Deep within the decimated Dragon Cloning Facility, our team of intrepid agents search for a way to get the dragons under control and a way to get off the island. Guided by a dead scientist's audio logs, the team learn more about what was going on behind the scenes on the island. In this episode, Koala gets high as a kite, Annabelle saves a life and…

By popular demand we wanted to release the full 6+ hour directors cut of the OMEN Christmas Party Special. This is the complete Parts 1, 2 and 3 with no breaks... so make sure you've been to the bathroom before you start it! We'd like to thank everyone who took part in the Christmas Special and everyone who's supported Sean as he spent weeks editin…

It's time for the finale of the Christmas Special and Santa's militant elves have caused significant damage to the facilities. The alert level is the highest that its been in at least a week and on every floor of Deep Storage OMEN field agents search for unseen threats that lurk in the dark. Happy endings are myths, as you will soon see, as you tun…

Santa's evil elves run rampant through the OMEN Investigations Deep Storage facility. Monsters are unleashed, airlocks are broken and dangerous objects are unleashed on the staff working down there. The teams from the Christmas Party head down in the elevator towards their respective levels, armed with an AK-47 and their own wits. How will things w…

It's time for the annual OMEN Christmas Party - a get together for all the agents left on site during the festive period. The bar is open and the buffet is too, so it's time to let your hair (or whatever hair-like equivalent you might have) down and enjoy yourselves! Fundraising Efforts: As part of the Christmas Special, we’re going to be doing a f…

As you might be aware from our Twitter and Discord, we’re not releasing normal episodes of the podcast for a few weeks while we work on the OMEN Christmas Party Special. It’s going to be one of the biggest roleplaying podcast events we’ve ever tried running, with almost forty player characters. Needless to say, its going to take some time and effor…

The team make their way into the research labs deep in the cliffside of Fyre Island and find Doctor Moclam's old research. Unbeknownst to them there is something down there hunting them. Martin gains a new power, Annabelle does some investigation and Koala gets emasculated by a knife-carrying dog. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavi…

Koala and Annabelle discover a mysterious individual hidden in a snow drift on top of a mountain. The team regroup on the North East section of the island and head towards Moclam's Cloning Labs. Koala desperately tries to frame an elderly man, Martin exposes a magical secret and Annabelle is the only one to make it down safely. Dungeon Master: Sean…

A year has passed and that means it's time for our Halloween Spooktacular! This year the lovely Andi is DMing a one-shot mission to the snowy tundra of northern Sweden. A decade long magical contract has been violated, and now a troll is on its way to destroy the city of Gävle. Will this team of misfits be able to save the day, or will the troll fu…

After leaving the relative safety of Opal's exhibit, the team make their way up the treacherous, icy mountain in the centre of Fyre Island. Will the team survive the peak, or end up as the frozen lunch of a hungry ice dragon? In this episode of OMEN, Koala becomes an egg, Martin meets one of his favourite authors and Annabelle makes a dragon disapp…

The team leave the safety of the Fyre Island emergency bunker and head out into the burnt out theme park in search of rescue. Koala continues to harass a goblin, Martin uses his remote and Annabelle finally gets to say "Hello." Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John:…

Sean's still not feeling well at the moment (he's got the plague) so in penance, he's uploading some behind-the-scenes footage from the pre-season character porting sessions he did with the players. Over the next few weeks, you'll be able to hear what went on when we moved our characters from one system to another, the trails and tribulations invol…

Sean's still not feeling well at the moment (he's got the plague) so in penance, he's uploading some behind-the-scenes footage from the pre-season character porting sessions he did with the players. Over the next few weeks, you'll be able to hear what went on when we moved our characters from one system to another, the trails and tribulations invol…

Sean's still not feeling well at the moment (he's got the plague) so in penance, he's uploading some behind-the-scenes footage from the pre-season character porting sessions he did with the players. Over the next few weeks, you'll be able to hear what went on when we moved our characters from one system to another, the trails and tribulations invol…

Annabelle, Martin and Koala plan their next moves in a bunker below the Fyre Island Hilton. Their next steps will be dangerous, potentially deadly - so they need to be careful! Annabelle tries to calm people down whilst Koala tries to rile them up, and Martin learns that its not only the dragons on this island that might be planning to kill him. Du…

The park falls into chaos as the control chips and electric fences mysteriously fail at exactly the same time. Jin Ryu struggles to maintain control over the computer systems while Moclam makes excuses to the team. Annabelle avoids getting her wings burnt, Martin finds a jeep and Koala manages to be in two places at once... Dungeon Master: Sean Oxs…

Dr. Moclam is made an honorary 'cool' member of the O.M.E.N. team as they coerce him into taking them on a midnight journey into the dragon enclosures. Fyre Island opens to the public for the first time and all eyes are on the opening day's festivities. Koala ruins a speech, Martin gets a horrendous hangover and Annabelle makes a brand new friend. …

Before the team can go see the more dangerous dragons, they've got to fill in some health and safety forms. All this paperwork is going to work up a thirst! Annabelle meets up with her furry friend, Martin and Ishur meet another demon and Koala sucks on a Wyvern. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson:…

The team travel with Gigi to Fyre Island, a lush tropical island off the coast of Central America. There they meet head scientist and philosopher Dr. Steven Moclam who takes them on a tour of the facility. The group soon realise that science may have gone too far... something dangerous has been brought back from extinction! Annabelle is fawned over…

The fates conspire to bring the gang back together in this (slightly shorter) episode of OMEN Investigations. Annabelle meets Gigivian Elidyr Beilana Sylmare Aribethian and begins discussions about the Atlantean Party, Martin continues to drink and Koala soon learns that approaching sweaty unpleasant women doesn't always work out they way he'd like…

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The party begins and Annabelle arrives to a star-struck audience. Will she be able to survive the worst battle of all - being a socialite? Martin's security detail are ready to deal with a group of angry protesters gathering outside... but they certainly aren't ready for a certain Australian man to crash the party. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koa…

Five years have passed since the chaos of Egypt and things are getting back to normal on planet Earth. It's time to find out where our heroes have been, what they've been doing, and send them off on a new mission. We start by checking in with Martin, a man who's career has taken a somewhat unexpected turn since his possession by Ishur Imoni half a …

The Florida Men travel to the darkest depths of the underground complex below the Happiest Place on Earth. Inside, they meet the magical man himself and finally get what they all deserve. Kaiser gets his dream job, Phil makes a mistake, Irving gets revenge, Aloysius gets the hell out of there, and Koala learns that no matter how hard you try... you…

Our heroes journey through the land of the mouse and cause chaos along the way. After a hell-raising tour through Hollywood Studios they make it to the Animal Kingdom, where they receive a rather frosty reception. Koala does the opposite of what he's told, Irving becomes one with his fursuit, Phil meets his father, Aloysius uses his magnum and ever…

The Murder Hobos take a trip to the Happiest Place On Earth and begin to systematically destroy every shred of happiness there. Koala headbutts a giant golfball, Kaiser steals some sweet treats, Phil talks to animals, Aloysius builds the Megarrote and Irving becomes a cultural icon. The first key is in sight, and the collateral damage is going to b…

It's time again! Time to go back to the OMEN universe! Time to see what the characters have been doing for five whole years! Time to... take some amphetamines? Looks like we're going to see what's been happening with Koala and check in on him and his new crew of misfits. Koala Jackson has finally become the murder hobo he always wanted to be. Dunge…

The Vampire Empress rains down her minions on the innocent people of Egypt - only the combined talents of OMEN and GAMMA could possibly stop her now. It's going to take teamwork to bring down the beast with a billion backs... will our heroes save the day? It's time to see if they can! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Doctor Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jö…

Martin, Thad and Millard meet the spirit with the power to fix all their problems, but it won't be without a price. The team better hurry though, because vampires are swarming the city, searching for the Sistrum! Martin makes some poor choices, Millard gets high and Thad does what Van Helsing never could. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Doctor Martin…

Annabelle St John and Doctor Smedley liberate the Thaumic Beacons from the Grand Egyptian Museum and then travel across the city to enact their plans. Meanwhile, Koala and Rose arrive at Project Saharan Freedom and attempt to convince the AI there that they are in fact the pilots trained to operate the giant robot inside... Dungeon Master: Sean Oxs…

A year has passed and that means it's time for our Halloween Spooktacular! This year Sam is DMing a one-shot mission that takes us to the tiny town of San Juan, Arizona. The townsfolk have been complaining that a dangerous invisible creature has taken up refuge in their prized distillery, and only a crack team of OMEN agents can possibly save the d…

Martin, Thad and Millard travel to the Magical Black Market and meet the Goblin in charge of the Egyptian Portal. They have to fix the Sistrum of Osiris and only someone with phenomenal cosmic powers has the skills to do it. Unfortunately, the team will have to answer a tricky riddle to meet them... Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Doctor Martin Bengt…

Annabelle St John and Doctor Robert Smedley hatch a plan to stop the Vampire Empress from getting across the River Nile - but in order to pull it off they're going to need some technological help... luckily there's something in the museum's storage that will do exactly what they need. Smedley gets carsick, Annabelle makes bubbles and the Vampire Em…

Peyton Steele, Rose Gibsonton and Koala Jackson prepare to defend the remains of the O.M.E.N. base from a swarm of bloodthirsty vampires. They have a small team of loyal agents at hand, armed with the finest weaponry... but they're not going to need it where they are going. Rose fires a man-cannon, Peyton's feline friends come to play and Koala com…

THIS IS A TOP SECRET ALERT TO ALL OMEN AGENTS IN THE CAIRO REGION. ALL AGENTS ABLE TO OPERATE HEAVY ARTILLERY AND CATEGORY FIVE OR HIGHER WEAPONRY, PLEASE REPORT TO THE REMAINS OF THE OMEN BASE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PLEASE REFER TO YOUR MANUAL FOR FURTHER DETAILS UNDER ALERT LEVEL SANGUINE FOR MORE DETAILS. NEW INFORMATION WILL BE RELEASED AS AND W…

Koala finds himself outside of his comfort zone and outside of his normal universe. The world is different from how he remembers it. Something has gone terribly wrong here and whatever it is has a healthy interest in making Koala stronger... and stranger. Koala takes comfort windmilling in the apocalypse and Sean learns about the carnal desires tha…

The vampire swarm, laden with vast quantities of the Tears of Set descend upon Egypt and only G.A.M.M.A. Team Delta could possibly make the situation any worse. Thad discovers something troubling deep within himself, Millard makes some very calculated risk assessments and Rose brings things around full circle. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Rose Gib…

G.A.M.M.A. Team Delta attempt to sneak into the O.M.E.N. base that has been set up just outside of the city. It looks like they're preparing for something big to happen, it would be a real shame if something were to mess things up. Rose gathers some data, Millard uses the fire-hose and Thad builds up a hatred for those filthy Squarehead invaders. D…

The year is 1993 and Derek Speakins and Reginald Talkington are fresh out of university and running an exciting new radio show that is the hit of the UK Midlands. Unfortunately, this is the final episode of Talk & Speak as Derek is moving back to America with his wife Meredith... much to Reginald's chagrin.…

A fight breaks out deep under the sands of Egypt between an ancient alien mummy and three supposedly well-trained G.A.M.M.A. Agents - the alien should have them all over a barrel... but it looks like the barrel has other plans! Rose blasts some brains, Millard dehydrates and Thad becomes a new man, both literally and figuratively. Dungeon Master: S…

G.A.M.M.A. Team Delta are on a mission to find the Sistrum of Osiris, stolen from the Grand Egyptian Museum. They've been hot on the trail for several weeks now and several of their tour guides have mysteriously died, but its finally time for them to get their prize! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Rose Gibsonton: Shannon Strucci Thad Harington: Joel…

Annabelle, Smedley, Martin and Greg take some time to get their bearings after a rather stressful couple of days in Louisiana. The Banshee pursues the Vampire Queen and her brood back to a familiar place, where things are about to get very bad, very quickly. This episode of O.M.E.N. definitely goes out on a bang! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Dr. M…

The team take on Joel Lafayette as he tries to escape on the Banshee. Little do they know that the plumbing problems affecting the overground are also trickling down to those dwelling below. It's time to say goodbye to tiny town of Fantome in this episode of O.M.E.N. Investigations! Martin gets horny, Annabelle learns to fly and Koala kills a lot o…

The trial of Doctor Robert Smedley begins, with a somewhat biased judge at the helm. It's a kangaroo court and a koala is the lawyer for the defense! Martin frames himself, Annabelle tells the truth and Koala cashes in his potato chips. Things are about to escalate very quickly, the pressure is building in this episode of O.M.E.N. Investigations! D…

The team ride The Gator out of the Vampire Hive and meet a few old frenemies along the way. Martin writes some contracts, Annabelle calls in on a favor and Koala's recent actions finally catch up with him. Make sure to read the small print in this episode of the O.M.E.N. podcast! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. …

The team have bitten off more than they can chew inside the vampire hive and decide to take a short cut back to the surface. Koala uses his umbrella, Annabelle learns to hate ranch dressing and Martin rides at the front of the back. With the vampire queen now hot on their trail, it sure is going to be a roller coaster of an episode! Dungeon Master:…

Beneath the town of Fantome are a maze-like network of drainage tunnels and poorly maintained sewers. The team decide to implement Koala's plan to sabotage the town's water system but end up finding more than they bargained for down below the surface. Annabelle speaks in riddles, Martin gives away his house, Koala headbutts some pipes and Lucas squ…

The team begin to process the information they've just been given and end up committing murder in the confusion. Luckily for them, Ethel has managed to get them some back up in the form of Doctor Brimstone's newly-graduated nephew, Lucas, performed by Adal Rifai from Hello From The Magic Tavern! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier…

Night falls on the town of Fantome and the team decide to break into the long-abandoned museum. Martin shows off his newly gained gifts, Koala finds an important painting and Annabelle glows. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers O.M.E.N. Theme: Al…

The tree of Doctor Martin's extra-curricular demon summoning finally bears somewhat unexpected fruit. Martin meets the creature now making a home inside his head and learns what it might mean for him in the days to come. Hell is about to break loose in this episode of O.M.E.N. Investigations! Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andr…