Coming in hot with the first guest of the new year. A little fella by the name of New Bryan.

don't forget to leave out your milk & cookies

sam wants to know if he can celebrate kwanza or if it's totally not cool

It's Thanksgiving 2024 and chances are you're enduring generational trauma around the dinner table tonight. Pop your earbuds in and drown out all of the screaming with... whatever this is

this title only makes sense if you're a Song of Ice and Fire nerd like the Sams

we talk for a while about vampires with asperger's syndrome

We found a real Transylvanian Vampire Historian to talk to us about Romania's various mythological beasts and ghoulies.

May its magnetism cleanse this city.

This dude has been everywhere and done damn near everything

You guys sent in hundreds of conspiracies. From cryptids to Poob's sexuality, nothing is above your scrutiny and we appreciate that.

There's some good bits halfway into this chinwag

joes is worming hell yeah. also some sort of fantasy archtype tier list halfway through the episode. just for my 1 homie that liked them on speakpipe

there's nothing more patriotic

When two titans clash, the whole of discord suffers.

Sam heads up to Poob's house and the boys go on a poorly planned misadventure to see a fan favorite former guest

We got you guys to send in some messages for the show. Some of you are really funny you should make your own podcasts.

sam starts huffing some strange minty white powder and the episode goes tits up (the usual)

heck yeah brudder yee yee

talking about texas and what our feudal america would look like if we're king. just normal dude stuff.

Sam and Sam IN PERSON episode at Sam's house where the Sams have been toiling on a little art project for you guys.

poob went to a magic convention and there weren't any magicians, huge bummer but life will go on

our valentines day episode that has nothing to do with valentines but was an excuse for poob to buy another stupid costume

the blankets were a lie

It takes a real man to raise a child, or so I heard.

Sam can't be trusted with puppies. Noted.

this one is a return to form. Lots of giggles. Just pretend bryan is there.

A patron in need is a patient indeed or something along those lines. Big shoutout to Dontoni who immediately regretted this decision.

Here at Forehead Fables we appreciate our patrons, that's why after many years of ignoring them we decided it was finally time to see what they had to say.

Just a couple bag holders chillin in our Pterodactyl observatory tower.

ToldInStone back at it again answering the Patrons greatest questions. way rome gay? was greece gay? why was sparta so darn gay?

one of the spookiest episodes ever recorded we got 1 (count 'em ONE) host into a halloween costume but it's pretty much just a sleeveless shirt and it's not a costume so really it's just another episode but with a spooky skeleton

last episode bryan we couldn't get bryan to talk. this episode we forgot to even invite him.

My mom collected McCoy vases for years and acted like they were my brother's inheritance. I'm pretty sure they sell for less now than what she paid for them in the early 2000s lmao.

we got Dan Bell on here from the acclaimed Dead Mall series. Super insightful guy that you can tell really has a love of walking through abandoned crapholes.

We got our boy Charborg back for another one.

it's a lot like dark, but like, super duper extra nightmare dark.

the boys are off to the movies or something

We wanted to get an astrologer to come analyze us since Dontoni couldn't make hide nor hair of what the heck was going on with us and we found that maybe psychology is a pile of shit. we are astrology boyz now. We got Rick Levine, Astrology extraordinaire

My seething hatred for change has helped me reach this conclusion. And with it i've realized that we're basically two old dudes shaking our fists at new game design. what have we become.

you guys complimented bryan too much so he ditched us. with no other options, we turn to the only person who would fill in the slot on short notice. AquaFPS.

kind of like that hit TV show only more sad and not really like it at all

wendigoon breaks down some of the most badass bible moments like when they used the wrong plates and god told them they were all gonna fricking die because those were the wrong plates

just three dudes being dudes, talking about butthole mirrors and trying to figure out who bryan even is actually

Gamers are soft. They lack life skills and have tender, cold hands. Desperately in need of a positive male role model in their lives, the boys invited Professional Homeowner Wranglerstar to step in and lead them through the end times.

Sam and Sam found the perfect replacement for Bryan: Sam. So Sam has been up to some crazy stuff and Sam and Sam want to figure out what that is. So buckle up and stay tuned for crazy takes from Sam, insane antics from Sam, and wild accusations and conjecture from Sam. Featuring: Sam.

February is a special time of year because the powers that be saw fit to shave a couple days off the length of the month and the boys just couldn't handle it. Prepare for mediocrity, really just a low energy grind until they can finally punch the clock and go back to doing nothing for another month.

for when chipmunking one at a time just isn't enough

Sure she may be crawling on the ceiling and hissing, but we can fix her.

Nothing takes the edge off of a fresh moist curse like cold hard cash.

Ladies and gentlemen, the word of the day is "Consent."