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Episode Description: Jessica B. Harris may have been born and raised in New York City, but she has Tennessee roots through her father and has spent much of her life split between homes in the Northeast and the South – specifically New Orleans. For more than fifty years, she has been a college professor, a writer, and a lecturer, and her many books have earned her a reputation as an authority on food of the African Diaspora, as well as a lifetime achievement award from the James Beard Foundation. A few years back, Netflix adapted her book, High on the Hog: A Culinary Journey from Africa to America , into a 4 part docuseries. And I’m very proud to say that she’s a longtime contributor to Southern Living with a regular column called The Welcome Table. This episode was recorded in the Southern Living Birmingham studios, and Sid and Jessica talked about her mother’s signature mac and cheese, the cast-iron skillet she’d be sure to save if ever her house were on fire, and her dear friend, the late New Orleans chef Leah Chase. For more info visit: southernliving.com/biscuitsandjam Biscuits & Jam is produced by : Sid Evans - Editor-in-Chief, Southern Living Krissy Tiglias - GM, Southern Living Lottie Leymarie - Executive Producer Michael Onufrak - Audio Engineer/Producer Jeremiah McVay - Producer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…

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Imagine the most adult children you know – discussing the environmental impact of menstruation cups one minute and making poop jokes the next. That’s Doug and that’s Alice. Two friends who decided to Always Be Recording. He’s a filmmaker, and she’s a college English professor. Their chemistry is accidental. And so is this auditory compendium of their verbal musings. You are invited to join their lighthearted conversational romps through all of life's absurdities.

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Ep. 245: Two Nerd Juicers in a Really Big Mighty Meaty Pizza Treat 1:09:43

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Alice is unfortunately ill this week, but Will.he.is has (figuratively) stepped into her shoes to co-host with Doug this week. They'll discuss a bunch of questions only...ahem, Will can answer, as well as the debut of the game "Meat or Myth." They cap off the episode with every single delicious and/or weird thing imminently coming to you at restaurants and store shelves with "New Yum City." Other discussion topics may include: - Do men brag about the amount of pee that comes out of them? - How Hello Kitty can make anyone interested in wearing makeup - Testicular bicycle dangers, featuring the Meaty Blues - Does anyone REALLY like cotton candy? - The (hopefully) upcoming Blue Mouthed Food Club…

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Ep. 244: Two Presbyterian Pescatarians in an Actual Sausage Party 45:21

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There's a lot of talk about currency and puzzle terminology this episode. But just so you don't think Doug and Alice have completely turned over a new leaf, they absolutely say the word "sausage" more than has ever been said in a non-pork-specific podcast. So much sausage, y'all. Sweet, savory, spicy, Vienna. It's all covered in this one. Other discussion topics may include: - How to properly get into a spread eagle position at the gym. Like a lady. - Is Def Comedy Jam short for Def Comedy Jamboree? - Elusive doughnuts - Remembering the time Tom Hanks defused a bomb and slapped another celebrity, or something. - Which steamed sausage casing looks the most like a condom?…

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Ep. 243: Two Anne Hathaways in a Suffocating Bug Trap 40:53

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We're all lucky to still have Alice around after her near-death bug trap experience this past week. Luckily a Backstreet Boys-featured musical has been the cure for what ailed her. Other discussion topics: - Is it time for another live-action Flintstones movie? - The possibly true (but likely not) story of the first person to dip fries in a Wendy's Frosty - How to play a slug like an ocarina - Paul McCartney vs. The Swede - Is your deep freeze big enough for your loved one? You know, just in case?…

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Ep. 242: Two Wrecking Ball Fireworks in an Unvisible Screen 45:47

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The NBA Playoffs have been going on for what seems like forever, and Alice was able to pull herself away from a scrapbooking endeavor to watch her first game. There's also some talk about computer shopping and domestic finance. Yes, this is adulthood, folks. We all need to get used to it. Other discussion topics may include: - Dongles - A basement escort - Cocker - Taking advantage of a browser's incognito mode - Yak butter And exactly zero of those are anything dirty, so looks like you need to grow up, too.…

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Ep. 241: Two Intentional Bed Poopers in a Classic Painting, But Better 54:52

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This week's episode sees the long-awaited return of Semi-Recent Semi-Decent News, featuring incredible journalistic integrity, thought provoking stories, and more poop than you could shake a stick at. Or would want to. Also, Alice got a much deserved promotion, so please congratulate her! Even if Doug will never remember her new job title. Other discussion topics may include: - Terminal degrees: Sad or heartwarming? - A 98-year old war hero still being a hero - What are your favorite f words? - Gas tank chicken nuggets - Sperm racing…

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Ep. 240: Two God Dogs in a Jack Mack Heart Attack 43:09

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This week Doug asks Alice some much anticipated, very important questions. They involve God, rivals, and, of course, bologna sandwiches. Alice teaches Doug about translucent babies, and he does not take it well. Other discussion topics may include: - Has Michael J. Fox ever sung a song? - Turning retired rats into delicious milk - The sounds of tortoise sex - Eleven is way too many members for an upstart band - Vagina Havin' Sleep Walkin' Mamas.…

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Ep. 239: Two Hillbilly Effigies in a Forbidden Love Story 45:09

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This week Alice and Doug pull up the ol' random topic generator and test their ability to talk about made-up holidays, strange movies, and more. It goes pretty well, except for Alice giving the audience a Star Wars spoiler (no, not that one) and Doug admitting to spraying fake vomit in a church. Other discussion topics may include: - Which of the 16 Star Wars TV series is your favorite? - Changing the Jaws score to scat music - What food looks disgusting but tastes delicious? - Swiss Army Man Knife: Big Dan - Anyone know how to get ahold of Yo Yo Ma for personal appearances?…

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Ep. 238 - Two 26-Pound Cats in a Play That Goes Wrong 49:55

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This week Alice is moved by an Indianapolis surprise while Doug celebrates wrapping up the Harry Potter movie franchise. There's also some weird Jesus/Four-Twenty/Hitler stuff for everyone else. Other discussion topics may include: - The desire the watch more shows alongside John Larroquette - What is your favorite song called "Power of Love"? - How to stalk unsuspecting geese - A theory that the IRS won't be checking anyone's taxes this year* - How loud is too loud to chomp on bones and cartilage while staying in an Airbnb? *Follow this theory at your own peril…

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Ep. 237: Two Iconic Soundtracks in a Twenty-Year Gap 41:19

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Alice has some very conflicting feelings about Severance. Doug has very conflicting feelings about Alice's very conflicting feelings about Severance. It's a whole to-do. Other discussion topics may include: - Tree elevators vs. Brothels - What are Mario, Luigi, and company up to these days? - It's 2025 and OJ Simpson jokes are as good as ever - White Castle airplane sex - WHY ISN'T THERE A MYST MOVIE?…

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Ep. 236: Two Phroggy Pacemakers in a Rat-Friendly Carrot Cake 40:35

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Heard any good news lately? If not, you've come to the right place. This week Doug and Alice seek to shine a little light into this recently darkened world without positive stories from around the world. Unfortunately, hearing about saving babies' lives and heroic vermin might make them question their own value. It's a win-win, really. Other discussion topics may include: - "Translucent Baby Skin" and other phrases that should never be said again - Could there be a menacing murderer living in your attic? - Happy birthday to the guy who guest starred in the first episode of Hot in Cleveland - Are nonprofits only run by non-prophets? - Really old sex news…

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Ep. 235: Two Robot Bees in a Swiss Spaghetti Harvest 48:46

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In this episode Alice and Doug take a look at comptrollers, caulking, and work-related virtual reality implementation. You know, real adulty type matters. But not all this week's topics are so sophisticated. They also discuss chocolate butter, ancient Greek sugar daddies, and NSFW virtual reality implementation. And they do it all like gangbusters. Other discussion topics may include: - How much do you believe Toronto's reporting of Japan's research? - Cross breeding grapes, and other ways of playing God - Enjoying robots while they're still just toys and assistants - Ben and Jerry: Busting caps in the competition since 1978 - What is John Wilkes Booth's EGOT status?…

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Ep. 234: Two Vagina Monologues in a Unique Cooling Sensation 59:35

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It's time for an appetizer of "What's That Finger," followed by a main course of "New Yum City." Whether slurping down some cocktail sauce or seeking foot-long tortilla chips, grab a plastic or metal fork, extend your tongue, scrape your teeth, and let's get crackin'. Enjoy your meal! Just leave anything cotton candy flavored out of this. Other discussion topics may include: - Little Debbie's political leanings, or lack thereof - How to get drunk off a sleeve of Pringles - Australian McDonald's : Wacky or Ingenious? - The middle aged and cranky Spice Girl - Have ramen noodles gone too far?…

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Ep. 233: Two Jaw, Ear, Spine, and Skull Doctors in a Meat Lover's Burrito 43:32

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Alice and Doug babble on about clicky headphones/skulls and delicious, community-ordered hamburgers. Also, they might accidentally get Mrs. Shen arrested. And what household name owes his success to a $5 correspondence course and way-too-expensive bagel equipment? You'll see. Other discussion topics may include: - Multisyllabic sneezes - Coldplay covering Reba McEntire...? - Dislocated eyeballs (nobody look that up) - Gas station taco hubris - Gingerbread poutine. Or something like it.…

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Ep. 232: Two Fabulous Foxes in a Caramelized Leek Dip 53:00

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Ep. 232: Two Fabulous Foxes in a Caramelized Leek Dip Alice and Doug recently took a very pretentious trip to St. Louis, where they took in some culture, fine cuisine, and a questionable lodging situation. Doug also learned about adding flavors to hot drinks, while Alice took on a new food addiction. And remember, friends. You're not just some flat piece of toast. You're a full chunk of French bread. Other discussion topics may include: - Herniated disc jelly - The difference between colonoscopists and baptmizvahs - Spit on that thang: Build-A-Bear edition - Drunk Shakespeare - Foot or Butt - which wears the sexier thong?…

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Ep. 231: Two Bald Headed Waiters/Servants in an Altered EGOT 56:36

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Everything from slaughterhouses to Melania Gibson is covered in this extremely educational episode of Going Terribly. Along the way, Alice and Doug make a (slightly too late) Curb Your Enthusiasm pitch and reminisce about marching band. Which, of course, everyone was in back in high school. Other discussion topics may include: - Did a first lady lose a limb in the White House? - Lord of the Lethal Weapons - Does a one-day old antelope have eyeballs? - How Interview with the Vampire could be a great pre-op educational tool - Larry David meets the Berenstain Bears…

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Ep. 230: Two Miniature Octogenarians in a Friday Night Dinner 45:21

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This week Alice and Doug partake in an epic debate on timepieces. It's every bit as ridiculous and incorrigible as you are imagining. Elsewhere, you can expect to hear about dog bites, tiny old (possibly creepy?) old men, and the eightest cent butt you've ever seen. Other discussion topics may include: - Professional wrestling legend Tea Leoni - Proper usage of the popular expression "To feel in one's taint" - Guard cats and rottweiler ghosts - Would the Harry Potter movies have been better with Sean Astin? - Pumping that nickel…

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Ep. 229: Two Impossible Sliders in a Fun Group of Nuns 34:52

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This episode is not brought to you by White Castle. No matter how much or for how long Doug and Alice sing its praises, we can not stress to you enough that White Castle is not a sponsor of Going Terribly. There is no affiliation. There are no favors being passed. There is no secret agreement. They just really love White Castle, okay? Other discussion topics may include: - The cats have not yet earned microphones - Should your birthday change when you move? - Classic swing tunes, such as the NewsRadio theme song - Is 43 too old to say "horsey"? - When tramp stamps meet classic literature…

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Ep. 228: Two Leg Massagers in a Thousand Island Dressing 32:04

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Alice survived her surgery! That's really all you need to know. And my, what a great reason to listen. Squishy disc, be gone! Other discussion topics may include: - The fine line between good bedside manner and accidental - How much hospital Pepsi is societally acceptable post surgery? - Becoming a backup singer for hospital equipment - Dolly Parton making us all wait - Mickey Mouse as a hospital roommate…

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Ep. 227: Two Dirty Chai Lattes in a Variation of the Tail 56:31

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This episode was going to be dedicated to the 1980s sitcom 227. But more pressing matters are upon us, as Alice is facing surgery tomorrow morning and Doug has a garage door to fix. Sorry, Jackee. Other discussion topics may include: - A world flag featuring all the major countries, such as Baklava - Grindstoned noses, greased elbows, and other cliche body alterations - What is your favorite slow ballad to tap dance to? - Appointment beheadings are really big these days - Offending fluids…

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Ep. 226: Two Carolina Bean Snakes in a Pan of Chicken McNachos 53:04

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Alice and Doug recently took on The 12 Days of Carrey, where they watched Jim Carrey movies for 12 straight days. That's the second half of the episode, so you've been warned. But don't worry. The first half has plenty of fart, poop, and other butt related stuff like usual. Other discussion topics may include: - Restaurant floor dining - Lou Bega and the American flag coming together in perfect harmony - A critique of garbage salads - Duane Johnson Soup - Alice's across the pond artistic debut!…

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Ep. 225: Two Wrestling Ventriloquists in a Return of a Popular 1960s Cereal 36:18

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It's Doug's birthday, and Alice has a super cool niche surprise for him that you all can take two minutes out of your lives and humor Doug for. Because if you make it that far, you'll also have heard the "crudest, most disgusting thing" Alice has ever heard. Really, everyone gets a present. Other discussion topics may include: - Could your doctor also be a spy? - Inadvertent Costco tease PTSD - Bonus New Yum City! - What do aspirin and heroin have in common? Spoiler: Nearly everything - Beethoven's Turd Movement…

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Ep. 224: Two Herniated Doughnuts in a Body Juice Drive 53:48

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Welcome to New Yum City! Doug introduces us to new and upcoming snacks. Meanwhile, Alice considers upcoming surgery, if the American healthcare system can ever fix itself. And the cats have learned some chicken bone tricks. Other discussion topics may include: - A new wishbone proposal: whoever gets the bigger half will be extra happy in the bedroom - Cats have "emotions." Who knew? - Valentine's Day is trying to steal all of Christmas's traits - We need more chicken nugget shapes - Is the Nutty Buddy Cream Pie the dirtiest sounding Little Debbie snack?…

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Ep. 223: Two French Executioners in an MRI Sing-along 47:50

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Alice's search for answers about her ongoing pain have led her to MRIs. Doug's search for answers about nonsense have led him to the Norman Conquest. Very interesting times indeed. Other discussion topics may include: - How fat thighs and large breasts can make it hard to fly - Some bad news for the goodest boys - Ever cared to taste a salamander? You will. - The home shopping network that's not The Home Shopping Network - Who holds the ceremonial giant scissors at beheadings?…

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Ep. 222: Three Pugnacious Cheese Packers in a New Poo Zoo 1:21:08

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Alice and Doug welcome back special guest Wendy Brown in this New Year's extravaganza. Doug puts Alice and Wendy's stress levels to the ultimate test. But Alice might be too (prescription) drugged up to feel the stress. Plus, is Wendy too kind for roller derby? Does Doug know *any* U.S. state capitals? And has Alice been watching the Saw movies too much? All this and more as we ring in 2025 in Terrible style. Other discussion topics may include: - New Year's festivities like fireworks, parades, and neighborhood gunshots - Drew Carey's napping assistant - The best thing before sliced bread - What if Sir Anthony Hopkins really is a cannibal? - Time is Crazy!!…

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Ep. 221: Three Bakers Named Kate in a Lit Elf Party 1:16:39

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Andy Jones joins Doug and Alice for his second Christmas special, regardless of how Doug remembers things. Together, they play some holiday games and, of course, talk about Alice's poop a little. Can you guess which Christmas movies are family friendly and which are...absolutely not? You might be surprised. Other discussion topics may include: - Is 80 tabs too many to have open? - A tattoo based on a huge dining mistake - Potentially questionable stationery collections - Christmas themed crimes and injuries - The coolest celebration tradition in all of college basketball…

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Ep. 220: Two Jalapeno Poopers in a Collection of Lost Teeth 46:39

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New segments are introduced. But overall it's the same ol' same ol'. Come learn some stuff about poop. Sadly, Alice does not pee her pants this episode. - Alice's exciting new hobby that she most definitely would not have paid for - Who would listen to a Schindler's List live watch along? - Trash ramen is not trash - Poop gloves: What would they be to you? - The pros and cons of a partially smart house…

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Ep. 219: Two Generic Cowboy Men in a Two-Story Cat Bed 39:21

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Alice is back! And Doug is here! Going Terribly is back on track with its usual two hosts, perhaps out of fear the guest hosts over the past few weeks might be gunning for their jobs. Where would that hit them on a 1-10 pain scale? Who's to say? But they'll cover said scale, along with possible kitten names, and more in this comeback episode. Big time suburbanite stuff inside. And before it's all over, someone might just pee a little. Other discussion topics may include: - Famous blues magician Muddy Johnson - Where/how would your intestine hang out, and why would anyone ask that? - The deliciousness of a Cyclone Supreme pizza - The most painful idea for a tattoo ever? - Disney vs. Joel Osteen: To whom would you listen regarding your pet's death?…

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Ep. 218: Two Dead and/or Canadian Celebrities in a Double Black Friday Event 55:35

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Well, it's Alice's turn to go on vacation. Er, be out sick. So William/Will/A Random Fellow is filling in to try to make sure Doug doesn't screw everything up while she's gone. Doug has a game prepared, but Will is ready and has brought along his own. Who takes control of the show? It's the ultimate battle of wills. Well, battle of Will and Doug, rather. Other discussion topics may include: - A special visit from one of the creators of possibly the worst PSP game ever made (no, really!) - Some possible names for the new Terrible Kittens - A healthy post-Thanksgiving serving of bullcrap pie - Why Celebrity Price is Right would be really stupid and really fantastic - Stormy Pinkness…

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Ep. 217: Two Malice Rolls in a Holiday Greeting from Ryan Reynolds 40:58

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It's two days before Thanksgiving, and Alice and Doug have a lot to be thankful for. And yet, somehow all they could really think of was Ryan Reynolds. But there is a big surprise later in the episode (well, technically two!) that will be more than enough reason to stick around. Other discussion topics may include: - Did you know America's Funniest Home Videos is still on the air? - How humane society trips are like sex - Making cakes out of hamburgers. Or vice versa. - Is a toaster a good gift to get for the celebrity who has it all? - What in the world is a Rizzler?…

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Ep. 216: Two Boob Plates in a Bathroom Horror Story 54:53

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Doug is back! And he brought most of his voice with him! But, most importantly, Alice just had her first mammogram. And, number two* in importance, today is World Toilet Day. So enjoy plenty of scatological goodness. Other discussion topics may include: - Can you overdose on Theraflu? - Better band name: The Horizontal Shelf or A Ketchup Bidet? - A heckuva Donald Duck pooping impression - Plungers hanging from the ceiling - An entire lasagna *heh…

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Ep. 215: Two Feuding Sisters in a Grilling Boudoir Photo 34:44

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Doug has fallen ill, but Going Terribly wasn't about to miss a week. So, for the first time ever, there's a guest host! Naem Madi is on board to help out while offering his own twist of fun with the musical "Naem That Tune." Meanwhile, Alice offers insights on Hollywood celebrity family feuds (not of the Steve Harvey variety) and Hemingway/Bible/colon connections. But Doug does offer a couple of notes from the grave. Er, sidelines. So you won't be completely free of him. Other discussion topics may include: - Who is Bella Thorne to you? - The downside to snakeskin soap - Have you forgotten about Dre? - Would you rather win one fewer Oscar than your sister or just go ahead and die? - Ryan Gosling wasn't available…

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Ep. 214: Two Thrown Away Votes in an Unnecessary Book Report 53:27

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This Sunday is Alice's birthday! With Alice hitting the big 4-0, Doug digs up a bunch of stuff from Alice's birth year that might make her and Steve Guttenberg feel a little old. Like Who's the Boss and Depends. Doug presents a couple of games and even tries his hand at Alice's most popular segment. Other discussion topics may include: - The disappointment that spinal taps aren't as serious or dangerous as they sound - Purse Suer vs. Purse Sewer - which is the worse pun? - The 1984 hit Seinfeld movie - It Takes Two: Electric Boogaloo - Lots and lots of quantum stuff. Or not. Better grab a pocket calculator just in case.…

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Ep. 213: Three Tapeworm Ghosts in a Spoopy Sex Cruise Story 1:25:39

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Happy Halloween! Alice and Doug invite Kevin Roach to the show for his annual Halloween episode. This year they debate which horror movie villains they'd bed (spoiler: The Predator has some sexy abs) and recite a brand new scary story. They also discuss the merits of a travel bidet (or two!) and wonder if Pat Morita could have convincingly played a small town sheriff. Other discussion topics may include: - The dark side of Dr. Seuss - Auntie Lee's Meat Pies - When on a vibrating boat, are you more likely to poop yourself, orgasm, or gently fall asleep? - That time Hitler unwittingly left some DNA in a sausage mixer - Honestly, more routine cannibalism talk than should be comfortable…

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Ep. 212: Two Feuding Hollywood Sisters in a Butt Update 45:54

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This week Alice leaves her scheduled colonoscopy up to a Facebook vote while Doug scours app stores for strange Fitbit alternatives. This is adulting in 2024. Other discussion topics may include: - Why isn't there a play or musical based on the 1987 cinematic classic Mannequin? - Maybe a little too much Enrique - Are you wealthy enough to afford cameras in your medication? - All the things about Ernest Hemingway that rose...and didn't. - It's Mrs. Shen's birthday!!!…

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Ep. 211: Two Spudges™ in a Requiem for a Ream 48:29

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Alice has a colonoscopy coming up. Somehow this isn't the first topic she and Doug discuss. But once they get on her butt, boy, does it prove difficult to get off. Other discussion topics may include: - Completely unrelated Tummy Trouble - Turkey Testicle Festical - Would you trust a biology teacher/realtor to perform routine surgeries in your home? - Attempting to hold friends hostage using really comfortable furniture - Steroids might get a bad rep, but goodness, do they make your face skin lovely.…

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Ep. 210: Two Disappointing Elephant Ears in an Unexpected Street Festival 49:40

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Could you imagine if today were Julia Roberts's birthday?! It's not, but could you just IMAGINE?!?! Elsewhere in this week's episode, Doug and Alice just got back from St. Louis (and TO the future!), and now they're ready to find some fowl balls or other unusual body parts to devour at the West Side Nut (heh) Club Fall Festival. Other discussion topics may include: - Keep ketchup off your hot dogs - What do you do once you've tried every flavor of every brand of sparkling water? Is it just over now? - Near universal praise for Costco...except for a troubling recent move in their chicken packaging - Jame Doody Dench - Revisiting the time certain adult toys may have been lost in a matter of national security…

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Ep. 209: Two Booty Shots in a Case of Light Taiwanese Insurance Fraud 49:18

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September's over, so wake up and join Doug and Alice as they consider alternate Barry Manilow fandom names, question their new home's bathroom setup, and, most importantly, celebrate a special 100th birthday. Plus why does the international market have so many cooler RC products than we do? Other discussion topics may include: - A nostalgic start to a life long love affair with cheese curds - Dropping your drawers in a grocery store - Supper bullying - The Sound of Music vs. West Side Story - How's your classic movie trivia? - Relentlessly trying to get noticed by well endowed people…

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Ep. 208: Two HoMEOWners in a Trip Down a Rabid Hole 43:22

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Doug and Alice have been doing a lot of burying of ledes lately, and it's time for all the news to finally come out. Major life changes have occurred. Are they shrouded in murder or in tradition? There's only one way to find out.* Other discussion topics may include: - Life is a lot more bearable when you picture all your finances in board game money - A celebration of Eckerty, Indiana, if it does indeed exist - Your garage and bathroom don't need TVs, but wouldn't it be cool? - How to rid your own cabbage patch of those darn babies - Pleasantville, Stepford, or Get Out - what's your ideal neighborhood? *Okay, we suppose a second way could be to watch for arrest reports, but you're slightly more likely to get some bathroom talk here.…

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Ep. 207: Two Creepy, Yet Kinda Romantic Pickup lines in a 9-Stool Root Beer Stand 44:23

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Alice teaches us about the differences between Chinese language and symbols, as well as differences in sign languages between countries, including accents! Meanwhile, Doug makes a joke about Mario's penis. Other discussion topics may include: - A literally childish alien obsession - Is there anyone who uses a letter as a first name who isn't successful? - A computer literally tries to take over the episode (it's happening) - How smarmy are you allowed to be when narrating a corny joke book? - Happy birthday to the U.S. Constitution...for better or worse.…

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Ep. 206: Two Thick Ass Thieves in a Hollow Masterpiece 46:47

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It's a Great Day with Doug, even if by force. Enjoy a trio of film directors' birthdays, some great news regarding Alice's band, and Doug gushing about his favorite musician. And even Barry Manilow. Other discussion topics may include: - The Sound of Music meets West Side Story in a battle to the death - Try to name a non-sweet food that wouldn't be great on mashed potatoes. You can't. - Should Quentin Tarantino write a musical? - The phrase "milk ejection time" is used, so you probably want to get to the bottom of that. - You know you've made it as a band when Rotel dip is your opening act…

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Ep. 205: Two San Diego Periodontists in a Cool, Dark, Dry Place 46:40

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Alice has been a bonehead again. Doug almost had a tree crash down on his. It went terribly lately, but they're still hanging in there. They just can't pronounce anything correctly. You'll see. Other discussion topics may include: - Why Rick Moranis retired from acting - Buttery salty fingies at the furniture store - How to brush your teeth. Or maybe how not to. It's really up in the air. - Storing things in your prickly ash - One of Dr. Pepper's 23 flavors might be tomato, and that's enough to give up on the world, isn't it?…

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Ep. 204: Two Roadside Giraffes in a Quest to Acquire Lost Dignity 44:12

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It's time to generate some random topics! Just what have Doug and Alice been breaking and losing lately? Besides hearts and farts, of course. Find out in this butt flap vibrating episode. Start your engines and form your nethers. And watch out for shatnel. It's Going Terribly. Other discussion topics may include: - Delivery robots who demand to be taken seriously - Have you heard women can both own land AND vote now? Progress is being made, folks. - Costco samples vs. outright theft - What's something commonly do today that you think people will wonder why anyone would ever do that fifty years from now? - The Physics of Pharts…

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Ep. 203: Two Small Herzegovinas in a Cream Cheese Downpour 48:49

42 weeks тому48:49

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Alice and Doug recently returned from St. Louis. There was art, food, shopping, and, of course, IKEA. Now they're back to tell you all about it while also touching on scrambled pancakes and the difference between anuses and rectums. Other discussion topics may include: - Stale corn nuts and the palpating innards that accompany them - Controversial ice cream jokes - Which is the worse kind of nursery - a plant store or a baby store? - Bacon Medusa - The sickest Bosnian coffee jingle you're likely to hear all day…

Going Terribly

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Ep. 202: Two Brown Chickens and/or Cows in a Pistachio Ice Cream Lawsuit 50:55

43 weeks тому50:55

50:55

It's time to take a trip down to New Yum City! Doug and Alice discuss recent and upcoming tasty (and/or really weird) treats. Honestly, why do other countries' McDonalds and KFCs have such amazing menu items? Step it up, America! Other discussion topics may include: - Caramel, gyro, and other relationship threatening words - Why don't we drink any animal's milk other than cows? - Powder filled chips and candies - School anxiety dreams - BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVORED THINGS ARE A HORRIBLE LIE…

Going Terribly

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Ep. 201: Two Spicy Pho King Cousins in a Furniture Store Date Night 52:36

44 weeks тому52:36