It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you... without a dope pod to enjoy. Missy Misdemeanor references aside, we mean to keep showing up for you. But, how to show up as if nothing has changed when everything has changed? How to reconcile the healing self with the self in the burning room? With the passing of our depressive episodes and the …

Deep in Virgo season, Rose and Gala reappear to reap the seeds that Venus Rx and Mercury Rx have sown. What's on the table this harvest season? A medley of astrology roots. We're talking sisters and we don't mean beans and corn. What do Capricorn and a Cancer have in common? What's Leo got that Aquarius hasn't got? How likely is it to find an Aries…

On this episode of BDE, Rose and Gala delve into the depths of this season’s dramatic Venus Rx transit using the common language of trashy television. If deciphering all this transit talk has got you in a tizzy, take heart and tune in as we take our astro advice and stick it to the dykes, deviants, and delightful normies on N*tflix’s Queer Ultimatu…

This is an episode dedicated to Poker Face, a practically perfect new show starring Natasha Lyonne (who is also an executive producer). An episodic murder mystery, the only real crime this show commits is heterosexual camp. It’s a good thing we’re here to Scooby the crew, pull off their masks, and unveil the homosexual energy that hides behind them…

Saturn has shifted into Pisces and —while all the Saturn in Aquarius babes are taking a deep breath—our Saturn in Pisces pals are getting ready for life school. What’s a dyke got to learn from the lord of time and discipline under the sign of intuition and fluidity? Can a person known for boundlessness learn to set boundaries? Settle in and ponder …

Nipping at the heels of awards season, Rose and Gala are here to talk Tár and tarnished protagonists. A little bit of kvetch and a lot of klatch, there’s a game of sapphic villain top-bottom-vers to keep our spirits gay after asking the hard questions: What makes a villain juicy? What makes a straight cis man decide to make a movie about a lesbian …

There’s a good chance that if you were a dyke in the early aughts, then a Tegan and Sara song has the power to open up a deep well of nostalgia and possibly even regret in you. In this month’s episode, Rose and Gala harness that power for their own purposes, roping you into a Tegan and Sara retrospective chord by opening chord. Listen in your livin…

There's no crying in baseball, and no clams in the dugout. But there are clam-diggers! What? Haven’t heard that old chestnut in a while? Well strap in because this episode, devoted to late summer’s best stone fruit (blues?)—the Georgia Peaches, is packed with old things made new again. Tune in from the bleachers as Rose and Gala each take a swing a…

Friendship bracelets, field trips, team sports, and sporty sandals… is there anything gayer than summer camp? In this brand spanking new episode of BDE, Rose and Gala make the case for summer camp as a homosexual root and a faggy foray. Swing a while in the sapphic hammock of lesbian yearning and discontent, reminisce about the days when no-talent …

Straights talk a big game about daddy issues but dykes everywhere know that mommy issues are really the mother of it all. Of course, here at BDE, we know that anyone and anything can be a mother--including but not exclusively the Earth. We're here for the mothers who give birth to babes and the mothers who give birth to movements. Mothers as mind-b…

Join Rose & Gala on a Mercury-fueled ride down memory lane as they wax sapphic about LiveJournals past and all the trappings of being emotionally online in the early years of social media. Perhaps you, too, were a Woman In STEM (ie: learning code to add backgrounds and MUSIC to your online journal). Perhaps you never used Both Hands to share your i…

Come slither along the Taurus Scorpio axis on this Eclipse season episode of BDE. Or, should we call it the Horny/Spooky axis? And which is which—-really—-when you get down to (on) it? Much to perceive and little to do has your favorite dykes delving into sapphic media for all the answers. Can you recognize the Scorpio/Taurus axis in Killing Eve—ca…

It's another episode of BDE, coming at ya this time with that Big Top Energy. Edging out of hot and heavy Aries season with a lot of confidence, this episode is a five course fist, serving up the tops that left an impression (a burning smack) on our bottoms and our psyches. Pull up a chair and sit in it homosexually as we comb through the top tops …

AND SHE'LL EAT FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE. That’s what she said—and by “she” we mean Rose, the Pisces rising and Mercury, on this very Piscean episode of BDE. Come for the astrology, stay for the dykology, as we pour over the the full moon in Virgo, the Mars Saturn conjunction, the Jupiter Neptune conundrum and how Euphoria fits in. Get in the water …

Rose and Gala get back to the drawing board, beginning a new season of BDE with a tried and true approach: one episode, one theme, and all sapphistry all the time. Join us for a deep dive into the astrological archetypes of the girls formally known as Yellowjackets. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Cast your votes in the comments! Play along while we brin…

Venus is STILL retrograde and the devil is in the details this Capricorn season. But with a moody full moon in Cancer blessing the month of January and an exhausting square between Mars and Neptune, not to mention a spaced out Mercury Retrograde in Aquarius, the devil is bound to have her say. Why not let the fallen angels have it? What's an indulg…

A choose your own (Sagittarian) adventure episode where each adventure is a quest to find good sapphic media. Welcome, one and all, to Rose and Gala's shameless TV corner where we embrace the winter solstice in totality but laying on the couch and having a good cathartic media binge. Take a load off those strong lesbian shoulders while we discuss 1…

Welcome to the Taurus full moon panic room! What kind of goddess decided to cast Venus’ Rx shadow the day before the eclipse? Is it the same goddess in charge of these Uranus oppositions and Saturn squares? Speaking of Saturn, would you live stream 6 middle aged dykes building a deck? Surely it’s better than Tampa Baes. And while we’re on the subje…

Time to talk about the L word again…. Libras! Libra is ruled by Venus and Venus is all about our values so this episode we’re putting our values under a delicate vintage magnifying glass. Is it possible to own land and still be invested in justice? Once you marry someone who wants to colonize space are you queer? What makes a lesbian commune vs. a …

Join Rose and Gala as they wrap up Virgo season and prepare for Mercury retrograde in Libra by asking hard-hitting questions and not expecting you to answer them. Everyone knows that while Virgo is The Virgin in the texts of olde, they’re everyone’s favorite freak. But, isn’t it also true that Virgo’s the most bisexual of all the Zodiac signs? Came…

Sun’s out and so are we in the newest episode of BDE. If pride is such a Leo thing then how come so many Gay Prides happen in Cancer season? Maybe that’s what Sister Sledge was singing about. Speaking of Leos, and we are, what was UP with Lion’s Gate? Listen to Rose’s case for Water Gate instead. In Leo season, we all get a gate. Except the younger…

Our oceans are afire but our hearts are too in this Cancerian tinged episode that’s all about old flames and the timeless travails of lesbians who just can’t let go. Come soak in the creative brine with Rose and Gala and find out what’s left to preserve. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bigdykeenergy/support…

Spend the last day of Gemini season with Gala and Rose as they ride out the final waves of Mercury Retrograde. Enjoy a gentle mental cocktail of astro Insights and gaymes as they talk transits and trivia. How many novels has Jeanette Winterson written? Given the choice, would you keep your St. Andrews Cross or your 6' cat tower? Which Angelina Joli…

As we savor the last hours of Taurus season, let’s take a beat and ask ourselves... is there anyone hotter than Kehlani? Nevermind, let’s talk about acrylic nails. Hands are a Gemini thing. Wait are we in retro shade? Speaking of retro, are Jncos back? What’s the truth about the cool S? Surrender to Mercury in Gemini and bounce from topic to topic.…

When the dykes are online talking about fighting Mary Oliver and conservative squares won’t let Satan have a lap dance, we know it’s Aries season. In this episode, we spend a good deal of time talking Aries magic and the Chiron in Aries healing journey by way of Lil Nas X, his video for Montero and his natal transits too. What's healthier for a Chi…

Gather, gentle perverts, for another episode of BDE and another anniversary: a year since COVID19 forced all goddess's homosexuals apart and into their underwater caves. It began in Pisces season and to Pisces season it returns. In the hazy days of March, as we crawl about seeking vitamin D and good news, we mustn't forget our Pisces babes who work…

It’s Aquarius time (but it’s not the age of Aquarius) and Rose & Gala are here to usher in the third season of BDE. Mars faces some difficult aspects so we’re here to help you work with what you got, dignified or in detriment. What do a possum and a koala have to do with Rose’s sex toy emporium and Taurus in Uranus? Relax into it with a new episode…

It’s a brand new Hierophant year and the end of an empire, so what better time to praise Capricorns? Listen to Rose and Gala regress to progress, and talk retrogrades. Find out if Dolly, Sade, and Mary J were just placed on this earth to make dykes despondent with longing. What’s a Capricorn Venus got to do to get some Real Love? Slow down, tune in…

Rose and Gala help you savor the last drops of Sagittarius season on the longest night in the Northern Hemisphere and the Great(est) Conjunction. Go big or go home--and then go big at home! We know Sagittarians are philosophers but they're playful ponies too. That's why we've got some light-hearted fare for you this solstice. Play a round of Name T…

Rose and Gala record a Scorpio season episode, take 2, leaving the first try in the vault (a mystery!). An investigative episode into the annals of political party past, evocative of our favorite astrological super sleuth. Find out what these two gal pals turned gumshoes discover and figure out what’s coincidence and what’s fate. To follow along wi…

How do you cuff in a pandemic? How is your Covid pod like an ensemble cast rom-com? Are cardinal Libras guilty of cardinal sins or just full of sensual ideas? Do they have a look? According to Rose, “yes, they look good. “ But, will looking good get us through all these Pluto Problems? Take a trip through our sliding doors and find out what’s possi…

Rose and Gala zoom in to talk Virgo virtues, viral realities, and the trappings of electoral politics as activism. Who's chaos is whose, and who are we gonna call to help us get through it all? Is there a Hepa filter Herculean enough to handle this hellscape? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bigdykeenergy/support…

An episode that keeps Leos in mind even when they think not enough people are thinking about them. An episode that knows an easy square is hard to find and even fixed signs need a little tenderness. Come for the exploration of Uranus retrograde, stay for the Leo gaymes and lesbian variety.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod…

Gala and Rose talk crustacean coping mechanisms, emotional containers, Vida, and the commitment and care it takes to sustain a movement. Shelter in place is old hat for folks that carry their homes on their backs, but what about the rest of us? And how are we supposed to survive the tropical storm that is 6 months of Mars in Aries, facing off with …

Gala and Rose take a ride on the information expressway this Gemini season, talking Lunar Eclipses and multiple realities in the pandemic parallax view. Kick back with some casual laughs, accidental insights, and archetypal investigations into new TV indulgences like Dead 2 Me... and every show Roberta Colindrez has Lezstarred in this quarantine se…

Rose and Gala staying homo and here for you. On this Taurantine season episode, they’re fetching the bolt cutters and talking big moons. Tune in and it’s almost like you have some gay friends over? Remember that? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bigdykeenergy/support

The inimitable Aries Astro Queen, Annabel Gat herself, visits with Rose and Gala on this episode of BDE. What’s sapphic about isolation? What will the most DTF signs do you when they’re TDTF: Too Distant To Fuck? Venus Retrograde? In this Economy? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bigdykeenergy/support…

Gala and Rose square dance through the rest of this Pisces/ Aquarius retrograde and help you get right with the full moon in Virgo. Saturn shifts into Aquarius and it’s finally time for the fixed signs to sweat. Speaking of sweat, it’s never too late to swoon over the cast and crew of Portrait of a Lady on Fire (SPOILER ALERT). Is this the most Sco…

Capricorn season might be over but Daddy’s still making waves. Ride out the mid-winter blues with Rose and Gala while they track which signs are getting t-boned and why AQUARIUS season is tv heaven. What is a sex wedge? What is the first rule of a throuple? What do you call the cis boys lesbians date before they level up? When the edible hits, the …

Maddy Court aka Xena Worrier Princess joins Rose and Gala to dish about her Scorpio struggles and offer up her Lezdom to those seek her advice. What’s Cheryl Dunye got to do with it? Find out --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bigdykeenergy/support

Rose and Gala want to know who put the X in your Mercury Rx this Scorpio season. In an episode full of anecdotes and apocrypha, your favorite sapphists sing the praises of our Zodiac’s moodiest water sign. Find out what Rose says about drowning in a pit filled with snakes! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bigdykeene…

Was your first girlfriend also a Libra? Rose and Gala want to know who struck the inaugural blow to your heart this chilly autumnal season. Cozy up with a tea and perk your homo ears as they discuss all things cardinal and the price of sal...Saturn. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bigdykeenergy/support…

Rose and Gala savor the dog days of summer with a Virgo-charged episode that is equal parts criticism and praise, a combo these Earthy babes need to survive! Tune in for Rose’s Lily Tomlin obsession, Gala’s Virgo PHD, polarity pondering, and more!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bigdykeenergy/support…

Gala and Rose usher Leo season out in regal fashion with a round of Top/Bottom/Vers and a roundup of the greatest Leo Dykes that never were. Click here to support us on Patreon :) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bigdykeenergy/support

Congrats! You made it! Sort of? Rose and Gala try to make sense of the eclipse season/Mercury Rx pileup, and dish on Midsommer, Big Little Lies, 90s Boy Bands, and an overwhelming sense of dread. Don't worry, there's some laughs in there too... Click to support us on Patreon :) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bigdy…

This pride weekend, Rose and Gala play with roles that remind you no matter what gender you are, it’s all in the family. They’re not gay as in happy but queer as in mournful... but still managing to have more fun than straight people. If you're feeling a little eclipsed, there's a reason! Don't feel too bad if you're ready to climb down from the mo…

Is there an astrological predictor of bedroom behavior, or does it really take all kinds? Rose and Gala introduce a new segment, and try to get to the *bottom* (pun intended) of all the Gemini hate. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bigdykeenergy/support

Rose and Gala rub real hard on an age old conundrum: Lesbian Bed Death. What gives and who can’t get it up? Is resurrection possible? Listen up for our ideas on (C)ommunicating (P)rocessing (R)esusitation 4 (L)esbian (B)ed (D)eath Also if you support the work think about becoming a Patreon subscriber (in the future, we promise to hit you with those…

In the latest episode, Gala and Rose talk Tank Girl, queer dystopias, black holes, and grappling with environmental crisis while Uranus settles into Taurus. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bigdykeenergy/support

“Are you codependent or are you just happy to see me?” Rose and Gala discuss the age old lez conundrum of renting a Uhaul and losing your autonomy. What can this Aries season teach us about secure attachment? Is that just the right master lock for your truck? Find out! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bigdykeenergy/…