From Beetlejuice Beetlejuice to U-Boat Your Life. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the KGB Aardman knock-off and the Hitchcock/Herrmann bust up. "He's just so...earthy."Stu & Joe

From Duel to For Fox Sake. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest IAN COPPINGER discuss, among other things, Jimmy Stewart's loose fingered murder mystery and the most tense songs in all of 80s soft rock. "Ocean's 8 makes Ocean's 12 seem like Ocean's 11."Stu & Joe

From Trap to Undercover Goat. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, what happens when you nuke Moscow by mistake and how many sheep constitute a killing spree. "Shut up, The Goblins."Stu & Joe

From Lucy to Come On, You Coyotes! In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a horrifying facility holding 70s glam legends and what you get for surviving zombie nonsense. "Fingers crossed and one foot on the floor."Stu & Joe

From Alien: Romulus to The Woman That Gave A Hoot. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Harry Potter; gangland heavy and B movie director of real pedigree. "Cholesterol, schmolesterol."Stu & Joe

From Elysium to Aww, Not Christmas!! In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest CARL DONNELLY discuss, among other things, the Tom Cruise version of Groundhog Day and Ginger Rogers: Hollywood's twitchiest cop. "Christmas is so last year."Stu & Joe

From Anyone But You to ConFEDeracy. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest SOOZ KEMPNER discuss, among other things, Jerry Maguire's contribution to child elimination and the dumb fun of Mike Bassett. "The horse doesn't know it's a simulated Grand National."Stu & Joe

From The Great Outdoors to Squidgepot. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest BILLY KIRKWOOD discuss, among other things, Kurt Russell's alcohol support group and how to traumatise your children using only buttons. "A super carrot if you will."Stu & Joe

From Beverley Hills Cop: Axel F to Hum That Tune. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest JAY LAFFERTY discuss, among other things, why female singers and jungles don't mix and how jazz led to the world's most addictive Wonka chocolate. "Dot dot dot, perhaps?"Stu & Joe

From Brightburn to The President Goes Ape. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how a small town goose gets rid of it's frustration and why John Wayne can't work with a monkey on his face. "Back into the shame hut."Stu & Joe

From A Quiet Place: Day One to Birth Of A Nation For Irish People. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why Gene Hackman won't leave a living witness and the Michael Madsen/Harry Belafonte connection. "I just want to buy her a cup of tea."Stu & Joe

From RoboCroc to Hang On, That's An Owl. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the effectiveness of long range flashy things and when Harrison Ford was the world's biggest star. "Hollyoaks was the stuff of a madman's dreams."Stu & Joe

From Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga to The Climb Of The Penguins. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest MATT REED discuss, among other things, how saving minority families from fires is horny work and why Emma Thompson should clean her room. "That's how you do Dolly Parton."Stu & Joe

From Hard To Kill to Jack Strang - All American Hero. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the shortest version of Psycho ever seen and why Tom Cruise and a chicken are interchangeable. "YOU get a dead nurse, YOU get a dead nurse..."Stu & Joe

From Under Paris to I'll Have Some More Pineapple, Hedgehog. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, what the people of northern Scotland got instead of The Matrix and Raquel Welch's rock music confusion. "Every woman is a bontempi organ waiting to be played."Stu & Joe

From Never Say Never Again to Jellyfish Must Die. In this episode - the 50th EPISODE JAMES BOND SPECIAL - Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why a dismissive Frenchman is standard issue equipment for a spy and the greatest videogame ever made. "Barbara, changing a tenner."Stu & Joe

From The Invitation to Stamp 'Em Out, Scamp. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the healing power of Miley Cyrus and an intrusive camera obscura. "Hello, segregated eating areas!"Stu & Joe

From Abigail to Croc Around My Heart. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest ELEANOR MORTON discuss, among other things, what would drive a bear to kill and the Michael Gove/Tina Turner connection. "I'm going to respectfully milk Lindsay Lohan."Stu & Joe

From Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire to Snakes On A Stage. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why you always check your equipment before you ascend Cliff Richard and the cutting edge research that turned TLC into En Vogue. "No one give her a tissue, she's a star."Stu & Joe

From Weird Science to You Can't Spell Passchendaele Without Passion. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the perils of tightrope walking four at a time and Jimmy Stewart's infamous contractual demands. "Why don't you cock off?"Stu & Joe

From Airport to (Barking Seal Noises). In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest SUSAN MORRISON discuss, among other things, the cake related rumours about Noel Coward and Ryan Gosling; overly chatty driver. "No, I'M pregnant with Dean Martin's baby!"Stu & Joe

From Silver Bullet to The Moth-er Of All Trials. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Julie Andrews being stalked by dogs and a Korean mentor's questionable skills with women. "Mental illness is a rainbow."Stu & Joe

From District B13 to Water Chess: The Eternal Dance. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why The Sugarcubes soundtrack New York's descent into chaos and why the Smurfs were being hounded by the British police. "The Bat Unbugger button didn't work."Stu & Joe

From The Lavender Hill Mob to Pull The Otter One. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the best way to watch Kung Fu Panda 4 and the importance of checking your pod for boy bands. "Those Norwegian sets of cheekbones harboured murderous desires."Stu & Joe

From Saltburn to Sherpapotamus 2. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest DAVE JOHNS discuss, among other things, the vulgar lyrics of Lionel Bart and aborigines on hoverboards. "It's like I've been pied in the face by the world's shortest Mongolian clown."Stu & Joe

From Force 10 From Navarone to You Can't Beat A Anteater. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, some very upsetting angels and the world's itchiest dancer. "Look out, he's on your 12."Stu & Joe

From Drive Away Dolls to To Gazelle And Back. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Zoltar influenced 90s rap music and more realistic post-kill wisecracks for Bruce Willis. "What's new, Mola Ram?"Stu & Joe

From Dune 2 to The Niagara Falls But The Heart Rises. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Al Pacino can provide you with crystal clear picture and sound and what can go wrong when two gentleman golfers become infatuated with the same girl. "I'm gonna take a snoring machine and I'm gonna tut."…

From Wicked Little Letters to Flying Respect. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how the Jaws novel could have been made better and why Taylor Swift is a liability to the British Security Services. "Models love heraldry."Stu & Joe

From The Hitcher to The Day The Panda Dream Died. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, what happens when French royalty strikes a blow for American feminism and the volcano musical we've all been waiting for. PLUS - the winners are announced for the only awards that matter; ours. "How many Meg Ryans is too many Meg Ryans?"…

From California Split to Coronation Beaver. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest GAVIN WEBSTER discuss, among other things, the magic of hearing Guns n Roses underwater and Leslie Phillips rampaging through the streets of New York. "What do you mean Lewis Collins said no?"Stu & Joe

From The Devil Rides Out to Bronkowitz & The Fish. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Vincent Van Gogh; SoCal Dude and a baguette...somewhere in the trees. "Thank you, Scientology."Stu & Joe

From Poor Things to Bear With Me. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Arnie inflames racial tensions in Brooklyn and the greatest Scottish movie that you've maybe forgotten about. "All Donats have holes."Stu & Joe

From Shattered to Slumming It. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the second life of Oskar Schindler and the injustice of Posh Splash winning an academy award. "I'm incorrigible."Stu & Joe

From The Magnetic Monster to Silverback Racer (with Klingons). In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest BEN CROMPTON discuss, among other things, the outdated bigotry of Spiderman and why hippies always spell trouble. "Welcome to the Budd-osphere."Stu & Joe

From The Taking Of Pelham 123 to Too Fast, Too Fuhrer-ous. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the dumbest Native Americans in history and the city of New York having a bad hair day. "It's the Union Jack waistcoat, isn't it?"Stu & Joe

From Salem's Lot to Flamin-go And Save Your Life. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Disney's most pornographic movie and a Marvel hero's religious epiphany. "It is my pleasure to serve. Waft arms."Stu & Joe

From Next Goal Wins to Bats For Christmas. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest PIPPA EVANS discuss, among other things, Andie MacDowell's pubic grenade and Marilyn Monroe keeping a safe distance from the AT-ATs. "Mighty chilly on the beach, you know."Stu & Joe

From Basic Instinct to The Watergate Plumbers: Patching That Leak. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the meanest prison ship in all of space and how the Gremlins killed a medical career. "Action Jackson!"Stu & Joe

From Falling For Christmas to Summer School Terror Of The Wind. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest SUSIE McCABE discuss, among other things, Tom Hanks in a turkish prison and the easiest possible choreography in Footloose. "Why won't pigeon people make friends with me?"Stu & Joe

From Single All The Way to Out For A Hippopotamus On The Titanic. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest PAUL McDANIEL discuss, among other things, what would make kids pray for the Child Catcher and the immortality of wombats. "Skin that sheep in a sexy way."Stu & Joe

From Renfield to A Sheepload Of Trouble. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why Eddie Redmayne doesn't deserve to be the new Robin Askwith and the importance of not being near a hungry Jeff Goldblum. "I need a block of ice and a big knife and I need you to act surprised."Stu & Joe

From Oppenheimer to Eucalyptus & Me. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, John Wick in Greenock and why you should end The Italian Job early. "I didn't know I'd have to shield you from the ugly truth of the coke fuelled disco 70s."Stu & Joe

From Invasion of the Body Snatchers to The Vulture Club: Did You Really Want To Eat Me. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why Indonesian gangsters are no match for Gene Kelly and what if Johnny Utah was way past his prime. "Ever the master of understatement was Dizzy Gillespie."Stu & Joe

From Dream Scenario to The Greatest Of All Time. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Sandra Bullock embarrasses herself and what happens when you disturb Woody Allen's egg. "Happy Fourth of July, Mr Bear!"Stu & Joe

From The Bourne Identity to Dr Serious & The Big Hairy Spider Of Love. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, several episodes of "Your Dad Remembers..." and the box office poison of Charles Dance. "I'll be sitting here with my forbidden thoughts about Rosie Hetherington."Stu & Joe

From Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour to One Prick Against Thousands In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the availability of mascara after the apocalypse and how Q department is sick of your shit. "A vision In chiffon and silk."Stu & Joe

It's an Oscars trivia special - a little earlier than normal - listen with baited breath as Stu & Joe struggle with utterly useless information. Play along at home and see if you're less useless. PS - thank you for all your emails, we very much appreciate them and we'll address as many as we can when we return.…

While the main show takes a small break, (back soon), enjoy this little snatch of inane, trivial mutterings which was deemed too inane and trivial for our trivial and inane show. Play along if you like - no cheating.Stu & Joe

From Escape From New York to Dear Argentinians, One Hump Or Two. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Brad Pitt & MLK's landmark love affair and the three types of Gene Hackman. "Reasons."Stu & Joe