This week Matt talks about how much he hates cigars and doesn't understand why those seem to be socially acceptable now but cigarettes aren't. This transitions into why he brought it up... a new YouTube channel that talks about Skinwalkers haunting a guy in Kentucky. Madd Vladd on YouTube! @maddvladd4687 Danny Gonzalez on YouTube! @Danny-Gonzalez W…

This week Matt talks about how his mom ruined how he feels about his birthday, then dives into how you shouldn't let anyone ruin who you are, and how you should block them from your life.

The ongoing saga of Dollar General and outdated Dr. Pepper Zero continues. What new developments have occurred? Also, Taco Bell sucks. Then Matt talks more about the pain in his head and visiting a new ER.

In this week's episode Matt talks about how much he hates and distrusts doctors and hospitals. He shares the stories that made him feel this way, as well as the ER visit he just had that was the straw that broke the camel's back. Tune in!

Matt talks about shopping at some bad Dollar General's and then talks about weird things he's seen in Hamilton, OH, otherwise known as Hamiltucky. He also touches on neighborhood revitalization projects.

I'm back! For better or worse. Check out why I've been gone, why I came back, and let's talk about ghosts, goblins, and NASA's new UAP/UFO group!

Matt talks about his "new" podcast starting up in the new year!

Matt rambles on and on about nothing in particular. Just a bunch of crap. He's got his studio up and running and he talks about a few things in the news, including the Harry Potter Reunion and how it's rubbish. Have a listen. Or don't. Those are literally the only choices. #Illumipodi

Matt goes over some of the codes for the American Flag that some break all the time in the name of patriotism, as well as a few other things involving those who claim to be super patriots and are in fact the complete opposite.

Matt talks about the difference in how his dog uses the bathroom versus how he uses the bathroom, how encores at concerts are bullshit, and how he loves everyone. How anyone lives is nobody else's business and everyone should chill the fuck out.

Matt talks about how this country is caught up in a class war, and has been for a long time, and how that is the cause of all of our problems as Americans. Not racism, bigotry, sexism. It all starts with class.

Matt went to see legendary punk band The Queers with his buddy Joe (Twitter: @JDevious4) and saw 4 other awesome bands open. This was recorded immediately after leaving the show and getting on the highway.

Matt talks about his weekend, how the Bengals got destroyed by a team they should have beat, the launch of Aneurysm Radio, and his awesome morning brew that tasted like dish soap.

Matt shares his own stories about mental health in the hopes that maybe it will help someone who might be going through some things.

The first ever commercial for the *critically acclaimed podcast, On The Phone With Matt! *not actually

Matt talks about his butt problems, new studio problems, and bitches about how shitty using the internet has become.

Matt talks about his Thanksgiving, starting an internet radio station, and the new Ghostbusters Afterlife movie.

Matt talks about his own weird, sometimes funny, public restroom stories, and he shares your stories as well!

Matt had a bad day. It was topped off by a terrible experience at not one, but two Staples, a place he will never go back to.

It's Matt's birthday! He shares his favorite and his worst birthday moment. He also talks about some other junk.

Matt talks about how tired he is all the time, touches on diabetes quickly, bitches about the Bengals again and wraps up the podcast early to go back to bed.

Matt piggybacks off of today's earlier episode about diabetes awareness. He shares a lot of good info, and it comes in at under 11 minutes.

Matt talks about the recent destruction of the Cincinnati Bengals by the Cleveland Browns. Then he speaks about diabetes and his own personal battle with it, plus he settles some bad myths about diabetes.

Matt talks about writing, doing NaNoWriMo, and the story he's writing. Then he talks about his history with cats, including how hysterical his current cat is.

Matt talks about football, moving troubles, voting, the Illuminati, and how you really should smile more, ladies! Also a prank he pulled on his mom. Fun!

Matt finishes up the spooky season with more true creepy ghost stories!

In a new, random type of episode, Matt "quickly" bitches about the idiotic college kids that go to the college down the street from where he lives.

Matt shares more true ghost stories for Halloween. Included are more stories about his dad's current home, and all of the things that happened at his Grandmother's house. He also tells some stories about where his grandmother lived before that and his aunt's ex boyfriend.

Matt gets into the Halloween spirit by sharing a couple of true ghost stories!

Matt and his wife Jen move to a new home and tragedy strikes. Matt's dog Rosie joins in the show by just being there, and other goofiness.

Sick assholes who don't flush toilets and don't clean up their mess when they spray on the toilet. Matt also complains about those who apologize constantly.

Matt goes on and on, ranting about customers who shouldn't exist.

Matt just kinda rambles on and on about blogging, social media, following, followers, liking, notifications, and more.

Matt bitches about more bad drivers, and other crap.

Matt explains why the first episode has been removed in this unscheduled, impromptu episode. He also talks about the weather, seasons changing, a drunk man, and drinking Little Kings.

Matt celebrates International Podcast Day 2021 by complaining about bad business tactics restaurants use, and offers advice on saving money while shopping.