Trump honored the bereaved! "Fractals." NextDoor: Scammed at gas station! Reddit: Scared by husband's trauma! No one's a loser? The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 5, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Trump speech * (0:05:45) Hey, guys! * (0:07:38) Super: LYC, Fractals * (0:14:59) Super: No Mildly Attractive tees yet * (0:17:38) DANIEL, TX: Juras…

Trump tariffs. Shark redirect. LONG call on young people dating. Young former black liberal disappointed in libs! News: Crypto reserve: Self-interest? The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 4, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Stiff-necked Hake * (0:01:31) I trust Trump … loosey goosey * (0:08:07) Hey, guys! "Apropos" correction * (0:13:47) Shark redi…

Health, fitness, and nature tips. Ukraine drama: White House confrontation. English the official language. No more Dept of Education? The Hake Report, Monday, March 3, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: UK, Ukraine * (0:06:37) Hey, guys! Ball Earth proof… * (0:10:26) Soy is OK... but not Kale necessarily! * (0:16:05) Shake, then stretch * (0:20:…

Calls: More rap bashing. Planet Parade! "Economic blackout!" Kissing up? "That's Not Right!" Trump doing a good job? The Hake Report, Friday, February 28, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:56) Topics * (0:02:02) Hey, guys! JLP tee * (0:04:53) MICHAEL, Canada: Kendrick Halftime, cat meow name, SORRY * (0:12:28) MICHAEL: Hip Hop, Rap * (0:…

GUEST: Third Rail Omar decries Musk cuts! Who are the "problem people" in the Middle East? AFTERWARD: Christianity and wisdom. The Hake Report, Thursday, February 27, 2025 AD GUEST: Third Rail with Omar https://x.com/thecomforter_1 | https://www.youtube.com/@Third_Rail AKA "The Empowered Man Podcast" TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:52) Topics …

Mars is real. Creepy is in your mind! India conservatives, hmm. FE debate. Chile power out! Health and civilization breakdown! Veteran victimhood. The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 26, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:06) Hey, guys! * (0:04:50) Hake News… * (0:07:57) Mars is red from rust? * (0:08:53) BTW: Creepy is in YOUR mind * (0…

Guantanamo! Joy Reid fired. Rap vs Hip Hop? Psalm trivia! Kash didn't swear on the Bible! "Racism" and complaining. Obesity because no poverty! The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 25, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:07) Topics * (0:05:40) Hey, guys! Orange Henley * (0:07:20) Guantanamo tent city * (0:13:09) WILLIAM III: Joy Reid cancell…

"Then how come you fail?" Stressing and blaming Elon for it! More on engine regulations. Compulsive Bible reading? Bothered by Kendrick pooh-poohing! The Hake Report, Monday, February 24, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:08) Joy Reid * (0:04:41) Hey, guys! * (0:05:59) Flight diverted: New Delhi to Rome * (0:13:06) News * (0:14:40) Elon …

Swallowed by a whale? Kash Patel on FBI direction. Kathy Hochul vs Eric Adams. LaVar Ball lost a foot! The Rock thinks talk helps depression. The Hake Report, Friday, February 21, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:17) Kash Patel on FBI retribution * (0:05:35) National Breakup Day * (0:07:19) Hey, guys! * (0:11:24) "Swallowed" by a whale …

GUEST: Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation exposes N's "Positive Christianity," talks Obama vs Trump, and FE debunked! Crishuan the Don youtube.com/@TheMisfitNation | x.com/CrishaunTheDon | The Misfit Nation LIVE 8: 30 ET (5: 30 PT) x.com/TheMisfitNation The Hake Report, Thursday, February 20, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Crishaun topics * (0:0…

Trump, RFK vs psychiatric drugs for kids. Drugs to see self vs sober-minded restlessness. Trump vs Ukraine globohomo drama. Corporate campaign donations? The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 19, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:05) RFK's MAHA: Psychiatric meds * (0:12:06) SSRIs, Adam Lanza, * (0:15:08) Punchie TV: raised by children … *…

Park Ranger family man FIRED from dream job! CALLS: Gov't wasted money! Diesel regulations? Big money? "SToLeN LaNd"? Interest on money? The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 18, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:48) Hake News… * (0:03:30) I’ll sue! Other news… * (0:09:27) Hey, guys! * (0:13:13) Cry more, park ranger * (0:27:43) Arguing wit…

Cohost, Bigg Bump: Jalen Hurts, for the black women. Cheryl Crow against Elon. DOGE vs USDS. The Hake Report, Monday, February 17, 2025 AD Bigg Bump https://x.com/bigg_bump | https://www.instagram.com/bigg_bump | https://www.youtube.com/@biggbump | https://truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP | https://rumble.com/user/BiggBump TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * …

Calls: Catholic, Jewish, Irish, and human nature! Dick Gregory: Get clean! Trayvon-GZ story retold. Biblical wisdom. The Hake Report, Friday, February 14, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Valentine's Day, etc * (0:04:46) Hey, guys! Life w/o thinking * (0:07:49) MICHAEL, Canada: Sorry Uber driver; Catholics vs the Crowd * (0:24:11) TERRI, OR: "Problem…

The real Israelites? Africa mess. Don't disclose vaxx status! Mother takeover! "Trans" students sue Trump! Far-left AP disrespects Gulf of America! The Hake Report, Thursday, February 13, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:42) Hake News… Thoughts… * (0:13:25) Hey, guys! Not All JLP tee * (0:17:46) ALLEN, MI: White Israelites? Slaves; Baby…

Elon: Impeach anti-Trump "judges"! Pam Bondi, woman "AG"? Projecting "trolling" on Hake! Plastic straws poll. Fun calls! The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 12, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:00) My shirt * (0:03:22) Hake News * (0:09:02) Hey, guys! * (0:11:30) Impeach evil judges * (0:26:38) Govt enemy * (0:30:25) JEFF, LA: Pam Bond…

Punchie TV: Preacher vs gay? ("Reprobate mind"?) Rep John Larson (D-CT) freezes up! Uber driver lost job listening to Hake! The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 11, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:21) Hake News * (0:10:28) Hey, guys! Zion tee * (0:12:47) WILL, Australia: BHI, Marcus Garvey, PsyOp * (0:17:01) WILL: Israel-Hamas war: "GeNo…

Super Bowl mess. Army ad! Halt penny production! Messi's bodyguard. Skol! Lyme disease, hmm. Maxine Waters. Trump: False accusers, false convictions? The Hake Report, Monday, February 10, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Super Bowl * (0:02:02) Super Bowl, other stuff * (0:04:07) France is not competitive in AI * (0:07:38) Hey, guys! Mexican Mo…

Trump vs govt. MJ's wayward son! MLK victimized the "bootless"! Talking about black history. Broken Windows Policing? Take Gaza? The Hake Report, Friday, February 7, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:44) Hake News review * (0:06:46) Hey, Guys! * (0:08:30) MICHAEL, Canada: Tariffs, Trump, my job * (0:24:36) TheHakeReport dot com * (0:27:1…

Trump for America: Don't be fooled by numbers. Debate with caller: MLK, Homestead Act, and "generational wealth." Education propaganda in Texas! The Hake Report, Thursday, February 6, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:51) Deportation/Importation context * (0:07:39) News, Trump * (0:11:56) Pro-tip for Rumble * (0:14:15) Hey, guys! Punchie…

Trump: We'll own and rebuild Gaza? Elon Musk vs AOC. Socialism and Diversity. "Persecuted patriot." Shapely gals get old, ugh! The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 5, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:01) Topics * (0:04:58) Hey, guys! * (0:06:36) WILL, Australia: Coffee, blacks, Melbourne police state * (0:13:03) CSAL, TX: Punchie's Coff…

Communist versions of history! USAID, Church "Sanctuary." Alligators "brumating"! Don't be bitter at injustice! Don't judge emotionally! The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 4, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:48) Topics * (0:06:15) Hey, guys! * (0:07:51) TONY, PA, Homestead Act, 1862, MLK * (0:14:47) TONY: "Jesus is God" confirmation bia…

Tariff fear mongering. Soul vs spirit? Aborsh pill in the mail: Indicted! Squid vs Octopus differences. The Hake Report, Monday, February 3, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:29) Kendrick * (0:03:38) Hey, guys! Facts vs Truth * (0:07:05) KENNY, AL: Soul vs spirit? * (0:13:25) Supers… Coffees, LYC vs Age of Inversion * (0:18:04) Don't be …

More ocean wonders! Fun calls with blacks. Trump vs DEI? Citizenship giveaways. USA vs Japan, WWII. Race and evil in America? The Hake Report, Friday, January 31, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:03) Topics… Agave plant? * (0:04:34) Hey, guys! * (0:07:43) CBP One * (0:18:17) Ocean revisited * (0:38:20) RYAN, NOLA: Did Trump blame DEI? P…

News: Plane crash! Anti-RFK Jr hearings! Christian support for Israel? Affirmative Action mentality. Ocean is awesome! The Hake Report, Thursday, January 30, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:23) Topics * (0:04:58) Hey, guys! * (0:06:37) Plane crash over Potomac * (0:15:45) RFK Jr. * (0:22:36) Kids falling behind: COVID? * (0:27:13) Stay…

Great info from callers! Trump: Greenland, South Africa, America. Tuskegee Airmen? Plastic in water? MLK Day: Teacher fired for "N-word" 10 years prior. The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 29, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:39) Topics… renaming, N-word grudge… * (0:04:07) Hey, guys! * (0:06:50) DENNY, Bulgaria: Greenland, Denmark vs U…

"Sanctuary" churches, not respected! Training the boys! Is she out of Beardson's league?! Makeup or no makeup? Trans military activist "heroes." The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 28, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:23) Topics * (0:03:38) Hey, guys! * (0:05:49) Hake News… * (0:08:02) Phone vs Sleep * (0:11:51) Illegal church sanctuary, …

FE vs lines of longitude. Chinese New Year. Trump: "clean out" Gaza? Calls on living in a liberal world, love, and false identity — including a BHI! The Hake Report, Monday, January 27, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:51) Topics * (0:04:32) Hey, guys! * (0:06:38) Lines of Longitude, FE, Russia time zones * (0:10:38) Chinese New Year / …

Calls and "coffees"! 📞 California madness. 🔥 I'm not for "meritocracy." 😤 FE "debate." 🙄 Tariffs: American socialism? 🤔 The Hake Report, Friday, January 24, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:07) Topics? Squid vs Octopus * (0:02:59) Hey, guys! JLP tees * (0:06:40) DAVID, Ocala: Newsom, Trump, Reprobates, Pardons, Smiles * (0:19:08) ALLEN,…

News: Boredom's purpose? Trump vs DEI. Calls: Koran? Jesus? Black farmers' decline! Elon Musk spaceship! Azzmador lesson… The Hake Report, Thursday, January 23, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:09) Topics: Trump saying forget it! * (0:07:06) Hey, guys! * (0:08:27) News… winter storm * (0:11:21) Thailand "marriage equality" again * (0:13…

Calls: Waste of time. Elon Musk's "salute"! Trump vs DEI, hand off the Bible. Filipinos, Thai… Whites aren't white! Appearance matters a little. The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 22, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:30) Thai marriage equality * (0:01:53) DEI tripping; Arachnophobia * (0:04:45) …Hey, guys! * (0:07:38) ALEX, CA: N-word …

Trump EO on gender misidentity. TikTok CEO! RIP Cecile Richards. Lorenzo Sewell and MLK go black. Elon Musk's "salute"? The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 21, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:21) Bigg Bump yesterday: Farmers vs Civil Rights * (0:03:43) Trans identity, beach * (0:05:21) HEy, guys! * (0:08:13) Trump EO: Gender dys-identity…

COHOST: Inauguration Day with Bigg Bump: Tech oligarchs, now supplicants. 2A confiscation by AZ "Health"? MLK on "dignity of labor" The Hake Report, Monday, January 20, 2025 AD Bigg Bump https://x.com/bigg_bump | https://www.instagram.com/bigg_bump | https://truthsocial.com/@bigg_bump | https://www.youtube.com/@biggbump | https://soundcloud.com/big…

Fire perimeter! Callers lost kids to mama/govt. Debating Jesus' color. White deportation fear. Amazing Baltimore Hebrew Israelite! The Hake Report, Friday, January 17, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:47) Hey, guys! * (0:08:03) CalFire map: Emergency Incidents * (0:18:45) PHIL, Canada, 1st: Separated, kids under supervision * (0:43:00) …

Be your own "fact checker." Believe nothing! Lots of calls! Caitlin Clark stalker! High-value man? Fires and DEI? The Hake Report, Thursday, January 16, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:52) Biden vs Internal fact checker * (0:08:58) News items * (0:11:08) Hey, guys! * (0:12:30) DENZEL, Chicago, 1st: Losing interest in career * (0:21:43)…

Hake News review: Climate fire? Moon realness debate. Jesus: White or Jewish? Crocodiles vs Alligators, vs drunk happy woman… The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 15, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:39) Hegseth, other things * (0:07:09) Hey, guys! * (0:08:50) Fires/climate propaganda * (0:15:24) RedNote, Pete Hegseth, politics * (0:18:4…

Based LA Times owner! Obama-Trump convo: Trump is open! Do most women think r— is s—y? Puberty and fatherlessness. I respect Zelensky. The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 14, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:21) Moon race * (0:01:50) Topics: Trump vs Obama, all my black friends * (0:05:04) Hey, guys! * (0:06:40) News… * (0:09:24) Snoop Do…

L.A. fire politics, drama. Mark Zuckerberg: based? Malala: Ban "gender apartheid"! Fireman woman blames the victim? The Hake Report, Monday, January 13, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:00) Topics * (0:03:44) Hey, guys! Desert fox tee * (0:05:40) Cal Fire emergency incidents: Eaton Fire, Palisades Fire * (0:13:03) Fire: Newsom vs Trump;…

Man proposes to/worships woman. Supers, Calls: CA fires, water, corruption. "MTF" person doesn't fit in your box! The Hake Report, Friday, January 10, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:06) Greggatron Coffee: Beta proposal * (0:09:05) Greggatron, Hake being stupid funny * (0:11:08) Coffee numerology * (0:12:05) Adam Carolla thinking demon…

All calls… Zelensky: Crazy. Racism test: Irish TERF. Divorce: Want partial custody? FE: Why don't we feel the tighter circle further north? The Hake Report, Thursday, January 9, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:08) topics, audio glitching * (0:04:08) This PERSON in a women's prison * (0:06:28) Distracted, GMR… * (0:08:43) Hey, guys! * (…

Vivek Murthy: We need "community." Stripper testimony. Pregnant girl apologizes to church. Teen prank story. Numerology day trading? Bibi "war crimes"? The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 8, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:27) Topics… * (0:03:59) Hey, guys! Rumble mess * (0:10:24) Vivek Murthy: US needs "community" * (0:22:24) "Stray" …

Lame-os: Biden, FBI, even Chip Roy! Don't do numerology or Ouija! "Bible thumper" on Jesus, God, and blasphemy! Renaming for good vs evil! The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 7, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:57) Topics: News, Chip Roy * (0:05:16) Hey, guys * (0:07:32) Hake News… one bill, mama Biden/banks, * (0:11:37) Joe called New Or…

Drink water, but not too much! Tommy Robinson, Ella Hill, libs, and British Pakistanis. Wash Redskins logo history. Pelosi on J6 pardons? The Hake Report, Monday, January 6, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:35) Topics * (0:06:18) Hey, guys! * (0:07:47) Hake News… Kamala lost! * (0:12:34) Drinking water, per CNN * (0:18:51) Exercising st…

COHOST: Bigg Bump bears with us on the FE debate. Eggheads destroying America with ideas! Deregulation now, deregulation forever! Vivek being a woman? The Hake Report, Friday, January 3, 2025 AD Bigg Bump: youtube.com/@biggbump | x.com/bigg_bump | instagram.com/bigg_bump | soundcloud.com/bigg-bump | truthsocial.com/@bigg_bump Hake’s tee https://hak…

"U.S.-born" terrorist! H-1B visas and mediocre American culture. Discrimination against America's best No free speech! Emmett Till: idk! The Hake Report, Thursday, January 2, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start… Teespring * (0:02:08) "Anchor Baby" terror attack? * (0:04:19) H-1B visas, Tommy Robinson, etc * (0:07:21) Hey, guys! * (0:09:55) New Orl…

Fun calls: Trump a winner, Jesus in the Bible, Matt Gaetz smear, Emmett Till history, human nature. Coffees: MLK, a Crump type? The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 24, 2024 AD NOTE: No Hake from Christmas Day through New Year’s Day… See you in Church, and on Thur, Jan 2, 2025! TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:37) Matt Gaetz * (0:02:25) Hey, guys…

Sanctuary cities, music, Christmas movies/songs, Ozone hole "healing," stereotypes. Isaac Woodard was drunk! Blacks involved in Emmett Till kidnapping! The Hake Report, Monday, December 23, 2024 AD Bigg Bump https://www.youtube.com/@biggbump | https://x.com/bigg_bump | https://www.instagram.com/bigg_bump // TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:28) …

Irish Christmas song. Calls and Bible passages… Jewish people, etc? Inconsistent prayer? Speaking out? Favorite chapter? The Hake Report, Friday, December 20, 2024 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Confused Hake * (0:01:38) The Wheeler Sisters - "Don Oíche Úd i mBeithil" - 2004, All I Want for Christmas, Lujo Records compilation * (0:07:57) RIGO, TX: Jewis…

Trump stops a funding bill! Ron Paul prepared the way! Hake vs a Pharaoh and a BHI. Madison school shooter, root issue? The Hake Report, Thursday, December 19, 2024 AD Merry Amazin' Xmas cotton tee https://amazin-merch-store.printify.me/product/15581695 TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:54) Happy Trump stopped the "funding bill" * (0:03:41) Hey,…

Watch out for snakes! Lessons from Gen. Lee. Worshiping the Devil? Antichrist vibes from Trump? Hating others' evil human nature! The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 18, 2024 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:47) News… Space, First-degree, * (0:02:31) Poisoned by "Feet" perversion * (0:03:51) Hey, guys! Nice nautical shirt * (0:06:46) DANIEL…