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Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@n ...
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This season of America is the greatest reality television of all time. ------ Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/28 Durham, NC 3/29 Macon, GA 3/30 Chattanooga, TN…
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It's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her? ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/…
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Back in the studio and the boys are hot. john had a great time in NYC, and made some new dreams. On his trip, John discovered a new love for musicals, and while John was away, Alex developed a new wellness technique and is now a "sunrise jumper" Intro (0:00) NYC (4:03) Broadway musicals (26:15) Stalker or genius? (37:32) Cold plunge (50:26) Supermo…
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John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/8 Royal Oak, MI 3/9 Fort Wayne, IN 3/10 Peoria, IL 3/22 Buffalo, NY 3/23 T…
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Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves it Attention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now... have fun Attention Zanesville: We are going to crack this case... stay tuned Intro (0:00) Husband leaves wife at airport (19:34) DisneyDad (30:10) Twerking (39:32) Zanesville (1:01:30) ------ WAT…
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John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling.... Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Zanesville (5:45) Baby names (29:11) Citizenship quiz (43:31) Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Stateme…
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It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 2/16 Munhall, PA 2/1…
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It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore. Intro (0:00) Are we doing content? (4:45) Tracy Chapman (18:10) Wear shoes (34:55) Mount Rushmore (47:44) OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"…
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John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Smart or Dumb (18:42) Celebrity fans (34:30) Crypto pastor (39:19) Ben Rector (55…
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It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eagle... Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Can't read (4:46) Grocery store gratitude (23:22) Kevin Garnett (38:40) Strawberry milk mob (45:17) Pregnant on a place (49:40) You are a billionaire (1:11:08) -----…
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A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage Steele! Sage and John talk about her relationship with Stu Scott, Stephen A Smith, Pat McAfee, and more. They also discuss her start at ESPN, and her love for NASCAR, and Sage shares some wisdom on w…
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Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy career. He sheds some light on those who are golfing at night, french dressing, and what to watch out for at Waffle House. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Bruce Bruce (6:52)) Comic view (21:00) White club …
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If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Dave Barnes (8:25) Being a comic (16:10) Novelty is king (40:20) Shame (1:04:55) Christ Chella (1:24:40) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Sp…
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It's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly pronounce mischievous, and that we had an all-star lineup for 2023. Happy Holidays from the Net Positive team! ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John…
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If you believe in the Holy Spirit, why don't you believe in Bigfoot? And all God's people said... Amen. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/18 North Charleston, SC 1/19 Columbia, SC 1…
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It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) The truth about celebrity photos (10:45) Married her twin (19:34) King Solomon (44:23) Shohei Ohtani (54:45) Comment section (58:20) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=…
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We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 hour. Working for Chipotle is a criminal punishment. John really hates Georgia. And Young Thug does stand for what you think... ------ WATCH: https://w…
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Back from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally the silliest theory we have ever heard. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) John got hacked (13:15) Pandemic skip (54:00) Chik-fil-a (1:03:10) Jack Harlow (1:10:30) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
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The fact that we are 82 episodes in and just having ERNEST on should be, and probably is a crime. He's Lipscomb's finest analyst, and also sort of making waves in the country music scene. Happy Thanksgiving y'all! Topics Include: Intro (0:00) ERNEST (6:18) Ryman (25:30) Things have changed (41:44) Old "friends" (1:01:10) ------ WATCH: https://www.y…
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John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qualify for assassination? ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Stateme…
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If you're a missionary out in the world doing the Lord's work, make sure you take notes on this one, John has some ideas. Also, there was a point where Jack and Rose were actually really healthy before they froze to death. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Namibia (13:10) Pick it up & preach (17:15) Artists stopping show (27:50) Halloween candy fact che…
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John had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/2 Columbus…
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This is the energy we need today, and it is brought to you by Savannah Chrisley. Savannah roasts John's "Canadian tuxedo" for 10 minutes, and talks about her parent's situation, a new boyfriend who is definitely too hot to die, and some advice for John, Alex, and Andrew. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Introducing Savannah Chrisley (6:43) Chrisley's i…
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This is the most unhinged episode we have maybe ever done. That's all that we need to say. Enjoy. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Pumpkin patch (9:40) Valet drama (26:17) Shoe bomber (36:00) Real Estate agent rant (51:50) Ebony alert (58:40) Emails (1:24:30) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Cri…
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John's Soho House Sauna Saga continues, and this time with a great outcome, and an invitation for John to intervene more... The Rock joins the celeb apology video train, John gets caught RED-HANDED at his live show, and Denver still sucks. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To…
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John accidentally joins a pride parade, pledges $5,000 to Taylor Swift's love, and does some racist math. All in an hour and a half... Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Pride parade (8:10) Taylor Swift (23:00) Why We Love Men (46:30) Growing Goats (1:04:58) Racist math (1:29:00) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy…
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Many of you have thought these two were the same person. Today years of confusion is resolved, and tear of laughter are had, We also have a Kansas City native weigh in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Trey Kennedy (5:30) Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Reaction (12:28) Out flexing your status (31:40) Touring Together (45:2…
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Three solo episodes in a row, and the boys are rollin. John provides some training on a "quick yes and quick no", and then he enlightens us on car horn etiquette. Also, we have a strong candidate to overtake John The Baptist, in WWEvangelism. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like…
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Alex is back, and vibes are high in the studio. Lots of laughing to catch up on, and we definitely accomplish that. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Boycotting Fall (5:20) Blind man crossing the street (21:45) Absurd celebrity riders (28:58) Daddy fill me (41:10) John defends Jimmy Fallon (53:42) Fan emails (1:25:33) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.c…
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Protestors might have gotten a win at Burning Man this year, but that won't stop them from keeping the "ethos" positive. You can't cheat your way to becoming great, you gotta go through the struggle too. Also, turns out we do like women's sports! Topics Include: Intro (0:00) End of an era (15:45) Becoming great (26:55) Burning man pt.2 (43:50) Turn…
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First solo episode in a bit, and we are back with packed episode. Protestors are getting run over, Trump got a mugshot, robberies are getting hard, and Bradley Cooper is a saint. One reaction to all of it: Well, well, well... Topics Include: Intro (0:00) John has a confrontation at Barstool (11:32) John's take on gun violence (17:30) Protestor of t…
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A Nashville legend is in the studio today. From being one of the first band bars on Broadway, to trailblazing the way for a new style of country music, Tyler Hubbard from Florida Georgia Line is nothing short of iconic. One thing is certain, he doesn't have to hike up the mountain to play Red Rocks anymore. Topics Include: Intro (0:00 Introducing T…
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Your favorite Peloton instructor is in the studio! Tune in as John finds inspiration from a 20-something from Brooklyn yelling at him... In all seriousness, this is an awesome and inspiring episode. Kendall shares the journey to where she is now, and some of the hurdles she had to come through to get there. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Introducing …
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Taking photos with the opposite sex, traveling to Venus, defending your castle, and a list of things we do not care about. Nowhere else will you get that diverse a topic list. Someone please, explain the joke... Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Being alive is hard (9:26) John gets caught (17:45) Protestor of the week (43:36) Who gets the right of way w…
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John's cousins from the village drop by the studio. They are the winners of the 21st season of The Voice. They made history by being the first trio to ever win the show, and also made history in the studio with the strangest group text name ever, "Big Brass Monkey" - Welcome to the show, Girl Named Tom. The band is releasing their first post-Voice …
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Jason Aldean in "hot water", and Moses needs tech support for his broken tablets. We discover the Italian batwoman who rescues tourists, but she won't be able to rescue this Atlanta man from the most embarrassing robbery of all time (that is a fact). We are all over the place in this episode, but as always it's a Net Positive. ------ WATCH: https:/…
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We are grateful to have made it through the week, even with the writer's strike in Hollywood. Really unsure how we made it, especially with all this time blindness going on... Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Actor strike (10:55) Ben and Jerry's gets served (30:40) Time blindness (39:10) The Amish might have figured it out (51:00) Fan emails: Unnecessa…
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Jam packed episode, with all the hard hitting issues yet again. Why do we have bathroom attendants? Are Chik Fil A fries all the same size? A fan favorite segment, Democrat or Republican: Fast food chains. And a call from a friend of the pod, ERNEST. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Wo…
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Post fourth of July, and we are feeling great. Hopefully you got to pee in a pool this weekend and enjoy some sunshine. We have a great episode with a new protestor of the week, the most insane news article ever, and some really harsh parental punishments. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) 4th of July recap (6:47) Peeing in the pool (17:50) Adult swim (…
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We are here because of the "No Limits " people who were willing to take a risk. So, if you're thinking of taking a risk, go do it. Now onto more serious issues, like parents caring too much about their toddler's sport, breast milk "curing" everything, and the fact check that proves John RIGHT, instead of wrong. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) No limit…
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Joining us today we have a handful of legends. Bill Burr, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, and Donald Trump. Only kidding, just the legendary Tyler Fischer, who has some of the best impressions out there. From drinking with your high school teacher, to the politics of comedy, enjoy! Intro (0:00) The ocean is not to be messed with (4:03) Introducing Ty…
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An absolutely jam-packed episode. From Drake offering you a Bud Light, and hot chicken being horrible, to a 1-year-old surviving for 40 days in the Amazon Forest, and breast milk curing Cory Asbury. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Bud Light Boycott (8:55) Protestor of the week (12:06) Hot Chicken is HORRIBLE (29:23) Cory Asbury calls (56:18) "Hey cowb…
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We have an important message: You don't have amnesia, you just drank too many white claws. Oh, and make sure to check the community notes. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 6/10 Salt …
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John came straight from court and is a free man ready to discuss the hard hitting issues such as, what is the proper way to brush your teeth, and if an ocean could vote, would it be republican or democrat? ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE E…
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Denver sucks, and there is a slim chance of convincing Alex otherwise, John still has a chance of having his pro golf career come to life, and we have a surprise guest drop in on the pod. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT T…
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PSA for all beer brands, stick to beer. Let Shaq, Elon Musk, and Dude With A Sign worry about changing the world. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Vacation recap (10:15) 7th Heaven (25:10) Toe Patrol (47:09) The worst commercial of all time (1:13:26) Fan emails (1:24:37) ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/19 Fort Col…
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From doing ministry with Billy Graham, writing the worship songs you are singing on Sunday, to playing those songs all over the world, today's guest is an icon of the Christian faith, a status he stewards well. Welcome to the show, Michael W. Smith. Intro (0:00) Introducing Michael W. Smith (20:16) Power of music (32:31) Deconstruction (37:48) Prod…
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Life hack, have something on your calendar, it will make you feel better. Also, make sure you're strategic about those dopamine hits and ensure the ROI is sufficient to cover the bills. Lastly, Pete Davidson is Taco Bell, and that is a high compliment. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Augusta National (6:06) Put it on your calendar (12:35) John gets hu…
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Great hang with a great comic, who is indeed, nice in real life. Enjoy Matt Rife! Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Introducing Matt Rife (16:52) Getting wifed up (22:50) Too many people are offended (30:48) Friends who can't roast (53:48) Comedy done right (1:00:54) Crowd work (1:42:13) ----- BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy…
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Some things we learned from the wisdom of Leanne Morgan: - Some comedians should probably just quit - You can still play basketball when your pregnant - Carpet Fiber salesmen aren't the best crowd - Morgan Wallen's date spot was Chipotle Topics Include: Intro (0:00) How John and Leanne Met (10:18) Leanne selling jewelry (32:50) Start of stand up (3…
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