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The Daily Show's correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson turn their hilarious, unpredictable, and legendary office banter into a weekly war of words about topics big and small, but mostly small: long engagements, brunch, texting versus calling, chiropractors, and more. New episodes every Thursday.
 
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The main question of this episode is: Is Logan's memory ok? He's having trouble remembering the name of a public figure and Josh is deciding to be a bad friend and not help him out at all! They also talk about Josh's wardrobe issues, a spectacular internet comment, and... seriously, what was her name?! Help Josh and Logan pick the Best of 2022! Cli…
 
“Hotels edge out because sometimes hotels got a pool, hotels got a gym, hotels have a bar. A hotel can have a business center which is just a room with a printer.” - Dulcé Sloan “There are some places that you want to go where the hotel is going to be quite a drive from where you actually want to hang out, whereas an Airbnb has the ability to be mu…
 
This is a direct sequel to episode 117, "Porta-Potty: A True Crime Story." In that episode, Josh and Logan accidentally created a movie about a serial killer with a messed up digestive system and asked the listeners for sequel ideas to that movie. As promised, they read the emails for proposed sequels and it's a doozy. Not only are the ideas great,…
 
“Target ends up being better because Walmart is too busy being chaotic. You know what you didn't see when you went to Target, you didn't see a proposal on aisle eight. You didn't see someone trying on clothes that do not fit them” - Josh Johnson “You've been working your whole life to not be a Walmart person. I, on the other hand, have always embra…
 
It's the annual Thanksgiving episode in which Josh and Logan talk about all the buckwild stuff people get up to on this holiday of overeating and familial feuds. This year's episode is all about the lengths people go to to deceive family members. One family is planning a whole covert mission to trick an aunt, and two women engage in a rivalry that …
 
Josh and Dulcé are off today spending time with their families, but check out last week’s episode rehashing sweet potato pie vs. pumpkin pie. Hold Up will be back next week with an all-new episode! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Comedy Central & iHeartPodcasts
 
Josh is having a day. First, he has launched an investigation into the off-putting way his dinner was delivered. Then, he's uncovering an embarrassing, sports-related story from his childhood. Poor guy. Josh and Logan also talk about the embarrassing side of conspiracy theorists, phone minutes, and the dreams crushed by Air Bud. In the mailbag segm…
 
“First of all, I'm a good person. Okay? So you know for fact that I pick sweet potato. Because ain't no way on God's blue marble that I'mma act like that I am going to be eating something that people carve faces to.” - Dulcé Sloan “I've never had a bad pumpkin pie, mainly because they've been store bought. But I have had some homemade pumpkin pies …
 
You all know that it doesn't take much for Josh to find himself in a bizarre situation. The slightest errands can lead to baffling misadventures or the smallest life change can rock Josh's life to its core. Well, Josh has started drinking more water. That's it. He's just getting more hydrated. He's only been doing it for a few days, but has already…
 
"A cabin has the tranquility of nature.” - Josh Johnson “What about bears? There are way more animals that can attack you in the mountains, than can attack you in the ocean.” - Dulcé Sloan As a follow up to last week’s debate on summer vs. winter, it’s mountain cabins vs. beach houses this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan a…
 
Daily Show contributor Jordan Klepper knows the typical rally mottos. In his new podcast, "Jordan Klepper Fingers the Conspiracy", Jordan is diving into the wildest conspiracy theories pitched to him at Trump Rallies and is determined to trace down whether or not they’re true (they’re not). Join Jordan in finding out more about theories like The De…
 
Honestly, I'm not even sure how to describe this one. What starts as a conversation about someone trying to carry too many drinks devolves into Josh and Logan writing a movie about a serial killer with messed up bowels. It's a twisty trail. Move accordingly. Josh & Logan will be performing in Minneapolis, MN at Acme Comedy Co. November 17th-19th! G…
 
“So I’m a summertime gal because your best family get-togethers, out here in the summertime, right? Also, my birthday is the ultimate summertime gig” - Dulcé Sloan “Winter comes with a lot of the good foods, comes with a ton of indoor activities. If you're an introvert. Winter reigns supreme.” - Josh Johnson It’s Summer vs. Winter this week on Hold…
 
Josh started going to cryotherapy for an injury and has a lot to say about it. Not so much about the procedure, but plenty to say about the people in the waiting room and the needles they have. Logan is also pretty sure this will lead to Josh being a super villain. They also talk about a man that punched a train, the trends and "challenges" over th…
 
“I don't know what demon came out with the peep.” - Dulcé Sloan “Candy corn is out here being the worst… I don't understand how you mess up sugar because for as much sugar as candy corn is made of, how did it get like this? Why is it being like this? - Josh Johnson It’s Candy Corn vs Peeps in a battle for the worst Halloween candy on this week’s ep…
 
Is it the job of grocery store security guards to get into full-on fights in the store, or is it better to just stay out of the way and let the crazy run its course? According to Josh's time working in grocery stores, the answer is somehow neither and both! Either way, sometimes the oranges have it coming! Josh also reveals what makes him actually …
 
“A good DJ, okay? They're going to be paying attention to the flow of the party. They're going to be paying attention to beats per minute.” - Dulcé Sloan “With a wedding band, there is an energy in the room that can’t be matched by just playing a song out in the dance hall.” - Josh Johnson It’s wedding DJs vs. wedding bands this week on Hold Up wit…
 
The world of pie is filled with drama. Sometimes people need to fight off rivals to sell their pies at carnivals and some couples are tested by pot pies. It's a high stakes food group and Josh and Logan are uncovering the tension surrounding pies. But first, Josh ponders the only way to reset things after falling into a bush, Logan is tired from wa…
 
“When you wake up at those early hours.. that's the billionaire millionaire type lifestyle right there. Where you just have so much done while other people are still waking up.” - Josh Johnson “Our early birds have given us function, but our night owls are giving us design and fun.” - Dulcé Sloan It’s early birds vs. night owls this week on Hold Up…
 
All the crazy experiences are starting to take a toll on Josh. He's seen too much chaos while out walking in New York, including bike crashes and tables exploding, and he's just burnt out. But Logan wants to get to the bottom of why Josh is such a magnet for insanity. They also open the mailbag and find a listing for a house that is a cartoon night…
 
“Irons got those settings on them. They got nylon, they got silk, they got cotton, they got polyester. All right? You can adjust the knob” - Josh Johnson “A steamer, pour some water in that bitch, and let the steam do the walking. Okay? You let the steam calm through them wrinkles. Let the steam knock it out” - Dulcé Sloan It’s irons vs. steamers t…
 
Lately, Josh has gone to the doctor pretty often, which has reminded him of some strange visits he's had in the past. Come on, this is Josh Johnson we're talking about. Of course he's gonna have some utterly odd trips to the doctor's office. He recalls a trip to a particularly rude office, talks about an accident prone surgeon, and plans his own fu…
 
“I like the flakiness. I like the butteriness. I like the versatility of a croissant.” -Dulcé Sloan “Croissants…too flimsy…they don't have the structural integrity to uphold the meats and cheeses that we want to use to make them a sandwich.” - Josh Johnson It's bagels vs. croissants this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and…
 
What starts as Josh talking about people getting swift comeuppance turns into him singing the praises the snow cones. Turns out, Josh really loves snow cones and this is news to Logan. Josh also talks about the time he was bullied by a small child, the snow cone place that did him dirty a few times, and the mailbag brings an update of buckwild prop…
 
"Because I’ve never really been a pasta person, lasagna’s really the only thing I’ve liked because it’s very difficult to make.” - Dulcé Sloan “The simple fact that you’re half a measurement away from making bad lasagna at all times is why spaghetti is superior.” - Josh Johnson It’s lasagna vs. spaghetti, two Italian culinary heavyweights, this wee…
 
Josh is recording at a WeWork and is really hoping it's soundproofed as he and Logan open up the mailbag in search of some wild stuff! A grandma puts out a hit, a foot fetishist goes on a date, and a parent is maybe too honest. Josh and Logan also imagine what Captain America would be like in real life, and Josh explains his history with hummus. Jo…
 
Last week, Josh and Dulcé promised an episode on bananas vs. plantains and they delivered. Dulcé defends her love for plantains, and goes after Josh’s banana-yellow hoodie (yep, he color-coordinated, and yep, she went there). Josh and Dulcé also chat about whether anyone actually likes banana-flavored candy, how you CAN but shouldn’t eat a raw plan…
 
This week's episode is all about art and chaos as Josh and Logan explore the world of botched art restoration, strange museum security guards, and how one can impale themselves on a colored pencil. They also discuss the internet of their youths, get confused by a mailbag question, and Josh's train-riding pigeon friend is back. Here's a couple links…
 
It’s their most contentious debate yet and it’ll get you more fired up than when Josh tried to say ketchup was tomato soup. Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson argue over their preferred staple flavor: chocolate or vanilla. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
Josh recently had a show in upstate New York and had a lot of time to kill beforehand. So he decided to hang out at the local mall and, boy, did he get into some dorky, Joshy hijinks! There's go karts! (Where he maybe saw a kid die.) An arcade! (Where he definitely made people sad.) And VR! (That made him sick.) Enjoy Josh's retelling of his perfec…
 
What’s the best form of entertainment: movies or TV series? Do you prefer at-home streaming services or going to a movie theater? Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson discuss TV reboots, the heartbreak of TV show cancellations, the struggles of watching movies with your parents, and how Lifetime movies sparked Jos…
 
The guys need a little breathing room to get caught up in producing episodes, so they've decided to release a bonus episode from their Patreon page to fill the space! Josh & Logan talk about judging the decor in people's homes, evil art, and a burlesque show where just everything went wrong. Back with a regular episode next week! For more bonus con…
 
When it comes to airline seats, which do you prefer? Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson debate the better seat: the window or aisle. The two discuss the ease of getting to the bathroom on the plane if you’re in an aisle seat, the head support a window seat provides when taking a nap, and the dos and don’ts of mi…
 
When animals attack... Josh and Logan find it kinda funny. This week, JLo talk about people that climb into animal enclosures at zoos and it goes exactly the way you expect it to. (Don't worry, there's no gore. Just judgement.) Josh talks about the man from his hometown that considered himself a "bobcat whisperer", Logan talks about the strange rel…
 
What’s the best breakfast food: waffles or pancakes? Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson go head-to-head on appropriate toppings, which has the better texture, and which is worse, a hotel waffle iron or a pancake conveyor belt? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
Josh has some grievances about people at the gym. They're all trying to get too big and he finds that to be ridiculous. But not because he's little! That's definitely not the reason. Anyway, Josh tells stories about a guy at a gym that was continually disappointed in him and some lifting buddies who made some strange noises. Logan doesn't really go…
 
Would you want a blinged out smile like Lil Wayne, or a chain as flashy as Flavor Flav’s? Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson debate over the better piece of jewelry: grillz or chains. They discuss the importance of using precious metals, proper sizing, and the likelihood of either piece of jewelry getting snatch…
 
Recorded with a live audience at Union Hall in Brooklyn, NY! Comedian Neko White kicks off the show with a crazy story about dealing with a childhood bully. Then, Josh and Logan discuss sharing Uber Pools with couples, including a first date that Josh got to see fall apart during a ride. For bonus podcasts, videos, and behind the scenes content, jo…
 
What is the best comfort food: chicken soup or tomato soup? Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson debate which soup is more healing, what should definitely not go in a chicken soup recipe, and what counts as tomato soup. (Hint: most everything with tomatoes counts as tomato soup, according to Josh.) See omnystudio.…
 
Josh and Logan recorded this episode on a 98-degree day in a room without air conditioning, and things start to get a little weird. There's garbled sentences, general exhaustion, and Logan chokes on water. They're doing great. Josh also talks about the time an ice cream truck broke down in front of his house, Logan talks about the football practice…
 
What’s a better way to stay in shape: exercise bikes or actual bikes? A sunny day and a scenic route gives you the full, bike riding experience. But wouldn’t it be better to have a Peloton to use in the comfort of your own home? Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson debate the two primary forms of cycling. See omny…
 
Just a friendly reminder that we will be at Union Hall in Brooklyn, NY this week on Wednesday, July 27th at 10pm! Get tickets at: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-josh-johnson-show-podcast-live-tickets-368381156957 And if you're going to be there, send us a question or topic to joshjohnsonshow@gmail.com to get in the live mailbag! Put "Brooklyn Liv…
 
Logan is still in New York and staying in a pretty obnoxious Airbnb. After ranting about it, Josh shares some stories about some other nightmare Airbnbs and an unlikely friendship he made while couch surfing. They also discuss what Rocky must live like between movies and what they would cosplay at at a comic convention. Come see Josh & Logan do sta…
 
Where would you rather go to eat: a diner or a Waffle House? Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson discuss their favorite food establishment, who has the better quality food, if they prefer a menu with an abundance of options or a select few items, and the pros and cons of a place being open 24/7. See omnystudio.co…
 
Josh and Logan are together in New York and sitting way too close to each other. Josh tells Logan his theory about NY getting more tense and then tells a few subway stories that don't really prove his point, but are still quite strange. They also talk about a recent Uber ride they shared that, in retrospect, was kind of dangerous, Logan surprisingl…
 
Which is worse: nosy neighbors, or annoyingly loud neighbors? Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson discuss which neighbors they’d rather have, if there’s a benefit to having extra-nosy neighbors, their favorite arguments they’ve heard through paper-thin apartment walls, and why they’d prefer neither kind of neighb…
 
It was recently the Fourth of July so Josh is taking a look back at Independence Days past and revealing a lot of strange things about his hometown and the remarkable people that inhabit it. There's a man whose whole job is a stick, people who think it's a good idea to fry turkeys for the Fourth, and some city slickers that can't handle their barbe…
 
Hosts Dulcé Sloan and Josh Johnson go head-to-head about the best way to spend your time off: a vacation or staycation. Why sit at home for a long weekend when you can parasail off the beach of an all-inclusive resort? Why spend money on a trip when you can enjoy food and entertainment from the comfort of your own home? See omnystudio.com/listener …
 
What’s the best way to lather up: body wash vs. bar soap. Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson get on their soapboxes to discuss; what’s more hygienic? Washcloth or loofah? Scented or unscented? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Comedy Central & iHeartPodcasts
 
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