The past comes back to haunt our trio. The Duncans start a cult. Max has a lot to chew on. Claire goes dark. Content warnings: surreality, harsh sound effect (1:55), possession, supernatural violence, eye injury, impalement, insectoid appendages, excessive limbs, black blood, spider veins, vomit Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Suppo…

Somewhere may seem like a quaint little surreal suburb - but deep down, it's a city that likes to sink its teeth into you. Especially if you're a hotshot camera-headed rookie investigator with everything to prove and nothing to lose. That's right, it's Stafford Hour. Starring Ian of Shrimp and Crits as Stafford, The Investigator Content warnings: s…

Trees. Trees. Trees. Trees. Trees. Claire plays with fire. The Duncans explain Hyunkaretically physics. Max grabs the wobble. Content warnings: surreality, self injury, blood, deforestation, vocal side panning Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/monsterhour Absurdia by Quinn Majeski: https:…

The trio dredge up municipal secrets at City Hall. Max deduces things. Claire finds found family. The Duncans pop bottles. Content warning: surreality, vocal side panning, clowns, discussion of adoption, missing family, multiple voices (31:20, 36:30), vomiting foley Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on Patreon: https://www.…

Finally free to catch their breath, the trio turn their attention to the big picture. The Duncans find themselves a little foggy. Claire takes a trip down memory lane. Max makes an unsettling discovery. Content warnings: surreality, discussion of mind control, blood, supernatural violence, brief allusions to demonic possession, impaling, body puppe…

The trio race to stop Maxodie before she can abscond with the Bus. Claire negotiates. Duncan punches up. Max embraces the Snarl. Content warnings: surreality, blood, grievous injury, cosmic oblivion, vocal side panning Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/monsterhour Absurdia by Quinn Majesk…

The trio goof around, debate metaphysics, and wax philosophical while sporadically attempting to save the timeline. The Duncans synchronize. Max experiments. Claire commits crimes against choreography. Content warnings: surreality, alcohol huse, vocal side panning (throughout), blood, stabbing Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support…

The trio are visited by the ghost of problems yet to come. Claire self-reflects. Duncan self-connects. Max self-ejects. Content warnings: surreality, harsh sound effect (2:45), discussion of war crimes / genocide, supernatural violence, loss of consciousness, dissociation, loss of speech, vocal side panning (39:15-46:30) Join our Discord: https://d…

The trio piece together the Duncanverse puzzle. Duncan plays both sides. Claire embraces creative problem solving. Max tunes the dial. Content warnings: surreality, vocal side panning (7:00-10:30), discussion of earworms and parasites, blood, apocalyptic themes Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on Patreon: https://www.patre…

Negotiations break down as an interloper crashes the summit. Max calls her shot. Duncan confronts his outer demons. Claire grapples with excessive personal growth. Content warnings: surreality, supernatural violence, missing/lost child, emotional content, vocal side panning (32:50-33:30), heat discussion Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs…

The trio get their sundry birds in a row in preparation for peace talks with City Hall. Claire is reluctantly responsible. Duncan feels the reverb. Max goes full Dankin. Content warnings: surreality, vocal effect (2:15-5:00), toilet humor, swallowing something alive, vocal side panning (22:00, 27:60, 31:50-32:15) This episode is sponsored by Many W…

Everything in Somewhere is coming up Duncan - and no one is safe. Max meets a sexy adversary. Duncan plays defense. Claire gets the last laugh. Content warnings: surreality, harsh sound effects (0:00-6:00), overlapping voices (0:00-6:00), supernatural violence, overlapping voices and side panning (39:20-41:15), loud sound effect (50:30) This episod…

Join us for a return to Monster of the Week with Hannah in the Keeper seat! An extremely peculiar and unsettling trio cross pathes in the remote wilderness camp of Dead Deer Mountain, where the unsetting summer sun heralds a far darker awakening. This episode was made possible thanks to the generous support of our Patreon donors. If you want to sup…

An ascendant bureaucracy puts the screws to Somewhere’s scofflaws and ne’er-do-wells. Duncan goes on the lam. Claire seeks guidance. Max meets the multiverse. Content warnings: surreality, mind control (implied), vocal distortion (20:10, 22:40-35:05) Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/mons…

The trio grapple with their rivals as fallout from the election continues. Max does some self assessment. Claire reconsiders her allegiances. Duncan is Somewhere’s most wanted. Content warnings: surreality, loud sound effect (37:13), multiple voices & side panning (37:30-45:45) Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on Patreon: …

The trio regroup in the aftermath of the Council election. Duncan makes amends. Max experiences personal growth. Claire has done nothing wrong. Content warnings: surreality, scared child, claustrophobia, razor wire cuts, body horror (human body parts on non-human objects) Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on Patreon: https:…

The votes are in. Judgement is rendered. A new power rises. Content warnings: surreality, loud sound effect (37:40), possession, hallucination, mass panic, emotional distress, missing child Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/monsterhour Absurdia by Quinn Majeski: https://quinnm.itch.io/abs…

Paths and fates collide as the final challenge barrels towards a photo finish. Duncan is exposed. Max calls out. Claire keeps her enemies close. Content warnings: surreality, supernatural violence, constriction, blood, involuntary restraint, sexual content, loud sound effect (51:55, 53:05) Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us …

It’s crunch time for the heist and final challenge. Duncan makes a bloody mess. Max gets with the times. Claire forms a limited lovability partnership. Content warnings: surreality, blood, discussion of a church setting, lip smacking foley (7:10), descriptions of sensory overload, body horror (intrusion through a wound), multiple voices / side pann…

The trio search for deliverance deep within the treacherous bowels of city hall. Claire comes to grips. Duncan goes on record. Max is the unknown. Content warnings: surreality, mention of a missing child Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/monsterhour Absurdia by Quinn Majeski: https://quin…

The trio delve into city hall as the final challenge begins. Claire summons her brand ambassadors. Duncan and Max get tubular. Content warnings: sexual explicit discussion, surreality, body distortion, blood, vertigo Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/monsterhour Absurdia by Quinn Majeski:…

The trio employ some unorthodox campaign strategies as the election enters the home stretch. Duncan and Max plan a heist. Claire receives some timely news. Content warnings: surreality, discussion of alcohol The PTA this episode was voiced by Catie from Shrimp & Crits. Get up 50% off your subscription with Magic Mind using promo code: MONSTERHOUR J…

Things get wet and wild as the audience weighs in on the Producers’ second challenge. Max endorses crime. Duncan gets into chants. Claire goes above and beyond. Content warnings: surreality, supernatural violence, vocal distortion (37:35-40:25, 49:25, 55:35), identity crisis, mention of dead bodies, suffocation/downing Get up 50% off your subscript…

Campaign season is heating up - but that’s not only drama in town. Duncan pokes around city hall. Max considers skeletal sabotage. Claire confronts a familiar foe. Content warnings: surreality, vocal distortion (14:45-19:15), body horror (vegetal flesh), disruptive sound effects (36:45, 40:05, 40:45), supernatural violence Join our Discord: https:/…

The Producers’ first challenge has arrived - how will the candidates fare? Max brokers an alliance. Duncan embraces his humanity. Claire meets her matches. Content warnings: surreality, lip smacking foley (7:15), oversized insects, brief discussion of vomiting and fictional health issues The PTA this episode was voiced by Ian Mauldin from Shrimp & …

Candidates and commentators emerge as election season heats up in Somewhere. Duncan visits Main Street. Max courts the youth vote. Claire pursues a big endorsement. Content warnings: surreality, vocal distortion (36:20-43:30), vertigo The PTA this episode was voiced by Johnny and Lauren from The Monster's Playbook, and Cap from Shrimp & Crits. Join…

The trio aim to turn the tables on a newly-vengeful City Council. Max considers the time. Duncan gets to the bottom of the bottle. Claire makes an announcement. Content warnings: surreality, mention of alcohol, vocal distortion / multiple voices (4:00-4:25), vomiting foley (9:15), vocal distortion (28:20-30:35), harsh sound effect (29:40) Join our …

A dark (chocolate) day has arrived in Somewhere. Clære makes her pitch. Maxx embraces caramel. Dunkan has an identity crisis. Content warnings: surreality, toilet humor, body horror (distortion), creepy children, food, apocalyptic themes, brief mention of drug use Our Community Spotlight this week is Shrimp and Crits. Huge thanks to Ian, Cap, Catie…

With the currents of commerce calmed, our trio reappraise their personal assets. Duncan meets his market. Claire receives a formal warning. Max does a vibes thing. Content warnings: surreality, supernatural animal violence Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/monsterhour Absurdia by Quinn Ma…

The recession is nigh as the Cluncanax wreaks havoc at City Hall. Can our trio prevent the Economy from spiraling out of control? Claire commits to the bitcoin. Max wheels and deals. Duncan upsets the balance sheets. Content warnings: surreality, supernatural violence, blood, warfare themes, loud/disruptive sound effect (2:15-3:45, 22:20, 41:25, 42…

The trio prepare for their Voltron moment as the stakes get supersized. Claire spills the ink of her mind brain. Max has Jeremy’s ear. Duncan‘s integrity takes a tumble. Content warnings: surreality, memory loss, vocal distortion (14:30-29:00), loud sound effects (12:15, 23:45, 24:35, 38:15, 44:15), warfare themes, supernatural violence, falling, v…

Our trio's problems continue to grow. Literally. Duncan requests uppies. Max enlists new allies. Claire gets touchy (touchy). Content warnings: surreality, vocal distortion (4:30-11:00, 45:50-56:00), loud sound effects (10:45-11:20, 21:45, 22:50), supernatural violence, memory loss, bullying Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support u…

A financial storm is brewing as the Cluncanax rampages on. Max hits the airwaves. Claire books it. Duncan deals with inflation. Content warnings: surreality, supernatural violence, warfare themes, loss of speech, drug use allusion, rip tide / drowning Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/mon…

With the Cluncanax on the loose, our trio gain a new appreciation for the old saying: mo money, mo problems. Max embraces her inner Javert. Duncan opens a bank account. Claire roots around the library. Content warnings: surreality, claustrophia, supernatural violence, loss of speech, warfare themes, loud sound effects (52:30, 55:10, 58:00, 1:00:00)…

Greetings from Jollyhills! The most pastoral little halfling village you've ever laid eyes on. Join our merry band of pint-sized potato farmers as they tend to their crops, dally in small town gossip, and try to avoid being eaten by orcs, swept up in a quest, or falling into the town sinkhole. This episode was made possible thanks to the generous s…

Confronted by their own gilded likeness, the trio gamble on sus investigations and the power of friendship. Duncan has bad luck. Max does an okay corral. Claire has a little nibble. Content warnings: surreality, harsh sound effect (1:05, 24:20), vocal distortion (1:20), crowd panic, supernatural violence, body horror Join our Discord: https://disco…

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that’s our trio. You’re probably wondering how they ended up at a fancy fundraiser. Well, it’s a funny story… Max steps aboard. Duncan connects the dots. Claire considers gardening. Content warnings: surreality, harsh sound effect (1:30), missing child, alcohol use, vomiting foley (59:05), artistic depictions of…

Just three tests separate Somewhere Elementary from freedom. Can our trio best the Standard - or will they too fall behind the curve? Max goes to prom. Duncan is one with the dance. Claire’s hits the gridiron. Content warnings: surreality, school setting, academic testing, loud sound effects (8:35, 24:45, 34:50, 55:20), body horror, body horror sou…

Our trio face their most merciless foe yet: schoolchildren. Claire suffers emotional harm. Duncan makes a rival. Max makes an unsettling discovery. Content warnings: surreality, school setting, loud sound effect (15:40), cosmic horror, body distortion, body horror, unpleasant sound effect (31:30), supernatural violence, violence involving children …

Betwixt the art supplies and hall monitors, a far more rigorous threat lies in wait at Somewhere Elementary. Claire screams back. Max tests the womb simulator. Duncan feels the pain(t). Content warnings: surreality, paralysis, school setting, academic testing, loud sound effect (17:10) Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on P…

Our trio arrive at Somewhere Elementary and quickly find their mettle tested. Claire does a PSA. Duncan gets a little foggy. Max makes a gristly discovery. Content warnings: surreality, school setting, sharp sound (15:25), academic testing, vocal distortion (44:00, 46:35), emotional distress, paralysis Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6M…

Our trio accept an assignment from the PTA but fail to do their homework. Max snacks. Duncan learns nothing. Claire is number 001. Content warnings: surreality, harsh sound effects (1:00-1:20, 4:20, 36:05), multiple speakers, mention of animal bodily functions (dog poop, cat vomit), food, mild memory loss, vocal distortion (41:25-46:40) The PTA thi…

The Bus apprehended, our trio catch up on some personal matters around town. Max contemplates donut theory. Claire gets gassed up. Duncan threads the needle. Content warnings: brief mention of flaying, surreality, loss of consciousness Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/monsterhour Absurdi…

Come one, come all for the brawl at city hall! A transit-oriented tussle to rustle and truss the biggest bus this town has ever seen. Claire goads the code. Duncan gets his interview. Max takes the wheel. Content warnings: surreality, food, supernatural violence, simulated gore, harsh sound effects (25:20, 53:45, 55:35) Join our Discord: https://di…

Hi Fam, please join our trio for an impromptu flower party outside of City Hall. Claire gets the word out. Duncan gets his steps in. Max floats on parade. Content warnings: surreality, loss of autonomy (possession), supernatural violence, mention of cannibalism, intrusive advertising, loud sound effect (29:40, 48:20) Join our Discord: https://disco…

Greenhorn BAE Agent LeMonde Pax joins their mentor on a mission to retrieve a missing agent from a small Oregon town - but a nightmare from their past seems to haunt their every move. Are they prepared to face what lurks in the space between spaces? Starring special guest Reed of Deimos Paradox and Bring Your Own Mech as Pax, the Initiate. Content …

From the recesses of Somewhere our trio plot their comeback. Claire goes for a spin cycle. Duncan has cellar’s remorse. Max rides the jellnado. Content warnings: surreality, supernatural horror, loud sound effect (24:20), body horror and distortion, vocal distortion (53:25, 55:30, 58:10) Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on…

The citizens of Somewhere seek refuge as the Screaming Fog rolls in. Duncan sounds the alarm. Max feuds. Claire learns about pool safety. Content warnings: surreality, natural disaster response, loss of autonomy (possession), claustrophobia, supernatural violence, loud sound effect (56:30) Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us …

First contact with the Bus does not go as planned. Duncan joins the search. Max takes a trip. Claire visits an old friend. Content warnings: surreality, supernatural violence, vehicular violence, loud sound effects (13:10, 20:35, 47:50, 56:05) Support reproductive justice and abortion funds: https://choice.crd.co/ Join our Discord: https://discord.…

Step through the looking glass and into the strange suburban town of Somewhere. Duncan chases a story. Max hits the market. Claire visits City Hall. Monster Hour presents Season 2: ABSURDIA. Content warnings: loud sound effect (2:50); mentions of alcohol, loss of autonomy, blood Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/69kkcxs6MS Support us on Patreon:…