The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.
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Have you ever had a strange experience buying/selling on Marketplace or Kijiji? Any weird online shopping stories? Let's discuss.Garner Andrews
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Parenthood is hard. Sometimes our parents put us in open dresser drawers, it happens.Garner Andrews
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How's your Dry January going? And today we learned, Dr. Internet isn't always the way to go.Garner Andrews
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Chantal has a pretty cool neighbour who made her SONiC coloured slippers! How are your neighbours?Garner Andrews
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Garner is test driving a new pillow. What kinda head cushion are you rockin' these days?Garner Andrews
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What are your hopes and dreams? If you could start over and do something different, what would it be?Garner Andrews
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What are the disturbing things you get on your social media algorithm? Garner won't judge. We're also talking about your hopes and dreams.Garner Andrews
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We have more lame injury stories to share! We'll also talk about your weird snacks.Garner Andrews
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Today we're talking about that time you injured yourself in a kind of lame way. That, and Jerry the nudist returns!Garner Andrews
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Has someone ever tried to buy your dog off the street? Or maybe your shoes? Let's talk propositions.Garner Andrews
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A new study says the average person has 4 "good pairs" of underwear in their rotation... Are you one of those people? We'll also discuss finding money and propositions.Garner Andrews
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Are you a cool parent? So cool that you'd let your child get a tattoo? That's a story we'll get to.Garner Andrews
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Do you trade goods for other goods? Let's talk bartering.Garner Andrews
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What is your pant of choice? It's not always jeans! Also, ever been on a game show?Garner Andrews
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Are you photogenic? Ever had a bad photo taken? Let's discuss that and the good ol' days of Vico.Garner Andrews
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Would you buy a house knowing people would pose in front of it for pictures? Also, are you a conspiracy theorist? Let's discuss.Garner Andrews
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Sing it! "It's the least productive dayyy of the year." Happy Holidays.Garner Andrews
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It's Festivus! Let's get into the holiday spirit.Garner Andrews
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Did your parents ever leave you in the toy section while they shopped? A lot of this you can't do nowadays.Garner Andrews
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Do you have what it takes to be a glove box hero? Most people do. That, and is there a right age for slippers? Let's discuss.Garner Andrews
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Do you have an item in your closet that would be a tragedy to lose? A piece of emotional support clothing?Garner Andrews
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What vehicles nowadays, do you think will be restored as ol' classics in the future?Garner Andrews
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What makes you feel like a grown up? Let's discuss.Garner Andrews
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Garner has more of your Porch Pirate stories to share, but keeps getting sidetracked by talking about his true passion... boxes. And we get visited by Greg the Poet who changes our lives for the better.Garner Andrews
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It's Porch Pirate season... have you been a victim? Garner chats with people who have been burgled, and somehow we bring the One Chip Challenge back?Garner Andrews
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Should you be nice to Siri, Google, Alexa, and AI when you ask them questions? Are best before dates a lie? How good are donuts? We'll answer all these questions and more on today's episode.Garner Andrews
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We break down the worst Christmas songs ever, ask how to get away with not giving your partner gifts for Christmas, and get a "romantic text" that definitely wasn't meant for us.Garner Andrews
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Are you good at craft sales!? Garner is having a hard time with the social contract of talking to vendors, and feeling obliged to buy something... so his wife kicked him out of a craft sale.Garner Andrews
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Today we're talking about the weird things your algorithm brings.Garner Andrews
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Are you proud of all the books you've read, or how fast you can type? Today we're talking about how nerdy we all are.Garner Andrews
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What's something you've never tried? Or maybe tried too many times? That and we talk acts of kindness and life's mysteries.Garner Andrews
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Everyone has garbage problems, no matter where you live. Let's talk about your garbage.Garner Andrews
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Garner's wife made him a pretty sweet advent calendar. That and we discuss what you're hiding.Garner Andrews
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Every province seems to be weird in it's own unique way. Let's discuss the oddities of your home town.Garner Andrews
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What words are out of style? We're talking about the words that aren't in our vocabulary anymore, but should be!Garner Andrews
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Today we're discussing the desire for a simple life. The feeling of watching countless videos of tiny apartment tours and wanting to throw everything you own away.... Or something like that.Garner Andrews
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Are you a snow blower person? Should Garner become a snow blower person? That and we discuss your sweet work perks.Garner Andrews
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Garner thinks "grown-up Lego" is stupid... Do you still built it as an adult? And Taylor comes up with a theme for your next house party...Garner Andrews
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It's Radio Wiener Hour! We're sweeping up all the leftover bits and pieces of conversation, and making radio hot dogs. Delicious!We talk about that time you quit your job, replacing characters on TV shows, and giggling at the best shape of chicken nuggets.Garner Andrews
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What's the oldest thing in your fridge? Hear about the families that have been passing down expired food for generations, and see if you have anything that will make the Expired Food Hall of Fame.Garner Andrews
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Today Garner and Taylor are giggling about your carrots that look like pants, and getting creeped out by your spider stories. We're not sure how we got here either...Garner Andrews
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A couple in Toronto needs lawyers to figure out who gets the Taylor Swift tickets in their divorce. Have you ever been stuck going to a concert, on a vacation, or in an awkward situation after you broke up with an ex? We're talking all about itGarner Andrews
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Today we're visiting a story about a guy who faked his death and fled to Europe. That and Chantal is kinda weird about water...Garner Andrews
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Today on the show we're talking about things that are underrated like fresh sheet day and Chantal's new socks. That, and have you ever been a viral sensation? Did you make any money?Garner Andrews
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In Ontario right now there's a rise in butter theft. Have you seen it on the black market?Garner Andrews
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Have you ever found a wallet? Do you return it? Be honest... No judgment here.Garner Andrews
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Today we're talking about the weird things you've found hidden in your basement, maybe things in the walls. "Treasures" we'll say.Garner Andrews
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We're talking about how often you swear, and who your favourite celebrity swearer is. That, and have you been thinking about changing your identity? Maybe becoming the guy who chews toothpicks or something? Let's discuss.Garner Andrews
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Is it too early for eggnog? Also, Garner and Taylor answer some of your questions, about anything.Garner Andrews
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Maybe you refuse the free samples at Costco, or maybe you notice things other people typically don't. What makes you feel smug?Garner Andrews
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