Deborah DeFrancesco + Kerri Tabasky are forty-something, badass moms and writing partners, and they’re done apologizing. Kerri + Deb’s witty banter, dirty minds, funny friends, special guests, personal stories and all the tangents will captivate listeners and keep them coming back for more. Their raw honesty and humor about various topics from motherhood to guilty pleasures provides relatable, hilarious, and limitless material.
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Are you tired of apologizing for being you? You know, the human part of you that some times feels like it has to be different at home /work/play. The human side that just wants to be HOT (humble, open, and transparent) about your wants, desires, and uniqueness. If you answered yes, this is a podcast for you. Join host Emily Elrod,MHS as she dives into conversations with guest about what they are not sorry for in a creative and loving way.
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Debbie and Kerri get emotional during the season finale, but not in the way you think! Their emotion comes from the SUPER inappropriate commercials from the 60s and 70s that WROR’s Lauren Beckham Falcone shared: Loves Baby Soft and the “sexy baby,” Nestea’s tasting the “taste of wetness” and Maxwell House’s captain, “me captain, you wife.” The unra…
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The penultimate episode of season five is short and silly and everything everywhere all at once. The ladies discuss Debbie’s nickname and their fondness for matinee concerts so they can get to bed early. Kerri shares her go-to dish that “worked every time” when she was young and single. They lose their shit over Martin Sheen falling off the buildin…
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The cheese tax, the cheese tax…WTAF? The cheese tax has exploded, and thanks to Kerri, you'll be humming that catchy tune all day. This episode has the ladies teetering on the edge of many rabbit holes, but somehow they manage to stay on track. Debbie needs pelvic floor physical therapy, so of course, the ladies discuss what that entails and if it …
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Check out round two of the “Just a Taste” episode, and indulge in what we hope will be the most hilarious and inappropriate five minutes of your day. You’re Welcome!I'm Not Sorry
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Debbie + Kerri continue to slide down all the rabbit holes and off the deep end into oblivion. The topics range from the enormity of women's responsibilities over school vacation week (and in general), and why women are called "nags" for trying to get shit done. The reality of their deeply suburban life isn't lost on these two. Debbie has too many …
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This episode is ridiculously HI LAR IOUS. As out of control as ever. And WAIT until you get to the end; brace yourselves for a gut punch of uncontrollable laughter. Join Kerri + Debbie as they slide down all of the rabbit holes, off the motherf*cking rails, off the deep end into oblivion. The girls keep it lite, covering topics ranging from The Han…
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This episode is off to a rocky start! Debbie + Kerri attempted to record the podcast on video, but their performance in front of the camera was less than stellar. Kerri wins the competition of "who has the most control issues." Debbie's a wee bit hungover and still wearing last night's makeup, somehow leading Kerri to explain how to play "Betty Whi…
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In this episode, Debbie and Kerri will have your head spinning as they bounce from topic to topic in their heavily caffeinated and highly entertaining state. Highlights? Kerri is high on cheese (yes, cheese!), and she's shrinking. Debbie breaks out her best Shakira impression, and the girls discuss the motherf*cker who doesn't want his wife to wear…
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The episode kicks off with a little Justin Timberlake and his SNL “Motherlover.” The girls don't plan to talk about porn again, but when Debbie says, "Drew Carey is a dirty bitch," Kerri needs to know why! Discussion of America's favorite game show host's sexual liaisons leads them to discuss sex dolls (and the proper way to clean them), red rooms,…
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Get ready for erotic stories, porn, and passion... Oh My! Kerri discovered a new porn site for women by women, and jumps right in to read some of the stories on the podcast, which teach some very valuable lessons (wink wink.) Debbie talks about the ten worst fashion trends of 2022. But she doesn't feel like the trends are that offensive because she…
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Episode 5 is off to a premature start but quickly goes into Debbie's recap of her trip to Denmark. Then she shares how she and her husband were "wrapping presents" (AKA having sex) while the kids were home. The ladies can't help but giggle as Kerri tells a story about a dude whose best friend is a turtle and was in his wedding party. Debbie discove…
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Kerri and Debbie are completely off-script in the final episode of 2022! They try to play games, but the tangents take over as they discuss old shows they’d like to bring back. They question trying aerial acrobatics but quickly decide that’s a hard no. The conversation leads to the scientific proof that Jack could never have fit on that door (still…
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You read it right! In this week’s episode, Debbie and Kerri stumble upon the underworld of cake farting while exploring their love for Brad Pitt and his consumption of shrimp cocktail (and other delights) in his movie roles. Kerri gets fired up about all the news we don’t care about, like the GMA affair and the Megan and Harry Netflix docuseries. D…
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It's the most wonderful time of the year; however, Kerri + Debbie are sad to report that the Sharper Image catalog is a major disappointment, and they have nothing to share. Instead, they play games, including This or That, and then launch into a marathon holiday version of FMK (Elf, Grinch, and Santa Claus??) The conversation continues with secret…
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It's the I'm Not Sorry Season 5 premiere and Debbie + Kerri are super excited to be back in the studio! They recap their summer trip to LA, the land of beautiful people and sad pancakes, and where they're somehow older and rate lower in that city than in Metrowest Boston. Their rollercoaster has ultimately brought them back to reality, the realizat…
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It's the I'm Not Sorry Season 4 finale, mothaf*ckas, and there's sooooo much to talk about! Debbie + Kerri are fired the f*ck up, and nothing is off-limits. Let's start with the Utah lawmaker who insisted that women can control their semen intake. She must have been absent the day they taught sex in sex class. Next, Kerri + Debbie share middle scho…
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Welcome to the penultimate episode that has Debbie clearing her throat and swallowing… OYSTERS! The girls discuss the cringeworthy moments in some of the most iconic movies we loved but would never fly now. Kerri does everything she can to gross Debbie with her impressively nasty Would You Rather question. The ladies celebrate Lizzo, question why a…
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Kerri + Debbie saw Maverick and are ready to share their review! Why is Jon Hamm so angry? Also, they don’t even know which was funnier, Tom Cruise grunting his way up a mountain, the teenage boys making fart noises all through the film, their lunch consisting of popcorn and M&Ms, or their own running commentary. Then, Debbie wonders if she’s the a…
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The ladies are giddy with excitement about being back together in the studio, seeing the movie Maverick and Jon Hamm. You’ll totally get their nostalgia for all things 1986, including music, tv shows, and waterbeds. Debbie and Kerri discuss pride month, the importance of accepting all people as they are, NO MATTER WHAT, and that the rainbow means w…
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The ladies jump right in with a story about Kerri finally getting closure from her 8th-grade crush. Then they discuss the "unorthodox" method of enhancing fertility, according to the Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's doctor. Caution: This story may make you gag, wink, wink. But it's nothing compared to the woman who birthed her sixth baby roa…
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There’s some incredibly heavy sh*t happening in the world today, so the girls thought they’d lighten things up a bit with some good old butt humor. This episode will have you contemplating your back door in ways you’ve never even considered. Debbie + Kerri share stories about people finding themselves in precarious positions, including a Tik Tok st…
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Good news! Debbie made it through surgery, had FUN, got reprimanded in post-op for swearing, and thankfully isn't incapacitated! Woot! Woot! Kerri's mortified about the truth behind swim-up bars and what actually happens at (or under) them. Debbie's fascinated with the "The Grow Your Clit Movement" and is debating whether she should join the fun. T…
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This episode was recorded pre-surgery for Debbie, and Kerri is worried that she may become incapacitated when under the knife. The ladies have some conspiracy theories about Siri and are disappointed she won't beatbox for them. Deb gets fired up about her strong endo cells, stating that her dick would be giant and girthy if she were born a man, and…
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Debbie has a serious case of the Mondays, and Kerri wonders if they broke a record for how many times they actually say the "c" word in one episode. With Mother’s Day around the corner, the ladies share some very inappropriate Mother’s Day gifts. Kerri + Debbie take an unexpected trip back to the 90s with their Christian Slater crush (and putting h…
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Attention, please… Snickers has officially responded to claims that they have removed the "dick vein" from their candy bars. Whaaaaa? And, what's with the uptick in public masturbation? Debbie + Kerri share a story about a guy on the train who took his pants and underwear off, lay bare-assed, and committed a lewd public act. Unsurprisingly, they mo…
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This week's guest is the LEGENDARY comedian, Jay Mohr!! Jay's prolific career includes significant roles in movies such as Jerry Maguire, Picture Perfect, and Go. He was also on SNL for two seasons, was named the Greatest Living Comedian by Rolling Stone in 2017, and one of the top 100 comedians of all time by Comedy Central. Kerri + Debbie quickly…
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Deb + Kerri survived adult gymnastics together! Although they probably should have ditched the pre-gymnastics sandwiches to avoid the after tumbling nausea. Lesson learned. The ladies then get into a conversation about where NOT to put M&Ms and buttery popcorn. After they contemplate the unfairness of nether region terminology, they welcome their v…
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It's Kerri's 50th, and the girls are still celebrating! First, Kerri has many stories to share after her unforgettable birthday trip to the Dominican. Then Debbie and Kerri move on to adult gymnastics and the over-ambitiousness of getting their back handspring after two decades. Is it really a good idea? Once again, the ladies lust after Jon Hamm i…
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The ladies get deep with Million Dollar Listing's Matt Altman. He and Debbie went to high school together, and she somehow managed not to sleep with him. Shocker. Kerri + Debbie learn all about Matt's road to success, becoming one of the world's top luxury real estate agents. Matt's driving around in a party bus (for a good reason) and shares some …
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It's the SEASON 4 OPENER MOTHAF*CKAS, and Debbie + Kerri start the season with a perfect mix of their silly shenanigans and deep conversation. They’re obsessed with Anna Delvey, Elizabeth Holmes, and the Tinder Swindler for some strange reason. The conversation includes midlife awakenings vs. midlife crises, Kerri's adversity to pirates, and an upd…
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Here’s a taste of the I’m Not Sorry podcast, season 3! Get psyched for a wicked funny season 4 coming soon!I'm Not Sorry
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Kerri + Debbie are on fire in this highly titillating season 3 finale! Debbie’s singing vibrator has arrived, and the ladies unbox it but can’t figure out how to turn it on. They test it out to music, which leaves them buzzing with laughter. There’s way too much singing, not enough coffee, and lots of Paul Rudd’s d*ck. Debbie + Kerri review wacky a…
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Today Debbie + Kerri shift from their usual fantastically filthy to simply fantastic as they welcome storyteller extraordinaire, Amy Güth. Amy first indulges the ladies in the incredibly awkward story (about accidentally giving her dad a bikini wax), which she told live on stage at Laugh Factory Chicago, landing her the title of Chicago's Funniest …
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This quickie episode is off the rails from the start. Kerri needed a timeout two minutes in because of her spastic something or other in her bronchial thingy, which led the conversation to a new depth of inappropriateness. Kerri is still obsessed with Dexter (from 2008), adding Michael C. Hall to her list and loving his sister’s countless combos of…
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Debbie + Kerri are back in the closet together for the first time in a month! Woot! Woot! Today's episode opens with breaking news: A couple sued for selling their son's porn collection, and a lawmaker who pantsed a referee at a high school sporting event. Welcome to 2022. (Or is it still 2020?) Comedian Corey Rodrigues then joins the ladies to tal…
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In today's episode, the girls commiserate over Covid. Kerri's daughter has it and Debbie's getting over it. Debbie's very proud of her 'vid induced, accidental dry January (that's only been a week and totally won't last) while Kerri went to Puerto Rico and ran into Grant Show, AKA Jake from Melrose Place. The ladies laugh their way through several …
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There's never a dull moment on the I'm Not Sorry podcast! First, Kerri and Debbie discuss rich men polluting the air with their d*ck juice. Next, the girls rage after revealing "breaking news" about a man wearing red lace thong underwear as a mask on an airplane. WTF? Then there's a story about a reality TV star who sells her farts for $1400/jar. D…
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Today’s episode will take you on a fun-filled, laugh-inducing emotional roller coaster! Debbie and Kerri will have you blushing within the first minute as they research the caloric content of the male ejaculate. The episode flipflops between filthy hilarity and female empowerment. Debbie is fired up about her comfort zone, and the ladies discuss th…
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Yes, we’re talking about an actual hairless cat who was breastfed on a Delta flight. But it gets even better when Kerri + Deb dive right in with their commentary of this year’s Sharper Image catalog. Two words: Personal Massagers. The ladies get down and dirty with some new products, including a heated massager and one that responds to music and do…
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Yes, that’s right, BALL DIPPING. But, before we go deeper into that, the girls grace you with a taste of their lovely voices while discussing the most commonly misheard song lyrics that will make you laugh out loud. Kerri tells a story that somehow includes Amelia Bedelia, and Debbie has an outright visceral reaction to her name. Debbie talks about…
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Debbie and Kerri welcome back fitness influencer Jordan Syatt. In this “shocking” episode, Jordan breaks down why carbs aren’t the devil (and quite sexy), rocks his movie trailer voice, and shares when you’re the most likely to gain weight. Jordan gets fired up about putting butter in your coffee and disagrees with Debbie about New Years’ Resolutio…
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In this pre-Thanksgiving episode, Kerri and Debbie talk about Paul Rudd right out of the gate and his amazing d*ck scene from the movie “Wanderlust.” Deb eats a Reese’s ugly sweater-themed giant peanut butter cup on-air while Kerri slightly judges her and her love for processed chocolate. The ladies also discuss what they are NOT grateful for but h…
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Two in the whaaaaaa? Yeah, Debbie is genuinely shocked Kerri hasn’t heard this funny phrase before, and Kerri is even more surprised that her husband has. The ladies discuss Paul Rudd, the “Sexiest Man Alive,” which leads to a conversation about professional cuddlers. They wonder if that’s really a thing, or is it code for something else? The girls…
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Welcome to the I’m Not Sorry micro-episode! The girls had planned to meet in the cedar closet to record, but with sick kids at home, they had to Zoom instead. Deb can’t get past the word “micro,” obviously leading to a juicy discussion about micropenises. Kerri shares a few fantastic gems from a notebook found on the street with tips on how to be p…
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Season 3, Episode 7: Debbie Gets Plowed: This episode gets dirty real quick when Debbie shares how a not-so-quickie cured last week’s rage (and apparently, her ankles can still touch her ears). Kerri and Debbie play FMK with the Brawny lumberjack, the Energizer Bunny, the Michelin Man, with a bonus Mr. Clean. The girls answer hypothetical questions…
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Season 3, Episode 6: Deb’s seriously raging this week, and Kerri attempts to bring her out of her funk with a game of Cards Against Humanity, Period Pack. Kerri makes Deb legit dry heave with a question about Beyonce’s Diva Cup. Their hypothetical questions lead to discussions about deli meat sheets and the origins of oral sex. As usual, the tangen…
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Season 3, Episode 5, is not so quick and very dirty. Kerri and Deb slip into something more comfortable as they write brutally honest personal ads for each other. The ladies play What Would You Do, with thought-provoking questions about delivering babies in elevators, switching genders for a day, and indecent proposals. For once, Kerri's dirtier th…
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Season 3 Episode 4 Betches And Beyond: Today, Debbie + Kerri’s guest is Sara Levine, the super inspirational and intriguing Editor-in-Chief at Betches, a female-founded, female-run media and entertainment brand that provides a space for all women to get real about life—funny, honest, and unfiltered. Sara’s an editor, writer, memer, social media man…
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Season 3 Episode 3 is all about animal instincts, some of our favorite things, stray hairs, boobies, and so much more! Debbie + Kerri analyze the front-row “performance” given by two frisky gorillas at the zoo. Kerri shares a story about a VERY well-hung zebra from her family trip to the zoo (the picture speaks 1000 words and about 18 inches). Debb…
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Season 3 Episode 2 is twattastic! Kerri + Debbie talk about how everyone seems so ragey these last few weeks… including them! Debbie’s bringing the word “twat” back (or is that Ted Lasso’s doing?) Kerri got “carded” at Clover, and Debbie left fart dust in Kerri’s guest bathroom. The girls keep trying to put Vicky the Robot in her box, but that bitc…
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