This week Nick Slayton joins Francis for another Godzilla movie. This month we watched Shin Godzilla, a 2016 Japanese movie which uses Godzilla to saterize Japanese bureaucracy through the art of destroying Tokyo Follow Nick on Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/nslayton.bsky.social Please consider donating to Trans Lifeline. Support our trans homi…

This week Francis and Nate talk about logging the hell off. Plus Marine Todd returns to blackmail us for Bitcoin. Ed Zitron's article - https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-slop-society/ Please consider donating to Trans Lifeline. Support our trans homies - https://translifeline.org/ Check out the store for weekly updates and new products. Take 10% off …

This month the Zoo Crew laments home ownership, Neil Gaiman, and the Zyn craze sweeping the troops Recorded Jan 15th This is a Preview episode. To get this and many episides like it, sign up at the $5 level of Patreon, where you'll get access to years of bonus content and the discord we share with Lions led by donkeys https://www.patreon.com/posts/…

Francis and Nate tell some old Army stories about being cold and kinda whiny Feel you're not getting enough dad talk, subscribe to the Patreon for all of our bonus content - https://www.patreon.com/Hellofawaytodie Check out the newest items in the store. Desert Storm cards are restocked! - https://whatahellofawaytodad.com/…

Francis and Nate answer your Dad questions. If you want to ask a question, then join our patreon at any level and get immediate access to the Discord channel we share with Lions led by Donkeys https://www.patreon.com/Hellofawaytodie This week we're giving out advice about cooking easy meals for the family and how to pick yourself a hobby…

This is a preview of our MASHCast episodes. Hear this, past, and all future episodes at the $5 level on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/mashcast-season-119502325

Eric Peacock from the podcast Soundtracker joins Francis to talk about the Disney movie Mulan. The Music! The violence! The talking dragon voiced by Eddie Murphy. Strap in and we'll make a man out of you! Listen to Eric's show about movie soundtracks here - https://x.com/Soundtracker_ This is one of our many bonus episodes released on Patreon last …

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Francis and Nate are joined by Jack Forman to talk about Christmas music. We begin to introduce Nate to the wonderful world of kid friendly, family music which sounds dangerously close to Rick Ross at times. You can listen to our playlists here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4Iwe7r6nKWu91hk1WPQBhr?si=b209f290d3c440fb https://music.apple.com/us/…

This week Francis and Nate talk about cops being dumb with guns, installing ceiling lights, and busted cars

This month we're facing down Tim Kennedy's stolen valor, watching a coup actually get punished, and CEOs losing out on the streets of NYC This is a preview of our bonus episodes, which are available for $5 a month on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/posts/117710079

This week Francis and Nate are getting too in the groove of home repairs and ending up mad and hungry. Nate continues to have SysAdmin pains, we talk about when is the best time to call a professional, and answer your Hey Dad questions We have both mostly left the bad site and are now on BlueSky Francis - https://bsky.app/profile/whatahellofawaytod…

As we reach the end of the first season of Spike TV's Deadliest warrior, we bring back the classic IRA vs Taliban, but this time with Tom O'Mahony, the podcast's official Irishman. This episode gives us a battle in a junkyard, and the debate between the AR-15 and AK-47 being settled by a Canadian for some reason. This is a preview of an episode on …

Francis and Jack take you through their favorite Thanksgiving's Day songs to play for the holiday. Instead of politics, bring a playlist to dinner. Apple Music - https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/thanksgiving-songs/pl.u-06oxN7zTjKvGgz Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3iILb1DzpnGvPgOh0xY98v?si=75c783f8a2a64e87 Songlist includes I'm a Tu…

The Deep State's formost news site The Onion bought Infowars in attempt to bring journalistic integrity to the site. No word yet on who gets the Infowars MRAP This is a preview episode. Get this and years of bonus content by signing up for the patreon - https://www.patreon.com/posts/116757845

James Stout from the It Could Happen Here podcast tells Francis about visiting the Darien Gap and speaking to the migrants braving the jungle for an opportunity at a better life. You can listen to James' show and interviews with the people of the Darien Gap here - https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-it-could-happen-here-30717896/episode/the-darien-g…

The Zoo Crew goes back to College with Justin Long and Jonah Hill in the college movie Accepted. One of the last of the Great American College movies made before the economy collapsed and no one could afford school any more This is a preview of one of our bonus episodes this month. For the full episode sign up at the $5 level on Patreon - https://w…

This week Francis and Nate are logging off, reading books, and hoping for Kirkland branded apartments above the local Costco If you like this and want more episodes and other exclusive content, consider the Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/Hellofawaytodie Find yourself something new in the store. Pins, art, handmade, stickers, and more - https://w…

It's been a...not great week for many of us online. Jack Forman, a dad, a former teacher, radio host, and kid indie music artist joins Francis to talk about how to talk about Presidential Elections with your kids Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/Hellofawaytodie Check out the store - https://whatahellofawaytodad.com/…

This week Nate is still in Geneva Housing limbo, but he's getting closer. The two talk about finding new hobbies in middle age, spreading artistic wings, and how to rock out baby style If you like this and want more, we release three bonus episodes a month on Patreon. You can get even more Dad content such as MASHCast, Deadliest Warrior, and a lot …

This month's MASH episodes are right in our wheelhouse. Crisis sees the 4077th dealing with supply line cuts as best they can. George tackles homosexuality in the Military, and it's surprisingly well done and not super offensive. Get the entire episode, and eight years of bonus content for just $5 a month on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/posts/…

This week Jason Pargin joins the podcast to discuss his latest book, I'm Beginning to Worry About this Black Box of Doom. We discuss the impact of social media, the desire to follow breaking news regardless of what is true or not, and the KILLDOZER Pick up the book - https://static.macmillan.com/static/smp/starting-to-worry-about-9781250285959/ Fol…

This month Francis is joined by November (@PostOctoborist) to talk discuss the matchup of two men of legend, the Highland hero William Wallace vs the king of Africa Shaka Zulu. It's an episode full of wallet chains and uncomfortable Scottish shit talking. Listen to November's many podcasts WTYP, Trash Future, Kill James Bond, No Gods No Mayors This…

Francis discovers there are cities that will pay for you to move to them, mostly in Indiana. Nate does his best to dissuade him This is an unlocked bonus episode. If you like this, you'll get lots more on our Patreon. Eight years of bonus content at the $5 level - https://www.patreon.com/c/Hellofawaytodie Check out the new store, find a new collect…

This week the Zoo Crew talks vacations. Where we've been, where we're going, and a lot more. Get the whole episode, and more, on Patreon. Five bucks a month gets you access to all of our bonus content - https://www.patreon.com/posts/114174563