Also, Kaiser won't tell me the cost of medicine til they charge me for it, the failed promise of Eraser Mate pens and get yo handz out my almonds!

also, we had an encounter with Mean Shelly again

also, if Carla ain't got it, we don't need it!

also, do you shave your legs when you have goosebumps?

WWGTD (What would Grandma Thien do?)

our christmas tree lights went out, our smoke alarm went off, Carolyn dropped an egg and we witnessed toxic masculinity

Also, Frankie's been crying while pooing, what's your airport drop-off etiquette?, and we've been watching Prison Brides which is a fantastic television show.

and stuff my mum says..

also, please, be more like Ivy

also, our toaster oven caught on fire and realtors be desperate!

i currently have 8 credit cards AND i shoulda never skipped leg day

also: Frankie 9, Window Screens 0; Lennox didn't wear a costume but went trick-or-treating anyway; and do you refrigerate your tomatoes and/ or apples?

i dont wanna be that guy but yet i am that guy..

also, book readers don't be respecting us magazine readers!

How much is a friendship worth? $1.40 per year.

also, Frankie: The Escape Artist

also, i still don't want to go shooting with my co-worker

Also, which emoji do you send to someone getting divorced?

also, do you warsh your chicken?

and, how many pillows is too many pillows?

And, the accident was 100% my fault.

Also, Carolyn is using makeup with snail leavins as an ingredient

Lizard Lips thinks we should have 2 locks on our front door

Also, i didn't brush before seeing the dentist, there's a piano at Kaiser, Walden Farms coffee creamer is terrible, Carolyn bought herself a ring on Temu for $1.19 and she killed spider eggs.

have we all had enough of rocks flying out of the back of trucks?!

Couples Chat Cheat Sheet

Also, I'm cutting the cord for a different, less expensive cord

also, Carolyn is on the Jamie Lee Curtis diet

Also, what's up with people who don't charge their cellular telephones overnite?

Also, cutting your fingernails in the kitchen, drinking pickle juice and how to keep your house cool during the scalding hot summer months

Also, do you loan your co-workers money?

Also, women can't wash off their makeup in the shower, we tried buying a bike for Lennox, and we watched that new Scott Peterson doc. Oh and Carolyn went to the restaurant of the future!

And, Carla does 3 loads of laundry for her cats?!?

We also ate at Dave's Hot Chicken and watched that new Alien movie

i also got my co-worker's digits and doordashers are annoying to fast food workers

Plus, 99% of women use toilet seat covers

Also, my parents asked me for their wifi password

we also went to get pedicures, vince made window screens, and hiding junk food from yo keeedz

Also, now that I'm a member of Costco, I'm too good to shop at the Dollar Tree

Also, we saw a guy's butt at Dollar Tree and we ate Taco Bell's new Cantina Chicken

i also lost 14 lbs in a week

meat trebuchet

Also, Firehouse Subs chili is exactly like Wendy's chili but without the finger

We have reservations for the continental breakfast party of 6

I Will Die On This Hill (re: fast-food opinions)

Also, I'm now cheering spiders on!

Also, Lennox snuck a beef stick into the movie theatre

and what counts as your first kiss?

Also, an egg exploded onto my face!

Also, we know how much $ in social security we'll be getting and it is not a lot.