Welcome to the Museum of Tat - a place where disappointment and failure is celebrated. This is the prologue to series three. It explains nothing, but says everything. Presented by Professor Jeffrey Colins, curator of the Museum of Tat. Devised by Robert CrightonThe Worlds of Robert Crighton

Attack of the Christmas Squirrels - written and performed by Robert Crighton. The story does exactly what it says on the tin.The Worlds of Robert Crighton

The Museum of Tat Roadshow - Edinburgh Fringe Festival Special Short. Currently running live at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, here's a little something Jeffrey put together between shows - including some live footage and audience responses. Produced by Robert CrightonThe Worlds of Robert Crighton

Coffee, Coffee, Coffee: An Audio Thing by Robert Crighton - recorded from the depths of his duvet cover. Capturing, I think, the experience of being me first thing in the morning! NB: One of the sound effects was faked using a beaker and tap water. This is not a documentary and I'm not that twisted. #audio #essay #podcast #comedy?…

The UN Special Representative - written and performed by Robert Crighton. Our hero/victim is awoken in the middle of the night by a team of people led by the so called UN Special Representative. Only the UN doesn't stand for the United Nations and their reason for coming to the door are more bizarre. A new story from multi award-winning writer and …

The Other Day... Everyday Stories of my Casual Demise - Ep. 8: The Dimensions of Mime - written and performed by Robert Crighton. The Other Day is a semi occasional series of stories set in the other day of my previous life. I always die. Based on a series of comic monologues that started life in the Live from the Get In! stream - in fact, this epi…

The Other Day... Everyday Stories of my Casual Demise - Ep. 7: The Claws of Outsource - written and performed by Robert Crighton. The Other Day is a semi occasional series of stories set in the other day of my previous life. I always die. Based on a series of comic monologues that started life in the Live from the Get In! stream - in fact, this sto…

The Dog Barked... written and performed by Robert Crighton. Another short short story, a little burst of narrative to invade your ears. Everyone writes a short story featuring a dog one day. This is that day. #story #storytelling #audio #podcastThe Worlds of Robert Crighton

The Other Day... Everyday Stories of my Casual Demise #Ep. 6: The Massacre of St Valentine's Eve written and performed by Robert Crighton. The Other Day is a semi occasional series of stories set in the other day of my previous life. I always die. Based on a series of comic monologues that started life in the Live from the Get In! stream - this tim…

It Was What... written and performed by Robert Crighton. Another short short story, a little burst of narrative to invade your ears. 'It Was What...' is the story of a two people who haven't been in touch in a while. #story #storytelling #audio #podcastThe Worlds of Robert Crighton

Guess our Tat! A very special episode of The Museum of Tat - the Guess Our Tat Special. Guest expert Dick Davidson is with us again to evaluation our latest acquisition. But what is it? We won't tell you! Use the clues given throughout the episode to tell us what you think it is. Tweet your suggestions to us @MuseumofTat and we'll tell you if you'r…

A Conversation about Cheese with Professor Kaos. In 2017 we were recording various bits and pieces of audio for the Museum of Tat podcasts when Professor Kaos started talking about cheese. This is the result. Produced by Robert Crighton, because he could. #comedy #podcast #cheese #randomThe Worlds of Robert Crighton

The Museum of Tat presents the first of two special episodes featuring your favourite Tat celebrity, Dick Davidson. This week Dick (author of 'Everybody Loves Dick') Davidson talks about the damage done to the Tat market when a container of Plastic Rubber Ducks went overboard in 1992. #comedy #audio #podcast Written and performed by Robert Crighton…

The comedy that no one wanted to hear has been found! This is especially confusing as it was never lost. In 1973 a comedy script materialised on the desk of a radio station of a minor Soviet satellite state. The script was performed, untranslated from the original English, in 1974 and immediately became an overnight sensation. A copy of this record…

Christmas is here - so it's time to revel in Tat and the Christmas Tat Miracle. Special performance from the Tat Community Choir. Written by Robert Crighton, with Michael Fouldes and other random voices we grabbed in a bar one afternoon.#comedy #tat #hideoustat #podcastThe Worlds of Robert Crighton

The Other Day... Everyday Stories of my Casual Demise #Ep. 5: Christmas of Doom written and performed by Robert Crighton.The Other Day is a semi occasional series of stories set in the other day of my previous life. I always die. Based on a series of comic monologues that started life in the Live from the Get In! stream.Music and sound effects from…

A very urgent Christmas Appeal from the Museum of Tat. #comedy #podcast #audio #ChristmasThe Worlds of Robert Crighton

The Other Day... Everyday Stories of my Casual Demise #Ep. 4: The Phone of Sacrifice written and performed by Robert Crighton.The Other Day is a semi occasional series of stories set in the other day of my previous life. I always die. Based on a series of comic monologues that started life in the Live from the Get In! stream - this episode was, in …

The Other Day... Everyday Stories of my Casual Demise #Ep. 3: An Unearthly Medieval Village written and performed by Robert Crighton.The Other Day is a semi occasional series of stories set in the other day of my previous life. I always die. Based on a series of comic monologues that started life in the Live from the Get In! stream.Music and sound …

First Hand Recollections of the Great War by William ColemanIn the early 1980's, William Henry Coleman, a veteran of the First World War, was persuaded to talk about his experiences. What he didn't realise was that he was secretly being recorded. This is a special documentary featuring a restoration of that footage, with a specially recorded interv…

The Other Day... Everyday Stories of my Casual Demise #Ep. 2: Exit Survey of Death written and performed by Robert Crighton.The Other Day is a semi occasional series of stories set in the other day of my previous life. I always die. Based on a series of comic monologues that started life in the Live from the Get In! stream. Music and sound effects …

'There Were...' written by Robert Crighton and performed by Sarah Golding. A very short story. To support my work, go to www.patreon.com/robertcrighton #storytelling #audio #podcast #free #patreonThe Worlds of Robert Crighton

The Other Day... Everyday Stories of my Casual Demise #Ep. 1: A Cabbage of Necessity written and performed by Robert Crighton.The Other Day is a semi occasional series of stories set in the other day of my previous life. I always die. Based on a series of comic monologues that started life in the Live from the Get In! stream. Music and sound effect…

Metal HarvestWritten and Performed by Robert Crighton with music by Richard Fawcett“This is the story of a shell...” Throughout the First World War the armaments created passed through many hands – from those in the mines and factories who made them, to those who transported the boxes and those who fired the guns. This is the story of one shell, th…

The Wheel of Shame Or, the Noises of the Hamster in the Night-timeWritten and performed by Robert CrightonA comic ghost story about a young girl who accidentally murders her hamster and his haunted by the sounds of its spinning wheel.The Worlds of Robert Crighton podcast releases new material every week and can be subscribed to via all good podcast…