For the season finale of You're Weird, Tonya and Heather read some choice sex toy reviews and hear stories from two ends of the internet dating spectrum. Trips to the E.R., calling the cops, horror movies, and mattresses on the floor. This one's got it all, folks.

Tonya and Heather are joined by Rachel (AKA Rae [AKA Glynn's perfect girlfriend]) and they attempt to poke holes in Glynn's story. Rachel provides free therapy, Tonya provides advice that her husband won't take, and Heather provides a burp into the microphone.

Tonya and Heather welcome their first weirdo guest, Glynn (AKA DJ Dick Fingers [AKA Tricky Dick]). Together they discuss the most important issues facing Americans today, like how Costco is getting rid of their hotdogs. Tonya and Heather become enraged to discover Glynn and their partner Rachel have a perfectly harmonious living situation. This ins…

Tonya and Heather talk about their embarrassing sexual awakenings, imaginary elven boyfriends, and fifth grade fails.

Heather doesn't like cuckolding, Tonya doesn't like spanking, but everybody loves secret languages.

Heather and Tonya talk about showering with an inflatable alien, moms who don't respect boundaries, and the worst teachers of all time.

Tonya and Heather discuss their ideal Franken-partners, diaper boys, and Ambien.

Tonya and Heather talk about discovering masturbation, sexual hangups (or lack thereof), naked moms, and butts.