On this week's show, it's our season finale and we're joined by special guest Cohen Bury to get all nostalgic about that time we watched 2021's THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS! What's up with all the plunging from buildings? Why is that iconic character now the comedy sidekick? Are Warner Bros just the villain in all their revived IPs now? Can we even rea…

On this week's show, we're wrapping up our festive Good With Numbers month by donning our rubber outfits and heading down to Gotham Square for 1992's Batman Returns! Why's Batman barely in his own movie? Is Catwoman actually the hero of this film? How do we get our flippers on one of those rubber duck boat-car things? All this, plus we mourn the de…

On this week's show, festive Good With Numbers month continues as we return our seats to an upright position and ensure our tray tables are secured to talk about Die Hard 2: Die Harder! Why are we so obsessed with William Sadler's bare ass? Are moving walkways friends or foe? How come Holly's plane has a landline? What's really going on behind the …

On this week's show, we kick off our festive Good With Numbers month by inviting the entire family over to watch 1989's National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. What's the correct procedure for obtaining a Christmas tree? Why is Clark Griswold such a letch? Are these yuppie neighbours really that bad? What does that switch at Neth's front door actual…

On this week's show, we're wrapping up our month of DTV Hell with the unrelentingly awful American Psycho 2: All American Girl. What's with the constant narration? Why is the only restaurant in this town located inside a care home? How come everyone's hot for Shatner? And who the hell thought they could pass this off as an American Psycho sequel? A…

On this week's show, we're getting all small and taking off in a Hot Wheels car to talk about 1997's Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves! What's the difference between a manbaby and a babyman? Why has Diane Szalinski not filed for divorce yet? Who keeps their toxic experimental fluids in the staff room fridge? What kind of sad excuse for a party is this? Wh…

On this week's show, we're packing our swimsuits and heading to a chilly Bulgarian beach for 2015's Lake Placid vs Anaconda! Where are all the snakes in this movie? How many times can the same background extra crash a scene? Why does this father - daughter relationship feel so weird? And just how many anonymous white girls can you find inside a gia…

On this week's show, we're joined by returning guest Brian Valiquette as we yub nub our way through 1985's Ewoks: The Battle For Endor! When the hell is this supposed to be set? Why is Wicket so dead behind those eyes? Are these the stupidest villains ever portrayed in a movie? And just how many times can we fit Wilford Brimley saying "diabetes" in…

On this week's show, we battle through a cursed recording session to don our Silver Shamrock masks and talk about 1982's Halloween III: Season of the Witch! Where's Michael Myers? Come to think of it, where are all the witches? Why does everyone believe this stumblebum drunkard is a practicing doctor? Didn't anyone proof-read the villain's plan? Al…

On this week's show, we're celebrating our first birthday with three-quarters of a Good With Numbers episode as we talk about 2004's Shrek 2! How many references can you fit in one montage? Who's the sexiest cartoon? Why couldn't they have stuck with their first choice for Shrek? All this, plus Mungo appreciation and the occasional barbed comment f…

On this week's show, Mike Myers Month rolls on as we deck ourselves in velvet and raise our pinky fingers to our lips for 2002's Austin Powers In Goldmember! How many times can a joke be repeated in one movie? Are we due a sequel where Austin Powers gets cancelled? Is Verne Troyer the only one really trying in these movies at this point? All this, …

On this week's show, we're kicking off Michael - sorry, Mike - Myers month as we party our way through 1993's Wayne's World 2! Why the hell is Cassandra still with this guy? How come Garth feels like an afterthought here? Who forgot to write punchlines for all these jokes? Where's Penelope Spheeris when you need her? All this, plus our very own Sat…

On this week's show, our heads are exploding all over the place as we finally go international with 2003's Battle Royale II: Requiem! Whose idea was it to turn high school kids into counter-terrorism operatives? How come the rules here are infinitely stupider than the first movie? Why did they forget to give any of these kids a personality? And jus…

On this week's show, we're putting on our fencing masks and telling tall tales as we talk about 2000's Urban Legends: Final Cut! Why are these urban legends all kinda weak? How come nobody is really that bothered by all these bodies piling up? Did they just spin a wheel to decide who the killer was? And how many hokey plot devices can you really cr…

On this week's show, we're popping on our funny glasses and reaching for some kind of coherence with 2003's Spy Kids 3D: Game Over! How come Stallone seems to be the only one having fun here? Are there some kind of stakes on the line in this movie? Why isn't this just a straight remake of Chinatown with kids? And what would make a better 3D movie: …

On this week's show, we're a-wop-bop-a-loo-bopping our way through 1982's Grease 2! How come nobody recognizes this Cool Rider guy? Where does Frenchie disappear to? Whatever happened to Maxwell Caulfield, anyway? And why is this movie so flat and lifeless? All this, plus peeing on rabbits and some major Michelle Pfeiffer adoration. Grease 2 is dir…

On this week's show, we're joined by special guest Brian Valiquette as we choo-choo-choose to talk about 1995's Under Siege 2: Dark Territory! How did Steven Seagal end up as a major Hollywood action star? Why is his episode of SNL regarded as the worst of all time by almost everyone? What's in that energy drink he was shilling in the mid-2000s? Al…

On this week's show, we're joined by Cohen Bury - aka DJ / producer / confirmed space jammer Sixtroke - to slam some dunks on 2021's Space Jam: A New Legacy! What's with all the Gameboy disrespect? Have you subscribed to HBO Max yet? Do kids care for jokes about The Matrix? Why haven't you subscribed to HBO Max yet? Why is there a Pennywise in this…

On this week's show, we're burning down the house with 1999's The Rage: Carrie 2! Why is this even a Carrie sequel when the real-life story it's based on is far more horrific? Who actually wants to watch a sex tape at a party? And what's the actual purpose of guidance counselors, anyway? The Rage: Carrie 2 is directed by Katt Shea, and stars Emily …

On this week's show, we're somersaulting all over the place for 1997's Mortal Kombat: Annihilation! How come half the cast of the original didn't show up for second helpings? Why does everything look so plastic? Is this the worst movie we've done on the show so far? All this, plus we remember Night Trap on the Sega CD and Rodey does the whole episo…

On this week's show, we're tucking a talking chicken under our arm for 1985's relentless nightmare Return To Oz, directed by Walter Murch. Why is this film so bleak? How much of a threat can people with wheels for hands really pose? Is Dorothy Gale doomed to a life of PTSD-induced delusions? And who do we have to call to get a Gasper Noe-directed A…

On this week's show, we're saying so long to trivial things like gravity and diving head-first off a building into 2003's Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, directed by McG! Is this the most early-2000s movie out there? Where's Cameron Diaz these days? How come every single Irish accent in this film is unrelentingly awful? How is McG directly respons…

We're back again with another Saturday morning bonus show, and this time we're off to the Amazon for The Karate Kid animated series; specifically, the pilot episode of the show, My Brother's Keeper! How is Daniel LaRusso even allowed out of the house, let alone off on globe trotting adventures? What's this shrine everyone is looking for? Why's Mr M…

On a hiatus-breaking bonus episode, we're hanging out in our PJs and chowing down on sugary cereals to talk about an episode of PROBLEM CHILD - THE ANIMATED SERIES; specifically, Junior And The Jailbreak from November 1993. What's up with Junior's anime hair? How on Earth did his dad become a sheriff? What godforsaken genetic abomination is this ki…

On this week's show - and our season one finale - we're dressing up real nice and doling out meaningless awards to the dreck we've subjected ourselves to for the last six months. Who's the naughtiest little boy? What's the best soundtrack to get a speeding ticket to? Who had the strongest back? And in a hotly contested group, who's the best Keanu? …

On this week's show, we're closing out Good With Numbers month and taking our first dip into the MCU with 2014's Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Why's Cap bothering to wear pants when he has that awesome shield? Would taking the super-serum just make you the most anxious superhero in the world? What's the best movie for elevator action? And wh…

On this week's show, we're deep into Good With Numbers month as returning guest Cohen Bury - aka Sixtroke - joins us for a walk'n'talk through 2004's Before Sunset. What's in that book that Jesse wrote? How great is Julie Delpy? What's the smelliest city? All this, plus some to-the-point diary entries and a real tenuous quiz about sunsets! Before S…

On this week's show, Good With Numbers month rolls on and we're straight-up dying to talk about 1991's Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, directed by Pete "Thunderpants" Hewitt. How come everyone in Heaven is dressed like a purple farmer? What's our idea of Hell? Is Station the only Christian alien? Who greenlit a family comedy that kills its protagonists…

On this week's show, we're kicking off a month of Good With Numbers episodes by grabbing our self-lacing sneakers and jumping in our tin can cars to visit the grand old year of 2015 with 1989's Back To The Future Part II, directed by Robert "Back To The Future Part I" Zemeckis! How great are the visual gags in this one? Why does that pizza look del…

On this week's show, we're illegally crane-kicking the opposition in the face as we chat about 1989's The Karate Kid Part III, directed by John G. "Won an Academy Award, for heaven's sake!" Avildsen. How come the motivation of our villains appears to be "upset a child"? What realtor thought it was a good idea to lease property to Daniel LaRusso? Wh…

On this week's show, we're getting all sparkly in the sunshine with 2012's The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2, directed by Bill "Candyman 2: Farewell To The Flesh" Condon! Why does this baby look like that? How come everyone seems fine with Taylor Lautner calling dibs on this kid? Where did all Dakota Fanning's dialogue disappear to? Where's…

On this week's show, the gang are off to Springwood, Ohio for some much-needed rest with 2003's Freddy Vs Jason, directed by Ronny "Bride of Chucky" Yu. How did we end up with this version of the movie? Why is there way more exposition than there are kills? What 'versus' movies do the gang want to see? All this, plus we play a game about Freddy qui…

On this week's show, strap in for the utterly confusing ride that is 2011's Cars 2, directed by John "Not the boss anymore" Lasseter. Who made these cars? Why do they have things like religions and monarchies? Does that mean there's a Car Jesus? Do these cars have souls? If so, where is the soul located? How are these cars reproducing? And what's g…

On this week's show, we're goo-gooing and gaa-gaaing our way through 1990's Look Who's Talking Too, directed by Amy "some great movies and Loser" Heckerling. Are John Travolta and Kirstie Alley blatantly staying together for the kids? How come this kid's mouth is moving along with what Bruce Willis is saying? Why is there a talking toilet dumped in…

On this week's show, if you go down to the woods today, you're in for a big surprise - the raging dumpster fire of a movie that is 2000's Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2, directed by Joe "Not really a narrative feature guy" Berlinger. Why does this movie ditch its only good idea in the first five minutes? Was the original a theatrically-released snu…

On this week's show, we're busting out the bell bottoms and bursting into song for 2018's Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again, directed by Ol "some Dakota Fanning movie?" Parker. Why do none of these songs line up with the narrative? How come everyone's just standing around? What was Andy Garcia thinking, other than "money, money, money?" And where the hel…

On this week's show, we're joined by Cohen Bury - aka musician / DJ / producer Sixtroke - as we don our sunglasses indoors and talk about 2003's The Matrix Reloaded, directed by The Wachowski Sisters. How come the much-fabled Zion is actually kind of a dump? What new age nonsense is Morpheus selling as his side hustle? Why the hell don't more movie…

On this week's show, we're jamming horn instruments where they don't belong whilst we talk about 2001's American Pie 2, directed by J.B. "This AND Say It Isn't So? In the same year?" Rogers. How come this Stifler jackass isn't in jail already? Where did the slither of charm from the first movie disappear to? Why is Jim such a narcissist? What the h…

On this week's episode, we're joined by singer-songwriter Alex Zaichkowski - aka Havelin - as we sharpen our stakes and chow down on garlic for 2004's Blade: Trinity, directed by David S. "Ugh, Dawn of Justice too?" Goyer! Exactly how disinterested is Wesley Snipes in starring in his own movie? How hard were they trying to convince us we want a Han…

On this week's show, we're waving goodbye to this nightmare year with 1989's New Year-themed cash cow Ghostbusters II, directed by Ivan "Junior" Reitman. Did absolutely no-one in this movie learn from the events of the first one? How come Ernie Hudson gets such short-shrift all the time? What's in that slime anyway? Chances are, nothing good... Why…

On this week's show, we're experiencing severe festive head trauma as we talk about 1992's Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, directed by Chris "Bicentennial Man" Columbus. How come Kevin isn't in care after the events of the first movie, or at least spending hours in therapy every week? Why are Harry and Marv still together, and how come they made a …

On this week's show, we're roasting chestnuts on an open dumpster fire while we talk about 2018's A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding, directed by John "Aliens In The Attic" Schultz. Where exactly is this movie set, and what draconian nightmare world does it exist in? How come these leads have zero chemistry? Exactly how long did it take the Netf…

On this week's show, buckle up as we slide our cars sideways into 2006's The Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift, directed by Justin "Better Luck Tomorrow" Lin! How much did That Actor get paid for This Cameo? What's the best way to get out of a speeding ticket? Why does nothing seem to faze the main character of this film? Where's the best place to se…

On this week's show, we hubble, bubble, toil and trouble our way through 2020's The Craft: Legacy, directed by Zoe "Hey, Band Aid was good, okay?" Lister-Jones. How come these witches are all super-nice? What's going on with David Duchovny's face? Bong or penis pump: an ongoing concern. Do ouija boards work? Who the hell asked for a sequel to The C…

On this week's show, the gang experiences a mild psychotic episode whilst trying to unpack 2012's Thankskilling 3, directed by Jordan Downey. Kickstarter movies: friend or foe? How much is it gonna cost to get Sam Raimi to take a pass on this one? What's up with the animated hip-hop cat? Why exactly does the turkey want that lone copy of Thankskill…

On this week's show, we're taking a deeply questionable trip through the streets of our hometown with 1988's Short Circuit 2, directed by Kenneth "big TV guy" Johnson. Is this movie racist? (Spoiler: Yes. Yes, it is.) Who's got the worst fake Scottish accent in the history of cinema? How come Steve Guttenberg and Ally Sheedy didn't wanna be in this…

On this week's show, we're going bus-hopping and tomb-raiding with 2001's CGI-exsplatterganza The Mummy Returns, directed by Stephen "hell yeah, Deep Rising!" Sommers. Which member of the gang is actually BEST FRIENDS with Brendan Fraser? What hell was going on with George A Romero's original pitch for this franchise? Why's The Rock barely in this …

On this week's show, we're talking 2020's snoozy horror Brahms: The Boy II, directed by William Brent "Stay Alive" Bell. Did nobody making this movie bother to watch the first one for continuity (even thought it's the same creative team behind both films)? What the hell happened to Katie Holmes, and exactly how much of it is Tom Cruise's fault? Is …

In our ill-advised debut, we're talking about 1991's Problem Child 2, directed by Brian "The Flintstones" Levant. What's up with everyone dressing the same in this film? Why is everyone intent on shouting at each other the whole time? Did Gilbert Gottfried really coin the term "too soon"? How come TV chat shows are so sketchy? Are the set designers…