iphones in the desert, spiders in the desert, pedos in the desert? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

dennis joins to talk about hipsters, yuppies, and the fate of humanity. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

back in the day we married for bloodlines, power, land...today we marry for healthcare. do schools still pledge allegiance? can there be progression through assassination? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

are you an ally or an oppressor? whats the difference? i share my strong opinions on a wide variety of topics, we all agree that AI art is still art, and we neck kiss our grown sons at the pool. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

all i remember about this episode is that mike interrupts me https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

electric cars, chasing your dreams, and luxury vacations https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

the western slops stays red, and my aunt is a bitch. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

we complain about gatekeeping, while gatekeeping. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

i get what you're saying, but i don't see it that way, and that bothers you. when someone asks for understanding, are they actually wanting you to agree? must they be mutually exclusive? a george divided cannot stand! https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

we answer a patreon question about what life lessons we had to learn the hard way, and we try to figure out where our tax money goes. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork george is gettin upset!the troubled helix podcast network

three men discuss female sex work. does the level of success factor into your thoughts about it? how many chances do you give a friend who always cancels plans? what is the root of the problem? do they even like you? www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

all your previous relationships were toxic, parenting advice, and no more pink drink. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

come listen to us fiddle with our violins, misunderstand war, and wish for AI to become self aware. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

y'all gotta chill. where is the line that cultural pride becomes cultural supremacy? is it racist to be proud? its becoming an old topic, but wtf is going on with this country? can it be fixed, or are we on a steady decline into total systemic failure? i say were already there. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork…

is abortion right for you? how do you kill your fish? what is dining in at fast food doing to your mental health? www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

we come to an agreement on acceptable timeframes to return texts, i continue to blame david for a decision i made ten years ago, and we discuss expectations of our friends. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

if a rule is dumb can you break it? if you're in charge of others good times, does it make your time harder to enjoy? do you feel responsible for their enjoyment level of the good time? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

if a girl is nice to you, does it mean she likes you? the normal crew couldn't make it this episode, so here's a crossover episode with the guys from the this controllers broken podcast. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

we argue about who is the worst texter, who can afford to pay rent or own a house, and why rich people are assholes. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

gas prices, serial killers, chicfila, and harry potter https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

red ren redemption. did he earn it? did he want it? what motivates the greatest film character of our generation? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

ukraine, bunnicula, dick pics, and rape fantasies. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

local schools change mascots away from native american and west asian imagery. india is asian? russian is asian? the internet says russians claim to be european, while being located in asia. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

death, haircuts, and toxic masculinity. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

cat from deathradio joins us to talk about death, dying, and being dead. you must support her here, seriously, buy the girl a coffee. ill be checking in with each of you individually https://www.buymeacoffee.com/deathradio and support her podcast here https://open.spotify.com/show/6rUVQjFRaT38NZQY2KadZc and support us here https://www.patreon.com/t…

omgstfu about your generic accomplishments https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

i was in a hurry to clean and organize my room so i didn't listen to this before i posted it. i skimmed through real quick though, i know we talked about kathy ireland, paying someone to scare you, and something about europe exploring the western world. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork…

michigan football and michigan school shootings, are they related? all three of us go hard right and let the guns off the hook this time. we answer some patreon questions, and then we talk about cows.the troubled helix podcast network

lots of pattern questions this week. keep it up! why do we celebrate thanksgiving? should we? are we becoming more or less kind as a species? does discussing a controversial subject ever change anyones mind? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

the horseradish, the walking dead, and the vaccine. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

its our 50th episode! we reflect on the last few years, share what we learned, and talk more about godzilla and lord of the rings, before ending on what our superpowers would be. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

cat from deathradio joins us to talk about godzilla, boring germans, and gay supermen. support us here https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork check out deathradio here https://open.spotify.com/show/6rUVQjFRaT38NZQY2KadZc https://podcasts.apple.com/jp/podcast/death-radio/id1585600555?l=en support deathradio here https://www.buymeacof…

sam joins us to talk about sexual harassment in the workplace, views on cheating and how it changes with age, and how to act around your parents. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork?fan_landing=truethe troubled helix podcast network

if its tuesday and i say i wanna hang out with you thursday, this thursday, or next thursday, what day do i mean, and why? why do we blindly glorify and praise military personnel? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

why was there an east germany and a west germany? should men wax their eyebrows? what holidays are useless and need to be dropped? should we get rid of timezones completely? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

what's up with afghanistan? what's up with world war 2? what's up with girls playing baseball? what's up with eating testicles? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

the now or the later? who cares, our existence is meaningless.the troubled helix podcast network

we talk about the difference in olympic sports between men and women, the continued degradation of the workforce, and we decide if we would choose to lose our teeth or our testicles. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

the work shortage and the accompanying massive drop in quality and reliability of your favorite coffee places, forgiveness, and the importance of being recognized by your peers. if youre cool and no one knows it, youre wasting it. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

mikes trip to atlanta, animal rights, and lifestyle changes from fake news https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

david opens a gift, we talk about roaches, being cisgendered, and what it means to be transracial. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

both science and religion agree, do not eat someone else's food. pronouns and gender singularity vs gender plurality, and being both single and plural simultaneously. there's a rodeo in town. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

are we right or are we left, lumber prices, and the destructive downside of faking politeness https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

how much money would it take to fix this planet and how long would it take us to fuck up a different one? we are available for hire for any no frills no bullshit straight talk consultant work. dm through patreon. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

mass shootings, the freedom to slap the pope, and the ethics of retail consumerism https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

mike explains why there aren't sombreros or donkeys in his house, david learns how to start a podcast, we answer questions from patreon, and indians take on native americans. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork big thanks to our atlas patrons: joni garretson meghan rossmanthe troubled helix podcast network

welcome to the land of suicide, vinyl collectors, and trans athletes. why do so many Americans continue to be surprised that no one cares about them? why have people not learned that others won't look out for them and they need to look out for themselves? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork big thanks to our atlas patrons: joni g…

omg I am so tired. its so late. weightloss, listener interaction, suicide. this one is all about suicide. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

be on the lookout for weightlifting snipers we talk gym bros, gun bros, and freedom bros. why are people confusing gun control with American freedom? and why are you so worried about your freedom? please help the podcast grow! share share share https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network

Ozzy Osborne is just future Harry Potter, and Kenny Chesney beats the entire hard rock genre. we talk money and what it means. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkthe troubled helix podcast network