00:02:55 - Traynham's beef with gift cards 00:08:54 - Rod's various movie spoilers 00:19:11 - Rex True Hollywood Story at Planned Parenthood 00:40:38 - Traynham's theory on ugly interracial couples 00:49:25 - KOBE 01:12:55 - More mass shootings

HAPPY GENOCIDE OF INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY!!!!! 00:00:00 - Truly pointless and possibly partial drunk banter on Neb’s failure in fantasy football 00:06:09 - Nick Cannon playing Richard Pryor 00:12:47 - Paris attacks 00:19:45 - The pitfalls of the Houston rap community 00:41:09 - Pusha T continues his war against Lil Wayne 00:58:14 - Meek Mill and Hip…

#ThroatThursdays (@MrsViges) 00:00:00 - Maria and Monet vs their spouses. Good start! 00:05:45 - Doormen, police and the power complex 00:09:30 - Rex’s Hiatus 2016™: Road To The Traphouse campaign update 00:11:58 - Another ridiculous Rex True Hollywood Story 00:16:13 - Halloween updates and sexual stereotypes based on race 00:37:00 - Rosie and Posi…

@JustKels88 is our special guest! 00:00:00 - Miraf’s aunt? 00:02:50 - Traynham hates China 00:07:19 - Rex True Hollywood Story 00:13:11 - The charm of French Montana 00:18:58 - Kels on Jay Rock’s latest album + Travi$ Scott’s rise 00:32:00 - The state of live rap shows 00:37:13 - The hidden background to Meek vs Drake + the social media underpinnin…

0:00:00 - Kobe vs Jordan 0:03:05 - Hummers in swimming pools 0:09:07 - Matching white women on dating apps 0:15:07 - #SLUTWALK 2015, feminism and cultural shifts 0:28:50 - How would you define a “slut”? 0:38:57 - Young Christians and attempted exorcisms 0:42:42 - Nuance on Twitter 0:50:17 - Shitty TV shows and how to judge sequels 1:12:04 - A story…

0:00:40 - Black Twitter Podcast Review 0:09:10 - Traynham ends the show 0:10:00 - Volkswagen goes to shit 0:17:25 - Young Thug’s Slime Season 0:20:17 - Traynham on Shrooms and a ton of Molly talk 0:31:20 - Stephen A Smith Is A Dick 0:36:00 - Rex True Hollywood Story Part One and the social conservatism of blacks 0:44:56 - Matt Damon jumps the shark…

Rex opens up with another True Hollywood Story set in Dallas. Traynahm dissects the red flags of personalities on Twitter and Instagram. James Harden is exposed cheating by an ant-like stripper and the implications of having access to unlimited women is considered. A Houston billionaire makes a move on his son's mother-in-law and Traynham reveals h…

Rex and Traynham are Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid as they brave this episode alone. They open with music reviews of Travis $cott's new album "Rodeo" which leads to Traynham condeming Dom Kennedy. Rex shares more rapper stories (some of which have to be censored) before describing how The Most Interesting Man In The World pussy-cupped a naked …

Rex opens up about a revealing moment during his time in the hospital and tells the story of a self absorbed rich guy he now works with. Rod details the cold war between Jay Gruden and RGIII of the Washington Redskins before Traynham explains his views on technoglogy's effects on society. WE MISSED THE VMAs TO GIVE YOU THIS GOLD SO BE GRATEFUL. ESP…

The night is dark and full of terrors as the group delves into dark territory surrounding death and the nation’s most recent mass shooting episode. Traynham reveals his war with pitbulls and Rex’s 1st 48 marathon viewing sparks a conversation surrounding killing violent criminals outright. We’re online @FuckPolygons.…

THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS: Neb is back and he has something to say about something he refuses to say anything about. Yeah. Meek Mill takes on Drake and we judge where Meek went wrong. Traynham refuses to hold back IN HIS EVER CONTINUING WAR WITH FEMINISM. He somehow re-enlists Rex into his ever continuing war against religion. Meanwhile, Future's Di…

#FutureHive supports the escape of El Chapo. Traynham battles Rex on Batman and goes on a diatribe about Wolverine. Rex then sacrifices himself on the cross in an attempt to prove he's a terrible candidate for women. Traynham gets thrown under a bus about his miminum age requirement on women and his date strategy. @FuckPolygons on Twitter.…

****DISCLAIMER: THERE IS A WEIRD TECHNICAL GLITCH THAT HAPPENS**** Traynham updates Rex on Tyga's love life. The outcome of the 2015 DeAndre Jordan Hostage Crisis. Miraf reveals scenarios where football players get rapey. Whoopi Goldberg capes for Bill Cosby. Bob Marley & white devils are explored. Then there's a production glitch. Traynham resumes…

HOLY SHIT: it's been an entire two months since our last episode but we're back with a drunk Traynham and a combative Rex to get back on our insanity. We missed the BET Awards! Joel Osteen gets "attacked." We also judge everyone Oprah is friendly with. Diddy is a terrorist and potentially bisexual. MORE MISOGNY FROM TRAYNHAM while describing Rick R…

Kellyn joins the show and gets questioned for being Game of Thrones abstinent while questioning the guys on their philosophies surrounding dick prints. Trayham attempts to dive into women's filthiness and Rod describes the day he discovered he was advertising at work. @FuckPolygons on Twitter.com

Neb and Rex review Furious 7 for Traynham and Rod since it can't be spoiled and they won't watch it until it hits Netflix. Rex deems workplace sex a no-go, Neb sounds guilty about something that isn't even said and Rod interrogates Rex about his supposedly stale sex life. We're on Twitter @FuckPolygons. Interrogate us online.…

Amanda's back! With Efe! Butt plugs are brought up once again because, Amanda. Efe shares her 3 focus questions she hits men with up front. Traynham answers a question and gets attacked while Rex plays the sidelines. Twitter hookups, religion, gender roles and FEMINISM. Everything is on the table. Tweet us @FuckPolygons about everything.…

Amanda's Twitter handle changes to avoid prude employers. A fan of the show questions our philosophies on relationship insecurities surrounding sex. Traynham refuses the 90 Day Rule and institutes his own timeline for savagery. Rex uses the word "acrobatical" which, he's not even sure is a word. Rod describes the profile of his perfect woman and, a…

Traynham accuses Neb of being a cake eating Nazi before rehashing approaches on drugs and women. Rex shares an assault story from Kenya that takes an unexpected turn and Neb describes Bangladesh before he and Rex fly out to visit. Somehow, hand-to-hand combat across law enforcement fields is dissected. Don’t ask how, just listen. We're on Twitter @…

This is simply a Neb vs Everyone episode on drugs. Well, except for Rod. He's nearly silent the whole debate and when he does chim in, the Mayor of Nazareth comes up. Do you do drugs? Do you hate drugs? Do you hate us? Regardless, let us know on Twitter @FuckPolygons

The episode opens aggressively mid-conversation about $50 owed for a football fantasy league. Multiple bodies are thrown are under multiple buses. Before we can begin though, Producer Rod goes on a tirade concerning our "Black Bagger Vance” episode, inadvertently comparing Jesus to Brian Pumper. Eventually, Silent Neb introduces his perspective on …

This is our special edition "butt-play" episode which we randomly had after our original episode featuring Amanda. We'd prefer not to describe anything that's said in this episode. Better you all just listen. If you want to continue our talk about all things anal, tweet us @FuckPolygons and find us online at FuckPolygons.com…

Gunna joins the show with one thing in mind: throwing Rex under the bus. In the midst of the shots thrown, Gunna explains the ins and outs of The Friend Zone™ and Traynham explains why getting “curved” by a woman, is a myth. There’s a kitchen sex story here. There are a few stories, actually. They’re all savage. Oprah is complimented in terrible wa…

Friend of the show Amanda stops by and opens up on some of the perspective of a biracial Black woman. We dissect fetishes and favorite porn genres before Amanda reveals why she searches for porn stars that looks like herself. Amanda questions the motives of men who like to run trains and Producer Rod gives an orgy story involving a woman in a trenc…

Friend of the show Wes joins the panel to describe the events of June 2007, where a physical altercation took place in Houston. The conversation spirals into the logistics of selling and managing sex. Wes gives insight on Twitter vs Instagram Direct Message strategies while Rod defines house guests of James Harden. We’re on Twitter @FuckPolygons an…

Top Five from Chris Rock gets reviewed before the team dissects the pros and cons of traditions. Jesus of Nazareth is accused of being a nymphomaniac by Rex while Miraf reveals a secret about Nebyou Jesus. Traynham shares his love for Halloween while Producer Rod is absent, engaging in traditions. We’re on Twitter @FuckPolygons and online at FuckPo…

Oil prices drop, terrorizing the world economy but the team eviscerates both Drake and J Cole as vocalists. Can J Cole drop a classic? Will Kendrick’s sophomore effort be wack? Is Drake a fuck boy? Yes, he is a fuck boy. No need to listen to the show for that. The past era vs the new school is dissected from a longevity standpoint and Miraf jumps o…

Birdman -the film, not the handrub connoisseur- is reviewed before Rod and Traynham explain the mechanics and upsides of fleshlights. It doesn’t take long before the team discusses the psychology of sex, between genders. In-studio guest Ely accuses Rex of having an eskimo brother before Neb reveals the last time he had sex. Tweet us concerning our …

Through a sea of free corporate sponsorships, the team tackles money and women, in savage fashion. Traynham explains his theory on buying vagina, Neb puts a number on his financial goals and Miraf reveals the geographic source of ranch dressing. Eventually, Producer Rod engages the team on credit building and destruction. Rex reveals the church he’…

Rod defines introverts before Rex rages over #Ferguson. Don Lemon's credibility is laid to rest before the team lightens up over the aspects of nightlife in Houston and beyond. Neb is placed on a dancing pedestal and Winnie the Pooh is deemed sexually ambiguous. We're on Twitter @FuckPolygons and online at FuckPolygons.com. You can email us about a…

Neb enters the fire by defining women's gender roles but Traynham takes his place in the oven when he reveals his take on women in relationships. It all comes to a crashing end when Rex invents a drug he'd like to use. Tweet us about our mistakes! Or, you know, just cuss us out. @FuckPolygons on Twitter…

Rex updates the crew on the 2014 midterm elections and how to get money out of politics. Later, the team tackles the downsides of society's greats: Jay Z, Beyonce, MLK, LeBron; NO ONE IS SAFE. Tweet us @FuckPolygons.

Keanu Reeves returns as "John Wick" but, the team would rather tag Bill Cosby "a rapist." Traynham finds time to compare Jasmine Guy to a vampire before everyone dives in to religion, spirituality and how it all ties in. Also, Silent Neb learns the President's real name. We're on Twitter, folks. Hit us @FuckPolygons or email us at aSquareIsArectang…

GRAND OPENING: Traynham compares "Dracula Untold" to handjobs before Rex and Producer Rod attempt to school him on Google Android. Later, everyone analyzes America's flailing education system and in-house encyclopedist Miraf reveals villages raise children? Tweet us @FuckPolygons or email us at aSquareIsArectangle@FuckPolygons.com…