Drugs! Debauchery! Divas! Drunks! Debutantes! Dates! Stories from writer Auriane de Rudder, narrated by the author herself. Boozy afterparties with guests from the story! You can get a copy of Not Literary or any of Auriane’s books by visiting Aurianederudder.com. You can also sign up for our mailing list on the site and get book tour and giveaway info. To donate to the Not Literary Podcast, Venmo @aurianederudder or Cashapp $Charlottefootlove. Any donation over $20 gets a special treat!
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Get to know those with the uncommon courage to be themselves. (Vulnerability not venality) No airbrushed, wrinkle free, manufactured, secondhand, assembly line lifestyles
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Sirens: New Fiction by Auriane de Rudder
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We are BACK from our Technical-Difficulty-Induced hiatus and, man, does it feel good! Today, Auriane shares her new, fiction story, Sirens, a Tennessee tale about addiction, recovery, hillbilly makeovers, pristine interior design, and potential drowning. Since today's fiction format is a little longer than our usual tale, we're skipping the after p…
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This month we discuss the ramifications of not giving a about your bad reputation, and I tell the infamous I PEED ON HIS KEYBOARD story. Spoiler: I pee on his keyboard. Also, Shauna tries Salvia. And has anyone here smoked "Crack Weed?"Auriane de Rudder
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BatBosses with Special Return Guest, Matt!
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Split personalities, errant granny panties, car crashes, child bands, homophobes and MORE! You wanna hear about some crazy, fu*kin' bosses? We got em, baby! Wanna be on the show? Email us your idea for a story at Notliterary@gmail.comYou can find our host, Auriane de Rudder at aurianederudder.com and on her socials @aurianederudderLove us?! Tip us …
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The Unsolved Mysteries of the 13th Floor
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Happy Thanksgiving! On this episode, I tell you a story about my first night working in The Belvedere Hotel in Baltimore. Did I learn Mafia crime secrets? Was everyone just with me?! Do we solve an actual Unsolved Mystery?! Like, from THE TV SHOW?At the afterparty, I'm joined by Stephanie, who also worked at the Belvedere, and our conversation goes…
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Welcome To California! With special guest Korey Clarke
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We're back for Season 5 with new stories, new guests and new announcements! Today, Auriane tells a story about her first week living in LA...or Long Beach...Wait, aren't they the same thing? Afterward, we are joined by Long Beach Local and new LA resident, Korey Clarke for a boozy afterparty. We discuss the difference between Long Beach and LA, the…
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Season Four Finale: LET’S TALK ABOUT FOOTPORN...With Special Guest Shauna!
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Recorded from Mexico, it's finally time to get into FOOT ! This season, we've been discussing the healthy and not so healthy things we did during the pandemic. In this episode, Auriane finally shares the most unique experience she had during lockdown, which was... creating and marketing her own... Footporn. Also! Special guest Shauna yells us why Y…
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Did you have a NAUGHTY OR NICE Pandemic? Whatever. Lets go to the Bar!
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We're back and discussing our pandemics, for better or for worse. But first! Auriane leads you through a special, Christmas mediation...let's get cocktails with our chosen family at The Bar! After the party, is the Afterparty and we're joined by Aur's friends from back in the day, Gabe, Ryan and Poet Mykl Levi. Levi even gives us an impromptu poetr…
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What happens when you fully commit to achieving a goal for year, and the endless hours of striving aren't enough to reach it? Rachel Zilinskas is a professional triathlete who is driven to realize her full potential and compete out of a love for excellence and greatness.Andrew
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Not Literary Meditation: Betty Ford Spa-Day with Lindsay Lohan AND Falling for Poet Stephen Zerance!
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Happy Lohan Holiday! Today's episode is Lohan Themed, since our girl Linds is poised for a come back. We do a Lindsay themed meditation, and then are joined by Poet Stephen Zerance for an afterparty. Find out all about Stephen at @stephenzerance or @lvcifers_revenge2 or sign up to get his new poetry FO FREE at stephenzerance.substack.com. You can f…
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Halloween Meditation and Pandemic Tales: Auriane Builds a Bunker with Special Guest Justin Mayfield!
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The #NotLiteraryPodcast is back, baby!! Just in time for Halloween! Join us while we zen out with a little non-pretentious autumn meditation, and then pop the champagne and talk about the batshit crazy things we did during the...Pandemic. 👻😱👽👻That's right, we have FINALLY stepped out of our denial/nostalgia phase and into our let's-process-this-mes…
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We're back for season 4 of the Not Literary Podcast! This time, instead of totally unpretentious Storytelling, we're doing totally unpretentious Meditations. These are meant to chill you out, make you smile and sometimes even make you laugh. After each meditation, we're joined by a special guest for an afterparty, complete with cocktails! Join us a…
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Baltimore Stories and Bad Girls of the 2000s with Special Guest Stephen Zerance!
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This month, I read Temp to Perm, a short story about a temp job GONE WRONG (ever heard of a KILL TANK, anyone??!) in Charm City. Afterward, I'm joined by critically acclaimed poet (and my friend!) Stephen Zerance.am we get into some more gritty Baltimore Tales about psychotic twinks, teens in trunks and Jon Benet Waters. Stephen also reads a poem f…
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Near-death experiences, Hasidic jerk offs, random legs falling from the sky, and so much more... it's New York City, baby! This month I'm joined by my friend Melissa, a long time New Yorker and we are telling lots of stories from NYC. I also read my story, 35 Cents, which is about a weird near-death experience in the city when I was a child. Shout …
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A Southern California Love Story: Valentine’s Day Episode with Roddy Tullenz and Bre Kelley!
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What happens when the douchebag you're dating thinks he's a bad boy in a movie, but he's actually more, like... Rumpelstiltskin? Auriane reads a new story (with AND BLOOD in it! Happy Vday) and is joined by filmmaker Jason Willford and stand-up comedian Bre Kelley. Btw, guys, THEY'RE IN LUVVVV! See, Not Literary isn't only for loveless cynics! Chec…
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And then...I Took My Top Off. NEW YEAR’S EVE SPECIAL with Not Literary and Reggie’s Bar! F Omicron!
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This month, I tell a tale about FREAKING OUT and then realizing that maybe, just maybe, things are actually okay. Or maybe even, pretty good? Seemed right for #thesetryingtimes. After the story is the after party with writer Garin Pirnia and then we open...Reggie's Bar! Never been to Reggie's? It's an online bar for days (and NYE's, apparently) whe…
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Not Literary Holiday eSpecie With Jesse Cooley!
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Merry Christmas! Happy Ramadan! Happy Kwanzaa! Happy Hanukkah! In this episode: Getting hit on by monks, bathing with flea and tick shampoo, CHRISTMAS CHEER (in the form of public masturbation 😑), and of course a brand new holiday story from author Auriane de Rudder. Oh! And don't forget about Jesse and Auriane's holiday video, Cocaine Country Xxxm…
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What would cause someone who is financially secure and living the California beach life to join the military? What would a women learn about her feminine and masculine sides surrounded by guys flying a Blackhawk helicopter? Emily doesn't have to wonder as this is an experience she has lived and shares with us.…
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Season Two Finale!! Donnie the Dog F*cker and Afterparty with Erin the ”Buxom Brunette” from Rebound
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There's no gentle way to put this. This week, I'm going to introduce you to a literal dog f*cker. Fasten your seatbelts this is going to be a disgusting ride. Afterward, I'm joined by Erin, the "Buxom Brunette" from Rebound, and we talk about all the important stuff, like pimps, taking shots and, uhh, cheese?…
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Amateur Night with THE SLUTTYS!!!
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This week, we read Amateur Night, a story about New Years Eve and...well? Boogins. Afterwards I'm joined by my friend (Brittney) and my other friend (Carolyn) and we reminisce about pimps, bar fights and our .Auriane de Rudder
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Tumbleweeds and an afterparty with my fellow Band Aid, P(J)enny Lane!!
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I tell the story of my first night working at Tumbleweeds, a country/hiphop nightclub with some very seedy clientele. For real tho, I had to pull a BABY out of the wet tshirt contest, y'all!! Afterwards I'm joined by none other than the famous Band-Aid Jenny Lane (ha) and we talk about band boys, bar scars and crashing weddings/pretending to be los…
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Don’t ya Wanta Fanta?!
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This week I tell the story of the time my BFF and I sold sodas on the street dressed as Fantanas. With hobos. And then got chased by the cops. And so much more! Erna, or Svana from the story joins us at the afterparty and WE.GET.MESSY. Also, if you don't know about heisting the Buffalo Trace buffalo, now you know...…
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No special guest today for our super short half-way through it episode. I rest my liver this week and tell the humiliating tale of HOW Alex dumped me. Spoiler: I was dressed like A CASSEROLE... Buy a copy of any of my books at Aurianederudder.com XOXO -AAuriane de Rudder
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Snow Ball Paul and Nothing Like a Good Day Drink: A Two-Part Storytelling event!
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Ever been the victim of a micropenis? What about the victim of a good day drink? Today I tell the sad but funny story of --somehow--both. I'm joined at the afterparty by two women who are in the second part of the story, my friends "Melinda" and "Karlie." Let's talk about in....THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD??? Whaa?…
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I tell the story of my creepy boss who I assume is going to molest me, but instead surprises me in a way I never expected. Afterwards, I'm joined by my bartending sister from another mister, Kasey, and we tell a few bar scar stories for you. Also, guys, why are there so many Nashville shitters?! Kasey's husband, Brett, stops by and pokes fun at us …
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Hotel Paper
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This week, I tell the story of this hot hot HOT military guy that I boned in a conferwnce room, and I'm joined for The After Party by my friend Matthew, who tells us all about this really scary guy we like to call Vampire Eyes. It's all bad dates and awkward trysts! Enjoy!Auriane de Rudder
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Celine is the co-captain of the NBA Brooklynettes, has performed on ABC Good Morning America, CBS Bull, MTV, Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Late Show with Stephen Colbert, and in print on Sport Illustrated. To me, being a hip hop performer in Brooklyn seems the epitome of being cool in today's culture and I asked what her thoughts are on this.…
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The Nashville ! After party with Allie Jo Mo...
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Today I tell the tale of the one, but sadly, not the only Nashville . Afterwards I'm joined by Allie Jo Mo and we talk stories, reveal a few bar scars and there's even a butt naked homeless woman mixed in there for ya. This is the Season 1 finale, but Not Literary will be back with a Season 2 where we're telling stories from Auriane's first book, R…
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This week is short and sweet, just a little quickie about club drugs and accidentally assaulting my old, perv boyfriend. Just another Sunday morning, amirite?! We will be back in full force next week for the season 1 finale, complete with a boozy afterparty and VERY special guest! Brace yourselves for...THE TALE OF THE NASHVILLE !…
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”Please! Take Me to The Mall...” Auriane tries to become a stripper and FAILS. But wait,there’s more
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Another short story from the book Not Literary, this one about a desperate man in a strip club and the all around f*ckery that was 2008. At the After Party, author Garin Pirnia joins us and we talk about our mutually wasted years in Chicago, blacking out, working for MyOpenBar, and big panties and trying to make good art (and a living) during the p…
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Ghost Party (Music free version)
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Music! Drugs! Weirdly baggy pants and butterfly hair clips! Let's take a trip back in time to the late 90s / early 2000s... I'm joined by a very special guest and we talk a lot about druggggggs babaaay! Also music. Fashion. Raves. General Fu*kery. This version of the episode is music free. If you're interested in listening to the music version you …
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Getting to Know Your One Night Stand: DON’T DO IT! (Music free version)
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This is the story of the worst date I've ever been on in my entire life. At the after party, I'm joined by my friend Allison, who is the only person I know that's been on worse dates than I have. She has some real horror stories for you! Get ready for unsolicited pics, a butt guy with trypophobia, Yogi's on ecstasy and much, much more. Oh, and Auri…
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Of course an episode about Jason would run long into the night... In this special episode Joe and I get drunk and wax poetic for almost another hour. ⚠️ There was a lot of wine...Auriane de Rudder
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Our Friend Jason
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This week I tell two of the more sentimental stories from Not Literary, about my good friend Jason who passed away in 2020. I then have a lengthy after party with my friend Joe where I drink way too much wine and we talk about everything from pooping to Jeffrey Epstein. I actually had to cut the after party in half, so there is a bonus episode this…
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Dirty Donuts
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In today's story, we meet the World's Fattest Man. This story takes place in Chicago, where George Chapman will do anything to get his mitts on another Big Mac. Afterwards, my special guest Matt tells a few harrowing tales about an awkward elevator encounter and a shaved cat. Oh, and everyone hates John Mayer.…
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A quickie story about buying my bike from tweakers, my first week living in Long Beach. This one is solo and isn't in the book. I'll be back next weekend with the story of The Fattest Man Alive and a surprise guest!Auriane de Rudder
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This is a quickie story from my Baltimore years. My friend Sarah joins me (we're in Mexico this week!) to discuss our time living in Baltimore--specifically the time she kidnapped a live crab. Also we talk about Gwen Stefani's cultural appropriation, the death of DMX and the gender bending happenings at the late, great Grand Central Station.…
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A trip to Nogales, Mexico gone wrong...or right, depending on your opinion. Spoiler alert! Everybody ends up butt naked...Auriane de Rudder
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Viktoria
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What drives someone to leave home in Austria, move to New York at 21 and continue to follow their passion in life having experienced the things every women fears in life? Viktoria has made her own path in life and doing so lead to her lawyer creating a new category for visa application as a ballerina model because no other label fit what she did.…
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Tijah Ejan shares her story of becoming a NFL Cheerleader soon after high school. Growing up shy and misunderstood, she now looks back at her ongoing journey to find her voice and looks forward to a career in dietetics.Andrew
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Taylor Mali
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Talia Landman
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Talia was born looking up, and she has grown up to become a space journalist, photographer of the galaxies and stars, and even flown in zero G. She is also a empath who shares her views on disagreement, not living for others, and finding out who you are and accepting all of who you are.Andrew
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Ginger Kutschbach
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Ginger saw the two soldiers get out of the car and immediately knew her best friend, husband, and father to their young son was gone and she was alone. Alone with the pain of loss at first and then alone with the joy of watching their son grow up. The experiences she has gone through and the strength of character she has to face them casts a differ…
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8x BMX & MTB World Champion and 2x Olympian Caroline Buchanan has given so much back to the sport through her scholarship program, book series, and balance bikes. Her accident off the bike is the greatest challenge she has ever faced, and it's remarkable to see her be real about the depression and remain focused on being positive and have a life an…
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Jaclyn Younger
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Jaclyn has dedicated herself to expressing what can't be put fully into words, in fact she uses none. Relying instead on concise movements, turns, timing, poise, and posture. For those watching, truly paying attention, they might connect with what she is saying and walk away with a totally new perspective on life.…
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We can talk about body image and embracing your curves, but things you can't see like anxiety and depression are much harder to address. Meagen knows, she's been their and is now helping others experience a similar transformation by cheering them to take responbility for their journey and equipping with them the tools to help them succeed.…
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Fire breather, singer, dancer, Britain's Got Talent semi finalist. What I enjoyed talking with Georgie the most was that she seemed focused on helping me understand where she was coming from rather than being worried about how she came across.Andrew
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Keira is a cyclist in Europe who started racing on the road at 14 and was the under 16 national champ. She is driven and shares her thought on racing, life, and why a knowing contentment with life is deeper joy than the fleeting feeling of happiness we usually think of.Andrew
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