We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam ”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - J ...
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Morning talk! We tell you things about these three men that are not facts!Fully Functional Parents
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And dating adults in high school?! Gross!!Fully Functional Parents
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A little Mystery Science Theater!Fully Functional Parents
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And sweaty backs?! And bad super powers!Fully Functional Parents
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Cause he’s straight out of a bodice ripper! And the last time Lunch Lad will report?!Fully Functional Parents
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From our FIRST season! You can hear the fireplace crackling! Enjoy!!Fully Functional Parents
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And the great saw acquisition of 2024! David’s finds on Facebook Marketplace!Fully Functional Parents
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And my delicate hands! And David’s parents’ fear of the… rain!!Fully Functional Parents
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She really did very little… and David has photo albums made!!Fully Functional Parents
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And renaming our house: Red Oaks! And bumper stickers!!Fully Functional Parents
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A bunch of stupid stuff! And some really really deep stuff too.Fully Functional Parents
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Rerun Saturday! Is our future capri pants and golf shirts? And what do you think about time travel, High Grant and Colin Firth? And accidentally thinking about Rollergirl’s kid sister!Fully Functional Parents
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He bops to the music and he ain’t nuts! And a gross story from David’s youth! And Chinese Fire Drills: offensively named but fascinating?!Fully Functional Parents
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And AI is our future! Let me teach you all about it! (Psych!)!Fully Functional Parents
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And Adam Sandler’s voice!Fully Functional Parents
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Memories that I thought were meh were good!Fully Functional Parents
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And I AM Phoebe!Fully Functional Parents
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Rerun Sunday! Marketing geniuses have convinced you to eat crap and to feed your kids crap!! Way to go, marketing geniuses!!Fully Functional Parents
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If Kamala is doing it, I’m doing it!!Fully Functional Parents
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And has a kid ever stared through you?!Fully Functional Parents
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The best worst game show ever! And changes to the u-scan?!Fully Functional Parents
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Brand names all the way for FFP! And our kids are nice to each other!Fully Functional Parents
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Remember when I was diagnosed with cancer? remember that thing growing on our kid’s neck? Remember when our kid had a seizure? What a year!!Oh and David’s too helpful! Stop helping, David!!Fully Functional Parents
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A-A-Ron!! Learn all about an issue David is facing! And how spray deodorant just can’t cut it!And the Zanket! It’s patented, don’t steal our ideas, Uncommon Goods!!Fully Functional Parents
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And I was a townie!!Fully Functional Parents
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And wine people! And discount beverages! And AI assistants suck!Fully Functional Parents
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And where did Aunt Susan’s casserole go?!Fully Functional Parents
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Reason #976 why David is incredible! And where did that sock come from?!Fully Functional Parents
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Another double episode! Cause I went to a conference!Fully Functional Parents
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And who cares about flouride?Fully Functional Parents
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And Velcro gets a bad rap!Fully Functional Parents
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Cracklin Oat Bran and Donuts!Fully Functional Parents
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Remember that time David took a bunch of 9 year olds to the Bandits game?Fully Functional Parents
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We ramble all the time! And we’re good at it! And we don’t know what adverbs are!!Fully Functional Parents
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You know you’ve been there! And more corporate America stuff!Fully Functional Parents
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Lyric Lowdown! And the future of advertising!Fully Functional Parents
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Reconsider Your Words! (Again!)Fully Functional Parents
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And how to cheat!Fully Functional Parents
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I’m very filthy.Fully Functional Parents
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It will sweep the nation!Fully Functional Parents
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And do YOU have a wishing well in your yard?!Fully Functional Parents
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Another guessing game that goes on too long!!Fully Functional Parents
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And what’s your cell phone app pattern?!Fully Functional Parents
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Roll with the changes you guys!Fully Functional Parents
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Also known as…. And what’s the deal with mothballs?!Fully Functional Parents
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He’s dead wrong! And Liz’s bike love!Fully Functional Parents
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Check it! Cause it’s bad!Fully Functional Parents
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And David hopes I want to wrestle him?!Fully Functional Parents
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And we fight about the dishwasher again!Fully Functional Parents
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