A group of friends book a cabin in the woods to "party hard" - unaware that the local wildlife likes to party much harder.

A collection of some our favourite bits from the prelude segments of our live show -- fake ads, stories and character pieces -- all brought into the studio for a terrifying makeover and drunkenly stitched together like Frankenstein's weekend. Includes a bonus Tales From The Cutting Room Floor: "I Was A Teenage Wereodactyl"!…

A meteorite discovered in a corn field contains an adorable little alien entity that warms and eats hearts wherever it goes.

A rebellious teenager takes a job at a pit mine on Coal Island, "The Bellybutton of The Pacific," while his father attempts to convince the locals that a series of increasingly powerful earthquakes has placed their island in jeopardy of sinking.

Santa returns to his Workshop with an injured deer, who's been attacked by an unknown assailant outside The Norwegian Research Station just over the hill. Little does he know he's brought back more than an empty sack and a heart full of good cheer...

A serial killer is on the loose, and Detective Dave Caulback is at his wit's end trying to discover who it is, why they're doing what they're doing, how they're doing it, and when it is that they'll do what they do to whomever they plan to do it to next.

No one will believe a precocious young boy when he tells of a hideous, antisocial monster living under his bed.

A mining company employee sent to purchase the land of a stubborn rural family discovers that farm life in the region requires a great deal of hard work...and sacrifice.

An exhausted couple purchases an antique doll to placate their troubled young daughter, unaware that the doll carries with it a terribly predictable curse.

Paul Mailer is a wildly popular children's book author who's just retired his most beloved character, Blunder Bunny. Unfortunately for him, his biggest fan has taken it personally. Terribly personally. Terribly, violently, personally.

The O'Dells have purchased a beautiful home at a rate well below its market value, unaware that they'll be sharing their new residence with a particularly irritating housemate.

Oh hello, I...didn't hear you come in. I suppose you're wondering what that unsettling caterwaul is, pushing through your speakers like a neighbourhood cat climbing through an open window. Well that, dear friends, is a Phantom Signal...beaming twisted tales of terror and madness straight into your head like a dentist drilling into an infected tooth…