pulling out of Texas! Your car is spying on you and snitching to the insurance company! Boycotting Kellogg's! Wendy's pricing controversy! FRANCE! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
1 Dave's Crazy BLT Sandwiches, Couple Use Human Yeast to Make Cinnamon Rolls, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Saturday Night Trivia Time! 52:05
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The BEE GEES! Dave is a lady boy man! We're a day late, but yer getting an episode! Paul is the animal nanny! Olive the dog! Dave, the BLT master! No basic sandwiches for Dave! Paul is a basic sandwich bitch! Trailer park memories! Head Cheese sounds DELICIOUS! Happy Early 20th Anniversary, Doug and Chris! Have a fantastic voyage! We watched "Bridge of the Doomed"! Yeasty cinnamon rolls! YUMMY! Milky goodness! How to cultivate human yeast?!?! Don't Google Thrush, Lemon Party, or Lindsey Graham's Ladybugs! Dave's colonoscopy fun! Peg Lyte is disgusting! Sure, Jan! Cacao! Donuts and pies! Episode Links (In Order): Episode in which we talk about our friend Doug being in a movie! "Bridge of the Doomed" IMDB Page! Our friend Doug's IMDB Page! Woman gets Thrush from her yeasty cinnamon rolls! Episode in which we talk about Pap Smear Beer! "Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence!" PNW Haunts and Homicides! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
1 We Weren't Shocked by "Saltburn", Jon Hamm is Tired of People Talking About His Penis, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 52:15
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul's congestion! It's Amy Sedaris night! Low energy Friday! Hey Julieta, Diana, and Brit! Paul is empathetic! Dave...not so much! Dave was molested? WHAAAATTT??!?!?! "Saltburn" was not shocking to us! Uncut grave humping! "Short Bus" was shocking! Paul at Pine Knob! "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is uncomfortable! Wil Wheaton vs Larry David re Elmo! Jon Hamm's penis talk! Paul has impeccable dickdar! Drake's big penis! Ricky Spanish! Fire crotch! Keep your kids off social media! Don't microwave your fish at work! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Dave shit on the floor episode (#20)! 10 Best Canadian couples podcasts list! "Short Bus" movie! Paul's Pine Knob memories episode (#33)! Wil Wheaton is mad at Larry David for attacking Elmo! Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #1! Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #2! Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #3! Pat Sajak has always been a dick! Jon Hamm puzzled by fascination about his penis! Jon Hamm's Penis! "Scary Movie" micro penis scene! Tina Fey roasts the "Little Broadway C$&#s of TikTok"! Miss South Carolina is an idiot! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
1 TV Shows Paul is Excited About, Tesla Trash, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 55:11
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: A Spanish flea! Happy 2024! Paul got COVID! Our fun health issues! YAY! We're boiling, globally speaking! SAD = Great acronym! Paul's TV show dreams! "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is cringe - but in a good way! "Young Sheldon" isn't Dave's fave...! Dave = Ruiner of Paul's enjoyment of shows! Blame it on the edit! Let's make money off True Crime! I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire! No more "Schmigadoon"! Screw you, Netflix! Teslas are GARBAGE! Oooohhh...a Chevrolet LUMINA! Damn you, influencers! Stanley Cups are hard to understand! I Wish I Didn't Know...FAMILY EDITION! Dave's gross maggot story! Episode Links (In Order): The Lung Brush! Reuters' Tesla expose! Cybertruck: Stainless steel = Genius move! Why Tesla fires are impossible to put out! The Pontiac Aztek! Cybertruck can't get up hill with a Christmas tree! 1997 Chevy Lumina! Woman steals $2,500.00 worth of Stanley Cups! 16-Year-old Girl's Stanley Cup collection! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
1 Rudy Giuliani Finally Faces Some Consequences, Family's Christmas Lights Display Irks Neighbours, and Christmas Trivia Time! 55:54
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Ron the Gay Nosed Reindeer! I'm a power, dom top! Brutalized French, yet again! Ghouliani is SCREWED! YAYYYYY! Abuse of power finally slapped down! Andrew Giuliani is a huge POS, just like his dad! Rudy Ghouliani married his second cousin! Dave pukes loudly! Paul pukes quietly! Petechial hemorrhage = MURDER! Loud sneezing! Dave can turn on Paul's Siri! Screw you, Siri! Green Christmases! Super Snow Days! Latch key kids! Song potpourri! Marijuana memory loss! Dave's first drug experience! Leonard! Don't mix molly and ketamine! Matthew Perry's death due to ketamine! Christmas light fun! WHERE IS THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC??!! TRIVIA TIME! Dave hates Paul McCartney's Christmas song! War on Christmas! A bucket of fried chicken skin! Talking bear toys! The Omnibot! Dr. Seuss was gross! Dom toppery, yet again! Turkey, ham, and bacon! It isn't WILSON, it's Teddy Roosevelt! Lincoln was GAY! We're gluten free! Episode Links (In Order): Chris Farley as Andrew Giuliani! Rudy Giuliani married his second cousin! Rudy Giuliani married his second cousin! Matthew Perry died from acute effects of ketamine! World record Christmas lights display irks neighbours! Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Omnibot! Kentucky family finds owl in Christmas tree! Dr. Seuss was Gross! Music Credit! Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay ! Closing Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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1 Our Christmas Memories, Couple has Sex the Wrong Way for Four Years, and Christmas Movie Trivia Time! 54:25
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Bing Crosby was a Christmas monster! Chevy Chase is a complete dirtbag! Schwetty Jingle Balls! Terry Bitchy! "Candy Cane Lane" is the shepherd's pie of movies! Dave isn't into the Marvel Universe...or "Star Wars"...! Dave's core 4: "Die Hard", "Home Alone", "Christmas Vacation", and "A Christmas Story"! Leonard and his ghosts! Pap Smear Beer! Hi Tim! Business class spoilage! The malaria/tape worm diet! Paul's cramped thumb! Music ADHD! Dave = Ying! Paul = Yang! Dave dislikes EVERYTHING! Would you like an apple pie with that?! We have a gay Christmas tree that we can't put up because cats! Dave loves his bowdabra! What about JESUS??!! Spiral cooked ham! Dave loves Bacon! We both got the diabetes! Couple have sex the wrong way for 4 years! It's Christmas Trivia Time! RIP Matthew Perry! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Chevy Chase is a prick! Tastes Like Burning with Tim and James Podcast! The Bowdabra! Bacon dog treats! Couple has sex the wrong way for 4 years! Casey Wilson comes after Tim Allen! Tim Allen had coke issues and was a rat! Music Credit! Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay ! Closing Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 Paul's "Wicked" Musical Memories, Methamphetamine and Lego, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 54:29
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Bad Beyoncé! Low energy! Hey Macao! Give us a dingle! Name change to "It's been a Hot Minute!"! Welcome to our newest Patreon member, KEVIN! Hey Kevin! Let's all pee inappropriately on the plane! Full moons! Haaaaay Herbie! Leonard, the attention whore! Happy Anniversary, "Wicked, the Musical"! Our fun musical journey! Expensive tickets are ridiculous! iTunes has screwed us! Thanks, Apple! Dave still can't stand Lea Michelle! Shoshana "Flicker" Bean! "Les Misérables" in English, translated back to French! We LOVED the "Fall of the House of Usher"! Dave's phlegm! Meth...and Lego??!! A suitcase of...raw fish??!! Like, Literally! Non-terrorist terrorist attack! Low energy, low energy, low energy! Fun with yeast! Dried semen jewellery! Gen Z is frightening! Yay! It's TRIVIA TIME! Episode Links (In Order): Woman pulls down pants to pee on airplane! Australian Police seize meth...and LEGO! Amouranth to create beer, harvesting her own yeast! Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 Our Friend Kevin's Airplane Poop Story, Colorado Funeral Home's Corpse Collection, and Zombie Movie Trivia Time! 53:29
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Creamy goodness! More attempted French! Ronnie Vino says hello! More poopy plane fun! Debagging??!! Steamy bathroom floor poo! Accident or on purpose? YOU DECIDE! Human garbage! STEWARDESS??!! Wow...way to show your age, Dave! Kevin's flight attendant memories! Leonard! Paul's bitchiness! Throat punch with the sewers of hell! Leonard!! THEY SHOULD TRAIN YOU FOR THIS SITUATION! Secret knocks! Stranger underwear! Leonard!!! Kevin is a saint and deserves a raise, a medal, and a hand job! Jackson Pollock's "poop" phase! Macabre! Poop molecules! IN YOUR NOSE!!! Greedy bottom! Nasty dead body piles! The Rural Juror! Gamgam! Zombies! ZOMBEAVERS! Paul's low-key gummy fun! Adam West's incredibly important character name! It's BUB, DAMNIT! Judith O'Dea was delightful at the Zombie Jamboree! How cool to be a zombie extra in a Romero film?! Zombie Ninja Academy! But what about "Twilight of the Dead"??!! Zombeavers would be a better name! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! EasyJet flight cancelled due to defecation incident! Colorado funeral home fun with dead bodies! Colorado funeral home provides potential fake cremated remains! Zombie movie trivia! "Day of the Dead" - Pig guts death scene! Music Credit! Opening music graciously supplied by: Shane Ivers Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Sausages and dryers! October Friday the 13th, baby! Trumped solar eclipses! Dave is a hot dog aficionado! Paul enjoys mouth feel! Alcoholics! Lips and Assholes, Beaks and Feet! Karen! Ass cancer! Diarrhea plane, part deux! Crime scene sex doll fun! Dave's sex doll fun! Avenue Q! Stupid baby names! SO STUPID! Ice chomping = sexual frustration! Twig! Log! Branch! Bark! It's "Marceau", you peasant! Methamphetamine Rules! Blanche's letter FINALLY arrived! Horror movie trivia! Zombie jamboree in 1993! George A. Romero lives in the Necropolis now! Paul's dry mouth! WHICH "DAWN OF THE DEAD", DAMNIT??!! (It WAS for 2004's "Dawn of the Dead")! Stephen King! "They Live" ridiculous fight scene! "Chucky" is awesome! Dave dislike's "The Babadook"! "Alien 3" wasn't fun! "Midsommar" was uncomfortable! "Maximum Overdrive"! This, too, shall pass! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Crime scene technician and the sex doll! Tragedeigh Subreddit! Stupid baby name list! My baby is named Methamphetamine Rules! Horror Trivia! "They Live" ridiculous fight scene! Music Credit! Opening music graciously supplied by: Shane Ivers Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Diarrhea, plop plop! When in doubt, reboot! David's issues! AGAIN! Welcome to our new Patreon member, Abigail! Depression is fantastic! Hot sex in the masturbatorium! Burps AND farts! Pumpkin spice latte! Taylor Swift enjoys some Kelce penis! Paris bed bug fun! Cole slaw cum! Greek salad! Mozzarella stick math! Diarrhea plane fecal fiasco! Farts are hilarious! Car sex! "Milf Manor"! Horror trivia time! Ecstasy! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Diarrhea Plane! Diarrhea Plane - Video! Man's car lover dies! Chris James' Milf Manor Video 1! Chris James' Milf Manor Video 2! Chris James' Milf Manor Video 3! Blown up mom! Music Credit! Opening music graciously supplied by: Shane Ivers Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 Woman Attacked by Wildlife, Woman Divorces her Ghost Groom, and Woman Finds her Mom's Dildo! 51:11
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Dusty Rose, Crystal Chandelier, and Mavis Ferryweather! Butchered French! We love Amy Sedaris! 1-900-Wank-Me! 250,000 or bust! RIP Johnny Hardwick! Falling snakes! AND Hawks! F You in Particular, Peggy Jones! "Birdemic Shock and Terror" is fabulous! Panties! Ghost divorce! Home wrecking from beyond the grave with Marilyn Monroe! Dave dislikes Meghan Markle! She was great in "Suits", though! Harry is the redheaded stepchild! Rabid follower cult of personality! Branding the synergies! Sex toy fun...! Clone my Willy! OH NO! Paul's discomfort! Happy Birthday, Caitlyn! Dave will give Barbie another try! X! The artist formerly known as Twitter! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Roger's odometer incident! Fishing Garrett! Snake falls out of the sky onto woman! "Birdemic Shock and Terror"! "Birdemic Shock and Terror" boardroom scene! Ghost divorce! We talk about the Ghost wedding Part 1! We talk about the Ghost wedding Part 2! Harry and Meghan are "F-ing Grifters"! Woman uses mom's sex toy! William Hanson! Jordan North! Help I Sexted My Boss Podcast! Video of William and Jordan discussing the letter! The peanut butter vagina urban legend! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 We Saw "Barbie" at the Drive In, We've Gone From Global Warming to Global Boiling, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 59:01
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: RIP Sinéad O'Connor! Madonna...girl! "Barbie"! AT THE DRIVE IN!!! Discomfort at the drive in! Paul's crankiness! Delicious snacks! Paul's "Barbie" score: B-! Dave's "Barbie" score: F! Paul hates historical dramas; Dave loves them! Paul's birthday is around the corner! Charcuterie goodness! Paul's garlic dip is divine! Dave loves caulk! UFO Whistleblower has an intense face! Non-human biologics! Global warming has ended! We're now in GLOBAL BOILING! What fun! Global warming doesn't care about our politics! Tonsil stones! Gagging on popcorn husks! Awkward picture taking! Daniel Craig is sexy asf! Dave's elderly eyebrows! Dead bunnies! The vagina is NOT a clown car! Dave hates voice controlled virtual assistants! Episode Links (In Order): Sinéad O’Connor told her kids what to do if she was found dead! The 5 Drive In! Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! UFO Whistleblower tells Congress about dead aliens! Whistleblower has intense face! Global warming to global boiling! 1912 article talks about coal and its effect on the environment! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 Colleen Ballinger's Apology Video is Peak Cringe, Hollywood Strikes, and Maury Povich Brand Paternity Tests! 53:06
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Colleen Ballinger is a weirdo! Dave loves cringe; Paul does not! "American Idol" cringe! Creepy people aren't always men! Leonard! Jonah Hill is an ass! Aboot! Civil War veteran teachers! Time blindness??!! Late to a plane?!?! NEVER!!! The Nanny union boss! In perpetuity! Shrinkflation! What fun! Paul's delicious pasta! Screw Instagram hashtags! Paul revisits "True Blood"! "True Blood" was a THIRSTY show! "Futurama" comes back from the dead! AGAIN! Dave helps! The cheesecake was delicious!!! Can't wait to see "Mission Impossible"! Maury Povich's DNA test! Hi Abigail! We blow, too! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Colleen Ballinger's apology video! Adam McIntyre's original Colleen Ballinger video! Colleen Ballinger's cheese balls! Jonah Hill's emotional abuse! Last Civil War widow dies! Time blindness lady! Helicopter Parenting! "Orange is the New Black"! "Orange is the New Black" actress shows off her residuals! More "Orange is the New Black" actresses showing off their residuals! Our interview with John Billingsley! Maury Povich's paternity tests! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 Paul Loves Kelly Clarkson's "Chemistry", Crazy Mother's Ridiculous Baby Name, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 52:30
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul and Dave on each other's tits! Wham! The movies are an expensive outing! We enjoyed "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny"! Nazis are the best villains! Paul loves Kelly Clarkson! "Chemistry" tells a story! From weed to cocaine! Lots of likes! Let's play the skin flute! We're stupid bitches! Ontario's edibles suck! BC's edibles rule! Dave's weed tolerance! Another ridiculous baby name! Trivia fun! Moist burps! Dave's hot dog condiments! Lots of overdue disasters! Episode Links (In Order): Texas airport worker sucked into jet engine! Alabama airport worker sucked into jet engine! Sugar Jacks edibles! Crazy mother's crazy baby name! Tragedeigh subreddit! Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The jazz styling of Dave and Paul! Movement disorders are fun! Dave 2-minute update! Meta Paul! Paul 2-minute update! Work sucks! Caulk! Dave's a handyman! 80s Aerobics! The world's on fire! Hey! Let's go visit the Titanic! Stockton Rush is a dipshit! We need toilets! Plural! Can you identify this bucket of your loved one?! Cave divers are insane! Challenger disaster memories! Princess Diana jokes! Let's hope "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny" doesn't suck! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! This aerobic video wins EVERYTHING! This aerobic video wins EVERYTHING for a FULL HOUR! This book predicted the Titanic accident! Franz Reichelt - The man who died at the Eiffel Tower! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 Horrifying Ways to Wake Up at a Hotel, Woman's Loud Symphonic Orgasm, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 53:44
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Dancing hamsters! Grandpappy issues! Happy 51st Birthday, Dave! Expensive Mentos! The United States snack attacks! Plastic bottles suuuucccccckkkkkk! Sand! Getting smokes for yer mom! Coke! Happy Belated Birthday, CIA Amy! Chris Pratt's nasty toenail! Toe sucking alarm clock! Leonard! Nude man alarm clock! Orgasmic music! George Santos finally arrested! Dave doesn't know legal definitions! Screw you, Cineplex! Constipation cures! Definition of Cheese: The Manosphere World Summit! Pandas - cute but useless! Paul's math skills! Nose picking fun! Road kill! Episode Links (In Order): The Hamster Dance! Chris Pratt's nasty toenail! Hotel guest awoken by night manager sucking his toes! Hotel guest awoken by a naked man in his room! Kelly Clarkson - "Favourite Kind of High"! Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Woman has full body orgasm during symphony! Woman's classical music orgasm Tweet! Competition Bureau sues Cineplex! Tacky "Manosphere World Summit" coming to Orlando! Corky and the Juice Pigs - "Pandas"! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 We're Binging "Barry" and It's Fantastic, Woman's Kidney Stones Actually a Baby, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 54:47
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Mermaids don't have feet! Gay singing! More sickness! Dave loves to move it, move it! Dangerous straws! Sanka?! Delicious?!?! Death has a sense of humour! It's Rube Goldberg, stupid! Death in "Final Destination" is a real bitch! Testicular cancer isn't funny, you dumbass! Stupid children names! Abcde Lmnop! Paul's allergies! "Barry" is amazing! STRIKE! To avoid "Picard" Spoilers, please advance to the following time: 24:57! 40 Years is a long time to work together! Wait a minute...I'M PREGNANT??!! "Slasher" is a great show! Filmed on the "Murdoch Mysteries" set??!! YES PLEASE! Heinz's new and disgusting product! Colourful foods! Paul's fart! Chocolate caaaakkkkkeeeeee! Miracle Whip! Smoking is disgusting! Trivia! Staying alive! Monkeys! Nurse died via self-liposuction! Trocar fun! Thank you, Empathy Heals! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Woman impaled by metal straw! The "Tragedeigh" Subreddit! South Carolina woman's kidney stones turn out to be a baby! "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"! Amy Poehler's "Yes Please"! "Slasher"! Paula Brancati! Heinz Hot Cross Bun Mayo! Nurse dies performing liposuction on herself! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 Paul's Stressful Week, Our Ridiculous Trip to the Post Office, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 56:32
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The Brady Bunch! Paul's stress! Long roads, winding turns! Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul! "The Wizard of Oz"! Munchkin Orgies! The album is Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon"! Paul's throat noises! Thank GOD for air conditioning! Leonard! The incident! Angry typing! Paul's frustration can be hilarious! Hilarious kicks! Drama! High Dave and his package! Blanche's letter! Bad parking lots! Post office lines! The forever line! Confused customers and massive packages! Tracking numbers! Tiny scale! Directions by landmarks and time! No phone! 2-Factor authentication! Google it, jackass! What would old Dave do? WWODD?! Spider fighting paraphernalia! Paul's mini-meltdown! Paul's complete incredulity at a situation HE caused! We should have gone to get cat food after all! Trivia time!!! Explosive diarrhea! Having a fart attack! Episode Links (In Order): Making of "The Wizard of Oz"! Hollywood Graveyard in The Land of Oz! "Matt Houston" TV Show! The Dark Side of the Rainbow! Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Dave's experience with sugar-free candy, episode 1! Dave's experience with sugar-free candy, episode 2! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 We Theorize What Happens When You Die, Man Sets Fire to his Own Genitals, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 50:13
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Happy Jesus day! Heavy-duty reenactments! Zombie Jesus! The light at the end of the tunnel! Déjà vu! Leonard! Donkey kicks and punches! Lifes vs Lives! AI is already destroying humanity! We deserve it! Siloed echo chambers of stupidity! 50K Km closer to the SUN! Not the Earth! Stupid Dave! Dave drinks! Kick-start the old car downstairs! Is Flight Attendant an offensive title?! Kevin - Let us know! Crazy flying stories! Send them in! Toenail flakes! Let's light our genitals on fire for clout! Bus pimple popper! "Shrek 5" could be coming soon! Why do most movies suck now?! Losing my foot to sugar diabetes! Al Capone is fabulous! Let's dig up Marilyn! Both Dave and Paul ran away! Nutty coffee! Beaver goodness! Dave is on "The Best of Risk! #27"! Taj Easton is Awesome!!! Episode Links (In Order): Eight Filipinos nailed to crosses as Easter crucifixion re-enactments resume! Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Kevin's Instagram! Be Jealous of his Travels! Girl falls into open manhole - parents sue! Man sets own genitals on fire (Not Graphic)! "Shrek 5"! Dave's Story in "The Best of Risk! #27"! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul the song hopper! Music ADHD isn't fun! Super gay! Transparent, not translucent! Sneeze poops! LILLY and LEONARD! Vagisil! Ya put it on your pussy! Dave's mom's hysterectomy! Reddit masturbation! The internet is for porn! Dave's Cabbage Patch Doll: Kendrick Rafael! Dave was a very gay child! Shaving Dave! Blumpkins! I lost my foot to sugar diabetes! Paul's discomfort at beardless Dave! Frick! Sensual head shaving! "Friends" is very bingeable! Lisa Kudrow is amazing! "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion" is hilarious! Cap'n Crunch destroys your mouth! Berries! What berries!?!?! 1994 was an amazing year! Dolphins are sexy! Disgusting Australian pizza toppings! Pringles cans aren't just for chips! Episode Links (In Order): "The Entity"! Tori Spelling in "Scary Movie 2"! The Rembrandts: "I'll Be There For You"! Music Credit! Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Three of our Patreon Exclusive aftershows! Episode 72 Aftershow: Reading Rainbow! More Creepy Stories! Ginger Gs! Ghostly Clothes Folding! Wear Your Helmet! Cabin In The Woods! Creepy Old Dead Lady! Creepy Phone Calls! It's Coming From Inside The House! Dave Needs Lots of Vitamin D! WINK! Low Energy Dave! Yawning! Homeless In A Car Recording A Podcast! Episode Links! Episode 72! Cabin In The Woods! Episode 87 Aftershow: Leonard Talks! Will The Cats Eat Us?! Dave's Depressive Episode! Leonard Talks Again! Woman Kicks Insensitive Ass of a Husband Out of the Delivery Room! Brass Balls! Ripped Off! Pregnancy Defense! LEONARD! Don't Be An Asshole! Lilly White Undercarriage! You Poop When You Push! Thank You For Your Support! Episode Links! Episode 87! Woman Kicks Husband Out of Delivery Room! Episode 102 Aftershow: Apres Ski! We Recorded on Tuesday Night Because Paul Went to Windsor! We're Recording on Paul's Birthday! We Fly By the Seat of Our Pants! Sushi Birthday! Diabetes Candy! Good Sugars! Ketones! "Curb Your Enthusiasm" Is Hilarious! Paul is Delicate! Patreon-Only "I Wish I Didn't Know" Trivia! Yawning! World's Oldest Sex Worker! Oral Fun! Sperms! And Underwears! Dave Misses Paul! Bad Beds! Hotel Fun! You Do You! Episode Links! Episode 102! Music Credit! Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 Hidden Valley Ranch Flavoured Ice Cream, Woman Finds Mummified Missing Husband in her Attic, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 46:20
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Jars of rainbows! Age differences can be fun! Foot taps = sexy bathroom encounters! Amy Sedaris night! Dave was a funeral director! (WHAT??!!) Leonard's lack of poop! (UPDATE: He pooped on Saturday morning!!) Dave knows nothing about cash apps! Generational Karens! "Pump Up the Volume" kicks ass! Weird ice cream flavours! Delicious and disgusting Jelly Belly jelly beans! Beanboozled is gross! Snakes! Free Chicken Big Mac (it was gross)! Coke vs New Coke! Screw Diet Coke! Always pay the snake handler! Dave was a funeral director! (AGAIN??!!) Mummified Christmas ornaments! Hoarder homes and sewer gas! Hot lumber jack! Poison fish! New Fecal Flakes Cereal! Bobby's Bidets and Leslie's Linens! Nasty food! 500,000 Hours of stupidity! The earth is a tad older than that...! Crunchy socks! Nose picking! Booger flavoured Jelly Belly jelly beans! Please share us with your friends! Episode Links (In Order): Anti-LGBTQ Tennessee Republican hits up twink on Instagram! Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! "Pump Up the Volume" Samantha Mathis' weird mouth acting! Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream! Always pay the snake handler! Woman finds mummified dead husband! Incredibly hot lumberjack! Penises are getting longer! Music Credit! Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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1 The Australian "Penis Starfish", Man's Penis Accidentally Removed in Amputation Disaster, and Magical Monthly Male Masturbation Amount to Keep Prostate Cancer Away! 42:44
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Jazz hands, low energy Tuesday! Ghost pepper sauce is delish! K-Pop! Travis Kelce triggers our thirst! Irish Spring soap! 80s vs 90s childhoods - YOU decide! Subway tuna is still delicious! The Australian porn star "penis starfish"! "Schmigadoon!" season 2 - "Schmicago!" Amputation disasters! Penile workarounds! Doctors make mistakes! Oooops! Decapitated doodles! Magical masturbation number needed to keep prostate cancer away! Jeremy! Science! Crematorium worker's death nap! LEGO BrickHeadz! Episode Links (In Order): Irish Spring soap commercial! Subway tuna sandwich lawsuit! The cocktopus! Man's penis amputation disaster! The magic masturbation number! Crematorium worker's death nap! Declared dead, but woke up at the funeral home! LEGO BrickHeadz! Foot splinter! Music Credit! Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 2000-Year-Old Roman Dildo Discovered, Daylight Savings Time Sucks, and Horrible Companies Doing Horrible Things! 47:52
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The late Valentine's Day song for Paul from Dave! Sixty-Nine-ing! Unknown ABBA lyrics! Typing classes! Suddenly Seymour! Coconut cream pie in a can! Screw diabetes! Dave chooses pie over his foot! Cool Whip is delicious! Leonard LOVES whipped cream! Lilly LOVES candy canes! Hadrian's Wall is in Britain! Ad blockers are fun! Roman wooden dildos! Splinters! Pumping loads! Spring forward SUCKS! Blizzards in Los Angeles! Earthquakes! Our species' FAFO moment with climate change! Train derailments! Erin Brockovich! Screw you Loblaws! Paul's fart! Strub's Pickles! Episode Links (In Order): 2000-Year-Old Roman Dildo! Music Credit! Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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1 "South Park" Absolutely Skewers Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Bride's Wedding Day Horror Show, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 47:25
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Rihanna! Sports! Paul's drinking! Poor Meghan is overwhelmed and upset! "South Park" is hilarious! Pragmatic Paul! Meghan isn't very sincere! Kylie Jenner farted today! Leonard farted, too! Dave hates weddings, unless there is a show! Wedding horror! So many questions! Flapjacks! Mammary milk mouth! Screw Netflix! "Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar"! More drinking! More "MILF Manor" morbid merriment! Mom sexuality! Trivia time! Yay! Tongue baths! "!?" has a name! Burnt beaks! Dog cuisine! Fraternity fun! Brenda! Happy international "I Hate Coriander/Cilantro Day"! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Meghan Markle's Blog About Kate! Bride's Wedding Day Horror Show! More "MILF Manor" Merriment! Happy International "I Hate Coriander/Cilantro Day"! Music Credit! Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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1 "M3GAN" Freaked Dave Out, What Happened to the White Dog Poo from the 70s, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 50:25
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Ohio trains! Another special episode! Fives aren't even, dumbass! MEGA! The aughts! Paul loved "M3GAN"; Dave, not so much! Big nope for a "Westworld" trip! What ever happened to the white dog poo from the 70s?! Barefoot poop fun! Rolling around in dog poop! Craigslist hook ups! Jacuzzi ass molecules! Nuke fun! Mt. Everest is ridiculous! Children are trash! The new "Night Court" is ridiculous! Paul's fart! Episode Links (In Order): 1979 Mississauga Train Derailment! Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! White Dog Poop! Music Credit! Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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1 Stormy Daniels Hosts "For the Love of DILFs", Dave Appeared on the "Risk!" Podcast, and Woman Finds Out her Long Term Boyfriend is her Biological Brother! 43:10
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: RIP Burt Bacharach! Settling graves! Happy Valentine's Day! Happy colon removal day! Dave's mouth noises! "For the Love of DILFs"! Tony Cannoli! Paul Hollywood! More of Dave's noises! Valentine's Day cockroaches! Paul's aggression! VHRS! Dave is on "Risk! True Tales Boldly Told" podcast! Thanks Taj Easton! Inert vs Inate! Paul loves to be Devil's Advocate! So much bitching! DNA test surprises! Incest is best! Bad mechanics! The unmitigated gall! McCrispy Crematoriums! Episode Links (In Order): Saint Valentine's Day Massacre! Intussusception! "For the Love of DILFs"! "For the Love of DILFs" Review! Name a Cockroach After Your Ex on Valentine's Day! Dave's "Risk! True Tales Boldly Told" Episode! Taj Easton's Website! Woman's DNA Test Surprise! Rachel Dratch as Qrplt*xk! Man Sees Own Car Driven to McDonald's by Mechanic! McDonald's to Take Down "McCrispy" Sign Near Crematorium! Music Credit! Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 Drew Toynbee Made Us a Fantastic New Podcast Trailer, "MILF Manor" is Cringy ASF, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 55:46
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: American Pie! Belly button lint! Amy Sedaris night on the podcast! Dave's fan girl moments! No cold calling! Pasta salad and herbs! OMFG! A POTENTIAL MURDOCH MYSTERIES SET VISIT! Hard Pecker cheese! Drew Toynbee's amazing new trailer for us! His name is DREW, NOT WILL! We can't wait for Picard Season 3! 4K Videos, please! Leonard has cancer! It's highly treatable! Farts have increased, however! Where in the world is Dave's fancy masturbator?! Dildo store manager! Something went wrong in the deconstruction! "MILF Manor" is actually a thing! Jeremy! DILF Island would be very wrong...! Bill and Susan! Kangaroos! McSpaghetti! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! The Day the Music Died! Drew Toynbee's Website! Sequel Pitch Podcast! Dave's Episode of Sequel Pitch! MILF Manor! MILF Island! Paraglider Attacked by Kangaroo! Spaghettification! Music Credit! Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 "The Last of Us" Gay Bear Love Story of Bill and Frank, Gross Calendars, and Man Spends $2 Million/Year to be 18 Again! 39:02
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Master and servant! Dave's mesh belly shirt! Boot camp! "The Jerry Springer Show"! Trash TV shows! More NASA bad luck! "For All Mankind" is still incredible! To avoid any "The Last of Us" spoilers, please go to the following time: 13:03! Dave's emotions! Holly Marie Combs is awesome! Fred and Ethel Mertz hated each other! "Reboot" is cancelled! "King of the Hill" has annoying characters! RIP Annie Wersching! RIP Cindy Williams! RIP Lisa Loring! Hedgehogs with wigs! Gross calendars! Why would you want a cat balls calendar? Only $2 million/year for an 18-year-old body! Episode Links (In Order): Depeche Mode - Master and Servant! Space Shuttle Columbia Disaster! Cat Balls Calendar! Crapping Dogs Calendar 1! Crapping Dogs Calendar 2! Nature's Cock Shots Calendar! White Dog Poop! $2 Million/Year for 18-Year-Old Body! Music Credit! Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 Paul's Super High Friday Night Shenanigans, Justin Roiland's "Rick and Morty" Meltdown, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 53:19
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Friday surprises! Blowing loads in one shot! Paul hates the Aughts! Paul's accents! Mead! Paul's grooming! Paul loves his weeds! Palm leaves! Table inserts! Awful NASA anniversaries! Text message fun! 4D Cinema fun! Feel around! Paul is doobietastic! Justin Roiland is a huge bag of douche! Extra tartar sauce! Google creators sucked at naming their platform! Pepé Le Pew was a rapist! Paul's bologna song! Dung beetles! Koala STDs! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Apollo 1 Disaster! Space Shuttle Challenger Disaster! Space Shuttle Columbia Disaster! You Have Lung Cancer! Merry Christmas! 4dx Movie Theaters are the Next Best Thing to Being in the Film! "Kentucky Fried Movie" Feel-Around! Music Credit! Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 Leonard's Vet Issues, "The Last of Us" is Amazing, and George Santos' Huge Brass Balls Part Deux! 53:44
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Homosexual singing birds! It's been a hot minute! January sucks! Peanut butter jelly time! Leonard's poops! Heathers! Vets cost money! Fashion show hunger games! Our take on "The Last of Us"! Scary prologues! We also love "For All Mankind"! Flat earth stupidity! This fucking guy! Leonard! Beef stew! Deteriorating! Episode Links (In Order): The History of the US can fit in one of Pluto's orbits! Sean Connery on Barbara Walters! Tom Selleck on Rosie O'Donnell! Music Credit! Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 Rejected Ontario Licence Plates, Funeral Director Sentenced to 20 Years for Selling Body Parts, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 54:54
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul's singing! "King of the Hill" doobie sessions! Age differences! Book store vibrators! Orgasm discounts! Rejected Ontario licence plates! Dave's bum eye! We love "Drop Dead Gorgeous"! "Wednesday" tattoo fail! Tit tattoos! Gay Noah Schnapp! Dead body parts! Necrophilia ain't sexy! "South Park" unintentional hilarity! You stupid bitch! Todd and Julie Chrisley are GOING TO PRISON! Trivia! Vending machine cake! Tapey the tape worm! Broadway gays! Chris Hansen is cheesy asf! Happy Birthday, Lauren! Happy insurrection day! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Ontario's rejected licence plates for 2022! "Wednesday" tattoo fail! Colorado Funeral Home owner sentenced to 20 years for selling body parts! Music Credit! Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 Happy New Year 2023, Paul's Anger at Rolling Stone's The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time, and George Santos' Huge Brass Balls! 54:27
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: HAPPY NEW YEAR! Pooping your pants! More French numbers! Blizzards! Excess packaging! Side effects! It's actually "Hendrick's Gin"! Daddy! Charcuterie! "Violent Night" was fantastic! We also loved "Knives Out", and "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery"! "Welcome to Chippendales" was also amazing! Paul not impressed by Rolling Stone's The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time! Leonard! Pudding poop! George Santos' HUGE brass balls! Episode Links (In Order): Blizzard of 77! Rolling Stone's The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time! George "I'm a Fraud" Santos! Music Credit! Opening music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 A Very Special Podcast Crossover Episode with: Caitlyn and Cassie from PNW Haunts & Homicides! 1:31:44
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
1 Woman Can't Figure Out How to Eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange, Our Christmas Traditions, and Friday Night Christmas Trivia Time! 55:19
Send us a text This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Silent Night! Amy Sedaris night! Lilly and Leonard! Disney mascots! Leonard! Pudding poops! Feline irritable bowel syndrome! Mississauga Animal Hospital! Paul's power moves! Dumpy Trump digital trading cards! Money laundering! Terry's Chocolate Oranges! Paul's pronunciations! Peppermint candy canes! Nay to spearmint! Succulent Chinese meal! Bacon! Nom nom nom! Davey downer! Da-vaad and Paoulll! Dave turns into a Karen at the voting booth! Christmas trivia! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Ayds Diet! Eating a Terry's Chocolate Orange! The Bowdabra! Creepy Dean Martin Christmas Special Santa Dancers! Music Credit! Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay ! Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!…
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